By Jesse Suchanek on April 8, 2005 at 11:55 AM EST
From: Stuffmagazine.com
Bodies Slammin'
The WWE Divas show our girl their lethal bedroom movies. You'd better wear a cup.
Wrestling isn't just about fat, angry folks displaying 'roid rage in a ring. You can get that by watching The View. These days, professional wrestling has put American audiences into a submission hold by letting superhot women maul each other on the mat. Which is why you'd be a damn fool if you missed WrestleMania 21 on pay-per-view April 3 at 7 P.M., when the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment will get down and dirty. They might even wrestle! But if you can't wait, never fear, because I gathered the WWE Divas to get a grip on the big issues facing female wrestlers today. Unfortunately, we got sidetracked and talked only about sex. Then we had a pillow fight in our underwear. Sorry, guys. Next time I'll try to stick to the issues. Forgive me?
LAURA: Wrestlers tend to be screamers in the ring. Do you like your men to be equally as loud in the sack?
TORRIE: As long as you're not quiet, anything goes for me. I don't care—if you're loud, that's fine.
STACY: If you're quiet, it's going to be a one-night stand, for sure. I want guys to talk. Be verbal and get into it, but screaming and yelling and taking it to the next level is when it gets a little weird.
TRISH: And it almost seems fake. Like, is there a hidden camera somewhere?
AMY: My ex was like that, and I didn't like it. He called me Mama, and it freaked me out. I had to put my hand over his mouth. Positive feedback is nice, but 'Give it to me, Mama"? That's just bizarre.
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LAURA: What other.things should not come out of his mouth during sex? Besides drool, of course.
TRISH: 'You're my dirty bitch whore." Or another girl's name.
TORRIE: Or another guy's name! Or something like, 'Let me see that fat ass."
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LAURA: Unless he's saying phat ass. Speaking of which, how do you.feel about a partner spanking yours?
STACY: I like it. I mean, I don't do it all the time, but it's not something I'm opposed to.
TORRIE: I like it, too. But I'm a big baby, so if it's too hard, I'm like, "Ouch! OK, no more."
AMY: Yeah, it should be like swatting a fly—not killing a beast.
If you go to the site, you can find some provocative pictures of these divas. It's not full blown porn for all you pervs out there.