Impact Taping Results – Jan. 13, 2018 – Spoilers

Results via @MrJacobCohen


January 13, 2018
Orlando, FL – Universal Studios


Global Wrestling Network

El Hijo Del Fantasma defeated Braxton Sutter in a GWN exclusive match.


Impact

Eddie Edwards defeated Sami Callihan. Sami attacks Eddie post match with a chair and a baseball bat. Sami hit the top of the chair with his bat and it ricocheted into the top of Eddie’s head. He immediately grabbed his forehead and walked away. He was busted open badly.

Feast or Fired: 3 cases with title shots, 1 case with a pink slip. Contestants: Rohit Raju, Taiji Ishimori, Trevor Lee, Caleb Konley, KM, Petey Williams, EC3, Moose, Tyrus, Eli Drake. Petey Williams has grabbed the first case (Case #2). Moose has retrieved the second case (Case #4). EC3 got the third case (Case #3). Eli Drake takes the final case (Case #1). Later tonight we will find out the fate of the 4 winners.

Taya Valkyrie vs. Rosemary ends in a double count out. They continue brawling after the match and on to the stage. Taya poses after laying out Rosemary.

In-Ring: Jimmy Jacobs, Kongo Kong, Father James Mitchell: Kongo Kong and Jimmy Jacobs out, Jimmy says innocent people needed to get hurt because Joseph Park will not produce Abyss. Kongo Kong will be on a path of destruction until they get Abyss. Jimmy asks one last time “Abyss, where are you?” Out comes Father James Mitchell to the New Church Theme! Mitchell puts over Jacobs as a man very similar to himself, Mitchell says he sold his soul to make his son Abyss the world heavyweight champion, but the problem with selling your soul is it comes back to you, and Abyss had a personality split to cope. Mitchell did nothing when Jacobs hurt his cousin, made his grandmother a basket case, and destroyed the Law Offices of Park, Park, and Park. Mitchell announced that Jacobs has unfortunately awoken Abyss. Next week it is Abyss vs Kong in Monster’s Ball.

In-Ring: Matt Sydal and Josh Mathews: Grand Champion & X Division Champion Matt Sydal out, thanks the fans for supporting him his whole career, he wouldn’t be here if not for one man, his spirit guide… Josh Mathews comes out. Mathews says For far too long he has tried to enlighten the masses but true enlightenment comes from within, Matt is a double champion, he’s a happy man, he’s centered, Josh asks everyone to center their chi. Josh Mathews gives Matt Sydal a gift, a mask of his spirit animal. Matt Sydal gives Josh Mathews a gift, he makes Josh Mathews the Impact Grand Champion.

Tyrus defeated EC3

Knockouts Championship: Allie (c) defeated Sienna to retain the Knockout Title. Braxton Sutter out, he’s trying to reevaluate things in his life, he tries to say the most important thing in his life is Allie, but accidentally says Laurel, Braxton pretends to propose but Su Yung attacks Allie.

In-Ring: Alberto El Patron and Austin Aries: Alberto El Patron out, Alberto says he’s ready for a fight, he’s got a real champion to fight, not a paper champion. Austin Aries vs Alberto El Patron at Redemption. Austin Aries out, Aries says they are very similar, Aries says the only difference is that he is real in an industry of fake people, Alberto is fake. Impact Redemption will occur on April 22nd. Alberto says Aries knows deep down that he isn’t the true champion until he beats Alberto El Patron.


Global Wrestling Network

Caleb Konley defeated Fallah Bahh with help from Trevor Lee in a GWN Exclusive Match


Impact

Matt Sydal defeated Rohit Raju

In-Ring: Austin Aries and Alberto El Patron: Austin Aries out with a contract, he wants Alberto out to sign it, Alberto out, Alberto signs, contract is official, Alberto says he respects Aries, Alberto says to play Aries theme, and Alberto tries to leave, Aries says hold on, play Alberto’s music. Aries says Alberto should enjoy his music being played last because at Redemption Aries is retaining and it will be his music playing.

Feast or Fired Briefcase: JB just said World Title, X Title, Tag Titles, and Fired are the options. Eli Drake reveals a Tag Title Title shot in Case #1. Petey Williams reveals an X Division Title shot in Case #2. Moose and EC3 open their cases simultaneously. Moose receives a World Title shot. EC3 is Fired. EC3 has still not opened the case, he is frozen, he says it’s not his case, it’s Ishimori’s case. JB says it is EC3’s Case and he has to open it and make it official, EC3 says NOBODY can make him open the case. JB opens the case, EC3 is Fired. EC3 says this is a joke, JB says this is very real, EC3 is done at Impact. EC3 says there is no way he should be fired for picking a briefcase in an outdated match. He is the franchise of this company and he has carried Impact on his back for 4 years. EC3 says he’s a Carter and this company needs him, he is Dixie Carter’s nephew! EC3 says he’s a man and a professional, he accepts his fate, this will light a spark in him that will lead to absolute greatness. He thanks JB, then picks up the briefcase and attacks JB. Brian Cage out to make the save, EC3 pie faces him, Cage destroys EC3. EC3 is going around the ring and saying goodbye to everyone, he takes a bow on the stage and leaves.

Monster’s Ball Match: Kongo Kong defeated Abyss