TNA Turning Point Opener:

We get a video package highlighting the changes that have happened recently, namely AJ Styles becoming champion and Hulk Hogan joining the company. We get some hype for Daniels/Joe/Styles II, Angle/Wolfe, and Team 3D/Homicide and Matt Morgan.

Mike Tenay and Taz welcome us to the show and immediately begin hyping Wolfe/Angle and the main event of the night. The X-Division looks to kick us off tonight.

X Division Championship Match
The Amazing Red (c) vs. Homicide

The crowd gets behind Red at the start of the match, and Red scored a quick kick to Homicide’s midsection, but quickly falls to a shoulder block. Red hits an arm drag and a quick dropkick and Homicide bails to the floor, where he’s caught with a hurricarana from the apron from Red. Red rolls Homidice back into the ring and hits a quick cross bode for a two count.

Red hits a monkey flip but Homicide lands on his feet. Red hits a hurricarana, but Homicide recovers quickly and hits a nasty lariat. Homicide bits at Red’s face, but Red fights out of a belly to back suplex and hits a couple of kicks before a sliding clothesline. Red falls victim to a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker from Homicide that’s good for a two count. Homicide ties Red up in the ropes but he breaks before the five count.

Homicide hits a spinning back elbow and uses his boot to choke Red, again taking advantage of the five count. Homicide hits a neckbreaker and goes for the pin but Red kicks out again. Red starts to fight back with a couple of right hands but Homicide puts him right down with a big right of his own. Homicide locks in a modified bow and arrow, but Red doesn’t look like he’s quitting.

Homicide breaks the hold and goes to bite at Red’s ear. Homicide pounds on Red in the corner before putting him on the top turnbuckle. Homicide grabs Red around the throat before climbing to the top. Red fights out and sends Homicide to the mat and he jumps off with an arm drag. Red hits a dropkick in the corner before connecting with an explosive DDT, but it’s still only good for two.

Red comes off the second rope with a nasty move tageting the head, but again it’s only good for two. Red goes for a couple of kicks but Homicide counters with a dragon screw and follows it up with a Bronx driver that’s only good for two. Homicide goes for the gringo killer but Red sneaks out. Homicide catapults him into the corner and goes for an ace crusher, but Red fights out and hits a standing shooting star press for a near fall. Red goes up top and hits a standing moonsault, but Homicide catches him with a cutter on the way down, Homicide goes for the cover but Red kicks out.

Homicide puts Red on the top turnbuckle and goes for a top rope hurricarana, but Red holds on, and connects with the Code Red. Red pins Homicide for the three count.

Winner and STILL TNA X-Division Champion: Amazing Red

Tenay and Taz discuss the implications for tonight’s match between Desmond Wolfe and Kurt Angle. Taz says he thinks Wolfe has been playing mind games with Angle, and you don’t see that much. Tenay shifts the topic to the Triple Threat Main Event, and the events surrounding the past few weeks.

TNA Knockouts Tag Match
All Titles on the Line
The Beautiful People vs. Sarita & Taylor Wilde (c) & ODB (c)

Wilde and Sky start things off but it’s not long before the faces are using quick tags to work over Sky, but Sky is able to make the tag to Rayne. Rayne quickly falls victim to a shoulder block from ODB, and Sarita tags in. Sarita tries for a couple of quick near falls before hitting an arm drag and taker Rayne down with a back elbow. The Tag champs use some teamwork with a back suplex on top of Rayne. Wilde uses a step up arm drag, but Von Erich is in with a clothesline that takes down Wilde.

TBP use a double team Russian leg sweep to take down Wilde before Sky hits a snap mare and a quick running knee. Sky sends Wilde into the corner where she tags in Lacy, who gets a ton of ‘you can’t wrestle’ chants and immediately tags out to Sky. Velvet Sky’s bare ass is completely exposed here. It’s like a mini-porn. Jesus. We have 14 photos at the link at the bottom of this report. Sky locks in a modified octopus and bites at Wilde’s hand, but Wilde is able to fight back and take Sky down. ODB gets the tag and comes in to clean house.

ODB hits a fallaway slam on Sky but Von Erich breaks up the pin. TBP clear up the ring and are alone in the ring with ODB. ODB is able to fight back against all three though with a couple of ax handle smashes. ODB comes out of nowhere with a big slam on Rayne and pins her for the three count.

Winners and STILL TNA Knockouts and Knockouts Tag Team Champions: ODB, and Taylor Wilde and Sarita

Backstage:

Jeremy Borash is backstage with Desmond Wolfe. Wolfe says it all started with a handshake, but Wolfe made his point with a fist. He says that Angle will never forget his name because the Wolfe will devour every scrap that remains. Wolfe says that he more than has the number of Kurt Angle, but he wants more. Wolfe says that he’s gracious and accommodating, because he’ll give Angle what he wants. He says he’s studied Angle, but Angle doesn’t know the first thing about him. Tonight in Wolfe 101, Desmond will end the career of Kurt Angle.

TNA Tag Team Championship Match
British Invasion (c) vs. Motor City Machine Guns (c) vs. Beer Money

Storm starts things off quickly jumping Magnus, and taking him down with a series of forearms. Magnus fights out and ends up being tagged by Shelley. Storm tags out to Rodde and the two men lock up. Roode takes Shelley down with a shoulder block but Shelly comes back with a drop toe hold and a quick arm drag. Roode takes Shelley down with a backbreaker and both men chop away at each other in the middle of the ring. Shelley brings Roode to the outside where Sabin uses the time to kick Roode in the chest. Shelley tags in Sabin who comes in with a slingshot senton.

Williams makes a blind tag on Roode but he almost gets pinned by Sabin. Sabin catches Williams with a stiff kick to the chest before tagging in Shelley for a double team on Williams before hitting a dual kick to the chest and back of Magnus. Shelley slams Williams to the mat and buries his knee into William’s back pulling back on his arms. Shelley tags back out to Sabin who comes in but falls victim to distraction from Magnus and a spinning back elbow from Williams. Williams tags in Magnus and BI hit a double team wraparound neckbreaker.

Sabin hits an enzugiri out of nowhere and Storm is able to make the blind tag. Storm comes in and takes down Magnus with a uranage. BMI hit a double suplex on Williams and get the crowd hyped up. Storm puts Williams in a tree of woe and sends Magnus in after him. The Guns come in, grab Magnus’ legs and use his groin as a battering ram against Williams’ head. BMI and MCMG work together with some double-double team maneuvers. Sabin tries to slingshot himself over the top rope ontop of Williams but he moves and Sabin eats the floor. BMI work over BI with a catapult DDT on Magnus and a spinning neckbreaker on Williams.

Storm hits an enzugiri to Williams, but Eric Young comes out and attacks Storm from behind. Hebner sends Young to the back but Nash comes out from behind and takes the belt. Nash hits Storm from behind and walks back to the back with the Global belt in his hand. Roode, back in the ring is being worked over by BI and looks confused. Magnus picks up Roode and slams him down with leverage from Williams. Magnus pins Roode and the ref counts to three.

Winners and STILL TNA Tag Team Champions:The British Invasion

We get a video update from Impact showing the return of Raven. Tenay sells Raven’s attack on Foley saying that he’d been sent to the hospital, but Foley will be in the Impact Zone on Monday for tapings. Tenay sends in backstage to JB who is standing by with Nash.

Backstage:

Nash cracks a couple of jokes, before he says the he did this for a reason, and it’s between him and Hulk. He says that Hulk knows and is in on this and everyone will find out, if it’s OK with Hulk, on Thursday.

6 Sides of Steel Match
Awesome Kong vs. Tara

Kong slams Tara into the corner right off the bat but Tara fights her way out. Tara and Kong trade blows and Tara slides under Kong. Kong tries to hit a drop down splash but Tara moves. Kong tries for a spinning back fist but Tara ducks and Kong connects with the cage. Tara immediately goes to work on Kong’s hand, before trying to escape the cage. Kong catches Tara and plants her with an electric chair drop.

Kong goes up in the corner but she gets caught by Tara. Kong sends her back to the mat and follows with an amazing missile dropkick. Kong goes for the pin but Tara kicks out at two. Kong slams Tara’s head into a couple of the turnbuckles before pressing her face against the cage and slamming into her from behind with a big splash. Kong picks up Tara by the legs and sends her into the cage with a big swing type maneuver before choking her against the cage.

Kong chops away at Tara, sending her to the mat where she ends up being stomped at. Kong brings Tara to he feet only to take her back down with a head butt. Kong brings Tara up with a suplex only to slam her body against the cage and plant her with a front suplex instead. Kong tries for it again but Tara counters with a DDT. Tara fights back with big right hands and she slams Kong’s face into several sides of the cage before following up with a superkick. Tara takes Kong off her feet with a dropkick and she hits a standing moonsault for a near fall.

Tara makes her way up to the top rope and Kong follows up. Tara slams Kong’s head against the cage and both women end up being crotched on the top rope. Tara and Kong duke it out on the top rope with Kong getting the upper hand. Tara tries for the Widow’s peak out of the corner but Kong fights out. Tara connects with a huge powerbomb, but again it’s only good for two. Tara climbs all the way to the top of the cage, but she stops at the top and looks back. Tara jumps off the top of the cage with a huge cross body and she pins Kong for the three. A very emotional Tara starts celebrating immediately.

Winner: Tara

Lauren is out to interview Tara on the ramp. Tara said she did what she said she was going to do, and she’s going to come after ODB. Tara says that she will be the next Knockout’s Champion.

- We get a video package highlighting the new relationship between TNA and Hulk Hogan.

Six Man Tag Team Match
Team 3D & Rhino vs. Matt Morgan, Hernandez & D’Angelo Dinero

Hernandez and D-Von start things out for their respective teams. Dinero ends up distracting Hernandez and D-Von attacks from behind, causing immediate dissension between Pope and Morgan. D-Von pounds on Hernandez for a bit, but he ends up being knocked down by a huge shoulder block. Dinero makes the blind tag, causing even more dissension, but he’s quick to act, mounting a series of offensive moves and leaping with a shoulder block. Brother Ray makes the tag into the ring and Pope spits in his face. Ray shoves him down into the corner and Dinero takes him down with a double leg take down. Dinero pounds on him for a bit and Ray has to bail to the floor.

Ray makes it back into the floor and mounts a bit of a comeback, hitting a big elbow and following it up with a chop. Ray hits a series of right bhands before going for a bionic elbow. Pope ducks it and bitch slaps Ray, sending him into the ropes, where Pope slides down Ray’s back. Ray comes out of nowhere with a Bubba bomb and tags in Rhino, who quickly goes to work on Dinero.

Dinero is able to make the tag to Morgan who comes in and hangs Rhino up on the top rope with a big leg drop. Rhino goes for a straight boot to the side of the head and Morgan hits a big chop. Rhino avoids a splash in the corner and hits one of his own but he quickly falls victim to a big clothesline. All six men are in the ring, and Dinero ends up falling victim to a reverse 3D after knocking Hernandez out of the way.

D-Von is able to pound down on Dinero in the corner for a bit before tagging in Rhino, who comes in and continues working over Pope. Rhine sends Dinero down with a snap mare and tags in Brother Ray who goes to work with a bear hug. Pope fights out, but Ray is able to hit a big back body drop and take down Morgan and Hernandez. Ray tags in D-Von who comes in and hits a big splash, but it’s only good for a two count. D-Von locks in a rear chin lock, but Dinero i able to fight back to his feet, out of the hold, and scores a near fall. Pope ends up falling victim to a lariat, and D-Von tags in Rhino.

Rhino pounds on Pope for a bit before sending him to the floor. Ray hits him with a big elbow drop from the ring apron before sending Dinero back in the ring. Rhino goes for the pin but Dinero is able to kick out. Rhino tags in Ray who comes in and gloats before going for a senton. Pope rolls out of the way and Ray eats canvas. Morgan and Rhino come in and Morgan eats a series of right hands.

Morgan hits rapid fire elbows on Rhino before following it up with a splash and a side slam, but D-Von is able to break up the pin attempt. Hernandez tags in and hits a slingshot double clothesline on D-Von and Rhino before cleaning house on the veterans. Super Mex gets the crowd amped up before leaping over the top rope and wiping out all three of his opponents.

Back in the ring Hernandez hits a big splash on Rhino, but Rhino is able to kick out. Ray attacks from behind and 3D goes for the what’s up headbutt, but Pope breaks it up. Ray walks into a chokeslam from Morgan, but Morgan is sent to the outside by Rhino. Dinero takes Rhino down with a big powerbomb and Hernandez goes for the cover but he gets two. Pope pulls down his knee pads but he gets pulled crotch first into the ring post. D-Von comes in with a chair and hits Hernanndez while the ref’s back is turned. Rhino hits a spear, and pins Hernandez for the three count.

Winners: Team 3D and Rhino

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Scott Steiner. Apparently the match has been upgraded to a falls count anywhere anything goes match. Steiner says that it’s not his fault Lashley can’t control his woman. He says that Krystal found out that Lashley was all show and no go, but that Steiner can go. Steiner says that he’s going to take Lashley home and pin him one, two, three in the front yard, before pinning his wife. Steiner says that Krystal Lashley will be a big winner tonight.

No DQ Falls Count Anywhere Match
Bobby Lashley vs. Scott Steiner

Steiner is out first, followed by Lashley and the two men start out fighting on the ramp. Lashley sends Steiner into the steel chairs set up in the ramp side aream. Lashley hits Steiner with a chair before sending him into the ring. Lashley follows in and pounds away at Steiner in the corner.

Lashley hits a running lariat in the corner before following it up with a shoulder block. Lashley hits a big suplex, but he can only hold Steiner down for a two count. Lashley hits a big spinebuster and goes for another splash in the corner but Lashley is able to get a boot up. Lashley is quick to recover and he hits a t-bone suplex before he clotheslines Steiner over the top rope.

Steiner hits a low blow followed by two more before trying for a quick pin. Lashley kicks out at two so Steiner sends him into the guardrail and hits him with a chair. Steiner goes for another pin, but Lashley is able to kick out at two. Steiner sends Lashley back into the ring where he executes a nice belly-to-belly suplex.

Steiner launches Lashles across the ring with three straight suplexes, but it’s still not enough to keep Lashley down for a three count. Steiner picks Lashley up and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Steiner climbs up and tries for the Frankensteiner, that doesn’t really end up that well. Steiner goes for the pin but Lashley is still able to kick out. Steiner picks Lashley up and slams him striaght down before climbing to the top tunbuckle. Lashley catches Steiner and drops him into the ropes with a press slam. Lashley slams Steiner head first into the announce table and wails away on him.

Steiner and Lashley go to the backstage area and cameras are struggling to keep up. Steiner is busted open when cameras get back to them and Lashley hits Steiner with a trash can before sending him into a guardrail. Lashley suplexes Steiner through a table and he tries for a pin but Steiner kicks out. Lashley picks up a 2×4 and just whacks Steiner with it a couple of times. Lashley tries for a spear but Steiner moves out of the way and Lashley ends up crashing through some ply-wood. Steiner wraps an extension cord around Lashley’s neck and chokes him out. Steiner pins Lashley but he still won’t stay down.

Steiner and Lashley fight their way back out to the ringside area. Steiner climbs up into the Spanish announce booth where he starts to take apart the steel scaffolding. Steiner takes down a lead pipe and uses it to hit Lashley. Steiner pins Lashley and the ref counts to three.

Winner: Scott Steiner

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Kurt Angle who immediately interrupts him. Angle says that Wolfe is trying to take out the biggest badass in TNA, but no one makes their reputation on his behalf. Angle says it’s one on one in just a couple of minutes. Angles says he doesn’t need to know Wolfe to beat him, because he’s the best wrestler in the world, and that’s real.

Challenge Match
Kurt Angle vs. Desmond Wolfe

Angle immediately backs Wolfe up into the corner, but he quickly breaks clean. Wolfe and Angle trade wristlocks and Wolfe takes Angle down with a shoulder block, but quickly falls victim to a hip toss and a couple of arm drags. Angle locks in a hammerlock, but Wolfe fights out and locks in one of his own with a facelock for good measure.

Angle and Wolfe continue to trade submission holds. Angle’s forehead ends up on the rope and Wolfe uses it as an opportunity to kick the rope and disorient Angle. Wolfe uses this time to his advantage, working over Angle’s hand, but he’s quickly taken down with a boot and suplex.

Angle hits Wolfe with a European uppercut before burying his shoulder in Wolfe’s midsection, but when Angle goes for a shoulder block in the corner Wolfe is able to avoid it and Angle’s shoulder connects with the ring post. Wolfe continues to work over Angle’s arm, just using every opportunity to stomp or tear at Kurt’s arm.

Wolfe locks in a sick arm submission, but Angle fights out and tries for the ankle lock. Wolfe is able to avoid the hold, and he hits a big running European uppercut. Wolfe hits Angle with a forearm and he tries for another uppercut, but Angle hits him with a belly to belly suplex instead. Angle follows up with a trio of running clotheslines before connecting with a flying forearm.

Angle ducks a clothesline from Wolfe and hits six big German suplexes in a row. Angle tries for the Angle slam, but Wolfe counters with an arm drag. Wolfe connects with a vicious lariat, but Angle is able to kick out of the pinfall attempt. Wolfe puts Angle on the top rope and he goes for the tower of London, but Angle is able to fight out and hit an Angle slam. Angle goes for the pin but Wolfe kicks out. Wolfe wrenches Angle’s arm and locks in the London dungeon, but Angle is able to fight out and immediately lock in the ankle lock. Wolfe fights out of it and locks in an figurefour arm bar, but Angle rolls through and locks in another ankle lock. Wolfe tries for the ropes but Angle pulls him back to the center. Wolfe is finally able to make it to the ropes to break the hold.

Wolfe is able to set Angle up in the corner again and this time he connects with the tower of London, but Angle is able to kick out at two. Desmond goes for a clothesline, but Angle connects with one of his own instead. Angle goes for a moonsault, but Wolfe rolls out of the way and locks in the London dungeon. Angle is able to back up into the ropes to break the hold.

Wolfe goes for the tower of London again but Angle fights back, so Wolfe goes for a superplex. Angle fights out again and sends Wolfe crashing to the mat. Angle connects with a big frog splash, but Wolfe kicks out at two, and somehow Earl Hebner ends up getting hurt. Angle teaser a tombstone, but Wolfe counters into tombstone position himself. Angle is able to lock in and ankle lock and Wolfe is able to fight out again, but Angle locks in a side triangle choke that causes Wolfe to tap out.

Winner: Kurt Angle

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Samoa Joe. Joe says that he didn’t cause a problem between Daniels and AJ, he only showed them the truth. Joe says that when you put the fate of who you are in the hands of another, you end up getting screwed. Joe says nobody has sent both other men to the hospital more than him, and tonight, he only needs to beat one of them, and that’s exactly what he intends to do.

The events leading to the TNA Championship Match are shown.

TNA Championship Match
AJ Styles (c) vs. Samoa Joe vs. Daniels

JB does the formal ring introductions for all three men. In a nice throwback, streamers are thrown for all three men. AJ Styles of course gets the most, as well as the warmest reception from the crowd.

Daniels takes a shot at AJ right off the bat and he and Joe square off. AJ is in, cleaning house on both men, taking Daniels down with a shoulder block before burying his knee into Joe’s midsection and hitting a big flying forearm. AJ decks Daniels with a huge forearm, but he falls victim to a big splash/enzugiri combo from Joe. Joe chops AJ’s back before kicking his check but he gets hit with a leg lariat by Daniels. Daniels and AJ chain wrestle for a bit, but AJ misses one dropkick, only to get right back up and hit another on Daniels, then another on Joe.

AJ locks in a side headlock, but Daniels makes his way back to his feet. AJ kicks off of Joe and sends Daniels back to the ground. Daniels fights out again, but Joe distracts Styles and Daniels connects with an STO. Joe comes in and goes to work with rapid fire blows in the corner before punting AJ in the ribs and hitting a running high knee on Daniels. Joe kicks away at Daniels’ leg before rolling into a leg bar. AJ breaks it up with a knee drop.

AJ and Joe square off and AJ tries for a suplex but Joe won’t budge. Joe tries for one of his own, but AJ comes back down and uses the leverage to suplex Joe. AJ hits an elbow to the back of Joe’s head and he locks in an inverted indian death lock with a chin bridge, but Daniels is able to break it up. Daniels catches Styles with a drop toe hold a drives his knee into the back of Styles’ head. Daniels hits a neckbreaker and locks in a rear chin lock. Daniels catches Joe with a low dropkick which he follows up by slamming AJ on Joe. Daniels locks in a combination Boston crab/camel clutch on AJ and Joe respectively but Joe bites Daniels’ fingers. Joe connects with a urunage on Daniels before hitting a face wash on both Styles and Daniels.

Joe hits a dropkick on Styles that sends him to the outside while also hitting a senton on Daniels. Joe tries to follow out with a suicide dive, but AJ meets him with a kick to the head. Daniels and AJ square off in the ring and AJ connects with a big suplex. AJ slingshots himself out to the ring apron but Joe kicks his legs out from under him. This gives Daniels an opportunity to dive out on top of Joe. Daniels chops Joe on the floor and he goes for the split leg moonsault but AJ catches hit legs and Joe chops his chest. Joe locks in a rear naked choke and AJ launches himself over the ropes with a twisting body press on top of both men.

AJ tries for the cover on Joe but Joe kicks out at two. AJ connects with a snap head scissors. AJ sends Daniels down and uses him as a platform to launch himself into Joe. AJ then connects with a springboard hurricarana, that’s good for a near fall. Daniels is able to catch both men in the corner with chops. Daniels monkey flips Styles into Joe, who powerbombs him back into Daniels. Joe hits another powerbomb and floats over into a Boston crab, then an STF.

AJ is able to make it to the ropes to break the hold but he’s caught with a big powerslam. Daniels is back in but he falls victim to a big back elbow from Joe. Daniels locks in a Dragon sleeper and drives AJ down on top of him with a urunage. Daniels tries for the pin on both men, but both men kick out at two. Daniels connects with a running knee on Styles in the corner before hitting a DVD that’s good for a near fall.

AJ counters a suplex from Daniels into a suplex/neckbreaker type move. Joe and AJ trade blows, with Joe taking AJ down with a big kick. Joe tries for the same kick on Daniels, but Daniels ducks and hits an enzugiri to take down Joe. Styles is up and he connects with a Pele and all three men are down.

AJ cleans house on both of his opponents, taking both men down. AJ sends Daniels to the floor with a back body drop before coming back into the ring with a springboard forearm on Joe. AJ goes for the pin but Joe kicks out. AJ connects with a hurricarana, but again Joe is able to kick out of a pin attempt. Styles hits a moonsault into an inverted DDT on Joe before catching Daniels in the same position off a springboard. Daniels rolls through and hits the last rites but Joe breaks up a pin. Daniels hits a huge German suplex on Joe.

Joe crotches Daniels on the top rope and connects with the muscle buster but AJ is able to make it in to break up the pin. AJ and Joe trade leverage for a pin with Joe only able to score a one count. AJ catches Joe with a spin kick. Styles teases the Styles clash but Daniels hits a step up enzugiri. AJ tries for the last rights again but both men end up countering out of each others holds. AJ and Styles tease each others finishers, but Joe breaks it up before either can happen. Joe connects with a double clothesline before sending his opponents into each other. Stlyes and Daniels come back with a high low attack on Joe.

Daniels and Styles fight out on the ring apron up to the top turnbuckle, both trying for a superplex. Joe comes in to break things up sending AJ to the floor with a chop. Joe teases another muscle buster on Daniels but Daniels fights out, hits an STO, and follows it up with a BME on Joe. Styles comes in out of nowhere with a springboard 450 splash on the back of Daniels who is covering Joe. Styles pins Joe and the ref counts to three.

Winner and STILL TNA World Champion: AJ Stlyes

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Smackdown:

Undertaker opened the show. He cut a promo about Survivor Series. Chris Jericho came out and stated how finally after 10 years they were crossing paths. They got face to face and then it got physical with Taker getting the upper hand. A strong opener for the show!

The Rey Mysteiro and Batista video package was shown again.

1. Dolph Ziggler and The Hart Dynasty over John Morrison and Cryme Time. Ziggler hit his finisher on Shad for the win. Morrison appeared to injure his ribs during the very early part of the match and tagged out quickly.

Josh Matthews conducted a sit down interview with Rey Mysterio. He spoke about Batista turning his back on him and vowed that Batista will see a side of Rey that he’s never seen before.

2. Beth Phoenix over a local female wrestler in squash match.

3. Drew McIntyre over Jimmy Wang Yang in another squash. Yang took a nasty spill before the bell when he was attacked by McIntyre. He got back up only to be squashed.

Batista did a quick backstage interview with Josh Matthews. When they did a close up of Dave’s face you could see his lovely nose stud.

4. Rey Mysterio over Mike Knox. A solid match. Rey won with the 619/Splash combo.

5. R-Truth defeated CM Punk when referee Scott Armstrong gave him a fast count. Afterwards, Punk flipped out and complained to the crowd. He said he was going to file a complaint to the higher-ups.

Backstage with Mickie James, Layla, and Michelle McCool. McCool talked down to James, then gave it back to McCool, and also called Layla “Scary Spice.”

A quick Batista/Hardy recap was shown.

A Wrestlemania 26 promo was shown.

Matt Hardy was interviewed by Josh Matthews.

6. Matt Hardy over Batista via DQ. Batista dominated the match, but also received the first boring chants of the night. This was kind of a lackluster way to end the night.

WHICH DIVA HAS THE BIGGEST BOOBS IN WWE!! THE ANSWER w/ **NEW** PICS (>>)

* Santino Marella defeated Chavo Guerrero

* Jack Swagger defeated Primo Colon

* Chris Jericho defeated Finlay

* Paul Burchill defeated Tyler Reks

FIXED: TNA’s Second Major Announcement Leaked – Bill Goldberg!

Dark:
* Eric Escobar defeated Tommy Dreamer.

ECW:
* ECW champion Christian challenges William Regal to a match. Regal accepts but says it has to be in England next week. The Roundtable is banned from ringside.

* William Regal defeated Goldust.

* Shelton Benjamin defeated Zack Ryder. Rosa Mendes was the ring announcer.

* In an in-ring segment, Paul Burchill and the Hurricane agreed to a match next week where if Burchill loses, he leaves ECW and if Hurricane loses, he unmasks.

* Vance Archer (former TNA star Lance Hoyt) defeated Logan Jones.

* Yoshi Tatsu & ECW champ Christian Cage defeated The Ruthless Roundtable, Regal put Christian in the Regal Stretch after.

FIXED: TNA’s Second Major Announcement Leaked – Bill Goldberg!

These are the spoilers for NEXT WEEK. The spoilers for this Thursday are already on the main newsboard!

Before the tapings started, Alyssa Flash defeated Traci Brooks by submission. After the match, Traci attacked Alyssa.

Impact starts with Mick Foley coming out for the match between Abyss and Stevie Richards. After a Black Hole Slam, the lights went out. When the lights came back on, Abyss was laid out and Richards got the win. Richards went to put a chair around Abyss’ throat but Foley attacked Richards to stop him. The lights went out again and a fireball was thrown in Foley’s face. The lights go back on and it was Raven who threw the fireball. He hits a Raven Effect and then posed with Daffney and Stevie.

Jim Neidhart defeated Jay Lethal with a running power slam. (from JP: Yes, you read that right)

Kurt Angle comes out in a suit to a large ovation. He calls Turning Point the most important night of his life. He puts over A.J. Styles and Matt Morgan. Kurt says that he has no respect for someone who comes in and attacks him. He says that Desmond has earned nothing and Angle says that he will terminate Desmond’s wrestling career. Desmond appears on the screen and Desmond says that he is here to take Angle’s place. Wolfe comes through the crowd and that leads to a brawl between Angle and Wolfe. Desmond hits a DDT on the floor.

They introduce Super Dave Osborne and he is at the announce table with Mike Tenay and Taz. (Editor Note: I guess if WWE can get Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, TNA can get Super Dave Osborne. I wonder if they tried to get Dave’s brother. According to Mike, Super Dave has a show on SpikeTV which debuts on November 14th.)

Motor City Machine Guns and TNA X Division Champion Amazing Red defeated Homicide, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Kiyoshi. Homicide tried to bring in a barbed wire baseball bat, but security stopped Homicide and carried him out. Machine Guns pinned Bashir.

After the match, Super Dave Osborne left the announce table.

Team 3D come out with Rhino. They talk about choice with TNA based on something that Dixie Carter said about whether you were on board or not. He says that they are glad that they turned because they are getting lots of heat. Matt Morgan and Hernandez come out. Ray says that he has spilled more DNA in TNA than Morgan has in his body. Ray calls Hernandez a Mexican without a green card. A six man street fight is announced for Turning Point and Ray asks Morgan and Hernandez if they have a partner. Morgan says that they do not need a partner. Devon says that that if they are the future of TNA, then TNA will be no more. D’Angelo Dinero comes out and he says that he will be the third member of the team and then he runs down Team 3D.

Beer Money defeated The British Invasion in a Non-Title Match to earn a spot in the tag title match at Turning Point. If the British Invasion were disqualified or counted out in this match, Beer Money would be added to the match. Rob Terry came out with a chair but Doug Williams told Rob to go back. Magnus almost used the chair but Williams stopped him as well. Beer Money was able to get the win with a DWI on Magnus.

Samoa Joe defeated A.J. Styles in a Non-Title match after Styles passed out in the Choke. Daniels came out during the match and accidentally knocked A.J. off balance. Styles hit Daniels leading to Joe putting Styles in the choke. After the match, Joe posed with the belt.

For Xplosion:
Rob Terry defeated Kip James.

TNA’s Second Major Announcement Leaked – Bill Goldberg!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, November 2nd, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The DCU Center in Worcester, Mass
Results by 411 Mania

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from the DCU Center in Worcester, MA

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Sharon and Ozzy kick off the show in the ring with Ozzy sitting in a throne in the ring. Sharon says this isn’t the first time Ozzy has been in a WWE ring, and we see clips of Ozzy at Wrestlemania 2 and also in a live performance on Smackdown in 2007. Sharon asks him if he remembers, and he says he absolutely does not. Miz interrupts right away, and mocks Sharon asking if its “really” going to be a crazy night. He says he plans on having a good time tonight seeing as he is a bigger star than the entire Osborne family combined. Miz says last week he was robbed in his match with Evan Bourne, and he asks that they strike it from the record. He wants the decision overturned, but Ozzy wants to know who bloody hell he is. He says he’s the US Champion, and he’s awesome, but he’s then interrupted by Rhodes and Dibiase. Rhodes asks if Miz wants to really complain about losing by count out, and says they have a real problem. He says they bought Orton a special gift, but Dibiase corrects him saying he paid for most it. He says it was destroyed by Kofi Kingston, and Rhodes asks for a handicap match with Kofi tonight. Miz tells them to wait their turn as Ozzy and Sharon are going to deal with him first. That brings out Big Show, and he tells them not to listen to these whiners and complainers. He says last week on Raw he was betrayed and assaulted by the entire roster, and he demands an apology. Ozzy says he’s so sorry, but Show says he doesn’t want an apology from him. He asks the Osborne’s to make the Raw roster to come out and apologize, and if not they’re going to get a fist. Ozzy screams at him to shut up, and now DX comes out. Triple H apologizes for the interruption, but before this got out of control with the four ratings killer he thought he’d come out and make the save. He says the Osborne’s have a lot in common with DX. He shills Ozzy’s book, and uses that as a reason to shill their own book as well. Miz says this isn’t a chance for a shameless plug, and says this is serious. DX says they’re going to take control of things Wizard of Oz or should he say Blizzard of Oz style. Everyone is going to get what they want. HHH whispers in Ozzy’s ear, and Ozzy says tonight Miz will face Evan “Braun” for the US Title. HBK tells Legacy he’s going to help them out. He whispers in Sharon’s ear, and now she books a match between “Kobe” Kingston and Randy Orton. HHH tells “Benedict Fat Guy” that they didn’t forget about him, but Show changes his mind and says maybe he should get a triple threat match. He whispers in Ozzy’s ear, and Ozzy books a match between John Cena, Chris Jericho, and Big Show. Show complains that’s not what he said, but Sharon tells him the decision is final and if he’s not down with that she’s got two words for them. I’m just hoping a match is booked at some point between Kobe Kingston and Kofi Johnston.

WWE United States Championship: The Miz © vs. Evan Bourne
Miz attacks Bourne right at the outset with a boot to the head, and a knee to the throat. Bourne comes back countering a hiptoss with a hurracanrana, and then a spinning heel kick sending Miz to the floor. Bourne catapults over the top with a knee to the face of Miz, before throwing him back inside for a two count. Miz comes right back with a knee to the gut to regain control, and then drops Bourne across the top rope. Bourne delivers a kick to the ribs, and locks in a seated abdominal stretch. Miz tries to turn it into a pumphandle slam, but Bourne reverses coming down on top for two. Miz fights back with a suplex attempt, but it is countered by a knee from Bourne. Bourne hits a running kneelift, and then delivers a spin kick to the back of the head from the second rope for two. Miz comes back with a jawbreaker, but charges into a boot from Bourne in the corner. Bourne goes for the Air Bourne, but Miz moves and Bourne lands on his feet. Miz runs Bourne into the buckle, and hits the skull crushing finale to pick up the win at 4:14. Very good match for the short time it got. There was a fleeting moment when I thought Bourne might actually pull it off.
Winner: STILL WWE United States Champion-The Miz (Pinfall-Skull Crushing Finale **1/2)

-Josh Mathews catches up with Sheamus who says as far as he is concerned Ozzy Osborne’s career should have been over a long time ago, and after tonight when he’s through Jamie Noble’s career will be.

Sheamus vs. Jamie Noble
Here we go. One of the most anticipated rematches since Hogan and Andre faced off in Indianapolis. Its Bourne-Sheamus II. Sheamus attacks early and rams Noble into the buckle before dropping a series of knees on his head sending him to the floor. Sheamus chases him outside and rams him into the ringpost before chucking him back inside. Sheamus delivers a clothesline to the back of the head, and continues the assault with a series of boots to the head. Sheamus drives a pair of elbows to the forehead, and then hits a knee lift. Sheamus delivers a Rock Bottom into a backbreaker, and then hits a running big boot which gets two as Sheamus picks up Jamie at two. Sheamus pounds Jamie down in the corner, and the ref pulls him off an calls for the stoppage at 2:26. Now THAT is how you do a squash. Sheamus continues the assault delivering a big boot sending Noble crashing all the way to the floor, and then delivers a powerbomb on the floor as referees pull him off and Noble does the stretcher job. Appears to be a slight change in direction for Sheamus who now be getting a Sid Vicious circa 1989 type gimmick.
Winner: Sheamus (Ref Stoppage ½*)

-Recap of the Kofi-Orton angle from last Monday

-Josh Mathews talks to Kofi Kingston, and asks if he has any regrets. Kofi says Orton lost his title at Bragging Rights, and any chance he has of getting it backs. He says Orton is like a classic bully who wants to blame someone else for his problems. He says he won’t be bullied. He says he destroyed all of the car, but he didn’t touch the mirror because it’s the one thing Randy needs to use the most. He says he left the mirror so Randy could see exactly why is no longer Champion, and follows up with saying he doesn’t regret a thing.

Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston
Orton walks to the ring like he downed a pair of Five Hour Energy’s before the match. By Orton standards that was an Ultimate Warrior like entrance. Orton smacks Kofi, but Kofi answers and that leads right into a brawl. Orton takes control throwing Kofi to the corner, and stomping him to the mat. Orton delivers a right hand, but Kofi ducks a second and delivers a standing dropkick. Kofi clotheslines Orton over the top to the floor and then heads outside after him firing Orton back inside. Legacy comes out to their aid, but Kofi throws Orton outside on top of them. Kofi then hits a suicide dive taking out all three on the floor, and heads back inside. Ozzy shows up on the titantron, and says he knew this was going to happen so this is now a six man tag. He then introduces Kofi’s partners…MVP and Mark Henry. New Nation? They head to the ring as we head to break.

Randy Orton & The Legacy vs. Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, & Montel Vontavious Porter
Back from break with Dibiase in control of a side headlock on Kofi. Kofi comes free and hiptosses Dibiase and then sends Orton and Rhodes to the floor. Tag to MVP who comes in and he delivers the ballin’ elbow as Kofi hits the boom drop. That gets a two count so MVP tags in Mark Henry who is in with a headbutt for Dibiase. Dibiase ducks a clothesline, and then delivers a low dropkick allowing him to tag in Cody. They try to double team, but Henry delivers a double clothesline taking both guys out. Henry whips Cody to the corner, and tags in MVP who charges into a boot from Rhodes. Cody goes for a suplex, but MVP blocks it and goes for one of his own. Rhodes tags in Dibiase who makes the save and hits a Side Russian Legsweep for two. Dibiase puts MVP in the heel corner, and tags in Orton who pounds MVP down in the corner. Tag to Dibiase who delivers an elbow drop, and a boot to the face for two. Cody tags in and drops a knee on the forehead of MVP before locking in half nelson chinlock. MVP comes free, but hits the ropes running into a dropkick from Cody for a two count. Orton tags back in and puts the boots to the lower back of MVP. He picks up MVP to deliver a standing dropkick for two. MVP tries to fight back, but Orton hits a drop toehold. Orton goes for a running kneedrop which connects for a two count. Orton grabs a chinlock, but MVP elbows free. MVP delivers a clothesline, and goes for the hot tag but Orton stops it by knocking Kofi from the apron and tagging in Ted. Dibiase runs into a throw from MVP who finally makes the hot tag to Mark Henry. Henry comes in with a headbutt to Rhodes who is also now legal, and follows with an avalanche. Henry goes for the Worlds Strongest Slam, but Orton makes the save. Orton goes for an RKO, but Kofi is in with a dropkick sending him to the floor. Henry comes back to hit the Worlds Strongest Slam which finishes at 11:47 (including the singles match). This was great booking. Some might complain about the bait and switch, but what they did was make Kofi seem like a very legit threat to Orton without actually having them do much in the ring. Now it’s a match you’d pay to see. Well done.
Winners: Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, & Montel Vontavious Porter (Henry pins Rhodes-Worlds Strongest Slam **3/4)

-Jerry Lawler is in the ring with Ozzy and Sharon as they host “Raw’s Got Talent.” Oh lord, this will either be awesome or terrible. There’s no real middle ground. Lawler brings out the third judge for the show The Great Khali which means we’re already off to a good start for this segment. Khali blabs some jibberish which Lawler translates as having a huge crush on Kelly Osborne. Sharon says she’d love to have him as a son in law. Our first contestant to sing the classic Ozzy tune Bark at the Moon is Santino Marella. Santino comes out dressed as Santino who says he’s not going to sing because he’s not a dog, but says Ozzy and Harriet is big in Italy. He’s going to bite the head off a bat…batman in fact. It’s a toy Batman, and Santino does bite it off and gets buzzed off the stage. Chris Masters is out next, and he flexes his pecs to the tune of Crazy Train. Sharon liked it, and Khali found it oddly mesmorizing. Ozzy wants him to get a bra. Next up is Jillian and Chavo for a duet. Jillian is a huge Ozzy fan, and when she heard Chavo was singing she insisted on it being a duet. They sing the Ozzy/Lita Ford song “If I Close my Eyes Forever.” They of course butcher it, and Ozzy wants to rename the song “If I Close my Ears Forever.” Jillian takes exception to that, and tells Sharon she’s always been jealous of Lita Ford. She then sings Brittany on the way to the ring as she’s going to tell it to Sharon’s face, but she gets a smack from Sharon. Chavo tells Ozzy to control his wife, and Ozzy tells him that he can do that because Ozzy can’t. Chavo gets up in Sharon’s grill, and Khali stands up for her giving her a brain chop. That leads to the obligatory Hornswoggle run in, and Tadpole splash to Chavo. This time however Swoggle is dressed up as Jack Osborne. Just in case you couldn’t tell based on the description this would fall into the “terrible” category.

-British Boxer Ricky Hatton who just woke up from getting knocked out by Manny Pacquio will host Raw next week from England.

Six Diva Number One Contender’s Battle Royal Participants-Alicia Fox, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, and Eve Torres
You guessed it…BIG BRAWL TO START. A Bella faces off with Gail while the other one ends up with Eve. Kelly is left to do battle with Alicia. Gail hits a neckbreaker on a Bella as Melina watches on from the back. Gail is first to be dumped by Kelly on accident when she tried to save her from a Bella. Jack Swagger randomly wanders out to get a closer look as Eve eliminates both Bellas. Swagger seems pleased with that, and Eve catches his eye only to get dumped from behind by Alicia. That leaves Kelly and Alicia. Kelly goes for a handspring elbow in the corner, but gets caught in a waistlock by Fox who throws Kelly out to win at 2:43. Battle Royals suck. Divas wrestling sucks. Therefore this match sucked.
Winner: Alicia Fox (Last Eliminates Kelly DUD)

-Recap of everything Jamie getting killed, and all of the Osborne shenanigans from tonight.

-Recap of Rey and Batista from Smackdown. BREAKING NEWS…Dave Batista is about a billion times better heel than babyface.

-Chris Jericho stops by to talk to the Osbornes. Jericho says they are making a mockery of Raw just like all the other guest hosts, and says one of the reasons he’s the best in the world at what he does is Ozzy. He talks about what a big fan of Ozzy he is, and talks about what a influence he was on him. He then realized that he didn’t need to pander to the fans, and now says that he’s better than both of them. He leaves but Ozzy then asks Sharon who the hell that was. That might have been a shoot comment.

-DX talks to Hornswoggle, and has him hung up on the wall. HHH says they’ve discussed this with their legal team, and they understand what this means. They need at least two weeks where he doesn’t interfere with their intellectual property. Shawn says if they imitate them again he’s in big trouble, but here’s Cena to take him down. Cena says you can never hang a leprachan on a hook, and says his Uncle hung a Leprachan on a hook once. Cena says its Hornswoggle’s idea that they are all fighting each other, but Shawn questions Swoggle’s ability to know or care that he was responsible. HHH says he’s not sweating the Triple Threat match because a few weeks ago he beat Cena, and HBK reminds Cena that they’re going to England where he beat Cena too. Cena says he’s beat both of them too, and they’ve all took turns beating each other. That leads to an awkward pause, and the Bellas walk away disgusted. Cena says that didn’t come out right. Shawn says he took physics without taking algebra. He says DX has a mathematical probability of leaving with the title. Cena says anything can happen in a triple threat match, and they could end up beating up on each other. He says they always say they got two words, but he’s got four for them. The Champ is Here! Cena leaves, and Shawn yells that people need to get their own material. He’s tired of everyone stealing their stuff. This was hysterical.

John Cena vs. Chris Jericho vs. Big Show

As DX takes a seat at ringside, the WWE Champion John Cena makes his way to the ring for tonight’s Triple Threat main event. Out next is one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho followed by his partner Big Show. As Show finishes his entrance, we go to commercial.

Back from the break and Show is working Cena over on the floor. Cena counters him and goes back in the ring against Jericho. Cena with a suplex on Jericho and a 2 count. Show trips Cena as he runs the ropes and pulls him out to the floor. Show works Cena over and tosses him into the fan barrier. Show throws him in the ring and Jericho gets a 2 count on him. Jericho and Show exchange words before beating down Cena some more. Show with a big suplex on Cena.

Cena fights back on Show and Jericho but gets knocked out of the air by Big Show. Jericho with right hands on Cena. Jericho holds Cena while Show hits him with a big chop. Show and Jericho continue to dominate Cena. Jericho with a backdrop on Cena. “Vintage DX” on commentary tonight. They launch Cena into the opposite corner and he goes down.

Show charges Cena in the corner but he moves out of the way. Cena hip tosses Jericho and hits the running bulldog. Show comes back and spears Cena. Jericho hits the Lionsault and goes for a pin but Show breaks the pin. Show and Jericho have words. Jericho shoves him and slaps him. Show tosses Jericho over the top rope and goes for a knockout punch on Cena. Cena ducks it and fights back. Show goes for a chokeslam but Cena slides out of it. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment but Show falls on top of him. Show climbs to the second rope for the Vader Bomb. Cena rolls out of the way. Show runs into a boot of Cena in the corner, and another. Cena knocks Show through the ropes with a shoulder. Jericho comes in and Cena hits his usual set of moves. Cena hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Jericho and goes for an Attitude Adjustment. As he picks Jericho up, Show is on the apron and hits Cena with the knockout punch. Jericho takes advantage and gets the pinfall and the win.

Winner: Chris Jericho

After the match, Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho while Show applies the clutch at the same time. DX rush the ring but Show takes HBK out with the knockout punch. Triple H tries to fight back but Jericho drops him with the Codebreaker. Big Show and Jericho celebrate in the ring while DX and Cena are laid out. We go to replays. RAW goes off the air with the Tag Team Champions on the ramp as DX and Cena try to recover in the ring.

RAW NEWS: Snoop Dogg Caught Smoking Pot At RAW LAST WEEK – Police Arrive On-Scene!

TNA Impact for 11/5

- Madison Rayne vs. Taylor Wilde
Wilde wins by pinfall. Rest of Beautiful People run in and beat down on Wilde. Sarita attempts the save but gets beat down. ODB runs in and clears the ring.

- AJ Styles makes his way to the ring. Talks about Hogan bringing TNA to a whole new level. Switches to who has jumped him and calls him out. Daniels comes out they go back and forth and ends with Daniels calling AJ arrogant and saying he is spoiled by TNA. Daniels claims he is just as good as AJ. Now Joe comes out to join the conversation to stir things up saying Daniels is jealous of AJ. Sets up AJ vs. Daniels for tonight.

- EY and Rob Terry vs. Beer Money
Beer Money wins after EY accidentally hits Big Rob with the Legends Title. British Invasion comes down to save EY from a DUI. When W.E. gets to the top of the ramp they are jumped by the MCMG.

- Penzer announces that Joe will be the ref for the AJ vs Daniels match.

- Cody Deaner vs. Desmond Wolfe
One clothesline and its done…guess who won…Wolfe. He goes to the top of the ramp to address Kurt just running him down wondering why he would want to get back in the ring with him at Turning Point.

- Joe comes down the ref AJ vs. Daniels with latex gloves on?

- Daniels makes his way to the ring and they cut to AJ in the back with JB. AJ is attacked by his mystery attacker so its not Joe or Daniels…as Daniels goes back to check AJ, Joe jumps him and gives him a muscle buster.

- Tara vs. Hamada
Tara wins after a Widow’s Peak. Kong comes out but is stopped by security just before she can get in the ring. Tara goes to the top rope and dives on Kong and security.

- Penzer claims Daniels vs. AJ will still happen.

- Mick Foley comes out and says he has a gift for Abyss which turns out to be a drawing of him and Abyss. He praises who Abyss has become. Next week Abyss vs. Dr. Stevie. If Abyss pins Stevie then he is gone from TNA.

- Homicide vs Bobby Lashley w/ Krystal who quickly gets sent to the back by Earl Hebner. Lashley wins after a one handed press slam. Cide attacks Lashley from behing only to be brought up for another press slam Lashley drops him after he sees Steiner on the screen going after Krystal. Lashley goes to the back. Cide pushes Earl Hebner twice until Red comes out to save Earl.

- AJ vs. Daniels (Take 2)
Crowd was really behind this one and it was a great match that went back and forth between the two. AJ wins after the Styles Clash. At the end of the match Joe looks like he is about to leave and instead chokes AJ out and poses over the two holding the title belt.

- Team 3D vs. Morgan and Hernandez
During the match Rhyno comes down mid match and attempts to give Brother Ray a chair but he pushes Rhyno away. Ray finally snaps and uses the chair on their opponents. They 3D looks disappointed in themselves and Rhyno gores both Hernandez and Morgan. He then raises 3D’s arms in the middle of the ring.

- The Beautiful People and Kong vs ODB, Sarita, Taylor Wilde, and Tara
Heels win after Kong pinned Taylor.

- Explosion Match
Kiyoshi w/ Bashir vs. Suicide
Suicide wins after his finisher.

Ric Flair To TNA Confirmed – Announcement Just Made At Press Conference!

*The show opens up with Teddy Long in the ring congratulating Team Smackdown on winning at Bragging Rights. He says that later on tonight Rey Mysterio and Batista will have a heart to heart to discuss what happened at the PPV. He talks about the title match at Survivor Series and is interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho says he should get the title shot, not Big Show. Long says the Bragging Rights trophy is the property of Smackdown and takes it away from Jericho. Kane interrupts and says he deserves a title shot since he was co-captain. Jericho argues with Kane, who starts choking him. Long tells Kane to let Jericho go, and he does. Long says if Raw is going to have a triple threat title match, so is Smackdown. Tonight it will be Kane vs. Jericho, and the winner gets put into the title match at Survivor Series.

*WWE Intercontinental champ Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler. Dolph tells Morrison that he’s the only member of the SD roster that lost at Bragging Point (yes, he called it Bragging Point) and Morrison says he doesn’t recall seeing Dolph actually have a match. Ziggler wins by countout after dropping Morrison on the SD announce table.

*Backstage Vince McMahon congratulates Teddy Long on winning at Bragging Rights. CM Punk comes in and says he should be in the title match at Survivor Series and that he’d still be champ if it wasn’t for Scott Armstrong’s shoddy officiating. Vince agrees with Punk and says tonight Punk will have a match against Scott Armstrong. Punk loves the idea and thanks Vince.

*Beth Phoenix defeated a girl, I’ve never heard of before, sounded like they said Janie Butch. Beth was cheered by the crowd.

*Announced for later tonight: Cryme Tyme presents a Divas Halloween costume contest.

*Vickie Guerrero comes out dressed like a princess. She says she wants to introduce everyone to her Prince Charming, Eric Escobar. He has a match against Matt Hardy, which Hardy wins.

*Rey Mysterio is shown backstage walking to the ring, his heart to heart with Batista is next.

*Rey Mysterio comes out and talks about what happened at Bragging Rights. He says that he considers Batista family and he’s not leaving the ring until they talk about it like men. Batista comes out and asks Rey how dare he call him out. Rey says he just wants to straighten things out, Batista tells him he’s giving him a chance to leave the ring. Rey refuses to leave and tells Batista that it was a Fatal 4 Way, did he not expect him to try to win? He says Batista is like his big brother and he’s willing to let bygones be bygones, that if he had known being in the match was going to interfere with their friendship, he would have never been in the match. Batista gives Rey one last chance to leave the ring, Rey won’t go. Rey says to think about everything they’ve been through, to think about Eddy. Batista says ‘Eddy’s dead’, that he’s not thinking about Rey, he’s thinking about himself. Batista leaves the ring and walks off.

*Backstage, Matt Hardy approaches Batista and tells him to think about what he’s doing. There are things he did to Jeff that he wishes he could take back but he can’t, and that Rey and Batista really are family. Batista walks off and Matt turns around and starts texting on his cell phone, Batista comes up from behind and attacks him.

*Drew McIntyre comes out and says he didn’t want to be a part of Team Smackdown to begin with, as he will be making his own impact. He says the party is over for his opponent. Finlay comes out but Drew attacks him as he stepped on the apron. Drew beats him down. The match never officially happened. Refs comes out to help Finlay.

*The Halloween costume contest is next.

*Cryme Tyme comes out to host the Divas Halloween costume contest. The 4 divas involved were Natalya (dressed as a Matador), Layla (dressed as Michael Jackson), Michelle McCool (dressed as a devil) and Mickie James (dressed as Elektra). Each Diva does a quick routine, Mickie is picked as the winner based on crowd response. She gets attacked by the other divas but is able to take down Layla and Natalya, but McCool gets a kick to the back of Mickie’s head in. McCool walks off.

*CM Punk defeated Scott Armstrong with the GTS. Match of the year candidate (not really).

*Chris Jericho pinned Kane with the Code Breaker to gain entry into the World championship bout at the Survivor Series.

Top WWE star leaving – signs w/ the UFC!

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from HSBC Arena in Buffalo, NY

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-JeriShow is out to start the show with Jericho clutching Bragging Rights as if it is the Stanley Cup or something. Show says he is still a proud member of the Raw roster, and starts to explain his actions. Jericho cuts him off and says he doesn’t need to explain himself. He says Show is a man of honor and his loyalty to Jericho supercedes any loyalty he has for Raw. Show tries to tell him something, but Jericho says he has something to tell him first. He thanks Show for stopping the tyranny of DX, but Show again says he needs to let him talk. Jericho cuts him off, and says he knows that Smackdown would have won anyway because he was the mastermind and the genius. Show finally cuts him off, and says he did what he did for him. Show says he did it for his career, as he can be on both shows. He says he struck a deal with Teddy Long, and he’s now Undertaker’s opponent at Survivor Series. Jericho says he never approved that with him, and they get into a little argument over who needs who and low calorie food (seriously) but they are interrupted by the race car drivers who come barreling into the arena in their race cars. Joey Logano and Kyle Busch head to the ring accompanied by the Bellas. Kyle says they are huge WWE fans, and they are proud to be here on Raw. Kyle tells Show that the fans don’t really care for what he did, but he’s a man’s man and he’s with him. He says things are happening for a reason, and congratulates Show. Logano says what he did was wrong, and that’s not impressive. Show tells Kyle to teach his friend a little something about respect. Kyle says Joey doesn’t know much about Championships, but they’re here to win Championships. Oh god, I don’t like where this is headed. Kyle says they’re in Buffalo. A city that hasn’t won a Championship since Hulkamania! BURN! Kyle busts on Buffalo for signing TO, and says soon we’re going to be singing “Oh Canada” Jericho doesn’t see anything wrong with that. Joey says he gets to book the matches, and tonight Show is going to face the guy he sucker punched. HHH vs. Show tonight. Jericho tries to show off the cup to Joey, but Kyle interrupts and says he’s going to book Jericho in a match with Kofi Johns..err…Kingston. Acting fail for the NASCAR boys. Kofi is out and that match is next.

Chris Jericho vs. Kofi Johnson Kingston
Bell rings as we get back from break and Kofi pushes Jericho into the corner. Jericho bails to the floor for a breather before heading back inside. They trade shoves before Jericho gets the upper hand with a boot to the midsection. Jericho whips Kofi to the corner, but charges into a double boot. Kofi sends Jericho for the ride and delivers a big dropkick for two. Kofi grabs an armbar, but Jericho is able to get to the ropes. Jericho regains control with a cheapshot off the break, and follows up by choking Kofi out on the second rope. Kofi is back with a rollup, but the comeback is quickly thwarted by Jericho. Jericho grabs a side headlock, and follows up with a shoulderblock. Jericho hits the ropes, but Kofi leapfrogs a few times and delivers a jumping back elbow sending Jericho back to the floor. Kofi delivers a suicide dive, and fires Jericho back inside. Kofi hops to the second rope for a series of right hands, but Jericho counters with a running powerbomb. Kofi rolls to the apron, but Jericho delivers a springboard dropkick sending him to the floor as we head to break.

Back from commercial with Jericho slingshotting Kofi into the bottom rope, and then locking in the half nelson chinlock. Kofi is able to fight out, and then hits a rollup for two. Jericho is back with a clothesline for two of his own. Kofi fights back out of the corner, and then counters a running bulldog attempt by Jericho sending him crotch first into the ringpost. Jericho charges into a pair of chops, and a spin kick before delivering a flying clothesline. Boom drop connects, but Jericho pops up into a Walls of Jericho attempt. Kofi fights out of that, but Jericho delivers an enzaguri for a two count. Jericho charges into the corner, but Kofi meets him with a bicycle kick and heads to the top rope. Jericho meets him up top, and goes for a superplex which is blocked by Kofi. He sends Jericho back crashing to the mat, and hits a crossbody off the top. Jericho rolls through though and that’s good for a two count. Kofi delivers a Side Russian Legsweep, and goes for Trouble in Paradise. Jericho catches him in mid air though and goes for the Walls! Kofi counters into a rollup for two, but walks in the codebreaker from Jericho. He’s slow to cover though, and Kofi gets his foot on the rope at two! Jericho thinks he’s won the match, and argues with the ref, but turns around into the Trouble in Paradise. This time in connects, and that picks up the win for Kofi at 13:34. Huge win for Kofi, and a great match. Just what you’d expect from these guys. Great start to the show.
Winner: Kofi Kingston (Pinfall-Trouble in Paradise ***1/4)

Kofi is celebrating on the ramp when he is met from behind by an enraged Randy Orton, who throws Kofi off the ramp to the floor. Randy stands looking over the ramp with that psychotic look as officials check on Kofi. Random, but that’s what made it work.

-The Redskins are terrible. That is all.

-Josh Mathews stops Orton to get words on why he attacked Kofi last night. He says Kofi interfered in his match last night, and cost him the title. He says he’s only just begun on Kofi Kingston. Cody kicks Josh aside, and him and Dibiase say they have a gift for him. It’s a Randy Orton race car. Orton loves it, and asks if they actually bought it for him. Dibiase says they’ve had their differences, but Orton is still the leader. He says they also have a surprise in store for John Cena, and it’s only a matter of time before the title comes back to Legacy. Orton-Evolution storyline in reverse anyone?

-Logano and Busch pimp the race with Eve Torres before they are interrupted by Jack Swagger. Swagger says they have a lot in common. Young, successful champions who aren’t afraid to tell people how good they are. Busch asks what he wants, and Swagger says he wants a shot at Cena tonight. They say they probably can’t swing it because Cena wrestled tonight, but they are going to pick Cena’s next opponent. Swagger gets distracted by Eve, and starts to hit on her before he’s interrupted by Miz. Miz says since he was the only Raw guy to win last night he deserves Cena’s title shot.

Mixed Tag Team Match: Santino Marella & Melina vs. Chavo Guerrero & Jillian
Santino teases the splits on the intro, but thinks better of it. Chavo and Santino start things off, and Santino greets Chavo with a backdrop. Santino delivers a back elbow, and goes for the salute splash which misses. Chavo rams Santino into the corner, and chokes him out with the boot. European uppercut connects by Chavo for two, but Santino stops an Irish Whip with a cartwheel and an armdrag. Santino delivers a few hilarious right hands, and Chavo tags in Jillian. The divas go at it next with Jillian gaining control with a clothesline. That brings out Hornswoggle for a distraction, and Melina goes a last call which is horribly botched (and Melina looked noticeably upset). They get tied up in the ropes, and finally Melina hits the primal scream and that finishes at 2:36. After the match a courier delivers Hornswoggle an official document, but of course he can’t read so he takes it over to Lawler. Lawler informs him it is a cease and desist order from DX letting him no he can no longer dress up like HBK. Slow burn for Swoggle-Michaels at WM 26?
Winners: Santino Marella & Melina (Melina pins Jillian-Primal Scream ¼*)

-Justin Roberts goes to introduce John Cena, but is interrupted by Legacy. Cody says the Champ is…not here. He says it would the perfect time for him to parade out here and brag about his epic victory, but Cena will have to wait because The Legacy is here. Dibiase says just because Randy can’t face Cena for the WWE Title it doesn’t mean they can’t. He says at Survivor Series they are bringing the WWE Championship back to Legacy where it belongs. Dibiase says they didn’t ask the guest hosts, because they didn’t have to. He says they are making a challenge directly to him. He says he can face Cody or Ted or he can face both of them in a handicap match if he’s got the guts. That brings out Cena who says he doesn’t have to brag about what happened last night. He says it was what needed to be. The best in the WWE competing in one final showdown, and he can even speak for their mentor Randy Orton in saying they were exhausted. He says people ask why they would do something like that. In a weird way they did it for themselves, the title, and all of the fans, but most importantly they did it because the Cena-Orton rivalry needed to end and it did (shoot comment?). He says that brings us to Raw when everyone is wondering who challenger will be. He says everyone wants to see Cena vs. (mockingly) Randy Orton’s legacy. They say they aren’t Randy, but Cena says they’re close enough. He says people will think Raw is going into reruns…WOW…this promo was written by the IWC wasn’t it? Cena says they’ve been going in circles for 12 years and its time for him to say no more. He tells them they can make all the empty challenges they want, and how they’re going to take the title back to Legacy. He says if they want a shot at the belt they can lace their boots up and work for it. He tells them they haven’t earned it yet, and asks the crowd if the baby oil boys club has earned anything? They of course say no, and he says while they’re acting all holier than thou, and buying stock cars than Randy Orton he says he’s actually a NASCAR fan. He says he was talking to the hosts, and he got them a match for tonight that will happen right now. He says they need to introduce themselves to their next opponents, and brings out MVP and Mark Henry.

-Randy Orton meets them in the ring after the match, and says apparently the guest hosts are looking for a challenger for John Cena. He says he understands the terms of his match last night, and he doesn’t care. He is a former champion, and he is entitled to a rematch. He says he will take his case to the board of directors to get back what is his. Kofi interrupts on the titantron, and says Orton doesn’t get it. He lost, its over, no one wants to hear him talk. Orton tells him to come say it to his face, but Kofi says he already is. We see that Kofi is standing on Orton’s car, which just infuriates Randy. Kofi then says the wonderful thing about these stockcars’s are they are so durable, and he’s going to show him how durable they are. He keys the car, and then bashes the hood with a tire iron. He says he really screwed up the paint job, and wants to make it right. He then grabs a bucket of paint and pours it all over the hood and says Orton has never looked better. Where the hell has that been for two years? Amazing promo and delivery from Kofi. Why stick that guy with a Jamaican gimmick?

Evan Bourne vs. The Miz
Eve Torres serves as guest ring announcer for this one for reasons that can’t adequately be explained. Miz opens up with a boot to the chest, and then delivers a legsweep to a charging Bourne for one. Miz sticks a knee to the throat of Bourne, and follows up with a back suplex for two. Miz grabs a double arm chickenwing from a seated position which just looks sick, but Bourne comes free and rolls through a sunset flip delivering a double knee to the face for two. Bourne delivers a series of kicks, and a spinning hurracanrana for a two count. Miz fires Bourne into the corner and delivers a series of shoulder blocks, but here comes Swagger to get a closer look. Miz fires Bourne into the top turnbuckle, but Swagger interrupts on the mic. He says no one is watching Miz’s match, but everyone is watching Eve. Then he corrects himself and says Eve is actually just watching him. Its hard to take your eyes of an All American American you know. Eventually the action gets a little close to Swagger, and Miz comes outside to have words with him. While they’re jawing Bourne slingshots over the top taking both men out, and then slides back in for the count out at 4:16. Nice cheap win for Bourne, as he has fallen into total jobber mode only getting cheap wins via count out. Interested to see where this Swagger/Miz stuff is going though.
Winner: Evan Bourne (Count Out **)

-Make sure that 7 second delay is ready. Ozzy & Sharon Osbourn are your guest hosts next week.

Jamie Noble vs. Sheamus
Jamie Noble is alive! And he’s about to job to Sheamus in his debut. Sheamus says he’s here to make an impression, and then delivers a shoulderblock sending Jamie crashing to the floor. Sheamus goes out after him and throws him back inside delivering a pair of elbow drops for two. Sheamus picks up Jamie in a Canadian Backbreaker, but Jamie is able to elbow his way out of there. Sheamus fires him into the corner, but misses a charge. Noble goes for a rollup, but that fails and Sheamus is back on offense. Sheamus drops an elbow across the back of the neck, and then drops a knee across the back of the neck. A pair of backbreakers connect, and that is followed by a jumping big boot to finish at 2:15. Who ordered the squash?
Winner: Sheamus (Pinfall-Big Boot ½*)

The Big Show (w. Chris Jericho) vs. Triple H (w. Shawn Michaels)
Jericho really needs to lug the Bragging Right’s trophy everywhere he goes. Like Owen with his Slammy’s. Triple H is back to being wacky DX Trips this week after his cameo as the Game last week. He’s turning into the new Mick Foley. Trips calls for the mic after the bell rings, and he tells Show that the hosts forgot to tell him that it was now a lumberjack match. The lumberjacks just happen to be all the Raw guys who Show screwed over last night. Jericho hilariously bails with trophy in hand wanting no part of that crowd, and Shawn has more to say. He says this is not only a lumberjack match, but its also a no disqualification lumberjack match which means they can do whatever they want to him. HBK dismisses Charles Robinson as they have a special ref for this one, and its none other than John Cena. Cena comes out with his ref shirt, and HHH clotheslines Show to the floor as we head to commercial.

Back from the break and Triple H and Big Show are going at it in the ring. Triple H gets on Show’s back. During the break, the RAW stars attacked Show on the floor but he knocked most of them right back down. Triple H is trying to put Show down with the sleeper now. Show slams Triple H to the mat. Triple H tries to scoop slam Show but he falls on top of him for a 2 count. Show catches Triple H with a big spear.

Show taunts HBK from inside the ring while he stands on Triple H. Show knocks Triple H down again and walks over his back. Triple H gets up with right hands but Show drops him with a big side slam. Show with a headbutt now and another. Show hits Triple H with more kicks and headbutts, then a scoop slam. Chris Masters tries to get involved and Show brings him in the ring by his head. Show hits the knockout punch on Masters. Triple H staggers Show with a knee to the head and a couple splashes. He comes off the ropes again but Show grabs him for a chokeslam. Triple H counters it with a DDT and a 2 count.

Triple H goes for a Pedigree but Show counters it with a big backdrop. Show climbs to the second rope and splashes down on Triple H. He makes a pin and Cena counts to 2 before stopping, faking a hand injury. Show gets in Cena’s face. He turns around to a double dropkick from Primo and Chavo. Swagger and Miz clothesline him in the corner but get dumped. Henry splashes Show in the corner and MVP hits his big kick. Bourne hits the SSP on Show. Santino comes in and does some comedy. Show gets up and chokeslams Santino. Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise on Show and Cena drops him with an Attitude Adjustment. HBK comes in the ring and Triple H holds up a SmackDown shirt, laying it on Show. HBK staggers Show with Sweet Chin Music and Triple H nails the Pedigree for the pinfall and the win.

Winner: Triple H

HBK and DX celebrate in the ring when the music plays and out comes Kyle Busch and Joey Legano. They have been thinking all night about who should face Cena at Survivor Series and they couldn’t agree until they found one guy who put them on the same page. The music hits and out comes Hornswoggle, still dressed in DX gear. They announce that it will be Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. John Cena for the WWE Title at Survivor Series. RAW goes off the air with DX and Cena looking at each other in the ring.

RAW NEWS: Snoop Dogg Caught Smoking Pot At RAW LAST WEEK – Police Arrive On-Scene!

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

WWE Bragging Rights Opener:

We begin the pay per view with a video package featuring the members of Team Smackdown talking about how it is the Friday night flagship. Then we see the members of Team Raw focused as they talk about how Raw is the corporate flagship for the last two decades. ECW is not mentioned.

- Your announcers are Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, and Todd Grisham.

- We see the Official Bragging Rights Trophy on a blue and red table cloth.

- The announcers mention that Jim Ross is at home recovering from an illness and they wish him the best.

- Before our first match we have the Miz and Morrison video package that aired on the 30 minute preshow starring Jack Korpela.

- We see the members of Team Smackdown in the seven on seven tag match watching in the back. Now we see Team Raw, but Shawn and Hunter are not wearing the red shirts.

The Miz vs. John Morrison

They lock up and Morrison with a waist lock and Miz tries to escape but Morrison continues to ride Miz. Miz makes his way to the ropes. Morrison with a double leg take down and he works on the arm. Morrison blocks a hip toss and hits a fireman’s carry for a near fall. Morrison with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Morrison with another shoulder tackle for a near fall. Morrison with a side head lock and he backs Miz into the corner. Miz pushes Morrison on a break and then he goes to the floor. Miz with a kick and side head lock take down. Miz with a shoulder tackle but Morrison with a flap jack and a kip up. Morrison with a standing shooting star press for a near fall. Morrison with a forearm to the back but Miz with punches and kicks. Miz throws Morrison to the floor and then Miz poses in the center of the ring.

Miz tries to suplex Morrison back into the ring but Morrison blocks it and slides in and gets a near fall. Morrison with a cover but Miz with a bridge. Miz misses a knee lift and Morrison tries for the swinging neck breaker but Miz escapes. Morrison clotheslines Miz over the top rope to the floor. They return to the ring and Morrison gets a near fall. Miz sends Morrison to the floor when Morrison tries to float over on an Irish whip. Miz goes out to the floor and throws Morrison back in. They return to the ring and Miz with a knee to the back and a belly-to-back suplex for a near fall. Miz with a knee in Morrison’s back as he works on Morrison’s back. Morrison with a mule kick. Morrison with a forearm and punches. Miz with an Irish whip and he hits the running clothesline into the corner. Miz with a forearm to the back and then he hits a knee lift with Morrison’s head over the apron. Miz gets a near fall. Miz with a reverse chin lock. Morrison with a rollup for a near fall. Miz misses a charge and Morrison with another rollup. Miz with a kick to the ribs and Morrison responds. They exchange kicks and punches while the crowd boos and yays. Morrison with a series of kicks and a clothesline followed by a leg lariat for a near fall. Morrison misses the Shining Wizard and Miz with a rollup.

Morrison with another take down and he punches Miz. Morrison misses a charge into the corner. Miz misses a clothesline but Morrison does not miss the springboard spin kick and Miz gets his foot on the ropes. Miz rolls to the floor when he sees Morrison set for the moonsault. Morrison with a corkscrew pescado onto Miz. Morrison brings Miz back into the ring and gets a near fall. Morrison puts Miz on the top turnbuckle and Morrison tries for a superplex but Miz knocks Morrison off. Miz with a double sledge from the turnbuckles. Miz tries for the Skull Crushing Finale but Morrison escapes. Morrison with a side Russian leg sweep and Morrison goes up for the moonsault but Miz knocks Morrison off the turnbuckles and Miz gets the three count.

Winner: The Miz

- We see Team Raw, at least the male members of Team Raw celebrate while Team Smackdown is not happy.

- Michael Cole reminds us of the challenge that Chris Jericho and Kane set up for the members of Team Smackdown and we see footage of their failure thanks to Finlay’s illegal shillelagh use.

Backstage:

Cody Rhodes is in the medical office getting ready. He says that it should be a clean sweep. R Truth enters and says that there are still two matches. Cody reminds Truth that he lost his match to qualify and then they had to get their team replaced. Cody calls Truth second rate and says that is the truth. Truth tells Cody that his daddy is the reason why he is on Raw. Randy Orton is the only reason why he has had any success. Truth tells Cody that he will be pinned tonight. Truth tells him that is the Truth and the Truth hurts.

Big Show comes up behind Truth and says that taking cheap shots shows that he learned a lot from Chris Jericho. Show tells Truth to go back to Kane, Jericho, and anyone in a blue shirt that Raw will let their actions speak.

- We have a Survivor Series commercial featuring DX on a movie set.

Raw Divas vs. SmackDown Divas
WWE Divas Champion Melina, Gail Kim & Kelly Kelly vs. WWE Women’s Champion Michelle McCool, Beth Phoenix & Natayla

Beth Phoenix and Gail Kim start out things for their respective teams with Beth showing her power right off the bat. Kim is able to use her quickness to score a roll up, but she falls victim to an immediate clothesline. McCool tags in and goes to work on Kim, but she eats a hurricarana and goes back to her corner to tag in Natalya. Natalya takes down Beth with a couple of quick forearms and a big body slam, but she misses the elbow and a charge into the corner, leaving her open for a modified spear.

Kelly tags into the match and hits a big headscissors on Natalya, before getting hung up on the top rope by Natalya. Natalya goes for the pin but she can only get two. She backs Kelly up into her team’s corner before distracting the ref, allowing her teammates to work over Kelly. Kelly fights out, but McCool tags herself in and stomps away at her. McCool backs her up into the corner again and tags in Phoenix who hits a snap mare and goes for the pin, getting two. Phoenix locks in a modified chin lock, but Kelly is able to fight out, although she can’t make a tag.

McCool makes her way back in and dominates Kelly, slamming her down to the mat before hitting a big knee life. Beth tags herself in and slams Kelly’s head into the corner, but Kelly is able to hit a quick hurricana and a near fall. Kelly is finally able to make the tag to Melina who comes in and cleans house on Beth Phoenix, hitting a big dropkick and a drop toe hold into the ropes. Beth hits Melina with a suplex but Melina turns it into a roll up. McCool flips it over, but it’s only good for two.

Beth connects with an implant buster type maneuver on Melina, and pins her for the three count.

Winners: Team Smackdown by pinfall

Backstage:

DX is shown backstage watching the monitor. They say that they have to win their match tonight. Swagger interrupts and says does it really matter, the team is better because they have him. Michaels says that Swagger needs to learn respect. Hunter says as a team, Raw shouldn’t even be able to get along. They talk about Mark Henry’s relationship with Mae Young, shoving McMahon into Big Show’s ass, and exposing Kingston as a fake Jamaican. HBK says if Swagger wants to walk out on the team, he can, and HBK will replace him with the first person he sees. Hornswoggle walks into the picture and Micheals says maybe not. Triple H says tonight is bigger than a match, it about honor and pride. Hunter says they have to win tonight, so he needs to know if his team is ready. Micheals puts his hand in the middle and everyone else follows. They all say Raw together, and it’s a very heartwarming moment. Kinda like the Mighty Ducks.

World Heavyweight Championship
Fatal Four Way Match
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista

We get the formal introductions for everyone as they all stare each other down in their own corner of the ring.

Punk jumps Mysterio at the bell before bailing to the outside. He comes back into the ring where he forces the Undertaker to hit Batista with a clothesline. Punk pounds on Undertaker in the corner for a bit, but his advantage doesn’t last long before the Undertaker throws him over the top rope to the outside, where Mysterio hits a seated senton. Batista and Undertaker square off for a bit with Undertaker coming out on top. Undertaker then quickly dispatches Mysterio with a big boot before working over Batista’s arm. Taker connects with old school on Batista and turns his attention to Mysterio for another old school, but he gets sent down by Punk.

Punk tries for a superplex, but Taker fights him off for a bit, Punk eventually connects and Mysterio goes for a quick cover but Punk breaks it up. Batista comes back into the match, hitting a huge slam on Punk but he quickly falls victim to a big boot from Taker. Mysterio tries for a hurricarana on Taker but Taker catches him. Taker goes for the last ride but Batista connects with a spear. Mysterio goes for the cover but Taker sets him up for the chokeslam. Batista and Rey Mysterio hit a 619/spinebuster combo, but CM Punk breaks up Batista’s pin attempt.

Punk connects with a go to sleep on Mysterio but Batista breaks it up. Undertaker locks in Hell’s gate on Batista out of nowhere but CM Punk breaks it up and pounds away at Taker. Punk stomps away on Batista before connecting with his running knee in the corner on Taker. Taker holds on though and hits the last ride on Punk, but Batista breaks up the pin.

Batista and Taker square off with big right hands, Batista gets the best of it, but Taker connects with a big chokeslam out of nowhere. He goes for the pin but Punk breaks it up again. Punk picks up Taker and starts to pound away at him, but Taker goes for the chokeslam. Punk kicks away at his knees to break it up, but Taker sends Punk to the outside over the top rope. Taker signals for the tombstone and he gets Batista up, but Batista fights out and connects with the Batista bomb, but Mysterio breaks it up and goes for a cover of his own. Batista and Mysterio argue, and Batista shoves Rey down to the outside. Undertaker connects with a chokeslam on Batista and he goes for the pin but Batista kicks out.

Taker goes for another chokeslam but Batista fights out and both men his simultaneous clotheslines. Punk sneaks in and goes for a pin on both men but both kick out at two. Punk gets frustrated and allows for time for Batista to send him to the outside. Batista catches Mysterio and he throws his to the outside on top of Punk. Batista turns around straight into a tombstone from Taker. Taker pins Batista and the ref counts three.

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: The Undertaker

After the match, Josh Matthews is in the ring and he asks Mysterio how it feels to come so close to winning the World Championship. Mysterio says that he and Batista did their best to help each other out, he apologizes to Batista and gives him a hug. Mysterio says they were both close, but it didn’t work out tonight. Matthews asked at what point he felt the match slip away from him. Mysterio says whatever happened happened and tomorrow is another day.

Matthews asks Batista how he’s feeling. Batista asks Rey and the fans if they think they were close. Batista says he doesn’t think they were close, he thinks he was close, and that he’s tired of coming this close. He also says he thinks he’s tired of his best friend stabbing him in the back. Batista says he’s not playing, he says he’s going to rip his head off.

Batista drops the mic and stares down Mysterio before hitting a nasty lariat. Batista sends Rey out to the floor, where he follows stomping away and screaming at him. Batista screams in Rey’s face while Mysterio pleads with him to stop. Batista launches Mysterio into the ringside barricade and the ref is in to stop things. Batista attacks quickly again with another vicious clothesline and he leaves Rey lying.

14-Man Raw vs. SmackDown Tag Team Match
Team Raw (Triple H, Shanw Michaels, Big Show, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, Kofi Kingston & Mark Henry) vs. Team SmackDown (Chris Jericho, Kane, R-Truth, Matt Hardy, Tyson Kidd, David Hard Smith & Finlay)

DX’s music hits and Hunter and Shawn make their way out to the ring first for their team. to a huge pop from the crowd. The Raw music hits and the rest of the team make their way out to the ring.

Chris Jericho’s music hits and he makes his way to the bottom of the ramp where he waits for his co-captain Kane. One major difference between Team Raw and Team Smackdown is that at least the captains of Team Smackdown are wearing their shirts prominently. Smackdown’s music hits and the rest of the team makes their way down the ramp.

All 14 men square off in the ring and the referee holds the Bragging Rights trophy high. Cody Rhodes and R-Truth are going to start things off for their respective teams. Cody hits Truth with a quick kick and it quickly devolves into a fight. Truth hits a big back kick, but he gets caught with a big back elbow and Rhodes and Truth fight on the ground for a bit. Big Show tags in.

Kane tags in for Smackdown and the big men square off. Kane starts things off with some strikes and a kick, he avoids a Big Show splash in the corner and hits a lariat, but he falls victim to a big shoulder block and a leg drop from Show. Show tags in Swagger who comes in and works over Kane while talking smack. Kane comes back with a big right hand and tags in Matt Hardy. Hardy comes in and smashes Swagger’s head into the turnbuckle and hitting a big lariat. Hardy tries for a suplex but Swagger fights out. Hardy pulls Swagger’s shirt up and pounds away at him, hitting a big boot and following it up with a second rop leg drop.

Swagger bails to the floor and Hardy follows hitting a big lariat. all 14 men square off on the floor and the ref tries to keep things separate. Hardy and Swagger make their way back into the ring where Swagger works over Hardy’s arm with a single arm DDT. Swagger tags in Henry, who comes in and pounds on Hardy in the corner before continuing to work over Hardy’s arm. Henry hits a big head butt on Hardy, but when he tries for an elbow drop, Hardy rolls out of the way. Hardy can’t make the tag though before Henry flings him back across the ring and tags in Michaels.

Michaels chops away at Hardy before sending him into the corner. HBK sends Hardy into the ropes, but he falls victim to a kick and a side effect from Hardy. Hardy makes his way to his corner and tags in Finlay who comes in and quickly slams Michaels down to the mat. Michaels fights back though, but not for long as Finlay sends him hard into the corner. Finlay connects with a short arm clothesling and a quick European uppercut before pounding away at HBK in the corner. Micheals sends Finlay into the corner but Finlay turns around and both men crack heads and go down.

Both men get to their feet at the same time, but HBK hits sweet chin music. Smith makes a blind tag and they hit the Hart attack and go for a quick pin but HBK kicks out. Smith tags in Jericho who smirks and throws his shirt in Michaels’ face. Jericho locks in a modified sleeper but HBK is quick to fight back. He fights his way out of the hold and he rolls up Jericho, but he falls victim to a quick lariat.

Jericho stomps on Micheals and tags in Kane who comes in and hits a low kick to HBK’s face. Kane goes for the pin but Micheals kicks out at two. Kane punches Michaels in the face before tagging in Smith, who locks in a sleeper. The crowd gets behind Micheals, who makes his way to his eet and fights out of the hold, but Smith quickly retaliates with a side belly to back suplex, which is good for another near fall. Smith slams Michaels down and tags in Kidd, who goes for a springboard elbow drop, but he misses. Michaels is able to make the tag to HHH who comes in and cleans house on the Hart Dynasty and Finlay with a couple of big spinebusters. He turns right around though into a big chokeslam from Kane.

Kidd pins Hunter, but Triple H kicks out at two. Both men go for their corners. Kidd tags in Jericho who comes in and hits a bull dog on Hunter. Jericho goes for a lionsault but Hunter rolls out of the way. Hunter tags in Kingston who comes in and works over Jericho with a big dropkick, lariat and boom drop. Jericho blocks the boom drop though and almost locks in the walls of Jericho but Kofi fights out and is able to connect with trouble in paradise. The Hart Dynasty comes in to break up the pin and things begin to break down. All 14 men are fighting. Swagger hits his gut-wrench powerbomb, but he falls victim to a big boot from Kane, who falls victim to a spear from Big Show.

Kofi goes up top and Big Show grabs him by the throat and hits a big chokeslam. Show hits the knockout punch on Hunter and leaves the ring. Jericho pins Kingston, and gets the win for his team.

Winners: Team Smackdown

Smackdown celebrates with the trophy after the match. They all hand it around to each other.

- A video package is shown with highlights from all the matches between Randy Orton and John Cena.

Backstage:

Kingston is shown backstage where he’s blamed by Rhodes, who calls him a weak link. Rhodes attacks Kingston and throws him into the wall.

WWE Championship
60-Minute Anything Goes Iron Man Match
If Cena loses, he must leave the Raw brand
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena

Cena and Orton and lock up, Cena goes for an arm bar and turns it into a side headlock. Orton backs Cena up into the corner where he fights out of the hold and pounds down on Cena. Orton locks in a side headlock of his own, taking Cena down to the mat. Cena is quick to fight out, sending Orton into the ropes. Cena hits a big hip toss, but he’s sent into the corner by Orton.

Orton stomps away at Cena in the corner, but he takes too much time and he’s sent into the opposite corner by Cena. Cena goes for a bull dog but Orton launches him across the ring instead. Orton stomps away at Cena on the mat before rearing back and punching him square in the face. Orton takes his time and stares at Cena for a little while, which leads to him falling victim to the STF. Orton taps out quickly, and the first fall goes to Cena.

Orton – 0 : Cena – 1

Both men square off with right hands and Orton gets the advantage with a scoop slam. Orton kicks at Cena’s shoulder before blatantly choking him. Orton continues to wear down Cena, stomping away at him. Orton sends Cena to the apron and suplexes him back into the ring. He goes for the pin, but Cena is able to kick out at two. Orton locks in a rear chin lock and takes Cena down to the mat.

Cena is able to get back to his feet, but Orton clamps down and Cena alls back to the mat. Cena looks to be fading, but he once again is able to make his way back to his feet. Cena fights out of the hold this time, and he’s able to kick Orton in the midsection and hit a quick blockbuster. Cena goes up to the top rope and connects with the leg drop to the back of Orton’s neck. Cena goes for the five knuckle shuffle, but when he turns around he’s surprised by an RKO from Orton. Orton pins Cena and gets the three.

Orton – 1 : Cena – 1

Orton sends Cena to the floor and he follows out. Orton slams Cena’s head into the steel stairs before dragging him over to the announce table area. He slams Cena’s head into the apron and begins disassembling the announce table. Orton grabs a monitor and he whacks Cena in the skull. Orton goes for the pin but Cena kicks out.

Orton sends Cena back into the ring and he goes for a mic. Orton hits Cena square in the head and he goes for another pin but Cena is able to kick out again. Cena is actually busted open on the top of his head and Orton punches away at the wound. The ref tries to get the medic to check out Cena’s cut and they stop the clock, but Cena attacks Orton and the clock starts again. Cena launches Orton over the top rope and to the floor. He follows out and slams Ortons head into the steel stairs, but Orton is able to reverse an Irish whip and send Cena into the stairs. Orton goes for the cover but Cena kicks out.

Orton puts Cena’s head on the stairs and stomps on it. He goes for the pin again, but Cena is able to kick out at two. Orton rolls Cena back into the ring where he continues to pound away at the top of Cena’s head.

Orton starts to stalk Cena and looks to be setting up for the RKO,but when he goes for it, Cena pushes him off and hits a duo of shoulder blocks and a side belly to back suplex. Cena fires himself up and connects with the five knuckle shuffle. Cena goes for the AA, but Orton counters into the RKO. Both men’s shoulders are down and both have an arm across each other, and the ref counts three for both men.

Orton – 2 : Cena – 2

The medics continue to check on Cena and he tries to wave them off, but they insist on toweling the blood of Cena’s head. Orton charges Cena when the match starts again but Cena avoids it and Orton’s shoulder connects with the steel ring post. Cena puts Orton on the top turnbuckle and he looks to be going for a second rope AA, he connects, and both men are down. Cena is able to cover Orton, and the ref counts to three.

Orton – 2 : Cena – 3

Legacy run down to the ring where they assault John Cena, beating him down. Dibiase connects with the dream street and the drag Orton on top of Cena. The ref counts three and that’s another fall. Kofi Kingston runs down to the ring with a chair and chases off Legacy.

Orton – 3 : Cena – 3

Cena starts the next fall off with a quick high knee and both men are down. Cena takes Orton down to the mat and he starts to pound on him but Orton bails to the floor. Cena follows out and he slams Orton’s head into the guardrail. Cena and Orton fight up the ramp, with Cena throwing right hands all the way. Cena sends Orton into another guard rail on the other side of the ramp, but the third time Cena tries, Orton counters and sends Cena in instead.

Orton goes for a pin but Cena is able to kick out at two. Both men fight over into the tech area. Orton slams Cena’s head into some controls and some of the pyro on the entrance ramp goes off. Orton sends Cena into some of the set lighting and there’s a big hokey explosion. Orton pulls Cena back out and goes for the cover, the ref counts to three.

Orton – 4 : Cena – 3

Orton goes back over to the pyro controls and he starts pressing random buttons. He follows Cena to the top of the stage, but he grabs a chair first, making sure to whack Cena upon catching up to him. Orton drags Cena over the pyro strip, and goes back to the controls. Orton presses down on the button, but it doesn’t work, so he slams down on the controls and sets off a whole load of other pyro.

Cena apparently rolled out of the way of the pyro and Orton is livid. Orton pounds on Cena and beats him back down the ramp, stopping at the half-way point to pound on the top of Cena’s head. Orton hits a big European uppercut and pounds on Cena. Orton launches Cena into the steel ring steps with an Irish whip.

Cena makes his way to his feet, but Orton sends him right back down with another punch. Orton picks up some of the stairs and he throws them straight at Cena’s head. Cena’s able to get his hands up though, and when Orton goes for the pin, Cena is able to kick out at two. Orton looks to be getting frustrated.

Orton punches away at Cena, putting him down on the ground and trying to wear away at Cena. Orton grabs another chair and he whacks Cena across the back. Orton goes for a pin but Cena is able to kick out at one. Orton sends Cena back into the ring. Orton picks Cena up, but Cena is able to lock in a small package. Orton won’t break for the interval and he pounds away at Cena instead. The ref is able to break it up and Orton bails to the outside.

Orton – 4 : Cena – 4

Orton throws a tantrum on the outside, but he’s slow to start at the next fall. He stalks Cena from the outside, pulling him toward the ring apron. Orton gets Cena in DDT position, and he sends Cena crashing down headfirst to the floor. Orton pins Cena and the ref counts to three.

Orton – 5 : Cena – 4

Orton goes for another pin, but Cena is able to kick out at two. Orton picks Cena up and sends him back into the ring. Orton stomps away at Cena’s limbs, working him over methodically. Orton locks in a chin lock and pounds on Cena’s chest. He goes for a cover but Cena kicks out at two. Orton hits Cena with another big right hand and Cena falls to his back. Orton goes for a pin but Cena is able to kick out again.

Cena makes his way back to his feet where Orton is waiting behind him. Orton his yet another big right hand and he goes for the pin, but Cena kicks out at two. Orton goes for another big punch, but Cena ducks it and connects with a right hand of his own. Orton bails to the floor and goes all the way up to the top of the entrance ramp.

Cena follows Orton up the ramp and they meet at the top where Orton kicks Cena and works him over with punches and kicks. Cena is able to fight back and Orton walks back down the ramp and into the ring.

Cena makes his way back down to the ring, but when he slides into the ring, Orton beats down on him. Orton continues to wear down Cena with some nasty stomps. Cena rolls out to the apron, and Randy Orton sets him up for the rope assisted DDT, but Cena fights out and goes for the AA. Orton fights out of that and bails out into the crowd.

Cena follows Orton all the way to the top of the stairs of a section and he connects with a garbage can shot. Cena sends Orton head first into a wall, and he stomps away at Orton. Cena punches Orton and Orton stumbles down the stairs away from Cena. Orton and Cena slowly make their way back to the ringside area, but the continue to fight in the crowd for a bit. Cena sends Orton back over the guard rail with a hip toss and he goes for a pin, but Orton kicks out at two.

Cena sends Orton head first into some steel stairs and goes for the cover, but Orton is able to kick out again. Cena beats Orton around the ring and sends him into one of the ringside barricades.

Cena sends Orton into the barricade again and Orton is down on the ground. Cena picks Orton up, and he sends him through one of the barricades, just absolutely launching Orton.

Orton positions one of the sets of stairs next to the announce table. Cena picks up another set of stairs and he rams them straight into Orton’s head. Cena hangs on to the stairs, setting them on top of the other stairs he already put next to the table.

Cena dead lifts Orton up into body slam position and quickly tosses him up on his shoulders into AA position. Cena climbs the stairs that he just set up and hits the AA on Orton through the announce table and the crowd goes nuts. Cena pins Orton and the ref counts three.

Orton – 5 : Cena – 5

Cena goes for another pin as soon as possible, but Orton is able to kick out at two and Cena looks shocked.

Cena begins looking under the ring and he grabs a table. Cena slides the table into the ring, where he sets it up in the middle of the ring.

Cena picks Orton up to his feet, but Orton can’t stand. Cena carries Orton and rolls him back into the ring. Cena lays Orton down on the table. Cena goes up to the top rope and he dives off with a leg drop, but Orton is able to roll out of the way and Cena crashes through the table.

Both men are very slow to get up. Orton punches Cena from his knees, and Cena retaliates. They continue to trade punches, but both seem exhausted. Both men are back to their feet, and they continue to punch away at each other.

Cena gets in a flurry of strikes and he connects with one shoulder block, but when he goes for another he connects with the ref. Cena is distracted and when he turns around Orton hits a big RKO. Orton calls another ref down and he goes for the cover but Cena kicks out at two.

Orton is upset and he attacks the other ref, sending him down to the mat. Orton appears to be extremely upset. Orton backs up and sets up for the punt, but Cena avoids it and is able to counter with the STF. Orton tries to make it to the ropes and he looks up at the scoreboard.

Orton is finally forced to tap with four seconds on the clock and John Cena ekes out another fall.

Orton – 5 : Cena – 6

Winner & NEW WWE Champion: John Cena

Cena wins the title and stays on RAW! Cena poses with the belt as they air replays and the show ends.

BREAKING NEWS: Kurt Angle Backstage At Bragging Rights In Pittsburgh, PA!!

Event: UFC 104 Pay-Per-View
Airdate: Saturday, October 24th, 2009 (Pay-Per-View)
Location: The STAPLES Center in Los Angeles, Calif.
Results by MMAScoops.com

Stefan Struve vs. Chase Gormley
Round 1
Struve throws low kicks in the opening 30 seconds before going up top. He misses with the head kick and Gormley takes the fight to the mat with a double-leg. Gormley lands some shots while standing in Struve’s guard. Struve goes for a leg lock and Gormley is content to sit back for one of his own. The two exchange submission attempts back-and-forth before Struve sweeps to top position. Struve unloads on Gormley as he hangs onto his left leg. Referee Jason Herzog is watching closely but doesn’t intervene. The fighters scramble on the mat until Struve, from top position, pulls Gormley into a triangle. Struve goes to his back and elicits the tapout at 4:04 of the first frame.

Kyle Kingsbury vs. Razak Al-Hassan
Round 1
Al-Hassan takes Kingsbury to the mat with a trip right off the bat. Taking top position he tries to secure a guillotine choke but cannot finish after falling to guard. Kingsbury moves one leg through on the way to mount but can’t pass all the way. Kingsbury is put back in guard and the pace slows. Referee Jason Herzog decides to stand the fight back up. Al-Hassan grazes Kingsbury with a head-kick and the fighters exchange punches as the round closes.

Round 2
The fighters clinch and Kingsbury takes al-Hassan to the mat. Al-Hassan immediately sweeps to the top and works for a guillotine choke. Kingsbury defends and stands back up. Kingsbury pins him against the cage but al-Hassan gets double underhooks and spins him against the fence. Kingsbury fights for one underhook and they separate. The clinch up again and trade turns putting the other against the cage. The pace is quite slow and neither fighter seems poised to take the advantage. Herzog separates them again. Kingsbury flurries with punches in the final 10 seconds, al-Hassan answers with a kick to the body.

Round 3
Kingsbury delivers a stiff left hand that is countered by a right from Al-Hassan, both fighters’ heads snap backwards. Kingsbury pushing the action now, charging forward while Al-Hassan circles and counters. Kingsbury leaps in with a right hands but Al-Hassan fights back, landing a solid left. From the clinch along the cage, Kingsbury tries to heed his corner’s instructions to take the fight to the mat. He locks up a single and trips Al-Hassan to the mat but he springs right back to his feet. The fighters fall back to the mat from the clinch and both scramble back to their feet once again. Kingsbury chases Al-Hassan right up to the bell but fails to land any significant shots before the horn ends the lackluster match.

Official scores are 29-28, 29-28 and 28-29. Kingsbury takes the split decision.

Jorge Rivera vs. Rob Kimmons
Round 1
Kimmons punches his way inside on Rivera and changes levels for a takedown but Rivera grabs underhooks and thwarts him. Kimmons pushes Rivera back against the cage but Rivera escapes back to the center. Rivera lands a nice right hand lead and pushes Kimmons against the cage and scores with a nice uppercut. Rivera takes control in the middle of the cage, scoring with multiple punch combinations, landing big right after big right. Kimmons shows a solid chin but his only answer in the exchanges are flailing counters. Kimmons backs Rivera into the cage once again and takes him down with about 45 seconds left in the round. Rivera defends from his back but Kimmons finds some holes and lands his best shots of the round.

Round 2
Kimmons charges in again to begin round two, pushing Rivera against the cage. Rivera knees to the body as Kimmons shoots and drops him awkwardly to the mat. Kimmons pops right back up but Rivera lands an uppercut that hurts Kimmons who falls to his back. Rivera takes over from top position and punishes him with strikes. He is landing at will every time he sits up in his guard. Rivera is pounding away with just over a minute left in round two. Rivera stands up out of guard and leaps back in with more right hands. With 30 seconds left, Rivera lets Kimmons up. The fighters exchange from the clinch with Kimmons getting the better shots in the final seconds.

Round 3
Rivera knocks Kimmons to the mat with a barrage of punches just 10 seconds into the final round. Rivera settles into his guard and pounds away with right hands as referee Herzog watches intently. Kimmons’ face is covered in blood and Herzog calls for the doctor. After a cursory look, Kimmons takes up his position on the mat and Rivera continues the assault. Herzog deems he has had enough and steps in at 1:53 to give Rivera the win by TKO.

Yushin Okami vs. Chael Sonnen
Round 1
Okami pistons the jab from his southpaw stance, snapping Sonnen’s head back before the wrestler shoots in. Okami staves him off for a moment but Sonnen gets him to the mat from the clinch along the cage. Okami struggles back to his feet but Sonnen grabs a body clinch from the rear and slams him to the mat. Okami back up for a second but back he goes, courtesy of Sonnen. Sonnen takes his back and attempts a rear naked choke but Okami defends and gets back to his feet with Sonnen holding onto a rear body lock. Sonnen jumps onto Okami’s back and begins working the rear naked again but Okami escapes. In the center of the cage, Sonnen hits another takedown but can’t keep Okami down. The fighters exchange big lefts, Sonnen first and Okami with a counter as the round closes.

Round 2
Okami scores with punches as round two gets underway. Sonnen shoots as Okami is throwing a kick and he is stopped in his tracks. Okami tries to get away from Sonnen’s grasp but he clings to his shorts and legs from behind. Sonnen is taking control of the fight, surprisingly, on the feet. He is backing Okami up and landing a lead left hook over and over. Okami has no answer and seems preoccupied with defending the takedown.

Round 3
Sonnen is back at it in the third, stalking Okami on the feet to set up his shot. He drops for the takedown but Okami defends with underhooks. Sonnen is undeterred and press forward on the feet. The two southpaws circle in the center of the cage but Sonnen is much more active. Okami, possibly sensing a little urgency begins to push forward but Sonnen stuffs him up against the cage and plants him to the canvas. Okami turtles and Sonnen takes his back. Okami wriggles back to his feet with Sonnen in tow, holding his waist in a body lock. Sonnen pushes him to the mat and Okami, on his side, locks up a Kimura. Sonnen defends will and Okami lets the hold go. He gets back to his feet but can’t shake Sonnen.

Sonnen takes a unanimous decision on the official cards with scores of 30-27 across the board.

Antoni Hardonk vs. Patrick Barry
Round 1
Barry and Hardonk trade low kicks through the opening minute of combat. Both fighters connected clean. Hardonk lands a stinging kick to Barry’s left leg, which forces the American to switch to Southpaw. Hardonk accidentally pokes Barry in the eye and time is called. Hardonk continues to attack the legs of his opponent, whether Barry fights as a left hander or from the orthodox stance. Hardonk slips throwing a kick and Barry takes advantage. Barry hops on top into side control, where he punches from the top and controls position. Hardonk gets back to his feet and is clipped by a Barry right hook. Both of Barry’s legs are bruised up from the low kicks. Hardonk stays with his low kick game plan and it’s working as he frustrates Barry in the final seconds of the round.

Round 2
Barry’s right eye is swollen from the first-round eye poke, but it doesn’t affect him early as he scores with several right-hook leads to the head of Hardonk. Barry’s confidence is at an all-time high as he starts to land at will. Hardonk, frustrated from the assault, attempts a rare takedown. Barry stuffs it easily. Hardonk steps forward in the pocket and is hit with a jab on the top of the head. He stumbles from the blow and Barry pounces with a savage right hand to the fallen fighter. Barry raises his arms before referee Josh Rosenthal takes action at 2:30 of round two. Impressive performance from Patrick Barry.

Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer
Round 1
Bader sneaks in a right hook on the heels of his jab. Schafer doubles up on his jab, but he can’t follow up with meaningful punches. Bader is swinging for the fences from the outside, and he’s grazing punches on both sides of his opponent’s face. Bader connects with a hard right hand that puts Schafer down. Bader swarms with leather as Schafer holds on. Bader absolutely tees off with his right hand, but Schafer survives. Scahfer then gets busy with an offensive guard, where he works omaplata and kimura attempts. Bader’s defense is solid. The horn ends a solid first frame.

Round 2
Bader is caught with a finger in the eye. Referee Josh Rosenthal gives Bader a short reprieve and the fight is back on. Schafer looks confident as he slugs Bader with a right hook. Bader’s pace has slowed after the draining first stanza. Bader is loading up on his right hand and he’s falling short. Schafer stays calm and connects with a jab and a short right. Bader lands a grazing-straight right to the ribs. Bader winds up with his right hand is hit by two clean counter rights. Bader lands a left hook and Schafer taunts him with a smile. Schafer gets sloppy and is hit with two right-hand leads. A minute remains in the round. Bader lands a right hand after two uninspiring jabs. Schafer stuffs a takedown and blasts Bader with a right hand. Schafer stops another shot and works a guillotine as the round closes.

Round 3
Schafer starts the round with a lazy jab and pays for it, as Bader connects with a right-handed haymaker. Schafer stumbles around the cage like a newborn deer taking its first steps before crashing to the canvas. Bader swarms with punches and elbows, but much like the first round, Schafer survives and stops Bader in his tracks with a solid guard. The fighters clash heads in the guard and Schafer is cut. The laceration is cleaned by a doctor and action resumes. Schafer finds a rhythm on the feet and pieces together a few clean right hands. Bader steps forward and snaps Schafer’s head back with a jab. Bader drops levels for a double-leg takedown, and he scores. Schafer attempts to defend the shot with a guillotine, but Bader easily passes to side control. Bader controls the final minute before giving up guard and an omaplata try at the bell.

Ryan Bader takes the unanimous decision with scores of 30-27, 30-27 and 29-26.

Anthony Johnson vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida
Round 1
Johnson, a much larger opponent who failed to make weight on Friday, storms out and roughs Yoshida up with rights and lefts and to the chin. Yoshida is hurt and backing up with his hands down. Johnson lands a clean right cross directly on the chin and Yoshida goes to sleep. Referee Steve Mazzagatti halts the contest at just 0:41 of the first. Following the knockout, Johnson apologizes to the UFC for not making weight, which he says is a result of a knee injury.

Joe Stevenson vs. Spencer Fisher
Round 1
A one-two from Fisher ends a minute-long feeling-out process. Stevenson lands a left hand that opens up a small cut near the right temple on Fisher’s eyebrow. Stevenson switches levels for a takedown and Fisher defends beautifully. Fisher’s eye is bothering him as he blinks constantly, perhaps in an effort to prompt referee Herb Dean to separate the fighters, as Stevenson is controlling the clinch. Dean separates the fighters and Stevenson gets a takedown and half of Fisher’s back. Stevenson lands some right hands at the bell.

Round 2
Stevenson lands a hard right hand as Fisher starts the round aggressively. Fisher throws a kick to the body that is caught. Stevenson keeps a tight hold on the foot of Fisher and drags him to the canvas. Stevenson drops back for a heel hook, and Fisher defends. Stevenson gets back on top and briefly advances to mount before being put in half guard. Stevenson is teeing off with right elbows from half guard. Fisher is trapped against the fence and he’s taking a beating as Stevenson mixes in punches with the elbows. Stevenson moves to a crucifix and drops about 20 straight elbows that open up the face of Fisher. Dean steps in to save Fisher at 4:03 of the second.

They aired the Yushin Okami vs. Chael Sonnen pre-lim fight to kill some time.

Gleison Tibau vs. Josh Neer
Round 1
Tibau grazes a fast-punching combination and then follows with a beautifully-executed knee-tap takedown. Tibau gets sloppy and allows his opponent to stand before scoring another forceful takedown. Neer hops back up and taken down for the third time. In what is becoming a pattern through the first three minutes of action, Tibau is unable to hold Neer to the floor. Neer stands and Tibau drops levels for a single. Tibau completes the takedown. Neer works a butterfly guard from his back, and eventually uses it to stand.

Round 2
The second stage begins as the first ended, as Tibau gets two quick takedowns, but is unable to do anything with the position. Tibau gets a third takedown, and this time he’s able to capitalize. Tibau moves to mount and then the back of Neer. Tibau transitions to a tight armbar, but Neer is game. Neer escapes and works briefly from the top before standing. Neer keeps Tibau at bay with lowkicks and punches for the duration of the round.

Round 3
Tibau rushes in and gets a quick single-leg. Neer defends from his guard and stands when Tibau gave space. For the first time in the fight, Neer shrugs off a Tibau takedown. He stuffs another. Tibau is fatigued and backing up with his hands down. Neer lands a right hand and is taken down. Neer elbows the head from an open guard. Tibau allows Neer to stand, and is hit with a low kick. Tibau scores yet another single. Neer checks the clock and gets to his feet. Tibau gets another clean takedown before time expires. The crowd boos both fighters.

Tibau takes a unanimous decision with official scores of 30-27 (twice) and 29-28.

Cain Velasquez vs. Ben Rothwell
Round 1
Velasquez gets a single-leg takedown after landing a kick to the body. Rothwell stands and is taken back down. Velasquez punishes Rothwell with short punches and moves to north-south. Velasquez goes to side control, which allows Rothwell to escape to his feet. Velasquez takes him back down and dishes out a world of hurt with both elbows and hands. Velasquez moves effortlessly from mount to side control and beyond. Velasquez allows Rothwell to stand after a completely one-sided thrash fest.

Round 2
Velasquez snags a quick single and the beating commences. Velasquez’s right hand finds a home on the face of Rothwell. Velasquez pins Rothwell’s left arm against the cage and unloads with lefts to the head. While Rothwell frees his arm and stands to his feet, referee Steve Mazzagatti executes extremely poor judgment in calling the fight. An awful move to a fight that was growing more exciting by the minute. The official time is 0:58 of round two.

Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua
Round 1
Rua leads with a body kick and jumps right into Machida’s clinch, taking several knees to the body in the process. Rua disengages and attempts to corner, but Machida escapes. Machida with kick to the body. Rua with inside leg kick. The two collide and Machida fires off a knee to the body before the two clinch against the cage. Action stalls. Rua with a swinging knee, then another. Machida breaks off the cage and escapes. Machida with kick to the body, eats a kick to the leg. Machida rushes in with knee and Rua catches him mid-air, pressing to the cage in the clinch. Rua working knees. Rua reels off a kick to the body after the two break off. Mahida starts bouncing but he looks a little tentative. The two trade leg kicks. Machida attempts to counter Rua’s leg kick with a punch, no dice. Rua lands a punch as Machida attempts his own. Machida chops at Rua’s leg as he advances. Round ends in a standoff.

Round 2
A lot of feints from both men as round gets started. Machida reels off front kick and takes a leg kick as he escapes. Machida switches stances and changes his mind. Rua chases in with a leg kick. Rua catches a left as he kicks. Machida with a kick to the body. Rua chases the champ down with a body kick. The two collide with kicks, and Machida reels off a knee as Shogun shoots. Machida stuffs it against the cage. Machida with leg kick. Rua nearly catches a leg as the two pass each other in center cage. Rua chases down a body kick. Machida with big kick to the body. Rua punches in and lands a body kick. Rua nearly meets a punch as e comes in with a head kick. Machida catches him mid-air with a left as he leaps in with a kick, but Shogun shrugs it off. Machida again attempts knee as Rua closes, but no dice. The two are locked up against cage. Rua works knees. Action stalls. Rua breaks off with a punch as the round ends.

Round 3
Rua chases in, but misses with punches as Machida escapes. Machida lands punch/kick combo and Rua repays with body kick of his own. Rua with body kick. Rua attempts lead left hook, nothing doing. A tactical battle, to be sure. Both fighters constantly sizing each other up. Machida goes with straight left but Rua’s guard is solid. Rua dives in for takedown and works a few knees before being pushed back. They trade leg kicks. And again. Rua catches a punch as he kicks again. Rua punches in and kicks to finish, but nothing’s really damaging the champ yet. The worst show of battle are their flanks, which are reddened from constant kicking. They finally corner each other and trade shots. Rua catches a few, but he also plasters the champ with a solid right that backs him away. Machida escapes and the two end the round in another staredown.

Round 4
More sparring as the round gets started with feints and the occasional leg kick from Rua. If ever there was a human chess match, this is it. Rua again nearly pays with his chin as he comes in with kick. Machida slips on the canvas and Rua charges in for a takedown. Machida applies the “Asian Dart” and rebuffs his foe. Rua comes in again with a kick, but this time applies a plumb after the inevitable counter from Machida. It isn’t held for long though, Machida is on his bicycle. Rua chases Machida around the cage with same attack as always. Machida shrugs it off and continues moving. Round ends in standoff.

Round 5
Machida checks a Rua kick to start off. Rua charges in with body kick. Machida returns with knee to body as Rua advances. Rua lands huge kick to Machida’s body. Rua distracts with punches and gets another body kick. Rua with another body kick. Machida returns, but catches a kick to the leg. Rua charges in and meets air. The two lock up after doing the same dance they’ve been doing the entire fight. Ref Herb Dean separates them. Rua lands kick to body. Rua lands punch-elbow combination off a lock up, the most significant in the round. Machida is bringing the same weapons in each exchange—a straight left and left knee to the body. Rua has locked into these, though, and the results are less than exciting. Rua seems to have one attack that’s working, and he’s working it: kicks to the body and legs. Rua chases him down the two trade briefly before the round ends to the boos of the audience.

All three judges score it 48-47 Lyoto Machida….audience boos. TERRIBLE DECISION!

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Krystal Marshall-Lashley is sitting ringside again.

TNA Impact for 10/29

Desmond Wolf opens Impact saying he’s not the next best thing he is the One. He tears down the U.S. and then moves on to Angle, claiming he didn’t win his gold medal he only claimed it on points. Says that after last week’s beatdown on Angle he became the greatest TNA wrestler. Angle (now coming out the Face Tunnel) says Desmond has overstayed his welcome and will be leaving TNA tonight. Tonight one on one Angle vs. Desmond in a Street Fight.

Alissa Flash vs. Tara
Tara wins after a fireman’s carry into a side slam. Post match, Kong comes out and gives Tara an Implant Buster onto Alissa.

Motor City Machine Guns vs. 3D
The Guns won after Devon tapped out to Alex Shelley’ half Boston Crab, Brother Ray argued that Devon didn’t tap.

TNA Legends Championship: Eric Young vs. Bobby Lashley
Steiner goes after Krystal Marshall and Bobby goes to help her. He knocks Steiner out and gets back in the ring. Steiner comes to the ring and hits Lashley with a chair for the DQ.

Eric Young is still in the ring and World Elite comes out sporting some new white track suits. The British Invasion has been suspended without pay for assaulting Slick Johnson last week. But it was Beer Money’s last shot so they just had to leave with the belts. Young says he just handed Lashley his first TNA defeat. He changes the Legends Title to the TNA Global Championship, stating he won’t defend it on American soil or against an American. Kevin Nash comes out with a chair. He says that the deal was that he leaves BFG with the Legends Title and $60,000 cash…he says Bashir gave him 60,000 Iranian dollars. Beer Money comes in through the crowd and attacks World Elite.

Beautiful People vs. ODB, Hamada, and Christy Hemme.
The Beautiful People win after Lacey hits a chokeslam on Hemme
Post match, Kong’s music plays and she makes her way to the ring but is jumped by Tara. Security struggles and eventually breaks the two up.

Abyss vs. Dr. Stevie: Hardcore Match
Abyss wins after a Shock Treatment. After the match Dr. Stevie chokes Abyss out with a kendo stick. Foley comes out and looks like he is gonna hit Abyss with the kendo stick but hits Stevie instead and leaves.

Rhino vs. Matt Morgan
Rhino goes for a gore but Morgan hits the Carbon Footprint for the 3 count. After the match Rhino beats down and gores Morgan. Hernandez’s music plays and he chases Rhino from the ring. Rhino gets on the mic and says no one is going to run him out of TNA.

Angle vs. Desmond Wolf
Hebner stops the match after Angle is knocked out by a vicious clothesline from Wolf. They put Angle on a backboard and stretcher him out.

For more great exclusive TNA coverage like what you just read above including a video of Chris Sabin’s nasty neck injury at iMPACT! tonight, visit our TNA website only at TNAWrestlingNews.com.

VIDEO: Chris Sabin Injured At The TNA iMPACT! Tapings….

- Batista & Mysterio vs. Jericho & Kane tonight is the main event.

- Chris Jericho starts things off. Bragging Rights hype. JTG interrupts, then Vickie Guerrero interrupts. JTG’s better on the mic. Eric Escobar comes out, then Dolph Ziggler, then Drew McIntyre. Finally, Kane. Kane & Jericho run down their team for not being ready and set up a 4 on 5 tag match, because Shad is sick. Same stipulation as Raw’s 5 on 5 match, where if a team member is pinned, the person who pinned him takes his place.

- 1st Match – Eric Escobar, JTG, Drew McIntyre & Dolph Ziggler vs. The Hart Dynasty, Finlay, Matt Hardy & R-Truth. Long match. Hardy pins JTG with a Twist of Fate after Finlay with a shillelagh hit. So, Matt is now on Team Smackdown.

- CM Punk, Scott Armstrong and Teddy Long are in the back talking about the screw job. Armstrong bails out, but runs into Vince McMahon.

- 2nd Match – John Morrison vs. Mike Knox. Morrison wins with Starship Pain. Morrison gives a short promo after the match.

- Jericho & Kane congratulate Hardy and company on replacing all 5 of the old Smackdown team.

- Mickie James, Michelle McCool, Mae Young and Beth Phoenix promo. Young slaps the fool out of McCool.

- Batista & Rey talk backstage.

- 3rd Match – Batista & Mysterio vs. Jericho & Kane. Pyrofest 2009. Batista pins Kane with a spear after Mysterio scarifies himself to Kane on a chokeslam.

- Vince McMahon talks up tonight’s main event. Armstrong caved in. Taker-McMahon WrestleMania 26 foreshadowing here. Vince blackmails Armstrong by saying Bullet Bob could go in Hall of Fame this year if he cooperates.

- 4th Match – Mickie James vs. Layla. Mickie wins with a spin kick. And let’s just say she’s gotten the message from being moved.

- Captain Lou package.

- Cole & King hype Bragging Rights.

- 5th Match – CM Punk vs. Undertaker – Submission Match for the World Heavyweight Title. Punk and company come out with a Straight Edge promo. Great simple stuff from Punk. Taker wins with Hell’s Gate despite Punk’s attempts at another screwjob. Punk tapped way too quickly.

- Taker plays to the crowd to send us home happy.

WWE SD! star fails Wellness Test… who is it?

Xplosion:
Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Kip James
Sheik wins after a missed Famasser into a roll up with a handful of tights

iMPACT!:
Kurt Angle comes out by himself says he is in the ring without a family and its been a year since they started the Mafia. He says they were not about job security, it was about respect. He sees that the roster is evolving and growing up talking about the talent of Eric and AJ, focusing on how AJ strives to be the best. Then moves on to Morgan’s talent. He says that he now sees the locker room as his peers and he wants to fight alongside them.
Out comes Rhino who says the Mafia is no more. He says TNA management wants to phase the vets out to make room for people like Morgan and Hernandez. Kurt says maybe they earned it, but Rhino disagrees.

Now 3D comes out and Brother Ray is screaming at Rhino about what he did to him at BFG (Crowd is ALL OVER Rhino). Rhino says 3D is in the same boat. He tells them maybe they should go in the back and check the card because they are not on it, while he has a match with Hernandez later tonight.

Backstage interview…AJ and Daniels talk about what just happened with Kurt and says its just them against the competition. Lauren says at Turning Point its Joe vs. Daniels vs. AJ for the title.

Raisha Saieed is in the back with Lauren talking about her match with Kong tonight

Homicide must have attacked Red backstage because he threw Red down the face tunnel and they fight toward the ring…after a great showing between the two Homicide wins after the Gringo Killer.

Matt Morgan vs. Scott Steiner
Before the bell, Steiner goes to Bobby Lashley’s wife, Krystal Marshall who is sitting ringside. They have a back and forth match which ended up outside the ring near Krystal. Steiner throws Morgan back in the ring and goes after her. Lashley comes out while Hebner is preoccupied with Morgan and they brawl. Morgan wins with the Carbon Footprint.

AJ and Daniels vs. Joe and Nash
Nash and Joe win after Daniels goes for a tag but AJ moonsaulted onto Joe on the floor. Nash chokeslams Daniels and says he’s going after Eric Young.

Eric Young is in the back and says he has a huge announcement for next week’s Impact.

Lauren is backstage with the Motor City Machine Guns talking about the first Ultimate X Match on broadcast TV.

Earlier today they taped a segment with the Beautiful People in catering which they called the set for their new movie, “Meanest Girls” which was an attack on Taylor and Sarita.

Raisha Saeed vs. Awesome Kong
Raisha actually had some decent offense including a top rope “famasser”. Kong wins after an Implant Buster. She drags Saeed to the top of the ramp after the match and power bombs her off the stage. It takes easily 10 minutes to stretcher her out.

Team 3D comes out for commentary.
Rhino vs. Hernandez
Hernandez wins after a big splash off the top. While Hernandez is celebrating, Rhino attacks him. Hernandez gets in the offensive and 3D stops him from Border Tossing Rhino telling him that Rhino is not worth a suspension.

Nigel McGuiness debuts as Wolf Desmond during a backstage segment where he beats down on Kurt Angle.

Six Sides of Steel for TNA Tag Titles: Beer Money vs British Invasion (Champions)
Awkward setup as the teams actually have to tag in and out. Crowd is HOT for this match, however not happy with the result when Beer Money wins by DQ after Brutus knocks out referee Slick Johnson. Still Champions, British Invasion.

Dave Penzer announces to the live audience that Kurt Angle is on his way to ringside and he apparently doesn’t know why…previous beatdown maybe?

As the ring crew is taking down the six sides of steel Kurt comes out and calls out Wolf Desmond. He doesn’t come out and as Kurt goes to the back he is attacked from behind. He sets Kurt up on the top rope and hits a Tower of London on Angle.

Ultimate X for Tag Title Shot at Turning Point: MCMG vs Lethal Consequence
In an awesome match that had some great spots in it, the Machineguns won when Sabin retrieved the X

BREAKING NEWS: TNA fires Booker T, Scott Steiner, & ODB!!

Ezekiel Jackson & Vladimir Kozlov vs. Tommy Dreamer & Goldust. Wow, Kozlov is bad & Jackson is good. Dreamer with the hot tag and in the end Goldust pins Kozlov. Jackson & Kozlov beat down Dreamdust after match.

Kelly Kelly vs. Gail Kim Typical Diva’s match. This was taped for this week’s WWE Superstars show on WGN. Kelly Kelly got the victory in this one. Winner: Kelly Kelly

Cody Rhodes arrested…..

ECW results:

- Chris Jericho interrupts Abraham Washington and says he is looking for Tiffany.

- 1st match: #1 contenders match – Yoshi Tatsu vs. Zack Ryder. Tatsu wins with a flip into a splash.

- Tiffany & Rosa are talking backstage. Chris Jericho wants to scout ECW wrestlers for the Smackdown team. Tiffany says no, but William Regal and his goons come in and back up Jericho. Jericho talks up Regal with the idea of using Jackson & Kozlov. Tiffany throws Jericho in a match vs. Christian later in the show.

- 2nd match: Sheamus vs. J.T. Quinn. Shelton Benjamin runs in. Benjamin is over here. Great German suplex from Benjamin.

- Randy Orton vs. John Cena video from Raw.

- They hype the Wrestlemania 20 rematch for tonight, Chris Jericho vs. Christian.

- Paul Burchill promo. A fake Hurricane comes out, and the real Hurricane attacks Burchill from behind with black & green kendo stick.

- 3rd match: Chris Jericho vs. Christian. Good match. Christian wins with the Killswitch. No run in. Hmm.

A REAL-LIFE AFFAIR IN WWE REVEALED – Maria & A Top Member Of WWE Management Who’s MARRIED!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, October 19th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, FL
Results by 411 Mania

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from the Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville, FL

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Snoop rolls out in a pimped out pink ride, accompanied by Raw’s newest divas Eve Torres and The Bella Twins. Snoop says Sunday night Raw is going to embarrass Smackdown, and he heard tonight might be John Cena’s last night on Raw so he’s got him fighting Triple H. He says since John Cena has to fight its only right that Randy Orton has to fight so he booked him against the man who pinned him last week Ted Dibiase. He also booked the co-captains against each other Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho. He brings out DX, and Triple H says as required by law every time Snoop is on a show white guys have to try to badly speak in Snoop Dogg language. Shawn and Hunter prove how white they are with several “izzles” and then HHH says they have put together a team of epic proportions. He says they will face the Smackdown team, and puts the team up on the titantron. First we have Jericho who both Shawn and HHH beat at Wrestlemania. Next up we have Kane, and Shawn asks if he had a fling with his ex girlfriend. HHH says she was kind of a stiff. Har har har. Next up is Cryme Tyme who can be found in the parking lot selling unused tickets, and we have the guy who introduces himself. HHH can’t remember his name, and then he has no clue who they are. Shawn says we can’t talk about the up and comers like that, and says the one guy is Drew McIntyre who was signed personally by Vince McMahon. Shawn then says the other guy is…well he really doesn’t know who he is. Finally it comes to him and he whispers something to HHH who does a spit take and asks if he’s really bopping Vickie Guerrero. HHH says he always said if you’re going to sleep your way to the top at least do it with someone who weighs less than you. Shawn says he’d know for sure. HHH says its quite the team, but it pails in comparison to the team Shawn and he put together and introduces Team Raw. Shawn calls them an impressive mass of humanity. He goes down the lineup, but gets to Cody who takes the mic from Shawn to stop him from mocking him. HHH calls Team Raw millions of dollars of talent…and Cody Rhodes. Cody says he’s not going to listen to them on Sunday, as they are captains in name only. If this was based on talent he’d be the captain and everyone knows it. He says he may not tag anyone in, and might just beat Smackdown by himself. Big Show takes exception to that, and says he doesn’t care if they insult DX but he will respect him. He says if at any time he thinks he will let the team down he will take Cody out himself, and that goes for each and every one of them. Mark Henry asks if that’s a threat, and Show asks “what if it is?” Henry says if it is they’re going to have problems. Swagger interrupts and says they might be bigger, but he’s more athletic than all of them. He says they need to do what they do best and stand and look intimidating while the all American wrestler does what he does best. Kofi chimes like a good babyface, and says this is what Smackdown wants and they need to focus on being a team. Trips stops by and questions where Kofi’s accent went as he’s supposed to be Jamiacan. Triple H says he’s got a little test for them tonight, and it’s a 5 on 5 match. If any of them lose it will prove they are the week link, and the person who pins them will replace them, and that match is next.

10 Man Tag Team Match: The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, & Mark Henry vs. Montel Vontavious Porter, Primo, Chavo Guerrero, Chris Masters, & Evan Bourne
Joined in progress out of the break with Chavo in control of Kofi. Kofi comes back with a backdrop on Chavo, and then leaps to the second rope with a series of right hands. Kofi ducks a clothesline and hits a clothesline of his own before being tagged in by Big Show and Mark Henry simulataneously. The two big men argue so Cody tags himself in, but gets pushed into the corner where Chavo makes a tag to MVP. MVP hits a throw on Cody, and then pulls Cody back into the corner tagging in Bourne. Bourne hits a crossbody off the second rope, but Cody rolls through for a two count. Cody goes for a vertical suplex, but Cody counters and tags in Primo. Primo ducks a clothesline, and then delivers a Side Russian Legsweep. Dropkick by Primo misses, and that allows Cody to connect with the Cross Rhodes. Swagger makes a blind tag and runs in to make the pin at 3:05. Everyone takes exception to that which leads to everyone getting dumped from the ring and Show spearing Henry.
Winners: The Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Jack Swagger, Cody Rhodes, & Mark Henry (Swagger pins Bourne-Cross Rhodes *1/2)

-Ted Dibiase talks to Josh Mathews, and says he didn’t do anything last week that Orton didn’t do. He says Orton didn’t return any of his calls, but he has to understand. Orton interrupts and asks what it is he has to understand about being betrayed. Dibiase asks if he would have done the same thing if he were him, and Orton says if he were Dibiase he would listen to him. He says in a few minutes they are supposed to have a match, but they won’t. Dibiase won’t fight back, and if he does that he might not get thrown out of Legacy. If he decides to take another advantage however, and decides to fight back he’ll regret it for the rest of his life.

Ted Dibiase vs. Randy Orton
Dibiase shows that he is conflicted by refusing to look at Orton, and Orton then boots him in the gut. Dibiase stands back up and stares him down again, but gets hit with a European upper cut. Again Dibiase stands up doing a great job with the facial expressions of anger building, but gets stomped down. Orton tells him not to even think about it, and once again stomps him. Orton asks him if he wants to hit him, and then again delivers a stomp. Dibiase is doing a fabulous job here, as he stands up and stares down Orton as the crowd just BEGS him to punch Orton. Orton pie faces him, and DARES Dibiase to touch him. Finally Dibiase has had enough and shoves Orton to the ground as Randy backs off to the corner. The look in Dibiase’s eye is something that absolutely can’t be taught. Just tremendous storytelling here. Finally Dibiase changes to a look of resignation, as Orton senses the change and becomes more confident. Orton pushes Ted’s face up and delivers the RKO at 4:21. More of a match than an angle, but what an angle it was. This was absolutely terrific, as we continue to build towards a Dibiase face turn. Not much more you can say. The crowd was absolutely PLEADING with Ted to hit him.
Winner: Randy Orton (Pinfall-RKO N/R)

-Video tribute for the late Captain Lou Albano. Very nicely done.

-Sneak Peek at Snoop Dogg’s new video.

-Back in Snoop’s office as he is interrupted by Hornswoggle and Chavo. Chavo wants to be part of Team Raw, and says that all the guest hosts overlook him. Jillian then comes in and demands a rematch for the Diva’s Title. Then Santino stops by dressed like CHARLIE FREAKING BROWN, and says they got off on the wrong foot last year and he dressed like Charlie Brown to make it up for him. Finally Snoop kicks them all out, and then says he needs to relax and asks for his lighter??? We then get a technical difficulties screen featuring Michael Cole with his arm around Hornswoggle. Seriously. When we come back the room is filled with smoke, and Snoop says nothing relaxes him like lighting up his own personal stash…of scented candles. [insert THAT'S NOT PG comments here]

John Cena vs. Triple H
Triple H uses his Game theme for this one. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe during the first DX reunion in ‘06 they both used the DX theme for singles matches as well as tag matches. Not a big deal just an observation. Cena takes HHH over a few times with a headlock, and HHH counters out each time with a headscissor. Cena goes for a quick Attitude Adjustment, but HHH is able to quickly escape the damage. Cena takes HHH over again with the side headlock, and then delivers a shoulderblock off the ropes. Cena hits a hiptoss for a two count, and they stare each other down. Trips then grabs a headlock, but Cena reverses into an overhand wristlock. HHH counters with a knee to the midsection, and rams Cena face first into the top buckle. Cena comes firing out of the corner, and then whips HHH into the buckle. HHH explodes out of the corner with a clothesline for a two count, and then whips Cena violently into the corner. HHH again whips Cena into the buckle, and measures Cena for the pedigree. Cena counters out and whips HHH into the corner sending him over the top to the floor as we head to break.

Back from commercial with HHH in control as he hits a sidewalk slam for a two count. HHH drops a knee and then drives Cena into the corner with a series of shoulderblocks. Cena fights back as they trade right hands in the middle of the ring. Cena gets the better of the exchange, and hits a shoulderblock off the ropes. A second attempted shoulderblock from Cena is dodged by HHH. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment again, but HHH again slides off the back and chops the leg. HHH charges at Cena, but gets a drop toehold attempt. Cena goes for the STF, but HHH gets to the ropes and then catches Cena with a boot. Cena comes right back with a fisherman’s suplex, but HHH counters a running bulldog attempt sending Cena crashing to the canvas. HHH sets up for the Pedigree again, but Cena counters into the STF this time locking it in the center of the ring. HHH nearly gets to the ropes, but Cena pulls him back to the center. HHH is able to dive for the ropes to stop that, and then hits the Pedigree out of nowhere. HHH goes for the cover, but Cena is able to get his foot on the bottom rope as we head for break again.

Back from commercial as Cena rolls back inside from the floor. HHH hits him with a straight right hand. Cena comes back with an Attitude Adjustment attempt, but HHH counters into a sharpshooter. Cena is able to get to the bottom rope to break the hold, and then comes back with a series of shoulderblocks. Protoplex connects by Cena, and that of course sets up a five knuckle shuffle which connects. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment again, but again HHH counters. HHH is back with a high knee, and a facebuster followed by a clothesline. Spinebuster by HHH connects, and that sets up a second Pedigree which connects but CENA IS OUT AT TWO! HHH goes for the Pedigree again, but Cena counters into an Attitude Adjustment which finally connects but HHH also is able to kick out! Unbelievable. Cena heads to the top rope for the legdrop, but HHH moves. Pedigree attempt is countered into an Attitude Adjustment. HHH counters that, and finally hits another Pedigree this time getting the win at 20:15. These guys get a lot of unwarranted ‘net hate for their ring work, and one of the constant criticisms is they need a great worker to carry them. Well they sure as hell didn’t here. Flame away, but this is the best Raw match since Shawn and Cena back in January. Better than Night of Champions, and on par with the Wrestlemania match. HHH helps Cena to his feet, and delivers a handshake before leaving Cena to soak in the moment of his final night on Raw. This is pretty lame considering that we all know even if he goes to Smackdown he’ll back on Raw occasionally, but Cena does a nice job of selling the moment nonetheless.
Winner: Triple H (Pinfall-Pedigree ****)

The Miz vs. Some Jobber
Snoop stops these festivities to say he wasn’t happy about all that stuff Miz said about Marty Jannetty, so he replaced the jobber with Marty himself.

The Miz vs. Marty Jannetty
Miz pushes Marty into the corner, but Jannetty answers with a smack and then rolls up Miz for two. Miz comes back with a boot to the gut, and then whips Marty to the corner. Miz delivers a brutal clothesline, and then locks in a reverse chinlock. Marty elbows out of the chinlock, and then delivers a back suplex. Marty hits a back elbow, and a running clothesline. Backdrop connects by Marty, and he then heads to the second rope for a fist drop getting a two count. A sequence of counters appeared to be botched by the hopelessly out of shape Jannetty, and Miz just goes ahead and mercifully ends this with the Skull Crushing Finale at 2:39. Marty looks like he aged about 20 years since he was last in WWE. After the match Vince personally fired Jannetty. Okay I made that part up.
Winner: The Miz (Pinfall-Skull Crushing Finale DUD)

WWE Diva’s Championship: Jillian Hall (w. Chavo Guerrero) vs. Melina ©
Did I miss something? Why is Chavo out there with Jillian? Anyway if Jillian wins here she not only wins the title, but replaces Melina on Team Raw. Chavo provides a distraction which allows Jillian to gain control hitting a Samoan Drop for two. Jillian whips Melina to the corner, and goes for a handspring. Melina catches her in a headscissor as Chavo again jumps on the apron for a distraction. Hornswoggle comes out from under the ring all gangsta’d up and tries to pull him off. Meanwhile back in the ring Melina hits the Primal Scream to retain at 0:59. Nothing match as it was just here to set up the aftermath. Chavo goes after Swoggle and begins to rip off his gangsta clothes, but Snoop is out to make the save. Swoggle gets behind Chavo allowing Snoop to push Chavo over in the schoolboy trip, and then he delivers a spear to Chavo. That leads to divas coming out and dancing with Snoop and Swoggle.
Winner: STILL WWE Diva’s Champion-Melina (Pinfall-Primal Scream DUD)

Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels

Back from the break and it’s 10:59PM. Chris Jericho makes his way out to the ring first followed by his opponent Shawn Michaels. The bell rings and Jericho rolls to the floor to get a microphone. Jericho comes in the ring and says SmackDown has an advantage over RAW – him being the captain. Jericho says he is the best in the world at what he does. Jericho says we are going to start now with HBK and out comes Cryme Tyme.

The pyro hits next and out comes Kane. HBK is on the ramp now and looking confused. Kane comes marching through the crowd and he has Dolph Ziggler, Eric Escobar and Drew McIntyre with him. Jericho says while Team RAW argues like children… the DX music hits and out comes Triple H.

Behind Triple H comes Jack Swagger, Big Show, Cody Rhodes, Kofi Kingston and Mark Henry. Both teams are in the ring and all fourteen Superstars face off. Triple H tells Jericho congratulations because he done the impossible – he made Team RAW agree on one thing. The fact that they don’t like Team SmackDown. Triple H says they all walked onto this show but are about to get thrown off of it. Vickie Guerrero asks everyone to excuse her as she walks out on the ramp to tons of heat.

Vickie’s back and it’s great. Tons of heat here for WWE’s best heel. Vickie says she sees where this is going and as a SmackDown official, she won’t allow it. Vickie says if DX want a fight, they get one but it has to wait until Sunday. She says Team SmackDown is leaving the arena now. Huge “you suck” chant here. Triple H tells Jericho to listen to Vickie and leave. Triple H says they don’t work for Vickie Guerrero, drops the mic and Team RAW starts brawling with Team SmackDown. Jericho gets thrown over the announcer’s table by HBK as both teams brawl in the ring. RAW goes off the air with chaos in the ring.

RAW NEWS: Snoop Dogg Caught Smoking Pot Prior To RAW – Police Arrive On-Scene!

TNA Bound For Glory Opener:

We get a nice video package highlighting the big matches heading into Bound For Glory. We also get a couple of interviews from some of the big players in some of the bigger matches from tonight.

Zakk Wylde is ringside, he shreds on his guitar for a bit before breaking out into a riff-y version of the National Anthem.

Ultimate X Match for the X Division Championship

The Motor City Machine Guns are out first, they are there to replace the Pope D’Angelo Dinero who had to pull out of the event due to a family emergency. Suicide is out next, and this crowd is really hot right out of the gate.

Homicide is out next, to a ton of love from the crowd. Daniels is the fifth man to enter the ring, and this crowd loves all of these X division guys. Amazing Red is the last man out to the ring, with Don West in tow.

This one is on as soon as the bell rings, and since it will be difficult to cover, please, as always, bear with me. Red and Daniels have a nice exchange where Red sends Daniels to the floor with a headscissors. Homicide follows out soon after with a dive through the ropes. Suicide hits Red with a Finlay roll before jumping outside on top of Homicide. Sabin, not to be outdone, dives through the middle of the ropes onto the men outside. Red tries but Daniels catches him, Red instead hits a top rope hurricarana to the outside that sends Daniels into all the other competitors.

Red tries for the title, but the Guns catch him and use a giant swing/dropkick combo to take Red out. Homicide tries to the title while Daniels gets wrapped up with the Guns. Homicide gets almost the entire way to the title before Suicide does a springboard jump to get up to pull Homicide down to the mat.

The Guns continue to use their double team advantage, hitting Daniels with a doomsday missile dropkick. Red tries for the title, but he too falls victim to the Guns when they try for their sliced bread/powerbomb combo. Red is able to fight his way out with a hurricarana, and the Guns teamwork breaks down a little bit. Suicide dives into the ring out of nowhere and now everyone but the Guns are in the ring.

Homicide again gets up to the rope structure, but Daniels pulls him down by the foot, straight into a Death Valley Driver. Red is next to go for the title, but he changes his mind when he sees Suicide coming closer. Red tries again for the title but Suicide connects with a springboard dropkick to take him down.

Daniels makes his way toward the title, as does Sabin. Both men kick it out while holding onto the ropes before falling onto their feet. Sabin connects with a DDT on Daniels. Shelley runs right into a lariat from Homicide. Homicide tries for the Gringo killer, but Daniels fights out.

Red goes up for the title again but Suicide catches him. Red and Sabin hit some sort of top rope double team maneuver on Suicide, who gets launched into Daniels. Shelley comes off the top rope toward Homicide, but Homicide catches him in a big suplex. Red hits a standing shooting star on Homicide. Suicide and Sabin fight up to the top rope where Suicide hits a big time suplex that sets Daniels up to hit the BME.

Daniels, Suicide and Red climb up the metal structure out to the middle of the X where they tease a suplex on top of the structure. Daniels slips himself through the scaffolding on top of the title belt, but so does Suicide. Suicide pulls Daniels down from the ropes and it ends in a nasty fall. The Guns go for the title and Sabin is close when Red drops down from the metal scaffolding and grabs the title.

Winner and STILL X Division Champion: The Amazing Red

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with the Beautiful People, she asks them about their rematch against the Kockout Tag Champs. Sky calls Lauren JB, and TBP make fun of Lauren for a little while. Sky says that everyone knows that TNA started with the Knockout Division, and that the Tag Championships were created for them. Sky says that tonight, they are going to take home what is rightfully theirs. Rayne says that last November, TBP had a lot of drama going on and they weren’t ready for their title shot, but tonight they’re going to accessorize by getting a couple of new belts. Von Erich grabs the mic before they leave and spouts out some stupid catch-phrase.

Backstage:

JB is backstage with the Sarita and Wilde, Wilde says that TBP can keep making their excuses, and they will keep making history. Sarita says something, and then I’m pretty sure she repeats the exact same thing in Spanish.

TNA Knockout Tag Team Title Match
Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky vs. Sarita and Taylor Wilde

Lacey kisses the referee so that she’ll be allowed to stay at ringside, but Hebner is quick to come out. Von Erich kisses Hebner, but Hebner still throws her out, which causes TBP to throw a fit. The bell rings and Wilde tries to surprise Sky with a roll up. Sarita and Wilde utilize quick tags and some good double team work to isolate Sky from her corner, until Sky connects with a big lariat and makes the tag to Rayne. Sky goes for a monkey flip, but she gets thrown away and hit with a DDT instead and both women are down.

Both women make the tag at the same time and Wilde comes in and cleans house on Rayne. Sarita hits Sky with a nasty missile dropkick to the face. Wilde and Sarita hit their German suplex/superkick combo on Rayne and they get the pin.

Winners and STILL TNA Knockout Champions: Sarita and Taylor Wilde

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Kevin Nash and Eric Young. Young cuts her off and says he’s negotiated the best deal of his life. Young says he offered Hernandez a position in the World Elite. He says that both he and Nash consider him a black mark on the industry, and tonight they will eliminate him. She asks Nash about the $60,000 Young is paying Nash. Nash says that it’s win-win, because he walks out with his title, and richer, and Young wins because Hernandez gets beat, and Young walks away without a scratch.

TNA Legends Championship Match
Hernandez vs. Eric Young vs. Kevin Nash

Young, of course, refuses to even go near the ring until Nash is out with him. Hernandez brings EY into the ring the hard way and catches Nash off guard, allowing him an opportunity to hit EY with a shoulder block that sends him over the top rope. Super Mex follows out and fights with EY up the entrance ramp until Nash comes in and attacks Hernandez from behind. Nash and EY both beat on Hernandez for a little while, but Big Mex is able to send Nash into the ring post, and back in the ring, Hernandez simply dominates EY. Hernandez hits a big one armed back breaker and he goes for a pin on EY but Nash breaks it up.

Young and Nash pound on Hernandez in the corner, stomping at him and choking him with their boots. Nash hits Hernandez with a couple of his big elbows before Nash and EY go for a double team. Hernandez fights out and tries for a suplex, but Nash pushes Young over and Young hits a suplex of his own. Young and Nash stand Super MEx up in the corner and both choke him with their boots. Hernandez tries to fight back against both men, but Nash and Young both hit him with an elbow and Young goes for the pin. Nash breaks things up and Young looks confused, before realizing his deal with Nash, and Nash looks angry.

Hernandez is able to make his way to the top rope where he hits a big missile dropkick on Nash, but he gets caught with a back body drop from EY that sends him to the apron. Hernandez comes back in the ring with a slingshot shoulder block to Nash, before he cleans house on both men for a little while, launching EY with a crazy back drop. Hernandez hits a dual clothesline on both men and all three guys are down.

Young tries for a cross body but Hernandez turns it into a sitting powerbomb that’s good for a near fall. Hernandez and Nash fight it out in the ring, before Hernandez jumps over the top rope out of nowhere on top of EY. When Super Mex tries to make his way back into the ring though, Nash is able to catch him with a boot. EY hits a big elbow drop on Hernandez before he pulls down Nash’s shoulder straps for him. Nash teases the jack knife powerbomb, but EY gets tired of waiting. EY shoves Mex into Nash’s crotch, pins Nash, and the ref counts to three.

Winner and NEW TNA Legend’s Champion: Eric Young

Backstage:

There’s chaos backstage as everyone but Team 3D are backstage who’s in the big Tag match tonight. Magnus is on the mic, he basically tells everyone that they need to teal up against the Dudley’s. Everyone agrees excepts for BMI, who are more interested in looking for Storm’s beer.

Full Metal Mayhem for the TNA AND IWGP Tag Team Championships

At the bell, everyone but BMI are quick to attack the Dudley’s, but they soon join in. Everyone just focuses on pounding D-Von and Bubba. Steiner takes D-Von to the floor and slams him into the barricade, before using the ladder to work over D-Von’s shoulder. Booker and Ray fight on the other side of the ring, and the British Invasion go for the ladders and try for the titles, BMI catches them though, and quickly end BI’s run for the belts.

BMI double team Williams, sending him headfirst into a chair in the corner before hitting a slingshot DDT. Booker comes in and takes out both members of BMI before grabbing a ladder and trying to climb up. Roode stops Booker’s climb, but quickly falls victim to an axe kick. Steiner chokes out D-Von with an extension chord while BMI hit a DWI on Booker. Steiner comes in and cleans house on everyone with belly to belly suplexes before hitting a frankensteiner on Williams, and then hitting a top rope suplex on Magnus. Booker is calling for the ref, and Sharmell comes out. Steiner, meanwhile, hits Roode with a top rope suplex.

Steiner tries to climb the ladder, but he’s pushed off by Williams, and BI hit Steiner with a double team neckbreaker before ripping of 3D and hitting a what’s up headbutt. a stretcher has come out for Booker and D-Von has finally made his way back to the ring. BI setup a table in the ring, but 3D is back in it and they go to town on everyone, taking out Magnus and Roode with a steel chair. 3D hit Williams with a double team neckbreaker before Ray connects with a Bubba Bomb on Roode and D-Von hits an inverted DDT on Storm.

Zakk Wylde gets involved when Brother Ray hands him a chair and has him hit Magnus. Back in the ring, D-Von puts Williams through a table with a big suplec before 3D connect with a what’s up headbutt of their own. Bubba has everyone yell ‘get the tables!’ and the crowd goes nuts. Bubba sets up three tables in the ring, and he and D-Von hit dual chokeslams on BMI, sending them through two of the tables. Steiner is in to break things up, before going outside to grab a ladder. Steiner takes down D-Von and Bubba with the ladder before positioning it under one of the belts. Steiner climbs the ladder, but 3D catches him and puts him through the table with a big slam.

D-Von climbs the ladder and gets his hands on the IWGP title, but Rhino is in and he takes out 3D with a series of nasty chair shots. BI hurt D-Von even further with a top rope European suplex. BI grab a couple of ladders and begin the climb up, but BMI is in quickly to break things up. BMI hit a double suplex from the top of the ladder, and the landing looks really nasty. Roode tries to climb one of the ladders but Magnus hits Roode with a chair to the back.

Magnus and Storm fight up to the top of the ladder where Storm hits a big sunset powerbomb from the top of the ladder. Storm turns around straight into a chair shot from doug williams, who begins to climb up the ladder. Roode catches Williams at the top of the ladder and sends him to the mat, but Big Rob comes in to the ring, grabs Roode and press slams him to the outside through a table. Big Rob puts Williams on his shoulders and gives him a boost up to the titles.

Winners and NEW IWGP Tag Team Champions: Team 3D
Winners and NEW TNA Tag Team Champions: The British Invasion

TNA Knockouts Championship Match
ODB (c) vs. Awesome Kong vs. Tara

Awesome Kong starts things off quickly, jumping both Tara and ODB before the bell. Tara and ODB are quick to team up on Kong though, but they get taken down by a double clothesline from Kong. Kong sends Tara into the corner, sends ODB after her and follows them both with a big splash. Kong slams both Tara and ODB before going to the top rope. Kong tries for a big splash, but both women move and kip up. Tara and ODB hit a double shoulderblock before following it up with a double suplex, but their teamwork breaks down when Tara goes for the pin.

ODB hits Tara with a big fallaway slam, but Tara is able to fight back when she catches ODB in a tarantula. Kong is quick to break things up, slamming into both Tara and ODB. Tara goes up top and hits a big moonsault on both ODB and Kong. Kong picks Tara up and puts her on the top rope before smacking her off to the floor.

Tara gets into it with a fan and ODB and Kong are obviously at a loss of what to do. Tara storms to the back and apparently it’s a one on one match now. Kong sends ODB into the corner and tries for a splash, but ODB moves and hits a splash of her own. ODB actually picks Kong up and hits a big Samoan drop, but it’s only good for a two count. ODB comes off the top rope at Kong, but Kong grabs her and squashes her in the corner. Tara is back out, but she’s quickly kicked out to the floor by Kong. Kong goes up top and hits a big splash, but Tara is in to break it up.

Kong sends Tara back out to the floor and hits an implant buster on ODB, but ODB kicks out and Kong looks shocked. Raisha Saeed is out and she tosses in a steel chair to Kong, but Kong kicks it back out. They do this again, with the same results. Kong tries for another implant buster, but ODB turns it into a face buster onto the chair (that Saeed sends back in the ring). ODB pins Kong, and the ref count to three. Both Saeed and Kong look pretty upset, but Kong looks a bit more angry than just upset.

Winner and STILL TNA Knockout Champion: ODB

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Matt Morgan, she asks him about his match with Angle tonight. Morgan says that Angle played him for months, but unlike all other big guys in the sport, Morgan is actually a college educated man. Morgan says that he’s finally got Angle one on one, and that Angle’s attempts to stay away from Morgan didn’t work. Morgan says Kurt may have been a gold medalist, but Morgan IS the future.

Submission Match
Samoa Joe vs. Bobby Lashley

Lashley and Joe circle each other for a bit before Joe tries to kick at Lashley’s rib. Lashley and Joe lock up and Lashley backs Joe up into the corner, but Joe turns it around and slaps Lashley. Lashley comes back with a big spinebuster, and he tries for the armbar, but Joe fights out and pounds on Lashley before locking in a leg bar, which Lashley fights out of. Lashley pounds on Joe before he sends him into the corner where he wails on him some more. Joe bails to the outside.

Joe makes his way back into the ring and he begins kicking away at Lashley’s leg. Joe sends Lashley to the outside before he follows out with the elbow suicida. Joe starts to work over Lashley’s ribs, sending him back-first into the apron before chopping at his chest. Back in the ring, Lashley tries to fight back but Joe rakes the eyes. Joe locks in an abdominal stretch and he grinds away at Bobby’s ribs with his elbow.

Lashley with punches but Joe runs Lashley into the turnbuckle and chops Lashley. Joe with jabs in the corner but Lashley with a full nelson slam and both men are down. They get back to their feet and Lashley with clotheslines and a kick. Lashley with a forearm to the back and a t-bone suplex. Joe with an uranage to Lashley in the corner. Joe with a uranage but Lashley with a leg sweep and he has Joe choked out.

Winner: Bobby Lashley

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Mick Foley, he says that they haven’t talked since Foley attacked Abyss. Foley says that tonight, Abyss is going to learn the hard way that you can’t imitate Mick Foley. Foley says he did the things he did to make a name for himself, not Abyss. Foley says if Abyss is to overshadow Foley, that’s fine, but he’s going to have to earn it the hard way.

Monster’s Ball Match
Abyss vs. Mick Foley

Dr. Stevie, the special ref, is the first man out to the ring, before Abyss makes his way out to a pretty nice pop from the crowd. Foley sneaks up on Abyss with a barbed wire bat and things are starts before Abyss can even get down the ramp. Foley brings Abyss to the top of the ramp, where he hits a swinging neckbreaker.

Foley begins to climb the set and Abyss is soon to follow. Foley pounds away at Abyss, causing him to fall off the scaffold, through the entrance ramp.

Foley climbs down, where he’s given the barbed wire bat by Dr. Stevie. Foley charges and dives down on top of Abyss, bat first. Foley makes his way down to the ring with Stevie and Abyss breaks through the entrance ramp. Foley charges Abyss, but he’s taken down with a clothesline and Abyss finally makes his way toward the ring.

Abyss sets up a barbed wire board, propped up on the guard rail and ring apron, before climbing into the ring and wailing on Foley with a trash can. Abyss grabs another barbed wire board, which he brings into the ring. Abyss teases a chokeslam on the board, but Foley hits a double arm DDT instead. Foley grabs the bat and rakes it across Abyss’ face, before hitting him in the arm. Foley brings in another barbed wire board, but when he tries to irish whip Abyss into the board, Foley is sent in instead. Abyss goes for a splash, but Foley moves and Abyss eats barbed.

Foley brings in more barbed wire and Stevie brings in thumbtacks. Abyss teases chokeslamming Foley on the tacks, but Stevie breaks it up, so Abyss hits the shock treatment instead. Daffney runs down to the ring and hands Foley a taster, which he uses against Abyss (with cheesy sparks) a ref comes down and Foley tries for the pin but Abyss kicks out. Foley grabs a sock out of his pocket and he chages Abyss with barbed wire in his hand, but Abyss hits Foley with a drop toe hold into barbed wire. Daffney climbs to the top rope, but Abyss catches her and throws her through the barbed wire board he set up earlier. Stevie is in and he eats a black hole slam to the tacks. Abyss chokeslams Foley onto the barbed wire, and picks Stevies hand up to count out three.

Winner: Abyss

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Kurt Angle. He says things haven’t gone the way MEM wanted, but Angle is calm. Angle says to step into the ring with him, you have to be at a certain level. Angle says he had Styles beat three days ago, and the next time, it will be for the title and there won’t be a time limit, but before he can do that, he has to get through Morgan. Angle sees Morgan as a disrespectful punk and tonight, Angle is going to teach him that respect is damn real.

Kurt Angle vs. Matt Morgan

Angle bails out to the floor at the start of the match, but quickly makes his way back into the ring. Angle bails again and is a little bit slower to get back in this time around. Angle locks up with Morgan and Morgan launches him across the ring, causing Angle to tease bailing again.

Morgan and Angle lock up and Morgan launches Angle over the top rope. Angle makes his way back into the ring, again, and this time he catches Morgan with a European uppercut and a series of right hands. Morgan catches Angle with an elbow before propping Angle up in the corner and hitting him with rapid fire elbows. Morgan grabs Angle by the back of the neck and picks him up, slamming him head first into the turnbuckle, before snapping Angle’s neck over the top rope. Angle fights back though, sending Morgan to the outside. Angle comes off the apron to Morgan, but Morgan grabs him and rams him into the ring post.

Morgan goes to the top rope and comes off with an impressive cross body block. Morgan goes for a bicycle kick in the corner, but Angle avoids it and hits a chop block, going to work on Morgan’s legs. Angle grapevines the leg, before locking in a figure four. Morgan is able to roll over the figure four to relieve the pressure, but Angle is able to make it into the ropes and force a break of the hold. Angle pounds away at Morgan, but Morgan explodes back with a big lariat.

Both men are back to the feet and Morgan goes to work on Angle, hitting a couple of clotheslines and following it up with a big side slam. Angle hits a couple of European uppercuts before he goes to the top and tries a cross body. Morgan catches him though and executes a nice fallaway slam. Morgan goes for the chokeslam, but Angle counters with a roll up that’s good for two. Morgan connects with a chokeslam, but he can only keep Angle down for two.

Angle surprises Morgan with a trio of German suplexes before he tries for an Angle slam. Morgan fights out though and connects with a carbon footprint, which is only good for a two count. Morgan charges Angle in the corner, but Angle moves and connects with the Angle slam, but Morgan kicks out!

Angle locks in the ankle lock, but Morgan is able to get out with his massive leg strength. Morgan tries for a powerbomb, but Angle is able to counter into the ankle lock again. Morgan tries to kick him off but Angle won’t let go. Morgan is finally able to make it out of the hold. Kurt charges Morgan in the corner, but Morgan moves and Angle connects with the post. Morgan connects with the hellavator, but Angle kicks out!

Morgan looks frustrated as he picks up Angle. Morgan goes for the tombstone, but Angle counters into the ankle lock again. Angle, again will not let go to the ankle lock, but Morgan’s tenacity gets him out of it. Morgan hits a big lariat, but he still can’t keep Angle down for three. Morgan goes up top, but Angle surprises him with a big belly to belly suplex from the top rope. Angle hits a big Angle slam and he goes up top. Angle hits a beautiful frog splash, but Morgan kicks out at two.

Angle goes back to the top rope, but Morgan catches him on his shoulders, Angle catches Morgan with a victory roll and he holds on for the three.

Winner: Kurt Angle

After the match, Angle reaches out his hand in respect to Morgan. Morgan looks pretty confrontational, but he eventually shakes Angle’s hand and raises his arm.

TNA Championship Match
AJ Styles (c) vs. Sting

Both men shake hands before starting things off. AJ is a little hesitant to lock up, but gets over it quickly, locking in a headlock. Sting fights out and locks in a headlock of his own, but AJ is quick to make his way out of it and connect with a hip toss. AJ continues to try and wear Sting down with another headlock, but Sting fights out and hits his own hip toss.

Sting and AJ continue to jockey for position, with each man trying their own tricks and neither being able to get up on the other. AJ and Sting impress each other with their counters and reversals. Sting hits a big shoulderblock and goes for AJ’s legs, but AJ is quick to fight back to his feet.

Big ‘TNA’ chants as AJ hits a snapmare/kick combo and a springboard knee drop. AJ hits some big elbows to the back of Sting’s neck, but when he tries to send Sting into the corner, he’s sent in hard, instead. Sting whips him into the turnbuckle again and tries for AJ’s legs, and this time, when AJ scrambles, Sting clotheslines him over the top rope.

Sting holds the ropes for AJ to get back into the ring, giving both men fair ground when the lock up again. AJ connects with an enzugiri and he follows it up with a quick suplex. He tries for the pin, but Sting kicks out at two. AJ chops Sting in the corner, and whips him across the ring hard. AJ continues to chop at Sting in the corner, but he gets caught with a duo of faceplants by Sting.

Sting hits a huge back body drop, but AJ is able to fight back with a dropkick. Sting bails to the floor and AJ goes for the dive, Sting moves so AJ goes to the arpon. AJ jumps off at Sting, but Sting moves and AJ connects with the guardrail. AJ stands up and Sting goes for a big splash, but AJ moves and Sting jumps into the guardrail so hard he bends it. AJ is the first man back in the ring and he doesn’t want Hebner to count.

Back in the ring, Sting tries for a suplex but AJ fights out. AJ and Sting trade punches, with AJ coming out better, but when AJ tries for a splash, he misses. Sting goes up to the top rope, but AJ catches him in tombstone position. Sting turns it around though, hits the tombstone and pins AJ, who kicks out at two.

AJ is quick to recover as he rolls to the apron where he connects with a big springboard elbow. Styles hits a backbreaker and he tries for another pin, but Sting kicks out at two. Sting sends Styles into the corner, but AJ tries for the moonsault DDT. Both men counter each other a bunch of times, but it ends with Sting hitting the scorpion death drop. Sting hits a splash in the corner to AJ’s back and follows up with another death drop, but AJ kicks out at two!

Sting locks in the scorpion death lock, but AJ refuses to quit, and he actually powers out of it. AJ and Sting trade blows in the middle of the ring, with Sting coming out better with a big lariat. Sting puts AJ on the top rope, but AJ fights out and sends Sting down to the mat. AJ falls off the top turnbuckle to the apron, but when Sting goes after him, he hits a Pele from the apron. AJ hits a springboard splash onto Sting, pins him, and the ref counts three.

Winner and STILL TNA World Champion: AJ Styles

After the match, AJ Styles takes the mic and it doesn’t work. AJ tells Sting this is his time and to get back in the ring. A loud ‘PLEASE DON’T GO’ chant breaks out. AJ goes up the ramp and Sting walks around the ring. He grabs a mic and a loud ‘STING’ chant breaks out. He says if there is a guy or place he had to lose, it would be AJ Styles and here in his hometown. A loud ‘YOU STILL GOT IT’ chant breaks out. Sting seems emotional. He wants to address the retirement rumor. A loud ‘ONE MORE YEAR’ chant breaks out. He says he doesn’t know if he’s going to come back. He says the way the fans are reacting right now it makes him want to stay forever. His music hits and that’s it.

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NIPPLE SLIP At Bound For Glory – Velvet Sky + A SHOCKING Post-Show Segment w/ CURRENT WWE Star RON KILLINGS!

The Dirt Sheet returns on the shows tonight.

Jim Ross is not at the show. I think it’s Todd Grisham and Michael Cole on commentary.

Teddy Long came out and introduced the captain of Team Smackdown Chris Jericho, who walked to the ring and cut a promo on John Cena. Jericho said that it’s his responsibility to put a team together that will do everything he says and that his team will defeat the delinquents of DX. There was a big chant for DX and a “You Suck” chant at Jericho.

Jericho talked about how DX pushes their merchandise and points out all the merchants. He has the DX book in his hand and said, “You know what I think of DX?” and he rips up the book. Out comes Kane to confront Jericho.

Kane comes out and says “Your team? We need to talk” to Chris Jericho. He says he is the new co-captain of team Smackdown. Jericho says, “Of course you are, I was thinking the same thing” and tries to put Kane over. Kane says that as far as he is concerned, the DX book and DX can all go up in flames.

Finlay vs. Mike Knox vs. Dolph Ziggler for a spot on Team Smackdown at Bragging Rights was up next. Ziggler actually got a pop. Ziggler pinned Knox after Finlay and Knox hit in the air on a cross body while Finlay had the shillelagh in his hands.

In a tag team Bragging Rights qualifier match, Cryme Tyme beat The Hart Dynasty when JTG pinned Tyson Kidd. Cryme Tyme is on Team Smackdown at the PPV.

Chris Jericho, with Michelle McCool, came and said that there will be three Raw vs. Smackdown matches at the PPV and he can’t count on Morrison winning so Jericho asks if he can count on McCool winning her match. McCool says she can beat anyone at any time. Mickie James walked in and said she has a better chance of beating a Raw diva. McCool went to leave and brushed into Beth Phoenix, who told her she won’t be keeping her title for long.

CM Punk walked into Vince McMahon and said that the Fatal Fourway at the PPV is unfair. Vince agreed and said that he really liked the idea. Punk had last week so he’s making a match for next week: Punk vs. Taker in a submission match with Scott Armstrong as the ref and Teddy Long at ringside.

Before a Bragging Rights qualifying match, Tony Chimmel introduced Vickie Guerrero. She got a ton of heat, you could barely hear her. She introduced Eric Escobar and as soon as she said his name, people stopped booing and just sat down. Wow. His opponent is Matt Hardy, to a big pop.

Escobar won after Vickie distracted the ref, rammed Hardy into the turnbuckle and rolled him up. After the match the happy couple posed in the ring.

They aired a commercial for the new Batista DVD, which comes out this Tuesday.

The Miz and John Morrison did The Dirt Sheet. You could tell these guys have good chemistry whether they are friends or foes. Miz said he is the Shawn Michaels of The Rockers, and Morrison is Marty Jannetty. Morrison told Miz he is a mixture of Mr. Ed, Michael Phelps, Pink, and Big Dick Johnson.

Morrison said all Raw was a version of Saturday Night Live. He asked whether Big Bird was going to host next week. Morrison challenged him to a match during this show, but The Miz left the ring. Great segment.

Drew McIntyre defeated R-Truth via countout to earn a spot on Team Smackdown at Bragging Rights. Not much for either one of these guys.

Rey Mysteiro defeated Batista. Both men came out to huge pops. The match started slowly. I guess it’s due to them being friends. Mysterio won with the 619. It wasn’t one of the best matches I’ve seen. They raised each other’s hands after the match.

Batista left the ring while Rey was posing for the crowd. C.M. Punk ran in and hit the GTS on Mysterio. Batista came back and ran off Punk.

A Major Altercation Backstage At SD! Earlier Tonight – Full Details!

Vladimir Kozlov, with Ezekial Jackson, beat Tommy Dreamer.

CM Punk took on John Morrison in a really good match. The Miz ran in at the end before Morrison could do Starship Pain and kicked Miz once and rolled out, so Punk won by DQ. Morrison gave a kick to a recovering Punk and Morrison’s music closed Superstars.

Which WWE star is Michelle McCool now dating – not The Undertaker!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, October 12th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN
Results by 411 Mania

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Chris Jericho opens the show in the back, and says in two weeks explaining the pay per view concept. He says as part of being the unified World Tag Team Champions he is allowed to be on both shows. He is a proud Smackdown member, and will be the captain of their team in the 7 on 7 tag team main event. I guess it’s not just the winners then? Nancy O’Dell interrupts him to tell him that we don’t start Raw with him, but rather with DX.

-Triple H comes out with no Shawn for a promo. HHH has the time keeper come in the ring to stand in for Shawn Michaels and run circles around Trips before handing him the mic. Funny bit. HHH goes through the “Are you ready” bit, and says Shawn isn’t here. He says DX was going to announce they were captaining Team Raw, but Shawn couldn’t make it tonight. He says he could go ahead and set it up on his own, but instead he’s going to call Shawn and badger him on live TV. Shockingly the phone is hooked up to arena speaker, and hilariously Shawn’s voice mail picks up with him singing a version of his “Sexy Boy” theme. HHH asks Shawn where he is, and he says his daughter is sick and he had to stay home with her. Shawn says he got most of the vomit out of his hair, and HHH called at the right time. He says he just put the little girl to sleep, and read her a story. That lets HHH plug the new DX book. HHH lets Shawn go, and wants to move on to Bragging Rights but instead is interrupted by Jerishow. HHH asks Show to hold up the book and smile into the camera, but he instead smacks the book away. Jericho says Bragging Rights is in two weeks, and he will be the captain of Team Smackdown. Jericho runs down all of Smackdown’s accomplishments, and HHH calls it a good show with a spineless general manager who does whatever Vince says. He says it has a grumpy little troll that runs his mouth all the time, and it features great wrestling like the kind we see with Great Khali. He does say its nowhere on the level of Raw though. Jericho says Smackdown has the superior team because, and even though Show is on Raw he wants him to be on his team. HHH calls out Show for letting Jericho boss him around, and throws out some thinly veiled homosexual innuendo like only HHH can. Show says he and Jericho are equals, and really he kind of carries the team. That leads to Jerishow having a little lovers quarrel where Show calls out Jericho for getting pinned last week, and Jericho calls Show the laughing stock of Sportscenter for getting punked by Shaq. Show says Shaq is at least 7 feet tall, and says he didn’t get punked out by Bob Barker. Jericho says he turned around Show’s career, and he’s no longer a laughing stock remembered for being knocked out by Mayweather. Show then says he changed his mind and wants to be on Raw, which HHH says is exciting but unfortunately they’re full. HHH says he can do him a favor though, as the guest hosts have let him book a match to let Show earn his spot. Show is all for that, and HHH says to be on Team Raw all he’ll have to do is beat Chris Jericho. And that match is next.

Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show
Show backs Jericho into the corner on the lockup, but offers a clean break. Again he casually backs Jericho into the corner before breaking. Jericho grabs a go behind, but Show uses his has to casually knock him away. Jericho tries a chop which successfully pisses Show off who returns the favor with a huge open hand chop sending Jericho to the floor. Show palms Jericho’s head back into the ring, and tells Jericho to calm down a little bit and asks for a handshake. Jericho is angry though and wont back down, so Show grabs him by the throat and pushes him away. Jericho tries to come out of the corner with a codebreaker, but Show catches him again sits him on the top and rope and tells him to calm down or he’ll get hurt. Jericho wants none of it, and smacks Show which earns him a slap knocking him all the way to the floor. Jericho feigns a knee injury, and Show goes to check on him. Jericho tries to sneak inside before the 10 count, but Show catches him and pulls him back outside. Show then slides in and that beats the count to pick up the win at 4:37. Ridiculously lame finish, but more storyline than match, but Show qualifies for the Raw team.
Winner: The Big Show (Count Out DUD)

-Maria Menonous is with Legacy who say they are banged up but ready to compete. They think they are deserving of being on Team Raw. Cody says they both do, but Maria says that’s not possible because DX booked a triple threat match. Whoever wins will be on the team. Ted asks who the third man is, and Maria responds it will be John Cena.

WWE Diva’s Championship: Mickie James © vs. Jillian Hall
Jillian takes control with a headlock, but Mickie shoves her off and then we see a borderline botched monkey flip by Jillian. Mickie hits a Lou Thesz Press and a dropkick for two. Mickie goes for the DDT which is countered, by Jillian into an X-Factor attempt which is also blocked. Jillian catches Mickie and powerbombs her in the corner, and gets her feet on the ropes with the Flair pin and that picks up THE WIN!?!?! at 1:13. Yes we have a new Champion at 1:13. Who the hell did Mickie piss off? Afterward Jillian celebrates with a song, but she gets interrupted by Nancy O’Dell. Nancy says she made a call to the other GM’s over the weekend and made a major diva’s trade (she has that power?). She says the good news is that she is still on Raw, but she has to defend her new Diva’s Title right now!
Winner: NEW WWE Diva’s Champion-Jillian Hall (Pinfall-Powerbomb DUD)

WWE Diva’s Championship: Jillian Hall © vs. Melina
Jillian doesn’t want to give the belt up and screams before the bell rings. Melina goes for something that is horribly botched for two, before hitting the last call for the pin and the title at :24. This entire thing was quite possibly the worst segment of the year.
Winner: NEW WWE Diva’s Champion-Melina (Pinfall-Last Call -***)

-Next Week’s Raw Guest Host will be Snoop Dogg

-HHH is in the back talking to Shawn on the phone with a Shawn cardboard cutout, as this thing starts to look more and more like Impact. While Shawn is on the phone Hornswoggle comes in to Shawn’s music and dressed like Shawn. Cowboy hat, wig, the whole bit. Shawn runs out to the front room to watch in horror, and then Hornswoggle superkicks the carboard cutout. HHH comes to the rescue, and then Swoggle runs off with a crotch chop. This was terrible and hilarious all at once.

-Santino hits on the guest hosts in the back, and suggests he could be a new male host of Access Hollywood. He gives his audition, but Beth barges in pissed off about the fact that she’s been traded to Smackdown. She orders Nancy to call Teddy Long and trade her back, and when Maria gets lippy she gets thrown up to the wall. Santino suggests a match with Maria and Beth tonight, and it becomes official. Beth shoves Santino away and Santino responds that when they were intimate he faked every “organism.”

-Recap of the events leading to the Ironman Match at Breaking Point.

Bragging Rights Qualifying Match: Ted Dibiase vs. Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Legacy surrounds Cena at the outset, but Cena fights them off clotheslining Cody and hitting a bulldog on Ted. Cody comes back with a dropkick, and Legacy takes control beating him down with a double team. Cena hits the ropes and ducks a double clothesline before taking out both men with a clothesline of his own. Cena hits a sidewalk slam on Dibiase, and then throws Cody to the apron. Attitude Adjustment attempt by Dibiase is blocked, and Cody comes in with a chop block as they regain control. Double suplex connects for Legacy, and Teddy then chokes out Cena in the corner with his boot. Cody heads to the second rope and delivers a bulldog to Cena as the double team attack continues. Dibiase hits a running kick to the face, and then Legacy measures Cena with a double dropkick. Legacy whips Cena into the corner, and that is followed by Ted choking him on the bottom rope. Dibiase goes for a slam, but Cena counters and then knocks Rhodes from the apron. He turns around into a clothesline from Dibiase which gets two as we head to break. Back from commercial as Cena is making a comeback, but DIbiase hits a clothesline but Cody breaks up the cover. They have words, but go back to double teaming Cena. Cena dumps Cody over the top rope, but Dibiase hits a dropkick for two. Dibiase charges at Cena but misses running shoulder first into the ring post. Cody sneaks up from behind with a swinging neckbreaker for two, and then drops a knee across the back of the neck for another two count. Cena comes back with a fisherman’s suplex, but Dibiase is in to break up the two count. They set up Cena for a double suplex, but Cena blocks it and instead suplexes both of them simultaneously. Cena clotheslines Cody over the top rope, and then levels Dibiase with a clothesline. Belly to belly suplex connects to Dibiase, and then a backdrop takes out Cody. Cena locks in the STF on Dibiase, but Orton slides in to provide a distraction before leaving the ring. The distraction from Orton causes Cena to turn his attention to him. Dibiase is also distracted, and that allows Cody to sneak up for the rollup and the pin at 13:20. Dibiase is not pleased, and gets in Cody’s face as Orton tries to break them up. Nothing special here. Just a prolonged beatdown by Legacy with various Cena comebacks mixed in followed by a screwy TNAesque ending.
Winner: Cody Rhodes (pins Dibiase-Rollup **)
-Nancy O’Dell comes on the tron, and says since they’re tag team partners who aren’t getting along they can face another pair of partners who aren’t getting along. Tonight it will be Legacy vs. John Cena and Randy Orton. Is she Russo’s long lost sister or something?

Bragging Rights Qualifying Match: Jack Swagger vs. Montel Vontavious Porter
Swagger goes for the gutwrench right away, but MVP counters into an armdrag. MVP hits a running clothesline, but Swagger is back to fire MVP into the ringpost. Swagger goes to work on the shoulder of MVP, and then shoots the half for a two count. Swagger grabs an armbar, but hits the ropes and runs into a throw from MVP. MVP hits a facebuster, and then delivers the ballin’ elbow drop for two. Swagger comes right back dropping down on the shoulder, and then hits the gutwrench for the pin at 2:34. Everything seems rushed tonight. This was nothing more than a glorified squash.
Winner: Jack Swagger (Pinfall-Gutwrench Powerbomb *)

-Legacy continues their argument before interrupted by Orton who tells them he’s not tagging in tonight. He’s leaving Cena for them. He asks if its understood, and Ted says its understood that Cody knows what is at stake if he pins Orton and Cena in the same night. Cody claims Ted knows he can redeem himself by pinning Randy tonight. Orton tells them if that’s what they’re thinking they better keep thinking. No seriously…that’s what he said. Who’s writing this?

Bragging Rights Qualifying Match: Kofi Kingston vs. Evan Bourne
Joined in progress out of the break with Kofi having Bourne locked in a side headlock. Kofi grabs an armbar, but Bourne armdrags out and they trade pinning combos. Kofi hits the ropes, but runs into a spinning heel kick from Bourne for two. Bourne grabs a half crab, but Kofi rolls out and then tosses Bourne in the air catching him with a European uppercut on the way down. Kofi looks to jump to the top rope, but Bourne ducks and stacks up Kofi for a two count. Kofi hits the SOS for a two count, but Bourne is back with a spin kick and a knee to the face. He heads to the top rope, but Kofi is there. Bourne jumps off and heads back to the second rope, but he jumps into trouble in paradise for the pin at 2:48. Nice match, but again terribly rushed. They packed about as much into 3 minutes as possible though.
Winner: Kofi Kingston (Pinfall-Trouble in Paradise **)

-HHH continues discussing things with the now bandaged up Shawn cutout, when the guest hosts stop by to get last second advice for Maria’s match. HHH plugs his book, and then wants to know if she remembers his advice. She says all he taught her was a few kicks and how to put him in a headscissor for fifteen minutes. Chavo stops by and wants to know whats up with him and Swoggle, but HHH says he doesn’t like the troll anymore than he does and wants to sue him for gimmick infringement. Chavo then gets all indignant saying he should be the captain of Team Raw, so HHH has Maria practice her kick blasting Chavo in the nuts. Back to the Shawn cutout, and Shawn saying via speaker phone that if we’re not down with that he’s got two words for us.

Six Diva Tag Team Match: Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes, & Alicia Fox vs. Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, & Maria Menounos (w. Nancy O’Dell)
We get a preview of Maria’s new movie “Serial Buddies” not due out until next year, and it looks pretty awful. Gail starts out with Alicia and rolls her up for one. She grabs an armdrag, and tags in Maria who comes in and beals Alicia a couple of times by her hair. Maria hits a nice sunset flip which instantly might make her the second best wrestler in the match, but Alicia is able to make the tag to Beth. Beth gets in Maria’s face, but she gets a kick and slap before tagging out to Kelly. Kelly gets the wrath of the Glamazon as she is met with a spinning sidewalk slam, and then is driven into the heel corner before a tag is made to Rosa. Kelly regains control and hits her handspring splash into the corner, but gets a shot from Rosa. Rosa goes after the faces in the corner, but Maria drops her on the top rope. Kelly then hits a legdrop which finishes Rosa at 2:25. This was short, and shockingly not terrible. Maria did not embarrass herself at all in what little bit she did. That’s more than we can say for most of these ladies lately.
Winners: Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim, & Maria Menounos (Kelly pins Rosa-Legdrop *1/2)

-New US Champion The Miz is out and asks that the crowd show some respect for the new Champ. He asks if he’s bragging too much, and then tells us to get used to it. He says we need to get used to it, as in two weeks the US Champion from Raw will be taking on the Intercontinental Champion from Smackdown John Morrison. OH, SWEET JESUS YES. Miz says he was the talent of the tag team, and Morrison was nothing more than a hairdo with abs. He calls John the new Richard Simmons, and says in 10 years time when he’s still wearing bedazzled tank tops and hanging out with 400 pound women Miz will be the face of the number 1 show in Sports Entertainment.

Randy Orton & John Cena vs. Legacy
So in the past week the Cardinals were swept from the playoffs, the Blues lost their first two home games, Mizzou football choked away a 12 point fourth quarter lead at home to Nebraska, The Rams continued their quest to be the worst NFL team ever, and even tonight Evan Bourne lost his Bragging Rights Qualifier. Only Randy Orton is left to salvage the worst sports week in Gateway City History. Orton says he just got off the phone with Snoop Dogg, and he told him that next week will be Cena’s last on Raw. After hearing that Snoop agreed that Cena will compete in one of the biggest matches of his career, but declines to tell us what that will be. I would pay top dollar to listen to a phone conversation between Snoop and Orton. Cole says we’ll find out the details on that match when this one is complete. Orton goes to the floor not even pretending he will be tagging in, and Dibiase starts the match with Cena. Cena grabs a go behind and takes down Dibiase, before grabbing a front facelock. Dibiase elbows free and sends Cena into the Legacy corner stomping him down. Rhodes tags in and stomps Cena a bit before tagging Teddy back in. Dibiase delivers a standing dropkick for two, and then hits a powerslam for another two count. Rhodes tags back in and locks in a modified camel clutch, which he turns into a rear chinlock. Cena stands up and counters into a protoplex, and that allows him to tag an unsuspecting Orton into the match. Cena stands on the floor to ensure that Orton can’t return the favor. Orton grabs a side headlock on Cody, but Rhodes counters into a rollup for two. Dibiase tags himself in and rolls Orton up twice for two counts before Orton goes and tags Cena into the match. Orton and Cena make REALLY ANGRY FACES at each other, before Cena decides to turn his attention back to Teddy. Cena hits a pair of shoulderblocks and a protoplex which sets up the five knuckle shuffle. Orton tags himself into the match, but Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment on Dibiase. Orton pulls Dibiase off Cena’s shoulders and goes to work on him, but Dibiase rolls him up from behind and gets the pin at 6:09. An insensed Orton screams at Legacy, but turns around long enough to get an Attitude Adjustment from Cena.
Winners: Legacy (Dibiase pins Orton-Rollup **1/2)

-Next Week’s Huge Main Event for John Cena’s potential Raw Finale will be John Cena vs. Triple H.

-So lets see here. Celebrities wrestling? Check. The same title changing hands twice? Check. Tag team partner’s wrestling each other? Check. Tag team partner’s who hate each other? Check. Tons of rollup finishes? Check. This show was right out of the Russo playbook. It wasn’t all bad mind you. Both Legacy members getting clean (albeit cheap) victories over the two top guys was nice to see, and a few of the segments provided some legit laugh out loud moments. They did a good job of selling the pay per view concept, but all in all the bad on this show far outweighed any of the good.

Kurt Angle Backstage At RAW In PA This Week – BREAKING EXCLUSIVE REPORT!

Xplosion:
* Rhino pinned Kip James.
* Jay Lethal pinned Maverick.

Impact:
* Abyss comes out holding barbed wire cuts a promo in the ring. He challenges Foley to face him in a Monster’s Ball match. Foley, holding a barbed wire bat starts to cut a promo on Abyss but Abyss cuts him off and points out all the things he accomplished in his TNA career. He rips on Foley playing with socks. Foley agrees to the match but says Dr. Stevie will be the referee and if Abyss uses thumbtacks, he will lose. Out comes Stevie, who rips on Abyss. Lauren gets involved and she and Abyss are laid out by Stevie and Daffney.

* TNA Legends champ Kevin Nash vs. Hernandez ends when Eric Young attacks Hernandez. Young tells Nash that he owes Young a favor now.

* Amazing Red defeats Samoa Joe for the TNA X Division Championship after Bobby Lashley gets involved.

* D’Angelo Dinero & Homicide defeated Suicide & Daniels when the Pope pinned Daniels.

* They hold a contract signing for a Double Tag Team championship Ladder Match at the PPV with Scott Steiner & Booker T vs. The British Invasion vs. Beer Money vs. Team 3D. It ends in a huge brawl.

* Taylor Wilde, Sarita, Christy Hemme & Hamada defeated The Beautiful People & Alyssa Flash & Traci Brooks in an elimination match.

* Sting responds to AJ Styles’ comments last week. He says that after what Styles had to say, he gave things a lot of thought but in the end, he knows he can still get the job done. Kurt Angle comes out and started ripping on Sting. Angle told Sting to stop his whining and just retire and get it over with. Sting dared him to try and retire him right now. They got into it and Styles hit the ring. Angle challenges Styles to face him next week and Styles accepted.

* The Motor City Machineguns came out to debut their new entrance music but were jumped by an angry Samoa Joe. Joe called for Lashley to come out so Joe can kill him. Lashley hits the ring and they brawl all over the building. Joe jumped off an alcove and put Lashley through the spanish announcers’ table.

* ODB defeated Tara to retain the TNA Knockouts title. Awesome Kong tried to kill Poison the Tarantula with a sledgehammer but Tara stopped her.

* Abyss & Matt Morgan defeated Mick Foley & Kurt Angle, sort of. Foley and Angle were replaced by Stevie and Dafney as the match went on. Richards took a bump into tacks.

Who Is The TNA Main Eventer Who Is Leaving?!

- Kurt Angle & Mick Foley vs. Matt Morgan & Abyss
They taped this match on Monday and from what I was told it was garbage so I guess they were intending to re-tape it tonight. Ended in 4:14 after Morgan hit a footprint on Foley.

- (Taped for Xplosion/web match) Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin defeated Sheik Abdul Bashir & Kiyoshi in 4 minutes.Kiyoshi & Bashir beat down the machine guns afterwards.

- (Taped for Xplosion/web match) Taylor Wilde w/Sarita defeated Traci in 2:41 via German Suplex.

- Impact starts with an MEM promo. All of the MEM is out. There were so many boos that you could not make out what Kurt was saying. I heard that they were celebrating the MEM being around for a year and was essentially a pep talk showing how everyone needs to win their matches at BFG.

AJ/Beer Money/Matt Morgan/Hernandez/Team 3D come out on the ramp. Ray says that everyone is tired of the MEM. He hands the mic to the champ and calls BFG a make or break show in terms of the Mafia’s tenure in TNA. Says they are 3 days away from the MEM ceasing to exist. Matt Morgan says he is not waiting 3 days. He runs down to the ring along with the rest on the ramp and a brawl starts. Security broke it up.

- The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky/Lacey Von Erich/Madison Rayne) vs. ODB/Amazing Kong with Raisha Saeed/Tara
This match did not last long. Kong and Tara got in a disagreement and Kong left. Then ODB and Victoria got in a disagreement and she left ODB by herself to get pinned by Velvet. Lacey was hardly in the match to my recollection. Lasted about 3 minutes.

- X-Division Title Match: Amazing Red (C) with DON WEST vs. Suicide
Needless to say I marked for this decision because back in the weekly PPV days, Don ALWAYS marked for Red including standing on the announce table and chanted “GO RED GO” in a couple matches. The match itself was good at about 3:40 in time. The Pope interfered and the match was ruled a no contest. Pope went to attack Suicide as Red looked on but Red hit Pope with a dropkick to send Pope to the back.

- Hernandez in a gauntlet match against The British Invasion.
Eric Young is on commentary for this. Hernandez enters (in his old LAX gear AKA white wifebeater/khaki shorts). He gets in Eric Young’s face and says something on the mic but I could not hear it. Doug Williams comes out and is eliminated in about a minute. Brutus Magnus is eliminated in about 2. Rob Terry is last and is taken out with a brutal Liger Bomb by Hernandez in about a 4 minute gauntlet. EY jumps Hernandez and he and the British Invasion beat him down.

- Christopher Daniels beat The Pope in about a 5 minute match via The Angel’s Wings. Pretty good for what it was. Suicide runs out after the match and looks like he is going to go after the Pope but goes after Daniels instead and hits a Gringo Killer on Daniels and unmasks as Homicide. I am assuming Homicide somehow acquired Suicide’s gear but I was a little confused by that.

- There is a lounge chair in the ring. Mick Foley comes out with a bowl of popcorn and sits in it. He essentially called Abyss “good for a Foley knockoff.” He then airs some clips of Abyss. He shows Abyss with Mitchell calling having an evil manager “original.” He shows Abyss pouring tacks in Monster’s Ball III at BFG 06 mentioning how he did that in 1995. He then shows Abyss going through the flaming table at BFG IV saying how he did that with Edge in what was considered the Match of the Year. Abyss comes out with a Barbed Wire Bat. He pushes Foley out of the chair and holds the bat against him. A video is shown on the screen of (whom I assume to be Lauren) with her back to the camera and Stevie holding her. Foley tells Abyss to go find her. He runs to the back. They did not show the end to this segment. I would assume that it was Daffney disguised as Lauren and she and Stevie jumped Abyss.

- Alissa Flash vs. Ayako Hamada in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
Pretty fun little brawl. Some spots included a curb stomp off the floor, Ayako doing a flipping senton onto Melissa from the ramp to the side of the stage. Ayako won via moonsault through a table on the outside in about 5 minutes. It was good and will probably come off better on TV.

- Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino in a Stretcher match.
Rules for this were you had to put your opponent on a stretcher and take him to the back. Not much better than their PPV match in September. Rhino went for a Gore through the stage setup (ala Abyss/Angle at Turning Point last year) but Lashley got out of the way. Lashley won the match in 5:24. He had some problems putting Rhino in the ambulance so he essentially had Rhino on the stretcher and just kind of dumped him into the ambulance for the win.

- AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle (Non title)
Not to overhype this, but to me, this was one of the best matches in Impact history. Up there with the likes of Joe/Daniels in 06, AJ & Dutt & Aries/Joe & Daniels & Shelley in 05, and Storm/Harris in 07. It ended in a very competitive 20 minute draw. As far as star ratings go, I would put it in the ***3/4 to ****1/4 margin. They literally busted out everything and then some (no spiral tap spotting though). Unlike how the Orlando crowd can be, they were really into the match and did not bust out a “This is awesome” chant until about 15 to 16 minutes into the match. The last 30 seconds had Angle hold AJ in the Ankle Lock but AJ did not tap as the time limit expired. Sting comes down after the match and AJ ignored him. He got on the mic and said that the fans will never see AJ Styles go to a draw again. As long as he wins, that does not bother me.

- As a crowd pleaser (meaning won’t make air) Kip James beat a jobber in a surprisingly OK match considering it is Kip James. The match was announced before AJ/Angle as a “Special attraction” because a lot of the fans in the Impact Zone love Kip.

Hopefully they do not clip AJ/Angle too badly because that was really fantastic.

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Lita & TNA In Talks – Major Planned Storyline Plans Leaked!!

*Smackdown opens with Teddy Long in the ring discussing the Bragging Rights PPV. Long says John Cena is welcome to come to Smackdown if he doesn’t win the Iron Man Match against Randy Orton. CM Punk comes out and tells Long not to focus on Cena, but on him. He complains he has to wrestle Batista tonight. He demands a rematch against The Undertaker tonight and that Scott Armstrong (ref from Breaking Point) be the referee.

*Vince McMahon comes out and announces at Bragging Rights that The Undertaker will defend the World championship against CM Punk, Batista and Rey Mysterio. He says the action will begin right now and calls out Mysterio for his match….

*Rey Mysterio defeated Chris Jericho in a good match with a 619 and top rope splash.

*WWE Women’s champ Michelle McCool defeated Eve Torres.

*Backstage, Vickie Guerrero complains to Teddy Long that it’s unfair that Eric Escobar doesn’t have a PPV match since he was introduced on the Smackdown roster last week. She says it’s also not fair that Undertaker has to be in a Four Way at the PPV. In Spanish, Escobar tells Long he won’t be disrespected. Guerrero reminds Long he’s on probation.

*WWE Intercontinental champ John Morrison defeated Dolph Ziggler. Maria was at ringside watching but didn’t become involved beyond taking a chair Ziggler had set up to “use later” and sitting on it. When Ziggler went for the chair and saw it wasn’t there, he was distracted, allowing Morrison to nail him with a kick for the win.

*Backstage, Maria asks Ziggler to speak to her. Ziggler tells her that he has a personal life and a professional one. He tells her he sees big things in his future, but she isn’t one of them and walks off. Maria starts to cry.

*Drew McIntyre & Kane defeated R-Truth & Matt Hardy when McIntrye pinned Hardy with the double underhook DDT.

*Backstage, Batista and Rey Mysterio agree that whatever happens in the Four Way at the PPV, they will remain cool and hug.

*WWE World champ The Undertaker comes out and discusses winning the belt in the Hell in A Cell. He says that at the PPV, he’s going to win and take all of their souls.

*CM Punk defeated Batista by countout.

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*Cryme Time defeated The Hart Dynasty when Eve Torres interfered and helped them win.

* Ted DiBiasie beat Evan Bourne with Dreamstreet

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“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from the Wachovia Arena in Wilkes-Barre, PA

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is out to a mixed reaction, and he acknowledges we might have some Eagles fans in attendance. He says he’s got something special right away, and that’s the diva bowl. Out come a host of Diva’s in Steeler gear. The heel divas come out in neutral white gear. Gail Kim will be the special guest referee.

Diva Bowl: Mickie James, The Bellas, Melina, Maria, Kelly Kelly, & Eve Torres vs. Rosa Mendes, Beth Phoeni, Layla, Jillian, Michelle McCool, Alicia Fox & Natalya
All the girls stand off, and collide, and that leads to Gail calling a penalty. Finally Rosa squares off with Mickie, and does the crane before being kicked in the face and she tags out to Alicia. Alicia whips Mickie into the corner, but runs into an elbow. Mickie goes to the top rope and delivers a hurracanrana, and follows up with a neckbreaker. Natalya breaks up the cover, but Eve runs comes into meet her. This leads to all the divas running in one at a time. Finally Mickie ends the sequence with a DDT to McCool, and a victory roll on Alicia finishes things at 3:01. Well it was kept short. I’ll give them that.
Winners: Mickie James, The Bellas, Melina, Maria, Kelly Kelly, & Eve Torres (Mickie pins Alicia-Victory Roll *)

-Randy Orton frowns on these shenanigans, and interrupts the celebration as we head to break.

-Orton says that last night at Hell in a Cell he defeated John Cena and became a six time WWE Champion. He says the people say he needs shortcuts, and that he needs to cheat, but last night he didn’t need any shortcuts. Orton says Cena and him walked in, and he beat him end of story. He says he’s willing to bet at any minute Cena will come out and interrupt him and ask for a Championship rematch. Orton says Cena needs to do what he needs to do, but he knows exactly what he will say to him. That brings out Cena, and he’s ready to go. Orton says Cena looks all excited, but he will NOT get a rematch for the title tonight. Cena says in that statement he told the WWE Universe what they already knew, and that’s that he doesn’t give a damn about them. He says he is however a WWE Superstar who strives to be the best, so what Cena wants to do is congratulate him on his win last night. Cena gives Orton his props for going into Hell in a Cell and doing what he said he was going to do. He says he could talk about how brutal the cell is, but the thing is there is something very special about what happened last night. Cena says what he noticed was 16,000 fans on their feet the entire time, and there were points when the fans were cheering for both of them. All of the fans were hanging on their every move, and it dawned on him that Cena and Orton has become not just a rivalry, but the rivalry. He says every time they are in the ring together it is simply amazing. Cena wants to do it one more time, and he says unlike Orton he cares about the fans and wants to give them that one more match. He wants to not just give the fans “a match” he wants to give them “the match” Cena challenges Orton to an 60 minute Ironman Match. He says this would be the final match. No rematches. No second chances. Orton asks Cena if he thinks he’s stupid. He says why would he accept the match if he can’t have a rematch. He says it needs to end, but it will end on his terms. Cena asks for the terms, and Orton obliges saying if Cena wins he gets the title, but if Orton wins Cena must leave Raw. Cena agrees to that stipulation, but Orton continues by asking for No DQ and No Count Outs. Cena seems to like that idea, and they shake hands on the deal. So its officially a No Holds Barred Ironman Match for the title. Cena’s career on Raw vs. Orton’s belt. No word on when this match will take place.

Jack Swagger vs. Primo
Swagger says he didn’t get pinned last night, and he promises for the rest of the year he will not lose. Cole announces that the Ironman Match will take place at the PPV. Way to use that Raw vs. Smackdown stip guys. Primo hits a hurracanrana early, but Swagger is right back with an Irish whip sending Primo to the corner. Swagger connects with a Vader Bomb, and then nails Primo with a series of forearms on the apron. Swagger delivers a belly to belly suplex for two, and then grabs a bearhug. Primo fights his way out of the corner, and delivers a dropkick for a one count. Primo heads to the outside and tries to springboard in, but gets caught with a kick from Swagger. Gutwrench powerbomb makes the fall academic at 3:24 for Swagger. Just a standard run of the mill squash which looks to start an undefeated streak gimmick for Swagger.
Winner: Jack Swagger (Pinfall-Gutwrench Powerbomb *1/2)

-The Divas are in a big argument, but it is broken up by Referee Santino and he announces a penalty. He says no one wants to see divas fight. He asks Mickie and Alicia to kiss and make up, but Alicia smacks him and they go back to brawling.

-We find out the gimmick of the upcoming pay per view isn’t Raw vs. Smackdown matches, but rather just a regular pay per view. The winners of the Raw matches will face the winners of the Smackdown matches in a tag team match to close the show…okay then.

-Miz interrupts Big Ben, and wants to know if he heard what Swagger said out there. He complains about Swagger’s comments about not getting pinned last night. Ben asks him what happened, and Miz concedes he did get pinned. He says he’s awesome, and asks Ben if he knows what its like to be awesome. He says Ben is awesome two Sunday’s in his life, but Miz is awesome every day. He asks for a title match with Kofi, and Ben obliges. The stipulation is if Miz loses he has to announce that he’s the Miz and he’s awful.

Chavo Guerrero & “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters vs. Mark Henry & Montel Vontavious Porter
Chavo explained to Masters that last week was just a misunderstanding, and they’re back on the same page. I’m sure that’s the last we’ll ever hear of that. Masters starts with Henry, and gets overpowered being shoved into the corner. Masters comes back to grabs a side headlock, but runs into a shoulderblock from Henry. Henry goes for a big splash which connects partially, but Henry also injures his knee and is forced to tag out to MVP. MVP gets a distraction from Chavo and that allows Masters to deliver a clothesline. Tag to Chavo who comes in with a European upper cut, and then hits a low dropkick on Mark Henry knocking him from the apron. Chavo charges at MVP, but gets hit with a throw and then a pair of clotheslines. MVP hits a running clothesline, and that sets up the ballin’ elbow. Masters tries to make the save, but MVP moves and Masters elbow drops Chavo instead. Henry chases Masters to the floor, and that allows MVP to cover for the victory at 2:57. After the match Masters attacks Chavo, and locks in the Masterlock. Hornswoggle comes in and makes the save biting Masters in the thigh. Masters goes after Swoggle, but Chavo delivers an MVP to send him packing. Swoggle gives Chavo a DX chop and heads out leaving Chavo…and everyone else…confused.
Winner: Mark Henry & Montel Vontavious Porter (MVP pins Chavo-Ballin’ Elbow *1/4)

-Big Ben is back out, but is immediately interrupted by Jerishow. Big Show’s suit either didn’t come back from the cleaners, or its business casual day at Jerishow Enterprises. Show wants to know why they call him Big Ben, and thinks that big offensive line can’t be as big as him. Jericho chimes in that they’re probably not as big as him either. Ben brings out his linemen, and Show stares them down. Jericho asks if they’re supposed to be intimidated, and then busts out his thesaurus to describe the men. He says this is not a football field, and Big Show and he do not wear helmets. He says Jerishow is the most dominant team in sports, and advises them to huddle up and devise a strategy. The lineman huddle, and then come out in formation. Show lines up against them, but when Roethlisberger calls a QB sneak Show thinks better of it and bails. What you didn’t think the Steelers were going to let these guys do anything remotely physical did you? DX comes out to join the festivities next. Jericho says he should have expected this. A potential Sportscenter moment interrupted by a couple miscreants out here to shill their merchandise. Jericho calls them pathetic, and HHH thanks him for the plug but says they didn’t come out here to do any of that. He just wanted to tell Jericho how nice his hair looks today. Jericho asks really, and HHH says hell no it look ridiculous. HBK says Jericho ran his mouth about all the great teams they’ve faced, but there is one they haven’t faced. Show asks if that is a challenge, and Shawn says he’s got all these injuries from last night but yeah it is a challenge. Show says he thought he was going to say something dumb like that, but advises Shawn go nurse his wounds and live to fight another day. He says they want nothing to do with Jerishow. Jericho says they aren’t worthy enough to face them, but Roethlisberger has other plans and books a match between DX and Jerishow tonight. Afterward the Steelers and DX engage in crotch chops that you will likely see tonight on ESPNEWS in between verbal Favre blow jobs.

WWE United States Championship: Kofi Kingston © vs. The Miz
Kofi sidesteps a Miz charge which sends him to the floor, but he’s right back inside and they go face to face with Miz getting a headbutt. Kofi comes back with a pair of chops, and then a rollup for two. Miz bails to the outside again, and then comes back in to get rolled up for two. Miz hits the ropes, and stops short on a Kofi leapfrog attempt to deliver a clothesline. Miz stomps Kofi, and then chokes him out on the bottom rope. Miz connects with a pair of back elbows, but misses a charge running face first into the top buckle. Kofi comes fighting back, and heads to the top rope. Miz catches him and knocks him all the way to the floor as we head to break. Back from commercial with Miz in control using a reverse chinlock on Kofi. Miz goes for a back suplex, but Kofi reverses coming down on top of Miz for two. Miz is right back with a clothesline, and mounts Kofi with a series of punches. Miz drops a leg on Kofi for a two count, but as he comes off the ropes Kofi hits trouble in paradise out of nowhere. Miz rolls to the floor off of it, and Kofi has to drag him back inside. That delay allows Miz to kick out at two. Miz grabs a small package for a two count, but Kofi is right back with a clothesline. Kofi hits the boom drop, but Miz is able to reach the ropes again at two. Miz rolls to the floor, and then is able to drop Kofi’s throat across the second rope. Kofi hits a backslide for a two count once they end up back inside, and they then trade right hands inside. Kofi delivers a flying forearm, and a spinning heel kick. Kofi goes for a crossbody off the top, but Miz rolls through for two. Kofi is back hitting the SOS for a two count, and then misses an attempt to hop on the top rope causing him to crash to the mat. That allows Miz to hit the skull crushing finale, and that gives him the win and the title at 10:42. So Miz and Morrison both hold the secondary titles on the two main shows. Really good match. Afterward Miz proclaims that he’s awesome. The crowd even chanted along with him.
Winner: NEW WWE United States Champion-The Miz (Pinfall-Skull Crushing Finale ***1/4)

-Hornswoggle is all excited to meet Big Ben, and Santino stops by to ask Ben to do something about all the divas who attacked him earlier. Santino mispronounces his name several hundred times, before Swoggle smacks him. Then he gets it right, but apparently forgets what he was asking because he just leaves.

-Access Hollywood’s Nancy O’Dell and Maria Menounos co-host Raw next week. I’ve never heard of either one of them, but they’re both hot so no complaints here.

The Big Show & Chris Jericho vs. D-Generation X
HHH starts off with Jericho, and they fight over a lockup. Jericho grabs a headlock, and delivers a shoulderblock off the ropes. Jericho hits the ropes again, but this time runs into a hip toss from HHH who tags in Shawn. Shawn is in with a pair of chops, but charges into a boot form Jericho in the corner. Jericho delivers a bodyslam, and then tags in Show. Show tries to corner Shawn in the corner, but Shawn is able to escape and make the tag to HHH as we head to break.

We return and Big Show has HHH in a bear hug. Big Show lets go and tags in Jericho. Jericho goes to work on HHH for a while. HHH finally knocks Jericho down and both guys are down. HHH is finally able to make the hot tag to HBK, who comes in like a machine. He has some fire offense until Jericho stops him in his tracks and then tags in Big Show. Big Show begins to go to work on HBK. A big brawl with all four guys breaks out. The smoke clears and it’s Jericho in the ring by himself with both D-X members. He runs out of the ring and tries leaving the match but the Monday Night Football music hits again and out comes Roesthlisberger and the Steelers offensive line. They stop him and D-X gets him back in the ring. HBK hits Sweet Chin Music on Jericho and HHH pins him for the win.

Winners: D-Generation X

D-X and the Steelers celebrate afterwards.

Event: WWE Hell In A Cell Pay-Per-View
Airdate: Sunday, October 4th, 2009 (Pay-Per-View)
Location: The Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey
Results by WZROnline.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

WWE Hell in a Cell Opener:

We get the normal video package opening, highlighting the main feuds heading into tonight’s PPV. Hello everyone and welcome to our Live Coverage of WWE’s Hell in a Cell.

Michael Cole welcomes us to the Pay-Per-View, and immediately begins hyping up the Hell in a Cell main events set for later tonight. Cole and Lawler run down the Raw matches that will take place tonight, culminating in the two Raw HIAC main events. Grisham and JR take it next, hyping their matches for the night, taking us straight into a video package highlighting the Undertaker/Punk match.

World Heavyweight Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
CM Punk (c) vs. The Undertaker

The Cell is lowered and C.M. Punk’s music hits, it looks like the World Heavyweight Championship match will start things out for the night.

The gong sounds and the crowd goes nuts. Taker makes his way to the ring to a huge ovation from the crowd, and this one looks set to get underway.

Undertaker closes the door behind him as he enters the cell, and CM Punk still looks unshaken, for the most part. Taker makes his way up the stairs, brings up the house lights, and Punk is out on the floor, grabbing on to the cage, looking a bit more nervous.

Punk tries to stay away from the Undertaker at the outset of the match, hitting him with a couple of quick strikes before bailing to the floor. Undertaker follows Punk to the outside and sends him into the cage multiple times, sending him crashing headfirst into the cell wall. Undertaker props Punk up in the corner of the cell and pounds on him for a little bit before sending him head first into the cage yet again.

Taker sends Punk back into the ring, but things spill outside again when Undertaker boots Punk off the apron into the cell wall. On the floor, Taker goes after Punk, but Punk dropkicks the steel stairs into Taker’s knees, sending him down. Punk continues to work over Taker’s legs, stomping away. The crowd starts a dueling Undertaker/CM Punk chant as Punk tries to wrap Taker’s leg around the ring post. Taker fights out though, and Punk and Taker fight on the apron. Punk hits the running knee, but when he tries for the bulldog off the apron, Taker holds on and shoves Punk into the cage.

Taker hits the big leg drop on the apron and both men are on the floor again. Taker rolls Punk back in the ring and attempts to follow, but Punk kicks Taker back into the cage wall and follows after him with a suicide dive and both men are down.

Punk is first to his feet and he quickly sends Undertaker back into the ring. Punk and Taker fight each other while on their knees, neither man gaining a true advantage. When they make their way back to their feet, Taker gets the advantage with a couple of quick punches and he tries for the Tombstone, but Punk fights out. Taker continues to dominate Punk and even scores a near fall, but he can’t keep Punk down. Taker tries for the chokeslam, but Punk tagets the knee again and tries for the G2S, Taker counters into tombstone position, but Punk counters out and attacks the legs yet again.

Punk goes under the ring and grabs a chair, back in the ring he swings for the fences and cracks Taker over the head. Punk goes for the pin but he can only get a two count. Undertaker pulls himself up in the corner just in time to get caught with a running knee, but Taker holds on to Punk and hits him with a big Last Ride, but Punk kicks out!

Taker picks Punk off the mat and goes for Old School, but Punk catches Taker with a kick as he comes off the top rope. Punk goes for a quick set of pins, but he can’t keep Taker down for more than two. Punk looks to be getting frustrated as he goes for the steel chair. Punk charges Taker in the corner, but Taker gets his boot up and sends the chair back into Punk. Taker hits a big chokeslam and signals for the tombstone. Taker connects with the tombstone, pins Punk, and we have a new World Heavyweight Champion.

Winner and NEW WWE Heavyweight Champion: The Undertaker

After the match, Taker poses in the ring with his new belt and the crowd loves it (and I expect something more later tonight…).

Intercontinental Championship Match
John Morrison (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler

Morrison is out first to a nice pop from the crowd as JR hypes the 30 year history of the IC title. Ziggler doesn’t really get much of a reaction at all as he makes his way to the ring, making belt motions around his waist.

Both guys talk trash to each other before locking up. Morrison takes Ziggler to the mat and the two start some serious ground wrestling, trying to tie each other up with various pins and submissions. Ziggler makes his way to the ropes, causing a break, and both men are back to their feet.

Ziggler catches Morrison with a punch to the face, and he takes him down to the mat, locking in a front face lock. Morrison makes his way back to his feet and sends Ziggler into the ropes, but he quickly falls victim to a shoulder block, it’s not long before Morrison comes back with a beautiful dropkick though. Morrison hits his break-dance-y leg drop before locking in a modified sleeper.

Ziggler fights back and locks in a sleeper of his own, taking Morrison down to the mat and applying pressure. Morrison tries to fight out, but Ziggler takes him back down to the mat and switches things up into a front face lock.

Morrison finally fights out before tripping up Ziggler and hitting a big springboard cross body. Morrison goes for the Star Ship Pain, but Ziggler moves out of the way and goes for a quick cover. Morrison kicks out at two, and Ziggler goes for his high impact elbow drop.

Ziggler locks in another modified sleeper, but Morrison fights out and catches Ziggler with a big European uppercut. Morrison tries to follow up, but Ziggler hits him with a power slam and a quick running neckbreaker.

Ziggler chokes Morrison on the bottom rope, using the five count to his advantage. Ziggler sends Morrison into the corner and follows up with a big splash. Ziggler tries for another pin, but he can’t keep Morrison down. Ziggler starts to get a bit frustrated and pounds away on Morrison, but he still can’t keep JoMo down for the three.

Ziggler hits a couple of impressive fireman’s carry takeovers, but while going for a big move, Morrison counters into a DDT and both men are down. They get to their feet at about the same time and square off with punches, with Morrison getting the advantage.

Morrison hits a big standing shooting star press, but again, it’s not enough to keep Ziggler down. Ziggler rolls up Morrison and grabs the ropes but the ref sees it and doesn’t allow it. Morrison gets a roll up of his own, but can’t hold Ziggler down.

Morrison and Ziggler duke it out on the top turnbuckle. Morrison jumps off the top rope, and Ziggler tries for something, but Morrison grabs his legs instead and catapaults him into the corner turnbuckle. Morrison goes for his springboard kick, but he misses and Ziggler hits a big German suplex for a quick near fall.

Ziggler is up first and he hits a big rocker dropper, but again it’s only good for a near fall. Ziggler charges Morrison in the corner, but Morrison gets his feet up. Morrison goes for Star Ship Pain, but Ziggler sees it coming and launches Morrison across the ring instead. Ziggler tries for the Zig Zag, but Morrison holds on to the ropes and hits Ziggler with a big kick to the head. Morrison follows up with his finisher, Star Ship Pain, and pins Ziggler for the three.

Winner and STILL IC Champion: John Morrison

Backstage:

Josh Mattews is backstage with Batista and Matthews tries to introduce his partner, but Batista interrupts and introduces Mysterio himself. Mattews asks the two men if they will be able to re-create the magic from a couple of years ago when they won the tag titles. Mysterio says they’re not re-creating anything, they’re reuniting. Mysterio says a few months ago, Jericho tried to take away his make, but tonight, he and Batista can and will take away the Unified Tag Team Titles. Batista says JeriShow says they’re the greatest tag team in history, but they’ve never beat Batista and Mysterio. Tonight, Batista says we’ll see new Tag Team Champs.

- For some reason, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or at least four guys in crappy TMNT costumes, are in attendance tonight to hype some new video game or something. We get a shot of them in the crowd as Lawler and Cole talk about Turtle Power, for some reason or other.

WWE Divas Championship Match
Mickie James (c) vs. Alicia Fox

Mickie is out second, to a much better ovation than Alicia Fox, who really got no reaction at all. Both women lock up, and this one is on!

Alicia goes to work on Mickie’s arm, but James counters out with a cartwheel and a leg sweep. James in tuen goes to work on Fox’s arm, hitting Fox with a monkey flip when she tries to counter out. Mickie hits a snap mare and follows it up with a low dropkick that’s only good for a one count.

Mickie hits a neckbreaker and goes up to the top rope, but Fox is right there, sweeping her off the second turnbuckle and down to the mat. Fox pulls Mickie’s hair and uses as much of the five count as she can. Mickie tries to fight back, but Fox hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before locking in a body scissors.

Mickie connect with a couple of big forearms to Fox’s head and begins to mount her comeback. Fox charges James in the corner, but Mickie stops her and hits a hurricarana. Mickie goes back to the top and hits a Thesz press. Mickie tries for a DDT, but Fox fights back and counters with a Northern Lights suplex. Fox goes for the scissors kick, but she misses and Mickie connects with her big DDT. James pins Fox, and gets the three count.

Winner and STILL WWE Divas Champion: Mickie James

Unified Tag Team Championship Match
Chris Jericho and the Big Show (c) vs. Batista and Rey Mysterio

JeriShow’s music hits and the Unified Tag Champs make their way to the ring to a decent reaction from the crowd. Batista gets an even bigger reaction as he makes his way to the ring (without Mysterio). Mysterio is out next to a decent pop from the crowd, and he and Batista make their way to the ring together.

Mysterio and Jericho start things out for their teams, with Jericho getting the advantage right off the bat. When Jericho sends Mysterio into the ropes though, he caught with an arm drag and monkey flip. Mysterio goes for the 619 early, but Jericho moves and Rey connects with a standing lionsault instead. Batista tags in and immediately begins pounding on Jericho.

Batista doesn’t stay in the ring long, just long enough to hit a couple of shoulder blocks in the corner, and tag Mysterio back in. Mysterio comes in, hits a quick flurry of offense, and tags right back out to Batista who comes in and hits Jericho with a big suplex. Batista and Mysterio connect with an impressive double team splash, with Mysterio leaping off Batista’s shoulders. Jericho finally makes the tag, and it’s Mysterio and Show.

Mysterio goes after the Big Show’s legs, but Show picks up Mysterio by the next and sends him to the mat. Big Show steps on Mysterio’s stomach, and sends him to the floor with a big chop to the chest while Mysterio sits on the top turnbuckle.

Show brings Mysterio back into the ring, from the ring floor, with one hand, and takes Mysterio down to the mat. Jericho tags back into the match and he slingshots Mysterio between the bottom two ropes. Mysterio locks in a modified half nelson, but Mysterio fights out and connects with an enzugiri. Mysterio tries for another 619, but it’s a trap by Jericho, who hits Mysterio with a big lariat.

Mysterio and Jericho go up to the top turnbuckle, where Jericho goes for Mysterio’s mask, but Mysterio fights out, sends Jericho to the mat, and follows up with a sit down senton. Mysterio tags in Batista, who comes in a cleans house on Jericho before sending Big Show down to the floor. Jericho tries for a crossbody, but Batista catches him. Jericho fights out but immediately falls victim to a spear. Batista teases the bomb, but Big Show makes his way into the ring. Batista sends Jericho into Show and follows up with a spinebuster, but it’s only good for two. Show distracts Batista and Jericho hits a code breaker, but again, it’s only good for a near fall.

Jericho tags out to Big Show who comes in and starts stomping away at Batista. Big Show tries for a leg drop, but Batista rolls out of the way. Both men make their way to their feet and Batista hits Show with a couple of right hands. Show connects with a choke slam out of nowhere, but Mysterio breaks up the pin attempt with a springboard splash.

Jericho tags back in and tries for a lionsault, but Batista rolls out of the way. Batista makes the hot tag, and Jericho tags in Show. Mysterio uses his speed to try and take Big Show off his feet. Mysterio stands on the top rope and hits a big time DDT, but he can’t keep Big Show down for the three. Mysterio sends Show to the outside with a low bridge and sets up Jericho for the 619. Jericho moves and Mysterio connects with Show. Mysterio back drops Jericho on top of show and Batista hits both men with a big spear.

Show makes his way back in the ring where he’s caught with a 619, but when Mysterio comes off the top rope, Show connects with a big right hand. Show pins Mysterio, and this one’s over.

Winners and STILL WWE Unified Tag Team Champions: Big Show and Jericho

- The Hell in a Cell is lowered once more and apparently we’re going to get the WWE Championship match up next. The video recap is shown.

WWE Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena (c) vs. Randy Orton

Orton makes his way to the rings first, at a glacier’s pace. John Cena is out next to somewhat of a split reaction (definitely more positive than negative).

Cena and Orton start things out with punches, and Orton immediately bails to the floor to try and escape the cell. Back in the ring, Orton catches Cena off guard and stomps away at him.

Cena fights back and tries for the AA, but Orton fights out and connects with a scoop slam for a quick near fall. Cena starts to fights back with rights hands, and hits a shoulder block, but he goes to the well once too often and when he tries again, Orton ducks and Cena crashes and burns. Cena pulls himself up on the apron and Orton quickly launches him off into the cell wall.

Orton grinds Cena’s face into the cell, burying his knee in Cena’s back and pushing his face into the cell wall. Orton tries to send Cena face first into the cage, but Cena fights back and picks Orton up in scoop slam position. Cena slams Orton into the cage twice, shoulders Orton and tries to ram him into the cage, but Orton fights out and pushes Cena into the steel stairs. Orton stomps at Cena’s wrist while it’s on the stairs before doing the same with Cena’s head.

Orton picks up stairs and throws them into the ring (although they almost fall back on his head). Orton climbs in the ring, and positions the stairs. Cena climbs to the apron and Orton grabs him for the rope assisted DDT on to the stiars. Cena counters thought, by putting his hands down, and he sends Orton to the floor with a back body drop over the ropes.

Cena picks up the stairs and throws them over the ropes at Orton, but Orton ducks out of the way and the stairs connects with the cell. Back in the ring, Cena tries to maintain his advantage, but he quickly falls victim to the Orton backbreaker.

Orton charges Cena in the corner, but Cena gets his boot up. Cena connects with a couple of shoulder blocks and a side belly to back suplex before going for the five knuckle shuffle. Cena goes for the AA, but Orton grabs the ropes and reverses. Orton climbs back in the ring and hits the rope assisted DDT and both men are down.

Orton tries for a cover, but Cena kicks out at two. Orton begins his RKO set-up of pounding his fists on the mat. Orton tries for the RKO, but Cena counters straight into the AA. Cena goes for the pin, but Orton kicks out!!!

Cena puts Orton on the top turnbuckle, and he goes for a top rope AA, but Orton counters with an electric chair drop instead. Orton tries for a cover, but again Cena kicks out at two.

Orton punches at Cena, who’s standing on the apron, before slamming his head into the turnbuckle. Orton pulls Cena up to the top turnbuckle and tries for the superplex, but Cena fights it off. We get a Greco-Roman knuckle lock on the top rope and Cena gets the advantage. Cena tries for a top rope rocker dropper, but Orton moves out of the way and Cena crashes and burns yet again.

Orton goes under the ring to grab a chair and he slowly makes his way back into the ring. Cena jams the chair down into the back of Cena’s neck before rolling him over and hitting the front of Cena’s neck. Orton goes for another pin, but he only scores a near fall.

Orton tries for a chair assisted knee drop, but Cena moves and Orton connects with the chair. Cena locks in the STF, and even though Orton makes it to the ropes, Cena isn’t forced to break the hold. Orton eventually works his way out of the hold by crawling under the bottom rope. Orton launches Cena into the ref, and Cena locks in another STF. Orton taps, but the official is still out, so he can’t make the call.

Cena tries to revive the ref, but he turns around right into an RKO, but Cena kicks out at two!

Orton traps Cena’s arms in the ropes, and Orton locks in a sleeper hold. Cena looks to be fading quickly, and he looks to be out when Orton releases the hold. The ref helps Cena out of the ropes, but Cena just falls face first to the mat. Orton punts Cena in the side of the head, and he covers Cena for the three count.

Winner and NEW WWE Champion: Randy Orton

After the match, Orton poses with the belt, while Cena sells the punt from Orton, not moving for a good while after the pin.

Backstage:

Josh Matthews is backstage with R-Truth, he talks about Truth’s recent feud with Drew McIntyre. Truth says life and opportunities is what you make of them. Truth says he’s been disrespected by McIntyre one time too many. Truth says he’s been fighting all his life, and he’s about to give Drew McIntyre what he’s earned.

Drew McIntyre vs. R-Truth

The two men lock up. McIntyre takes Truth over with a headlock, but he quickly falls victim to a dropkick from Truth. Truth connects with a big hip toss, but it’s only good for a near fall.

Truth and McIntyre fight in the corner, but back in the middle of the ring, McIntyre gets the advantage, mounting Truth and wailing away at him. McIntyre locks in a modified face lock and the ref asks Truth if he wants to give it up.

Truth and McIntyre collide in the middle of the ring when both men go for cross body blocks at the same time. McIntyre charges Truth, but truth grabs the leg and takes McIntyre down. Truth hits a big scissors kick, which is good for another near fall. Truth tries for the axe kick, but McIntyre dodges it.

Truth and McIntyre collide in the middle of the ring when both men go for cross body blocks at the same time. McIntyre charges Truth, but truth grabs the leg and takes McIntyre down. Truth hits a big scissors kick, which is good for another near fall. Truth tries for the axe kick, but McIntyre dodges it. McIntyre connects with a double underhook DDT, which is enough to put Truth down for the three.

Winner: Drew McIntyre

Backstage:

Randy Orton is shown with his title and Legacy comes up to him. Ted says that that was a classic match. Cody says that tonight they’ll all have to go out and celebrate their victories. Orton says that this is Hell in a Cell and whether you win or lose, you don’t just walk away. Ted says they know what they’re getting into, they’re younger and hungrier than DX. Cody says Orton is starting to sound like his old man. Orton says they’re cocky, but they have no idea what they’re getting into. Orton says that he’s not Cody’s old man, he’s the WWE Champion, and if he has something to say, Legacy should listen. Ted says Orton shouldn’t underestimate them.

United States Championship
Triple Threat Match
Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Miz

Miz is out first with a mic. He says tonight he’ll become the U.S. Champion, and the only problem is that he has to win it in Newark, NJ. Miz quotes Conan O’Brian, saying that all sewers lead back to NJ. Miz asks the mayor to ban him from NJ to make sure that he never has to come back. He says that after tonight, Newark will be remembered for something good, as the place that Miz won the U.S. Title.

Swagger is out next, with his trademark grin stretched across his face. Kingston is out last to a nice pop from the crowd, and this one is set to begin.

The heels look to gang up on Kingston to start things out, but Kingston fights them both off at the beginning. It’s not long though, before Swagger catches Kofi with a lariat to the back of the head and the heels team up, stomping away at Kingston. Miz and Swagger connect with a big double suplex, and Miz goes for the pin, breaking down the team dynamic a little bit.

Miz and Swagger continue to double teamm Kingston, sending him into the corner with a double Irish whip. Miz and Swagger go for another double team move, but it’s just a trap by the Miz as he wails away on Swagger. Miz begins his assault on both Swagger and Kofi, looking fairly dominant.

Kingston is the first to fight back against Miz, and the two fight on the top rope. Miz tries for a suplerplex, but Swagger gets him in electric chair position and Kingston hits a cross body. Kingston and Swagger fight in the corner, with Swagger getting the upper hand when he hot shots Kingston on the top turnbuckle. Swagger sends Kingston into the Miz and tries for a pin, but Miz breaks it up.

Swagger ties Miz up in a tree of woe, which Miz gets out of just in time to be caught with a back suplex from the second rope. Swagger hits a Vader bomb on Miz, but it’s only good for a near fall. Kingston hits Swagger with a flurry of moves before hitting the boom drop.

Miz connects with his finisher on Kingston, but Swagger gets Kingston’s foot on the ropes to break things up. Swagger connects with a lariat on Kofi and a gut wrench powerbomb on Miz. Kingston hits trouble in paradise on Swagger, pins Miz, and gets the three.

Winner and STILL WWE U.S. Champion: Kofi Kingston

The events leading to Legacy vs. DX are shown.

Tag Team Hell in a Cell Match
Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase

DX is out first to a huge pop from the crowd. Suddenly, Legacy attacks DX from behind before DX even gets to the ring and all four men are brawling on the outside of the cage.

HHH clotheslines Ted over the Raw announce table and DX mounts their comeback against Cody Rhodes. Hunter clocks Cody with the moniter and DX hits a double suplex on Rhodes on to the Smackdown announce table (it doesn’t break). Ted is back in the match and he attacks Hunter out of nowhere, throwing him into the crowd.

Ted suplexes Hunter back to the ringside area just as HBK throws Cody into the barricade. Cody and HBK brawl out into the crowd, but it’s not long before HBK back body drops Rhodes back to the ringside area. Rhodes grabs the chain from the door lock and hits Michaels in the knee before running up the ramp and hitting Hunter with the chain.

Cody and Ted hit Hunter with a double DDT on the entrance ramp. Rhodes connects with cross Rhodes on Hunter on the ramp and Legacy makes their way back down toward HBK. Ted and Cody double team HBK, slamming his leg in the cell door.

Legacy lock themselves in the cage with Michaels while HHH is still prone at the top of the ramp. The bell rings and this one has officially started. HBK finally realizes that he’s locked in the cage with Legacy. Legacy continue to work over Michaels, hitting a chop block/shoulder block combo. ut Michaels will not stay down.

HBK grabs a chair from under the ring and throws it at Cody, but Ted is quick to the rescue, slamming HBK’s head into the cell. Cody slingshots HBK into the cell, and Triple H has finally made his way down to the cell.

Michaels fights back against Legacy, but only for a second, as the double team advantage is just too much to handle. Hunter tries to find a way in, and HBK sends Ted into Cody, launching Cody into the cell wall.

Legacy takes Michaels down with a well placed chair shot. Hunter grabs a chair and tries to wail away on the door lock, while Cody powerbombs HBK into the cell wall. Ted then gets HBK in powerbomb position and slams him into the other side of the cage.

Hunter looks at HBK and walks up the ramp to the back. Legacy continue to taunt and work over Michaels.

Cody and Ted work over HBK’s back, sending him crashing into the cell wall multiple times. Legacy sends Michaels back into the ring where they stalk HBK. Michaels starts to fight back yet again, catching both Cody and Ted with right hands before Ted takes him down with a lariat.

Rhodes stands up HBK with a chair in front of his face and Dibiase hits a big dropkick.

Rhodes and Dibiase lock in the same ring post assisted figure four/million dollar dream submission that won them breaking point, and Triple H finally makes his way back to the ring with bolt cutters.

Hunter is in the cage just as Ted hits the dream street. Hunter comes in and immediately begins to clean house on Legacy, connecting with a facebreaker on Ted before throwing Cody into his partner. Hunter hits a spinebuster on Cody and tries for the pedigree, but Dibiase is quick to break it up. HBK is back in it, back body dropping Ted out to the floor.

Hunter grabs the chain from the ref and wraps it around his fist. Michaels holds up Ted and Hunter lays into him with a big right hand. Hunter connects with a pedigree to Dibiase on the floor and HBK drags Ted out of the cell.

Hunter and HBK make their way back into the cell with the bolt cutters and lock the door behind them. Hunter hits a big spinebuster on Cody. Hunter traps Cody’s neck in a folding chair and Michaels connects with a top rope elbow drop.

Hunter goes under the ring and grabs the sledge hammer, and HBK tunes up the band. HBK connects with sweet chin music just as Hunter hits Cody with the sledge hammer. HBK pins Cody and DX gets the win.

Winners: DX

After the match… HBK hits sweet chin music for good measure and that’s it. They air replays and the show ends.

MICKIE JAMES At Hell In A Cell – 8 **EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS** (THIS WEBSITE ONLY!!)

Tonight Zack Ryder takes on Christian for the ECW championship (again)! Are you ready? Then stop questioning your heart and join me, because it’s time for ECW on SyFy!

That’s right my friends, welcome to the last ECW of September 2009! We see William Regal in the back who regrets to inform us that our esteemed General Manager, Tiffany, was in a car accident. The doctors say that she will make a full recovery, but in the meantime the board of directors have made William Regal the acting General Manager. He announces that instead of Christian taking on Zack Ryder, it will be Christian v. Ryder… AND Kozlov… AND Jackson… AND Regal in a 4 on 1 handicap match!

Abraham Washington Show

Tony Atlas is the first on the set and he introduces Abraham. Tony announces that tonight’s guest is none other than the Intercontinental Champion, John Morrison! Abraham comes out and puts over this Sunday’s PPV of Hell in a Cell as well as this Friday’s Decade of Smackdown celebration.

Abraham Washington introduces John Morrison and he makes his way out to the set. They put over the shirt that Morrison is wearing (which you can get on WWEShopZone.com). Morrison tells Atlas how much he loves Atlas’ laugh. John says that he wants to make it his cell phone ringtone (me too!). Morrison says that he loves what Washington does with his talk show. Abraham points out that Morrison used to have a great show on WWE.com called the ‘Dirt Sheet’. Morrison says that he did in fact have that show and if it still existed he would be Abraham Washington and The Miz would be Tony Atlas. Atlas proceeds to take the opportunity to give us a Miz signature “I’m Awesome!”.

Morrison begins to put over his match on Sunday and starts attacking his opponent Dolph Ziggler. He adds that if Dolph ever became half as good as he thought he was, he could be a champion one day. Morrison says that he will still be the Champion at the end of the PPV.

Dolph is in the building and comes out to the set. Abraham Washington is confused as he certainly didn’t book him. Washington makes a comparison to Rocky IV and then Morrison proceeds with, “what he means is, goodnight Mr. Ziggles!”. Ziggler grabs the mic and looks to make a retort, but Atlas jumps in with “goodnight Mr. Ziggles!”. The show music plays and the segment ends!

In the back we see William Regal in the back on the phone with management. Apparently, the board isn’t thrilled by his match making and adds three guys to Christian’s side for tonight’s main event!

****Commercial****

Paul Burchill w/ Katie Lea v. Shelton Benjamin

While Shelton is making his way to the ring, Sheamus emerges and starts to brutally attack him before the bell rings. Sheamus rolls Shelton into the ring and referees direct Sheamus to the back. The referee starts the match, in which Burchill quite handily takes the advantage through the use of a couple punches. Burchill lays in with several kicks and goes for a pin, Shelton kicks out. Burchill has him on the mat and starts to work on the left arm and shoulder which were injured by Sheamus throwing Benjamin in to the steel post. Burchill throws Shelton out of the ring as we head to commercial.

****Commercial****

We come back as Paul Burchill has Shelton locked in an arm bar. Benjamin starts to get to his feet but gets sent back down with a back body drop. Burchill goes for the cover, but Shelton kicks out. Burchill goes back to work on the arm. The crowd is behind Shelton as he reverses a suplex for a neckbreaker! Shelton’s momentum is killed when Burchill charges into his shoulder. Paul sets him up in the corner and looks to be going for a Superplex. Shelton punches his way out of it, sending Burchill down to the mat. Shelton is still struggling to even sit up. Shelton leaps to go for a sunset flip, but Burchill moves out of the way. Paul hits a knee drop to the face and goes for the pin, but Shelton kicks out!

Burchill gets behind Shelton and has him down on the mat locked in another arm bar. Benjamin escapes by sending Paul into the turnbuckle. Burchill connects with a huge shoulder block! Burchill bounces off the ropes again, but Shelton connects with Pay Dirt out of nowhere!

Winner via Pay Dirt: Shelton Benjamin

****Commercial****

In the back we see Christian, Dreamer, Yoshi Tatsu & Goldust as they are getting pumped up for their match which is up next!

****Commercial****

William Regal, Ezekiel Jackson, Kozlov & Zack Ryder v. Christian, Tommy Dreamer, Yoshi Tatsu & Goldust

Ryder and Goldust take to each other for only a couple of seconds before Jackson gets tagged in. Goldust catches his arm and tags in Yoshi. Tatsu heads to the top rope and connects with a double armed axe handle to Kozlov’s arm. Kozlov is able to use his power to make his way to the corner. Jackson gets the tag. Jackson throws Yoshi down to the mat. Jackson charges, but Yoshi ducks and tags in Goldust. Dust doesn’t get much accomplished as Jackson tags in Regal. William locks his head up and then tags in Zack Ryder.

Zack gets caught by a Goldust punch to the face. Zack heads to the corner and tags in Christian. Christian allows himself to briefly get distracted, but counters a move by Zack into a neck breaker. Christian hits the flash point and then tags in Tommy Dreamer. Tommy comes in which slows down the pace of the match. This allows Ryder to tag in Ryder as we head to commercial.

****Commercial****

We come back with Jackson in the ring taking on Dreamer. Jackson is loading some sledge hammer punches straight to Dreamer’s back. Jackson throws Dreamer to the mat and then connects with a power slam. Zeke goes for the cover, but Dreamer kicks out. Jackson tags in Kozlov who kicks Dreamer in the back before setting him up in the corner. Kozlov rams his shoulder into Tommy’s gut and then tags in Regal. William isn’t happy and mercilessly goes after the Innovator of Violence with a slew of punches. Regal tags Jackson into the ring. Jackson loses sight of Dreamer for a second which allows Tommy to tag in Christian. Jackson whips Christian into the ropes, and then Christian flies to the outside via Kozlov pulling the rope down!

Christian makes his way back up onto the apron. Jackson grabs him and hits a huge vertical suplex! Jackson picks him up and connects with two consecutive back breakers. Jackson heads to the corner and tags in Regal. William hits a lateral press and goes for a pin, but Christian kicks out. Christian tries to go for a tag, but Regal cuts him off.

Kozlov gets the tag and heads in with the full Soviet arsenal in his fists. Kozlov slams him and goes for a cover, but Christian kicks out. Kozlov holds Christian in the air for a back breaker submission. Kozlov lifts him up again and hits a throw away slam. Ryder gets tagged into the ring and kicks the ribs of Christian. Ryder goes for a pin but Christian kicks out. Ryder locks in a leg scissors on Christian’s abdomen. Zack tags back in Kozlov.

The big man takes Christian to the corner and thrusts into his gut with his shoulder. Christian is able to push Kozlov off and then heads to the second rope. Christian connects with a missile dropkick. Christian makes it to his feet and tags in Yoshi Tatsu. Kozlov tags in Ryder. Yoshi hits a dropkick and follows up with a rolling snapmare. He follows with a strong kick. Yoshi heads to the top rope and connects with a spinning wheel kick. Yoshi goes for the cover, but Jackson breaks it up.

All hell breaks loose as seemingly everybody and their mother enters the ring. Christian leaps to the outside which leaves us with Yoshi in the ring and Regal on the apron. Regal runs in and Yoshi hits his KA-RA-TAY kick on William Regal! Yoshi pins Regal!!

Winners via KA-RA-TAY: Yoshi Tatsu, Goldust, Tommy Dreamer & Christian

The Decade of Smackdown special starts off with Jim Ross and Todd Grisham inside the ring talking about their ten year anniversary and how the party has begun. They showed clips of numerous talents from all three brands backstage at a party.

*Batista pinned Kane.

*Backstage at the party, Teddy Long is seeing and greeting people. Michael Cole sees Finlay and calls him “Vintage Finlay.” Teddy Long bumps into Vickie Guerrero, who has short hair. She introduces him to her new boyfriend Eric (I believe Eric Escobar from WWE developmental).

*Hornswoggle kicks Michael Cole in the shin. Everyone is allowed into MVP’s VIP area except Zack Ryder. Iron Sheik is there.

*Video package remembering Eddie Guerrero. It was really well done and got a huge reaction.

*Dolph Ziggler & The Miz defeated WWE United States champ Kofi Kingston & WWE Intercontinental champ John Morrison. Jack Swagger did commentary at ringside.

*More party nonsense including Yoshi, Funaki and Jillian doing karaoke, The Iron Sheik choking on food, Hurricane gives him Heimlich maneuver. Jericho and Show walk into the party, Michael Cole throws up from drinking

*Taped Rock promo. They’re doing like 5 or 6 takes. He makes a random comment asking who Dolph Ziggler is. He then goes on to do the “Finally the Rock has come back to Smackdown” and talks about being there since the beginning. The crowd chants his name, etc. He talks about CM Punk, says he should be called BM Punk (bowel movement). He talks about making history with Taker, tells a camera guy to shave his chest, talks about Hell in the Cell and says maybe its time he guest hosts Raw. The crowd went nuts for that.

*WWE Women’s champ Michelle McCool defeated Melina in a Lumberjill match when Beth Phoenix interfered.

*Backstage Undertaker promo. He said that after the beating he gives CM Punk Sunday, Punk will crave the pills and alcohol he claims to despise.

*Drew McIntyre proposes a toast to himself at the party. Ron Killings attacks him and they brawl. It gets broken up and Teddy Long declares the party over.

*WWE champ John Cena & DX & Undertaker defeated World champ CM Punk & Legacy & Randy Orton when Taker pinned Orton. They dumped TONS of blue and white confetti in the Arena to celebrate the anniversary and close the show.

Vickie Guerrero’s SHORT-HAIR (VIEW NOW >>) – HAHAHA Ohhh Man!!

* Sheamus pinned Tyler Reks. This was re-taped as they did this last night in Albany, NY.

* Shad Gaspard pinned Tyson Kidd

*WWE United States champ Kofi Kingston pinned The Miz. Kingston was announced from Ghana, West Africa and had the belt so he must “get it back” on tonight’s Raw. Miz worked the leg for most of the match. Kofi still won with Trouble in Paradise. Jack Swagger runs in and attacks Kingston, then hit the doctor bomb on Miz. He left with the U.S. title belt.

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WWE Superstars:
*Tyler Reks pinned Sheamus with a Uranage into a backbreaker.

*They showed a graphic for Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz for Thursday’s WWE Superstars.

*WWE United States champ Kofi Kingston pinned The Miz. Kingston was announced from Ghana, West Africa and had the belt so he must “get it back” on tonight’s Raw. Miz worked the leg for most of the match. Kofi still won with Trouble in Paradise. Jack Swagger runs in and attacks Kingston, then hit the doctor bomb on Miz. He left with the U.S. title belt.

Major WWE roster cuts today – several names leaked!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 28th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Times Union Center in Albany, NY
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from the Times Union Center in Albany, NY

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-MVP and Mark Henry kick things off in the ring for the VIP Lounge. MVP goes to introduce tonight’s guest host, but instead is greeted by Chris Jericho and The Big Show. Jericho says how dare he give an introduction like that to a man of Rev. Al Sharpton. Instead of calling him a guest host Jericho wants him called one of the most prominent civil rights leaders of our time. They basically take turns verbally sucking off Sharpton, before introducing him to a chorus of boos. Al calls it the most elaborate introductions of his life, as the crowd totally shits all over him. Al continues to preach about what he’s working on, as I slowly start to turn my attention back to football until they start focusing on something related to wrestling. Finally MVP mentions that he’s thinking about reform in regards to the Unified Tag Team Titles, and he wants a tag title match tonight in addition to the pay per view match. Sharpton asks Jericho what he thinks of that, and Jericho says that while surrounded by liars and hypocrites he doesn’t care what they think. Jericho can’t compete tonight because of his match with Cena tonight, and these guys don’t deserve a title shot anymore than all the gelatinous (and a variety of other Jerichoisms) leeches. They don’t deserve to be in the presense of greatness. Sharpton says he’s all about opportunity, and asks the people if they want a title match tonight. The crowd voices their approval, so Al books a title match for up next.

Unified Tag Team Championship: Mark Henry & Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Chris Jericho & The Big Show ©
Joined in progress out of the break with Jericho and MVP going at it. Jericho hits a shoulderblock, but MVP is back with a series of right hands. Jericho hits a bridge suplex for two, but MVP counters into a backslide for two. MVP tags in Henry who comes in with a big double axehandle. Henry stands on the chest of Jericho, and then delivers a headbutt. Henry hits a hiptoss, but then misses a clothesline allowing Jericho to bail to his corner tagging in Show. Show goes for an avalanche in the corner, but Henry catches him driving him to the corner. Clothesline from Henry sets up a tag to MVP who comes in with a series of clotheslines and a facebuster to rock the big man. MVP goes for a charge, but runs into a clothesline from Show as he regains control of the match. Jericho tags in and delivers a forearm before locking in the half-nelson facelock. MVP fights his way free of that, and then delivers a clothesline putting both men down. MVP gets a cover for two, but then Jericho is able to stop him from making a tag with a kick to the ribs. Jericho chokes out MVP on the second rope, before tagging in Show. Show grabs a side headlock, and then takes MVP over with it. Show tags Jericho back into the match, as he comes in with a kick to the ribs. Jericho hits a back elbow, but then misses a lionsault which allows the hot tag. Henry knocks Show off the apron, and delivers a headbutt to Jericho. Henry picks up Jericho in a press slam, and then tosses him outside onto the waiting Show as we head to break. Back from break as Jericho gives us a Flair Flop, and Henry covers for two. Jericho makes a blind tag off the ropes to Show who hits a spear on Henry, and then delivers an elbow drop. Show hits a big splash for a two count, and follows up with a headbutt. The ref gets tied up with MVP allowing Jericho to get a couple cheap shots before Show hits a clothesline for two. Show delivers a series of elbows to the shoulder while holding an armbar. Show delivers a series of headbutts, and a DDT for a two count. Tag to Jericho who delivers a kick to the ribs, and then goes for a sleeper hold. Henry backs Jericho into the corner, but charges into a drop toehold sending him to the second buckle. Jericho goes back to the ribs with a series of kicks before tagging Show back inside. Henry hits the ropes and collides with Show for the double clothesline putting both behemoths down. Tags to both men follow, and MVP is in with a throw, and then a big boot for a two count. MVP delivers a pair of rights, and then a flying clothesline off the ropes. Ballin’ elbow drop follows by MVP for a two count, so he sets up for the playmaker. Big Show breaks that up, but gets speared to the floor by Henry. Jericho dropkicks Henry outside, but MVP rolls him up for two. MVP hits a DDT off the ropes for another two count. Wow! MVP hits the ropes again, and this time Show gets a shot from the floor. That allows Jericho to hit the codebreaker, and the champs retain at 18:15. Really nice opener, as its not often you get a near 20 minute match on free TV. Still the Big Show-Henry portion drug this one down considerably.
Winners: STILL Undisputed Tag Team Champions: Chris Jericho & The Big Show (Jericho pins MVP-Codebreaker ***)

-Primo sucks up to Al Sharpton, but gets interrupted by Chavo chasing Hornswoggle. Chavo says he’s the greatest Mexican American superstar of all time, and introduces him to his partner Chris Masters. Santino pops in and says Hornswoggle is his partner, and compares Chavo and Masters to the Geico Commercial guys. Santino mistakes Sharpton for Don King, but gets quickly corrected. Al thinks he got more than he bargained for this week.

-Josh Mathews is joined by Randy Orton, and says Cena doesn’t stand a chance of surviving tonight much less competing. Even if he does this Sunday he stands to lose a lot more than just the title. He says once he’s locked inside he will not be held responsible for his action, and Cena’s struggle to survive will come to a very abrupt end when he wins the WWE Championship.

Mickie James vs. Rosa Mendes (w. Alicia Fox)
Mickie grabs a headlock takevover, but Rosa counters out with a headscissor. Mickie hits an armdrag, and holds on to the armbar. A little diva trademarked botch in the corner, before Mickie hits a dropkick. Mickie hits a neckbreaker for two, but Rosa is right back to pull Mickie’s head to the mat. Rosa hits a pair of kicks to the lower back for a two count, before grabbing hold of a bow and arrow. Mickie counters out, but Rosa drives Mickie into the corner and shoulderblocks the back a few times. Mickie hits a kick and a back elbow before delivering a hurracanrana. Mickie goes for something, again botched by Rosa but she ends up on top. Alicia provides a distraction on the apron, but Rosa’s attempt to take advantage fails horribly. Mickie mercifully ends it with a spin kick at 3:37. Mickie tried her best, but you can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Winner: Mickie James (Pinfall-Spin Kick DUD)

-Meanwhile Carolina leads Dallas 7-0 on Monday Night Football. Who’s the bigger botch machine tonight? Rosa or Romo?

-Legacy is out, and Ted says no one expects them to win this Sunday, but we should. He says if you look at what they’ve done the past few weeks they are primed for the single greatest win of their careers, and the single worst defeat in the history of DX. He introduces a video package for those with short attention spans, and it is a video package of them beating up DX the past few weeks. Cody says what those moments have in common is that no one expected them, and then sings HHH’s and HBK’s praises saying for two decades Raw has been their sandbox. Rhodes says after Sunday HHH can go get his cozy office ready at Titan Tower, and he can hang out with his relatives and think about what his career used to be. Cody says he’s been in the ring with the showstopper, and calls him the greatest in-ring performer to ever breathe. Cody says his career is the stuff of legend, but the story ends with Cody and Ted standing over a broken heap of Shawn Michaels. Shawn interrupts off camera by screaming “BORING!” and Dibiase says time is running out for the two of them. HHH says this isn’t half bad, and Shawn says no, its all bad. They share a hearty laugh as we find them up in a luxury box. Dibiase says they’re real funny, but they’re not funny. They see right through them, and they’re trying to take the sting out of the beating they were given. HHH says they’re like…but Shawn tells him to choose his words carefully as we’re now PG. HHH says they’re like butts, but not the cheeks. More the center part. HHH says Cody’s a comic freak, and brings up Incredible Hulk and his alter ego Bob Barker. Shawn corrects him telling him its actually Bruce Banner. HHH says they’re kinda like the Hulk, and when they’re telling jokes the monster stays at bay. Ted interrupts and says they can use any analogy they want. Shawn chastises Ted for being rude, and says HHH wasn’t even finished. He says unlike Bruce Banner they like when the monster comes out, and then suggest they’re not going to wait until Sunday. Shawn and HHH head down to the ring, but Legacy bails out through the crowd. Shawn says what a shock. After all the talk, here they stand ready to go, but there they go running away. HHH tells them to enjoy the distance they have now, because Sunday there will be no running or hiding in the cell, and they won’t be joking. HHH tells them that Sunday it will be pure hell.

Jack Swagger vs. Evan Bourne
Kofi has apparently not turned in his stolen merchandise to his HR department as Swagger still carries the US title belt to the ring. Swagger hits a double leg takedown, and then counters a headscissor attempt by Bourne into a backbreaker. Swagger drives the knee of Bourne into the mat, and then locks in a leg submission of some kind. Bourne reaches the ropes so Swagger just casually boots him to the floor. Swagger tries to pull him back inside, but gets met with a kick. Bourne hits a rollup for two, and then delivers a spinning heel kick. Low dropkick by Bourne is followed by a running clothesline for one. Swagger goes for the Gutwrench out of nowhere, but Bourne counters ending up on the top rope with a double knee for two. Bourne goes for a hurracanrana, but Swagger rolls through with it and turns it into a SICK powerbomb for the victory at 3:01. Match was really quick, but I’d stop short of calling it a squash. Bourne was pretty competitive for the short time this got. Afterward Swagger says he has the look and the talent, and already has the gold. In a few short days at Hell in a Cell he’ll become the All American American United States Champion. Miz interrupts, and lets him know that he’s garnered all the publicity of the 2009 draft class, and says everyone knows that he’s going to be the new Champion. He demands that Swagger look at him, and then smacks him to get his attention. Big mistake as Swagger attacks and a pull apart brawl commences. That allows Kofi to run out and reclaim his belt.
Winner: Jack Swagger (Pinfall-Powerbomb **)

Santino Marella & Hornswoggle vs. Chavo Guerrero & “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters
This may be the greatest tag team ever. And I’m not talking about Chavo and Masters. Santino starts things off with Chavo, and grabs a side headlock before hitting a shoulderblock. Chavo comes back to fire Marella into the boot of Masters before tagging out. Masters hits a slam, and tags Chavo back inside who delivers a kick to the ribs. Chavo chokes out Santino on the second rope, and then delivers a European uppercut. Chavo sends Santino into the top buckle, but a second attempt is block and he eats the buckle instead. Santino begins to Marella up, but Chavo makes the blind tag to Masters who cinches in the Masterlock to finish at 2:17. Masters goes and grabs Hornswoggle after the bell much to the approval of Chavo, and then locks the masterlock on the midget. Chavo gets an odd look on his face, and then SAVES SWOGGLE by giving a right hand to Masters. He walks away with a look of shock over what he just did.
Winners: Chavo Guerrero & “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters (Masters submits Marella-Masterlock ½*)

-Ben Roethlisberger is your guest host next week accompanied by the Steelers offensive line. You know maybe he should focus on getting out of a 1-2 hole, and not hosting Raw. Also good luck drawing the FOOTBALL audience when the Monday Night game is Favre and the Vikings against Green Bay.

-Al Sharpton is joined by Jillian who wants him to be her tour manager like he was for James Brown. She serenades him with “Living in America.” He says he’s working on his education tour, but here comes the Bellas who want him to dance. He says if he can get the dropout rate down he’ll go to Washington and dance. Then he does a little bit of dancing. On the guest host scale Sharpton ranks right above ZZ Top. That’s not a good thing.

3 on 1 Gauntlet Match: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho, The Big Show, & Randy Orton
First Opponent: Chris Jericho
Cena grabs a headlock takeover, and immediately goes for the pin to no avail. Cena drives Jericho into the corner, and the goes for the STF which is pushed off by Jericho. Jericho hits a clothesline, and then drives an elbow to the head before choking out Cean on the second rope. Jericho hits a back elbow, and covers for a two count. Jericho grabs a sleeper, but Cena counters into an Attitude Adjustment attempt. Jericho rolls out of that, and then slingshots Cena throat first into the bottom rope. Jericho charges into the corner, and misses allowing Cena to hit a trio of shoulderblocks. Protoplex from Cena sets up the five knuckle shuffle which connects. Attitude Adjustment attempt is countered by Jericho into the Walls of Jericho. Cena is able to reach the ropes to break the hold, but Jericho refuses to break at the five count getting himself disqualified at 3:23. Jericho refuses to let go well after the bell, as out comes Big Show.
Winner: John Cena (Disqualification-Refusal to Break at 5)

Second Opponent: The Big Show
Show wanders out with Cena laying as Jericho finally lets go of the hold. Show sets up Cena in the corner, and delivers a body blow to the kidneys as we head to break. Back from commercial with Show still in control driving a series of body shots to the lower back of Cena. Show buries a shoulderblock into the lower back, and then grabs a bearhug. Cena is able to break free, but he takes a kneelift from Show who then calls for the chokeslam. Cena counters the chokeslam into a DDT, and then goes for the Attitude Adjustment. Cena gets him up, but Jericho runs in to make the save drawing the DQ at 5:45. Show locks in the Colossal Clutch, as Randy Orton begins his slow walk to the ring. The good thing for Cena is that by the time Orton actually gets to the ring he’ll be fully recovered.
Winner: John Cena (Disqualification-Jerichoference)

Third Opponent: Randy Orton
A beaten Cena calls at Orton to get in the ring as he pulls himself to his feet. Orton stalks Cena and they go eye to eye, but Cena points up and the cell begins to lower. Orton looks ominiously at the cage dropping as Cena takes him down and subdues him from getting away as the cage lowers. Orton nearly escapes Cena, but is about a second late from escaping the cell. Maybe if he would have picked up the pace a little bit on his way to the ring he wouldn’t have this problem. When you give a guy twenty minutes to recover while you walk to the ring these things happen. The door remains open tonight, but Orton is on the other side and Cena stands in the way. Orton goes for the door, but Cena meets him at the door and the fight is on. Orton gets outside, but Cena is quickly out to follow. Orton climbs the cell to get away, but Cena is up after him and now both men end up on top of the cell. This would be the first time I believe anyone has been on top of the newer bigger cell. They trade blows on top of the cell, and Cena delivers the Attitude Adjustment on top of the cell and his music plays which I guess means this thing is over at 4:30. Cena stands tall on top of the cell as we’re out for the evening.
Winner: No Contest (** for the whole thing)

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Results courtesy of ROHwrestling.com:

Estimates of 1200-1500 people at the event. Hot crowd all night with lots of vulgar chants.

1) Colt Cabana over Rhett Titus with the Billy Goat’s Curse. Ryan Clark note: Good match to start off the show. There was lots of comedy here. Loud ‘You Suck D*ck’ chants at Rhett.

2) Dark City Fight Club over Up in Smoke via Double Powerbomb Combo. Ryan Clark note: Not much offense for Up In Smoke. Cheech is so SMALL but so good! Dark City Fight Club was way over with lots of ‘DCFC’ chants.

3) Claudio Castagnoli over Kenny Omega- Claudio comes out with a black glove on and slaps Omega with it. Omega has a grey glove in his trunks and slaps double C with it. During the match claudio does a spinning torture rack and at the end of it uses no hands. Claudio wins by holding the ref low blows Omega and hits him with a upper cut for the win. Ryan Clark note: Castagnoli is amazing. He hit a no handed Airplane Torture Rack which was unreal.

Bret Hart comes out and put over the NYC fans and his history in New York. Ryan Clark note: Bret basically sucked up to the New York crowd. He put over wrestlers who are ‘no longer with us’ including Curt Henning. This was OK but nothing worth noting. Crowd was silent and respected him as he spoke.

It was announced that Ring Of Honor returns to New York on December 19, when they present Final Battle 2009 in the Hammerstein Ballroom. Ryan Clark note: We’ll be there!

4) Four Corner Survival Roderick Strong over Delirious, Sonjay Dutt, Grizzly Redwood via a Super Elevated Gibson Driver pinned Sonjay Dutt. Ryan Clark note: Good match. Grizzly is great comedy!

5) LADDER WAR 2
The American Wolves over Kevin Steen and El Generico Eddie is scheduled for surgery (broken elbow) on Thursday but he fights tonight. Wolves retain as Eddie has Generico in a leg lock on the ladder and Davey get the belts! Steen was taken out by a ladder and table by Davey. Generico did a Sunset Bomb off the ladder through a table also! Ryan Clark note: Lots of big bumps through lots and lots of stuff. Chairshots were kind of weak though. Big spots include a sunset bomb off the top of a HUGE ladder and into a table and Generico’s plancha through an open ladder, plus Steen falling off a ladder into another ladder and a table. Eddie Edwards was way over, likely because the crowd knew he was working a broken elbow.

Intermission.

6) Chris Hero over Eddie Kingston kick off the second half of the show. Hero wins with the Rolling Elbow. Hero uses his own silver and red loaded elbow pad. Hero was busted open during the match in the middle of the forehead. Ryan Clark note: Blah.

7) Austin Aries drew BRET HART out of his lucky hat….but Petey Williams comes out for Aries over Petey for the ROH World Title. Ryan Clark note: Petey tried so hard to be a good face and it didn’t work. That promo was awful. Aries wins by countout after a brainbuster on the outside. Crowd boo’ed at some points during this was. Petey hit a freakin’ Canadian destroyer off the TOP ROPE which was INSANE. Unreal.

Jim Cornette is in the building and is now the Executive Producer of ROH on HDNET. Does promos on WWE and TNA, including this comment: “Sarah Palin will give Barack Obama a lap dance on the steps of the capital before I get behind Vince Russo”. Ryan Clark note: Cornette at one point assured us we will never see Leprechauns beating up grown men or men holding women’s title. Cornette was WAY over. Lots of vulger chants here of ‘F*ck Vince Russo’ and ‘F*uck TNA’. Cornette promised that Aries would defend the title against real competition from now on, Aries promises to get him fired. He says something along the lines of he’ll be the first one to get fired from WWE, TNA, and ROH which got a good heel pop.

8) The Young Bucks over Jay and Mark Briscoe Bucks hit “More bang for ya buck” on Jay. Ryan Clark note: I expected more here but it was still very good.

9) The Final Countdown
Bryan Danielson over Nigel McGuinness-Just starting ring got peppered with streamers more for Bryan then Nigel. Dragon wins with a triangle choke and elbows. Ryan Clark note: Both cut promos afterwards and were way over. No ‘You Sold Out’ chants or anything like that. Nigel put over ROH and owner Cary Silkin, as well as jokingly calling Danielson a “clam digger,” before putting him over as well and crediting Danielson as ROH’s best wrestler. Danielson got on the mic and thanked everybody, but also insisted that the best matches from this year weren’t his. Danielson claimed that The American Wolves, Roderick Strong and Austin Aries (who he deemed his best rival) were all having better matches than him. Danielson thanked Cary Silkin for taking ROH and “pulling it from the rubble.” Danielson thanked Nigel for being the best opponent he has ever fought and thanked Todd Sinclair for being the best referee ever, claiming that the two traveled together everywhere. Danielson even put over the doctor in the back, stating that he loves him too. Danielson also said that ROH is his favorite place to have ever wrestled and as his last request he wants the fans to always support ROH, even after he and Nigel are gone. Danielson says that without ROH he would’ve been another wrestler doing boring rest holds. Some guys in the audience shouted for Danielson to punch Cena in the ear to which he responded “I’ll walk right up to that sonuvabitch and….!” (cocks fist) to THUNDEROUS laughter and applause. This prompted a “He’s Gonna Get His Fuckin’ Head Kicked In,” chant. Danielson’s response this time: “Not if I can’t see him!” (makes gesture) Finally, Danielson requested that Final Countdown be played one last time and thanked everybody again.

Ryan Clark note: Overall, a really good show from top to bottom. Definitely worth the three hour drive down followed by a three hour drive back up north to Albany which got us back here around 5AM after a few drinks in Manhattan! The show went nearly five hours and fans didn’t leave the place until after 12:30AM. I also met up with a TPWW.net reader! If you’re reading bud shoot me an email at Webmaster@ProWrestlingScoops.com. It’s always good to get to know the loyal fans of the site! We’re off to the Times Union Center for Monday Night RAW tomorrow night. Be sure to join us here on the website for live coverage all afternoon and evening tomorrow!!

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*Goldust defeated William Regal by DQ.

*Matt Hardy defeated Kane by DQ.

* Primo Colon defeated Chris Masters

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*WWE introduced the newest member of their broadcast team, Lauren, a really pretty blonde, who sang the national anthem.

*Smackdown opened with CM Punk coming out and cutting a promo. This led to Undertaker coming out with the Druids. They had kept Teddy Long in a coffin and Long announced a Hell in A Cell between Taker and Punk for the PPV. He also announced they would fight later tonight.

*WWE IC champ John Morrison and Finlay defeated Mike Knox and Dolph Ziggler when Morrison pinned Knox with Starship Pain.

*Kane killed Slam Master J with a chokeslam. This was set up by a vignette where J was caught spraypainting Teddy Long’s office.

*Batista beat WWE Unified Tag champ Big Show by DQ when Chris Jericho interfered. Batista said he and Rey Mysterio challenged them for the Tag belts.

*DH Smith pinned JTG (I think – I went to the merchandise stand to get the WCW DVD. $30 and that included an NWO t-shirt!)

*CM Punk defeated Undertaker via countout. Taker chokeslammed him and stared down at him to end the show.

Also, I missed it but was told they had Vince McMahon on the show via a backstage vignette with Punk.

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Credit: PWInsider.com

Dark Match

*Colt Cabana over Puma.

Impact for 10/1

*Mick and Abyss In Ring Promo. Abyss comes out through the Impact opening pyro and demands answers from Mick Foley. Foley comes out with 3 members of TNA Security and basically calls Abyss a sham and a wannabe Mick. Foley hits him with a copy of the Tweet and Tweek picture. Abyss attacks security and then chases Mick up the tunnel.

*Amazing Red wins a Ladder match over Bashir, Kiyoshi, Creed, and Lethal for an X Division Title Shot

*Kevin Nash over Dr. Stevie in a Squash

*Battle of Playboy Bunnies: Christy Hemme wins with rollup over Traci Brooks. Post-match Traci beats down Christy.

*ODB over Awesome Kong after interference by Tara who was on commentary. Post match ODB and Tara go at it and Kong hits them both with Implant Busters.

*Hernandez vs. Kurt ended up a double countout. Post-match beat down on both by World Elite and they took them to the back where the Mafia made the save.

*The Beautiful People come out and blame Angelina for them being mean, claiming now that she is gone they will show everyone all their true colors and apologize and want to start fresh and call out Sarita and Taylor to wish them luck in their rematch at BFG. The champs come out and shake hands then get attacked by the Beautiful People. When the champs gets the upper hand Lacey Von Erich comes out and debuts as a new member of the Beautiful People.

*Matt organ vs. Eric Young went to a No Contest when someone dressed as Abyss hit Morgan with a chair. That person turned out to be Kurt Angle. The M.E.M. runs down and beat down on Eric Young and the World Elite charges the ring and yet another TNA riot breaks out (it never leaves the ring) and security is having a really hard time breaking this one up.

*Team 3D and Bobby Lashley over The British Invasion and Rhyno when Lashley makes Doug Williams tap to what looked like a Dragon Sleeper. Joe jumps Lashley as he goes up the ramp and puts him in a rear naked choke.

*Christopher Daniels over Jethro Holiday after a BME.

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Lita & TNA In Talks – Major Planned Storyline Plans Leaked!!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 21st, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Verizon Arena in Little Rock, Ark.
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Cedric The Entertainer arrives with The Bellas, Smooth, Cool Jimmy Johnson, some dude, a coach, a football player, another football guy, another football guy, some granny, a rabbi performing a circumcision, and a farmer with a goat. Seriously, that just happened.

-Cole Slaw and The King welcome us to the show.

-Live from Little Rock Arkansas.

-DX makes their way to the ring.

-HBK hands the H’s the mic, because the H’s want to know if you are ready, ready to suck it. He discusses the first Hell in a Cell, and that HBK was in it and won that match. HBK asks who won more Cell matches than anyone, and that would be the H’s, five to be exact. HBK asks who has never, ever, never, ever, never, ever, never, ever been in a Cell match and has no clue what it is all about, and that would be Cody and Ted. They have never been there and have no clue what they are about to go through. The last time DX was in the Cell, their opponents were destroyed. Vince, who they actually like, was one of their opponents. I believe he told Big Show how his ass tasted. They promise to end it with Legacy in the Cell.

HHH w/HBK vs. Cody Rhodes w/Theodore DiBiase Jr.

DiBiase distracts HHH, and Rhodes takes control with rights. HHH tosses him to the corner, but more rights by Rhodes. A whip, reversal and boot by Rhodes. Double sledge and boots to HHH. He then chokes out HHH in the corner, and more rights follow. HHH manages to toss Rhodes to the corner post, and again. A third time, and that will hurt in the morning. HHH then locks in the crossface (THAT MOVE NEVER EXISTED) but Rhodes makes the ropes. To the floor to cuddle with Ted, and HHH takes them out with a baseball slide as we head to commercial @ 3:00.

-They beat down HHH, and crossroads by Cody connects. DiBiase locks in the Million Dollar Dream, and the nails dream street on HHH. DiBiase takes the chair, place sit around the neck of HHH and Rhodes goes up top…but HBK is up and has SLEDGY and saves the day!

-No confirmation that the Bellas had relations with the goat.

-Kofi Kingston will defend the US Title against Jack Swagger.

-Later, a contract signing for John Cena and Randy Orton.

-Up next, Cedric live in the arena!

Cedric The Entertainer makes his first live appearance before the crowd. He is a King of Comedy, but not the King of Kings. Cedric and the Bellas come out, who have no real function other than to “entertain” the guest hosts. Cedric is excited to be here. This will apparently off the chain. He says he is a real deal, a real WWE fan, and he loves THE RAW. He makes fun of Big Shows car, and then says he notices that there are a lot of next generation stars, like the son of Cowboy Bob Thorton, he means Orton. They have the sons of Dusty Rhodes and Ted DiBiase. The illegitimate son of Andre the Giant and King Kong Bundy in Big Show. The son of the Kool Aid man, Mark Henry. The son of a jackass, the Miz.

He promises a good time, and SANTINO comes out. He cannot believe he is there with a King of Comedy FREDERICK the Entertainer! He calls him Fred, and pimps his new DVD, and Santino says he will be a stand up comedy man. Frederick says he can set it up, and Santino will do some comedy. The Milan Miracle, Santino Marella! Santino says he is about to kill, he just got into town. He jokes about super sizing, and it bombs. Frederick says Beyonce had the best video of all time! He then says Santino should stick to wrestling.

Chavo now comes out to meet Frederick. He says that Chavo is funny, because a leprechaun beats him up week in and out. Santino says that he gave up, and Frederick is not down with that. Chavo says this celebrity hosts are pathetic, but the Bob Barker beat down is brought up. Chavo says he is here to challenge Frederick to a match. But he brings up his new movie, pimps the website for it, and Chavo doesn’t dig this. He wants a match with him. Santino says Fredrick accepts to face the leprechaun loser.

-We see Miz stealing the US Title last week.

-Josh Matthews is with The Miz. Miz has the US Title, and says that he didn’t steal the title, he took what will be his. He is a champion and unpredictable. He is the reason we watch Raw. He US Champion should be from the USA. He was born in Cleveland, and didn’t arrive on a raft listening to Bob Marley. Kofi beats his ass and takes the title back.

-Later, a contract signing for John Cena and Randy Orton.

Evan Bourne vs. The Miz

Lock up, to the corner and Miz backs off. Lock up again, to the ropes and then the corner. Bourne gets slammed to the corner and lefts by Miz. The ref backs him off, kicks by Bourne, but Miz crotches him on the top rope. Running kick by Miz, and a cover for 2. Camel clutch by Miz, thusly humbling Bourne. Changes to a double chicken wing, Bourne escapes and lays the kicks to Miz, but Miz just beats him down once again. To the corner, and then Bourne rolls up Miz for 2. Neck breaker into the knee by Miz gets 2. Miz chokes him over the middle rope, backs off and then lays the boots to him. Suplex by Miz, and another cover for 2. Miz back to the seated double chicken wing, slams Bourne to the mat and lays the boots to him again. To the apron and Miz beats him down, and then gets the knee lift. Back into the ring and Miz covers for 2. Back to the double chicken wing lock, Bourne fights to his feet. To the corner and breaks it, kicks to Miz, to the corner and a reversal and the corner clothesline by Miz. Miz up top now, Bourne crotches him. RANA by Bourne! He goes up top, SSP misses, lands on his feet, but the Miz lands the skull crushing finale for the win.

Winner: The Miz @ 6:00 via pin

-Ted and Cody talk backstage. Orton is there, and says that they are close to ending DX, and they should take the night off. He doesn’t need them for the contract signing. The contract signing is next.

Jerry Lawler hosts the contract signing. The ring is all set up with the chairs and table, which someone is likely to go through. Randy Orton makes his way out first. He takes a seat, and Cena is then introduced. Cena is out in his John Deer style gear, raises the title high and then has a seat. Lawler says that contract signings do not go well, and there is a no physicality clause in effect. Trish made the match last week, and Orton has to either accept, or, he can give up his chance at an automatic rematch. Orton signs and says for Lawler to leave the ring. Orton says that Cena may think that he is at his weakest, but he is wrong. He is more dangerous than he has ever been, and is willing to do whatever it takes to get the title back. Orton says he has been in a HIAC match, and he knows what to expect, and knows what it takes to win. Also, Cena will never be the same again. Cena says he wasn’t listening, and shows Orton quitting at Breaking Point on a loop. Good times, good stuff. Orton says Cena is turning it into a joke, but Cena says that he knew that Orton would do what he is doing now, and make faces while promising to end Cena’s career. Cena says Orton has punished him more than anyone else ever has. Orton actually tortured him at Breaking Point, but he will not be afraid just because of what Orton says. Cena then goes to hand over the title, and laughs at Orton. The funniest part is this, he signs the contract, and says it is official. The match will happen, and for some reason at HIAC, if Orton does not win, he gets no more rematches, no more titles, NOTHING! And the once mighty leader of Legacy will be just a dude in his underwear, who hangs out with two other dudes in their underwear. That’s the funny part. Then we get serious. You see, for all the punishment he has been through, all the schemes, Cena has looked into his eyes, and he knows what Orton is capably of. But Orton has NO IDEA what Cena is capable of. Cena won’t give his best and fight the good fight. When they lock the door, he will DESTROY Randy Orton. Orton says he would love to RKO Cena through the table right now, legally he can’t. What is so great about Cena is his arrogance. HIAC may be in two weeks, but he found some people that will put him through hell right now.

JERI-SHOW make their way to the ring! Orton bails, and Cena prepares for battle. Cena is cornered, and Show tosses out the table. They then beat down Cena. Should have ran dude WAIT! Mark Henry and MVP hit the ring and save the day! Cedric appears on the big screen and says that they made his job easy, tonight, a 6-man tag team match will happen.

-Alicia Fox is at ringside to watch the next match.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Mickie James © vs. Beth Phoenix

They circle, lock up and Beth tosses her to the mat. Slingshot suplex countered by Mickie, gets a neck breaker and basement dropkick and Beth to the floor. Mickie up top, THESZ PRESS to the floor onto Beth! Mickie goes after Alicia, which allows Beth to slam her to the post. Back in the ring, IMPLANT BUSTER finishes it. So many jokes to be made there.

Winner: Beth Phoenix @ 1:00 via pin

-Alicia grabs the title and comes into the ring. She then gets the big ax kick to Mickie and celebrates with the title before dropping it onto Mickie.

US TITLE MATCH: Kofi Kingston © vs. Jack Swagger

Swagger attacks at the bell, and locks in a top wristlock. Kofi to his feet, counters out, back elbow to Swagger. Off the ropes and leaps into the arms of Swagger. Kofi escapes, but eats a big boot. Mis is out, steals the US Title once again, and runs away. Swagger now lays chase, and clotheslines him in the back of the head. Swagger takes the title, and HE leaves with it. Count out.

Winner: Kofi Kingston @ 1:30 via count out

-Cedric The Entertainer w/Santino vs. Chavo Guerrero is next.

Cedric The Entertainer w/The Bellas vs. Chavo Guerrero Santino Marella, Special Guest Referee

Cedric comes out with a cape, crown shirt and Jerry Lawler looking trunks. Cedric then puts on a lucha mask, and here we go. Chavo rolls around, they kind of lock up and Chavo mocks him and takes his hat. He then steps on it. Cedric is pissed, and Chavo slaps him. Cedric to the floor, and under the ring. Chavo thinks better of following, goes to the other side and to the floor. He waits on him, and then a LARGER man appears, dressed like Cedric. Chavo hugs the man, and wants to shake, and then slaps him. He chases Chavo, who falls and begs off. Super Cedric press slams Chavo back into the ring. Chavo yells that the man is not Cedric. Clothesline to Chavo. A huge backdrop follows, and Santino is amazed at “Cedric”. Super Cedric rolls to the floor, and regular Hornswoggle dressed as Cedric is in, tadpole splash, and back under the ring. Real Cedric is back out, and covers for the win.

Winner: Cedric The Entertainer @ 4:00 via pin

-Hornswoggle joins him in the ring, as does the other masked man. They dance.

-Cedric tells Kely Kelly how he beat Chavo, and Chris Jericho appears and says that they have to talk. Cedric tells him to get a mint, and starts to talk to Kelly again. Big Show then says that they have to talk, and Cedric agrees.

-Jerry Lawler now has the mic and says that tonight is Lilian Garcia’s final night with the WWE. He thanks her for her 10-years of service Lilian says thank you, and says that she never knew what adventure this would be. She has traveled the world, met great people, and sing the national anthem each week. She also loved performing for the military. It has been a privilege to work for WWE for such amazing people. She puts over the WWE Superstars, and says it has been an honor to announce such great matches, and says the biggest honor has been to entertain the people. She will miss us all, but her heart will always be in the ring. She loves us and thanks us.

-Randy Orton, Chris Jericho and The Big Show are in the ring. Jericho has the mic and says that he wants to remind Randy that they hate Cena as much as he does. He talked to Cedric, and the ante has been upped. If they lose, then next week, Orton has to face Cena, MVP and Henry in a gauntlet match. Show says if they win, then Cena has to face Orton, Jericho and Show.

Cena’s music hits. Lots of double teaming on Cena early. He finally makes the tag and MVP has some fire offense. They eventually gang up on MVP and now he is taking a beating, with a lot of double-teaming. Big clusterfuck ending that sees Orton finally hit the RKO on Mark Henry for the pinfall victory. That means John Cena must run the gauntlet next week on RAW from Albany, NY.

Winners: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho & Big Show

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TNA Impact spoilers taped on 9/21/09

Xplosion Match
Kiyoshi vs. Amazing Red
Red wins after a running shooting star press when Kiyoshi misses a top rope moonsault.

Impact:
Show of course opens with the M.E.M. Already in the ring. Kurt says most of the Mafia retained their dominance, but claims he didn’t lose the title to AJ, he was screwed by Matt Morgan who “turned on him” during the match. Kurt announces himself vs. Morgan at BFG. Out comes World Elite arguing that THEY are the most dominant force noting that Eric saved Kurt from Hernandez and tonight Kurt will return the favor and help EY take Hernandez out. Booker takes the mic tearing down W.E., Angle stops Booker and says he is a man of Integrity and will team with Eric Young tonight.

Suicide vs. Pope (Street Fight)
Pope attacks Suicide during his entrance. Few funny spots with of all things, a tambourine. Crown was totally into this one chanting out weapons for both men to use.
Suicide wins after a DOA on a trash can.
(Just a side note, Pope is WAY over in the Impact Zone)

Rhino vs. Brother Devon
Devon attacks Rhino during his entrance. Match ends in a no contest. They both are busted open and brawl til security comes out and tries to separate the 2. Brother Ray comes in and orders to security to leave the ring. Ray screams at the two saying they should be fighting together. They stand in the middle of the ring and Ray raises both their hands and while Devon isn’t looking Rhino gores Brother Ray.

Backstage Segment with Mick and JB talking about finding the person who ruined the Tweet and Tweak Picture in Mick’s office. Someone is selling their trading card for $300, they think this person is their perp

Coming out is the NEW TNA Champion AJ Styles. Saying after 7 LONG years he is champion. The whole Impact Zone chants, “You deserve It.” He dedicates the title to the Fans and Sting as well. AJ asks Sting to join him in the ring. Sting told its not about him its about him its about AJ. AJ recognizes Sting not pinning Kurt and going after Morgan so AJ can get the win. Sting gave AJ nothing and he earned the title. They go back and forth and AJ says he is going to do something for Sting so he gives Sting an opportunity to wrestle him for the World Title at Bound for Glory. They shake hands and its on.

Knockout Tag Titles: champions Sarita and Taylor Wilde vs. ODB and Tara
Great back and forth match. Kong comes out and fights Tara to the back. Champs win with the spring board dropkick/german suplex combo. Tara comes out and tries to explain to ODB what happened and they get in each others faces and Tara knocks the flask out of ODB’s hand.

Backstage JB and Mick interrogate Lethal Consequences about the picture. They don’t think it was them but accuse Alex Shelley.

X Division Title
Daniels vs. Homicide vs. Joe
Lots of working together between Joe and Homicide before they turned on each other. Finish was Homicide tapping out to the rear naked choke. Funny note: Homicide went to get a chair out of the crowd and the person he got the chair from was none other than Vince Russo…oops, that probably won’t make the air!

Eric Young (w/ Bashir and Kiyoshi on commentary) and Kurt Angle vs. Hernandez and Matt Morgan
Morgan and Hernandez win after Angle pulls Young in front of a bicycle kick.
Post match Bashir and Kiyoshi confront Angle and Angle lays them out. British Invasion comes down and stares Kurt down and then Booker and Steiner come out and stand at the top of the ramp. Kurt walks right past British Invasion to Steiner and Booker and the 3 leave together.

Backstage, Foley and JB with the Guns. Sabin says the duo would never make CSI because they were at ringside doing commentary when the picture was destroyed. The Guns point out the surveillance camera in Mick’s office and they will review that.

Jethro Holiday vs. Bobby Lashley
Lashley wins by submission and the 2 shake hands after the match.

Main Event Tag Title Match
Steiner and Booker vs. Foley and Abyss
Foley comes out with the surveillance tape and puts it with Taz and Mike Tenay. Foley double arm DDTs Abyss and then tags him in so Booker and Steiner get the win and retain. Foley gets a mic, Abyss destroyed the picture and Foley attacks Abyss and breaks it over his head. He blames him for stealing his bat, costing him the Legends Title, and destroying his most prized possession. JB comes out and tells Foley he’s learned his lesson. Foley goes to leave with JB but grabs his barbed wire bat instead and goes back in the ring to destroy Abyss to close the show.

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Lita & TNA In Talks – Major Planned Storyline Plans Leaked!!

Event: TNA No Surrender Pay-Per-View
Airdate: Sunday, September 20th, 2009 (Pay-Per-View)
Location: Universal Studios Soundstage 21 in Orlando, FL
Results by TNAWrestlingNews.com

TNA No Surrender Opener:

We get a video highlighting all of the feuds going into tonights PPV to start things off.

TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship Match
Taylor Wilde and Sarita vs. Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne

Mike Tenay and Taz reference TNA and Angelina Love parting ways, to explain why Rayne is tagging with Sky once again. All four women are shown the tag team belts, and for some reason Earl Hebner makes his way to the ring to confront Slick Johnson. Henber sends Johnson to the back and it looks like Hebner will be refereeing this match.

Sarita and Wlde get the jump on the beautiful people and they’re able to keep their advantage, using some pretty impressive double team work. Rayne tags in and quickly falls victim to a drop toe hold from Wilde. Sarita tags in, but Rayne grabs her hair and sends her down to the mat. Rayne kicks away at Sarita in the corner and tags in Sky. The Beautiful People tie up Sarita’s arms and slam her to the mat.

Sky chokes Sarita with her boot and goes for the pin, but she can only get a two count. Rayne tags in and hits a quick neckbreaker, trying for an unsuccessful pin of her own. Sky tags in and Sarita gets a second win, hitting a big momentm changing DDT. Sarita tags out to Wilde who comes in and cleans house on the Beautiful People, hitting a big backbreaker on Rayne.

Wilde and Sarita hit a big double team finisher, Sarita hits a springboard dropkick right into a German suplex from Wilde. Wilde bridges into a pin and gets the three.

Winners and NEW Knockouts Tag Team Champions: Taylor Wilde and Sarita

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Taylor Wilde and Sarita. Wilde says she knew it, ever since she stepped into the Impact Zone with Sarita. Sarita says they plan on having the belts for a long time.

Backstage:

Jeremy Borash is backstage with the World Elite. Apparently EY has been telling people there’s a chance that Hernandez will be joining the WE, and how he thinks that’s still possible. EY says that he cares about Hernandez because he’s their brother. EY says he isn’t even dressed to wrestle, and he will not touch him, and he’ll take his best shot to prove that he’s sincere. EY says Hernandez will come home to the WE.

Grudge Match
Eric Young vs. Hernandez Update

Eric Young is out first in a suit, followed by Hernandez who comes out with his Feast of Fired case in hand. Hernandez attacks Eric Young right off the bat, sending him over the ropes to the outside with a massive shoulder block. EY is still not fighting back. Back in the ring, Hernandez hits a big border toss and covers EY for the three count.

Winner: Hernandez

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Matt Morgan, he reminds him that Angle said tonight it will be every man for himself. Morgan says no more tricks, no more head games, just pure violence. Morgan says tonight is about him and Angle. Morgan says tonight is what the world’s been waiting for. He says he can feel the burn in his hand from the torch he’s going to rip out of Angle’s hand.

TNA X Division Championship Match
Samoa Joe (c) vs. Daniels

Both men lock up and Daniels uses his speed to try and get the advantage over Joe, but ever a couple of dropkicks is unable to bring Joe to his knees. Joe takes Daniels down with a big shoulder block, and he sets Daniels up in the corner where he immediately beats him down with lefts and rights. Joe sets Daniels up on the top rope, but Daniels fights back and takes Joe down with a big hurricarana that sends Joe to the floor. Daniels is quick to follow out with a big dive through the ropes.

Back in the ring Daniels tries to make the most of his advantage with a neckbreaker. Daniels takes Joe to the corner and tries for another high risk move, but Joe catches Daniels and sends him straight down to the mat. Joe kicks Daniels square in the chest and drops a big knee before going for a cover, but Daniels is able to kick out at two. Joe locks in a nerve hold and the crowd is trying to get behind Daniels.

Daniels finally fights out of the submission, but he falls victim to another shoulder block, and Joe is right back to the nerve hold. Daniels fights out of the submission again, but the time gets hit with a big powerslam. Joe goes for a cover, but he can only get two.

Joe wails away on Daniels with some big chops, but Daniels fights back with a jawbreaker and a quick enzugiri. Daniels and Joe fight in the middle of the ring, with Daniels getting the advantage with a jumping leg lariat. Daniels hits a big bulldog and goes up to the top rope. Daniels hits a big guillotine leg drop and Joe rolls to the outside, where Daniels follows with a split leg moonsault.

Daniels has a hard time getting Joe back into the ring and Joe uses that to his advantage, sending Daniels into the ringpost, and then the steel steps. Joe puts Daniels on the ring apron and when Daniels stands up, Joe hits him with a clothesline to the back of the knee. Back in the ring, Daniels tries to fight back against Joe, but Joe uses an innovative knee buster to put Daniels back on the mat.

Joe locks in an ankle bar that causes Daniels to scream, but he’s able to make it to the ropes and force Joe to break the hold. Joe picks Daniels up and hits a big powerbomb, which he rolls over into the STF. Joe abandons the STF and locks in a single leg Boston crab, but Daniels in able to get into the ropes again and force a break.

Daniels is able to fight back with a neckbreaker and both men are down on the mat. Daniels is first to his feet and both men square off in the middle of the ring, with Daniels getting the upperhand with a flurry of offense. Daniels trips Joe and goes up top for a top rope clothesline which he quickly follows up with a pin but Joe kicks out at two. Daniels hits a lungblower, but again it’s only good for a near fall. Daniels tries for a suplex but Joe fights out and hits a big half nelson suplex which is only good for a near fall.

Daniels fights back with an STO and he tries for the BME but Joe moves out of the way. Daniels lands on his feet but Joe hits a kick to the head. Joe tries for the muscle buster but Daniels fights out. It’s just a crazy series of reversals, that culminates in Joe locking in the rear naked clutch. Joe wraps his legs around Daniels’ body and forces him to tap out.

Winner and STILL TNA X Division Champion: Samoa Joe

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Mick Foley. He says Foley looks a little distraught. Foley says he walked into his office last week and someone destroyed the caricature of he and JB. Foley says you can’t just duplicate something like that. Foley says he will find the perpetrator and he will take action after he does guest commentary for the Nash/Abyss match.

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Dinero who talks about why the match is going to take place tonight. Dinero talks a bunch of nonsense, that prompts Lauren to ask him what he’s talking about. Dinero drinks some 6 hour Power drink and Suicide attacks him from behind and I guess this match is on.

Falls Count Anywhere
D’Angelo Dinero vs. Suicide

Suicide and Dinero brawl out in the back and Dinero throws Suicide into a wall before climbing some boxes backstage and hitting a big elbow drop.

Suicide fights back and locks in a small package but Dinero is able to kick out at two. This really isn’t anything more that just a fight. Dinero sits Suicide down in a chair and he beats on him. Dinero charges Suicide but he gets backdropped into a trash dumpster where Suicide gets a near fall. Dinero gets into a golf cart and he tries to run over Suicide, but Suicide dodges is and pulls Pope out, continuing the brawl all around the backstage area.

The two men finally make their way into the Impact Zone where Dinero is able to get the jump on Suicide. Dinero lays Suicide’s head on the ring bell and hits it with the hammer. Things finally move into the ring where Suicide hits a springboard missile dropkick that scores him a near fall. Pope rolls to the outside where he’s caught with a springboard crossbody.

Suicide goes for a table, but Dinero is able to stop him with a dropkick through the ropes. Dinero sets up the table next to the ramp and he hits a big suplex on the ramp. Dinero tries for a cover, but Suicide kicks out at two. Dinero tries to suplex Suicide off the ramp onto the table, but Suicide fights out and takes Dinero down with a clothesline. Suicide tries for his finisher, but Dinero fights out. Dinero almost knocks Suicide off the ramp, but instead he catches Dinero with a big dropkick.

Suicide goes backstage and brings out another table which he sets up on the entrance ramp. Suicide hits a Finlay roll on the entrance ramp after going for it once and failing. Suicide puts Dinero on the table and Suicide looks to the top of the entrance tube that the wrestlers come out of. Suicide goes to the top of the entrance tube and he comes off with a big leg drop but Dinero moves out of the way. Dinero covers Suicide and the ref counts to three.

Winner: D’Angelo Dinero

TNA Women’s Knockout Championship
ODB vs. Cody Deaner

Tenay and Taz have some technical difficulties, and they aren’t too professional in handling them (Tenay talks back to his producer). Apparently they’re dropping the tale of the tape and just going straight into the match. Deaner is out first to not much fanfare, but ODB gets a ton of support from the crowd when she comes out.

ODB rubs Deaner’s t-shirt and hat in her crotch before hitting him with a couple of chops. Deaner tries for one of his own, but ODB ducks it and hits a couple more chops. ODB chops Deaner until he begs her to stop, Deaner goes for a low blow, but it doesn’t affect ODB who comes back with another chop. Deaner bails to the outside but ODB follows with a cross body from the top rope.

Deaner tries to run up the entrance ramp but ODB brings him back to the ring, where she slams his head on the apron and sends him back in the ring. ODB goes for the dirty dozen, but Deaner grabs her leg and sweeps her off of the top turnbuckle. Deaner teases hitting ODB, but he pushes her to the mat instead.

Deaner chokes ODB on the middle rope and he hits a delayed body slam. Cody grabs ODB’s flask and takes a drink before climbing to the second rope, but when he jumps off, ODB gets a ‘crotch claw’ and sends Deaner across the ring. ODB connects with the dirty dozen and hits a Thesz press from the top rope; she goes for the pin but Deaner kicks out at two. Deaner goes for a quick pin with his legs on the ropes but the ref catches it. The ref and Deaner get into an argument with the ref shoving Deaner and it causes a near fall.

ODB goes for a sunset flip but Deaner gets to the ropes, instead of breaking it the ref kicks Deaners arms and causes another near fall. ODB gets Deaner on her shoulders but Deaner fights out and hits ODB with a big punch to the face. Deaner goes for the cover but ODB kicks out at two. Deaner goes to the top rope and dives off but ODB moves out of the way. ODB hits a big TKO and covers Deaner for the three count.

Winner and NEW TNA Knockout Champion: ODB

After the match, Lauren intervies ODB on the ramp. She says she may not like the women in the back, but she’s proud to honor the title, so let the party begin.

Backstage:

Kurt Angle is backstage with JB. Angle is talking about Morgan saying he’s big, bad and brainless. Angle says if height and body mass were the measure of a champion, Morgan would be the champion. Angle says that he guarantees tonight will not have a happy ending because it’s going to be real, damn real.

The Legends Championship vs. $50,000 Bounty
Kevin Nash (c) vs. Abyss

Mick Foley is first out as he goes to the announce table with his barbed wire wrapped bat. Abyss is out second to a decent pop from the crowd, Tenay references Abyss wearing flannel to the ring. Kevin Nash is out last to the ring where he checks out the money in the duffel bag before handing over his title to the referee.

Nash starts things off burying his knee in Abyss’ midsection and following up with a couple of elbows and forearms. Abyss ducks a lariat and fights back with a couple of strikes of his own, but he quickly falls victim to a big forearm that sends him to the mat. Nash pounds on Abyss in the corner and chokes him with his boot before continuing to bury his knee in Abyss’ midsection.

Abyss is able to fight back with a big splash on Nash, but a second attempt doesn’t go as well and Abyss ends up being clotheslined out to the floor. On the floor, Nash slams Abyss’ head into the steel steps and goes for a chair. Nash swings the chair, but Abyss moves and Nash connects with the ring post. Abyss uses the distraction to his advantage sending Nash into the barricade and hitting a head butt. Abyss rolls Nash back into the ring, and Dr. Stevie makes his way out to the ramp and sets up a chair. Nash uses this distraction to hit a big boot to change the momentum.

Nash continues to work over Abyss with a couple of big back elbows in the corner. Nash tries to set up for a chokeslam but Abyss fights out and hits a flying forearm to knock Nash to the mat. Abyss hits a big splash in the corner and follows it up with a sideslam; he gains a near fall that brings Stevie to the ring. Daffney is in the ring with a tazer, but she’s caught with a black hole slam instead. Abyss grabs the tazer and teases tazing Daffney, but Stevie comes in and takes the tazer.

Richards runs away and that allows Nash to whack Abyss in the back of the head with a chair, but when Nash goes for the pin Abyss kicks out. Nash tries for a jack knife powerbomb, but Abyss fights out and hits a chokeslam that’s only good for a two count. Abyss calls out to Foley to bring him the barbed wire bat and Foley tries to bring it to Abyss. While Abyss reaches for the bat, Nash tazes Abyss in the groin and Abyss falls to the mat. Nash covers Abyss and gets the three count.

Winner and STILL Legends Champion: Kevin Nash

After the match, Stevies grabs the cash out of Nash’s hands and Nash replies with a jack knife powerbomb. Nash walks out with the Legends Championship and the $50,000.

Backstage:

JB is backstage with Scott Stiener and Booker T, he asks them about their relationship with the British Invasion. Stiener says that they don’t like any foreigners and that the BI better just stay out of their way. Booker says that they’re the best in the business and they want to lock them in a cage with weapons. Booker and Steiner both yell ‘Can you dig it’ in Borash’s face before they leave.

TNA Lethal Lockdown
Beer Money, Inc. vs. Team 3D vs. Scott Steiner & Booker T vs. The British Invasion

Entrant Number One in the Match is Doug Williams who makes his way to the ring wearing the IWGP Championship around his neck.

James Storm is the first participant for his team, and Williams makes his way to the ramp and the fight is on. Storm spits beer in Williams’ face and hip tosses him on the ramp before throwing him into the barricade and hitting his face on the steel stairs. On the way into the ring, Williams is able to watch Storm off guard with a knee to the sternum. Both men try to send each other into the cage, but neither is able to.

Storm goes to the top turnbuckle and hits a modified DDT on Williams. Storm tries for a cover, but covers don’t count right now. Williams fights back against Storm hitting him with a European uppercut and choking Storm with his t-shirt. Storm fights back against Williams and catches him with a back body drop. Storm hits the eye of the Storm and grabs the t-shirt choking Williams.

Williams fights out with a low blow and tries for a suplex, but Storm won’t budge and he hits a clothesline instead. Williams tries to send Storm into the cage but Storm blocks so he hits a European uppercut instead. Storm begins to fight back at the ten second mark and he sends Williams into the cage and chokes him with his boot.

The next participant is Brutus Magnus.

Storm kicks the cage into Magnus’ face, but the BI counter. Williams whips Storm into the door and Magnus slams the door into his face. Williams and Magnus double team Storm, posing in the ring and catching big time heat from the crowd. BI send Storm into the cage and Storm is cut open.

The next participant is Robert Roode.

Roode runs down to the ring and leans house on the British Invasion. Roode backdrops Williams and hits Magnus with a spinebuster to turn the tide of the match. BMI hit a double team catapault DDT. BMI double team Magnus and get their chance to pose in the middle of the ring. BMI go for a double suplex on Williams, but Magnus breaks things up. BMI change things up and hit an atomic drop back stabber combo.

The next participant is Scott Steiner.

Steiner runs to the ring and the tide turns once again as he comes in and hits a big suplex on Storm. Stiener charges Roode into the corner where he gets caught with a boot. Roode goes to the top turnbuckle, but Stiener catches him with a Frakensteiner. Stiener and BI use Storm and Rood as battering rams sending them both face first into the cage walls.

The next participant is Brother D-Von.

D-Von comes into the ring and it’s his turn to clean house. He takes down Stiener with a shoulder block and uses a modified Thesz press to take out Magnus. D-Von chokes Steiner with his boot and this match has just become a whole lot harder to cover. D-Von and BMI continue to dominate, as D-Von and Roode take out Steiner with a double clothesline.

The next participant is Booker T.

Booker T is slow to make his way to the ring, instead he decides to pose at the top of the ring. Booker T makes his way into the ring and takes down Roode first, and D-Von second, since it’s his turn to change the momentum. Booker hits Storm with a big kick while Stiener squeezes Roodes head in the cage door.

The last participant is Brother Ray.

Ray is attacked by Big Rob from the BI who knocks Bubba into the crowd and attacks him with a chair.

Big Rob forces the technician to lower the top of the cage with the weapons and the BI and MEM continue to dominate D-Von and BMI. Brother Ray is still down on the floor and the heels go to the top of the cage to grab some weapons.

Brother Ray finally makes his way back to his feet and hits Big Rob with a chair, Ray makes his way into the ring and takes out all of the heels with chair shots, since it’s his turn and all. Bubba hits the heels with another round of chair shots before putting a trash can in between Booker’s legs and slamming it with a crutch. Magnus climbs out to the top of the cage and Storm follows him out where they fight. Magnus sends Storm to the side of the cage and Storm is barely hanging on. Roode is on the top of the cage and he saves his partner by hitting Magnus with a crutch. BMI hit Magnus with a big double team suplex on top of the cage.

In the ring, Stiener falls victim to a 3D, but Booker hits Bubba with a trash can lid and follows it up with a Book end. Booker tries to hit Roode with a trash can, but he accidentally hits Williams. Storm sets Booker up for a blockbuster from Roode. BMI hit a DWI on Williams and Storm gets the pin, securing the win for his team.

Winners: Team 3D and Beer Money Inc.

Backstage:

Lauren is backstage with Rhino, she asks him if he has any comments about his match with Lashley tonight. Rhino says he doesn’t care about MMA because real men lace up wrestling boots. He says when you look out there you don’t see an octagon, you see a TNA wrestling ring. Rhino says Lashley is in his house and he won’t have gloves or kick pads. He says people call him the war machine because he’s an animal and he won’t quit; also because he doesn’t feel any pain and because tonight he’s going to rip Lashley in half with a gore.

Bobby Lashley vs. Rhino

Rhino tries to get the jump on Lashley at the bell, but Lashley blocks and unleashes a flurry of strikes on Rhino. Lashley hits a big snap suplex and he tries for a splash in the corner but Rhino gets his elbow up. Lashley hits a shoulder block that sends Rhino to the floor. Lashley follows and he slams Rhino’s head on the ring apron. Rhino sends Lashley into the steel guard rail.

Rhino sends Lashley back into the ring where Lashley starts to fight back, but he gets caught with a spinebuster. Rhino pounds on Lashley in the corner and he chokes Lashley to draw a bit of heat from the crowd.

Rhino chokes Lashley with his boot and hits a knee drop. Rhino locks in a rear chin lock in the middle of the ring and the crowd tries to get behind Lashley. Lashley fights out of the submission, but he gets cut off by a clothesline from Rhino.

Rhino goes back to the rear chin lock as he tries to wear Lashley down. Lashley fights out again and this time he catches Rhino with a back elbow and both men are down.

Rhino tries to charge Lashley in the corner but Lashley moves and hits a hip toss. Lashley charges Rhino in the corner and buries his shoulder in Rhino’s midsection with some big shoulder blocks. Lashley picks Rhino up and takes him down with a modified gut buster and Rhino is busted open. Lashley goes for the gore but Rhino moves the ref in the way. Rhino hits the gore and another ref is in but Lashley kicks out. Rhino goes for another gore, but Lashley catches him with a knockout punch. Lashley pins Rhino and gets three count.

Winner: Bobby Lashley

Backstage:

JB is backstage with AJ Styles and Sting. He asks Styles where his mind is at. AJ says he only has one thing on his mind, winning. AJ says Sting woke him up from the funk that he way in. AJ says he’s going to go out and prove that he’s the best in the world at what he does. Both he and Sting only have one goes, to walk out of the building TNA Champion. Sting says he hopes tonight will be, for one of them, the first day of the rest of their lives.

TNA Championship Match
Kurt Angle (c) vs. Sting vs. AJ Styles vs. Matt Morgan

Knowing TNA, it’s going to be a good long while before this match starts, as they like to do long, long, excruciatingly long build ups to their title matches.

Because individual video packages, and a video package about the match and the four men involved, we also get nice, very professional ring introductions from Jeremy Borash, who is determined to make sure this match does not start before 10:30. BORING!

Before Borash announces Angle’s name, Hernandez’s music hits and he says he didn’t come all the way here to wrestle for five minutes, so he’s cashing in his Feast of Fired case. Hernandez is in this match! 10:32.

Angle slaps Hernandez in the face, so Big Mex responds by shoulder blocking Angle across the ring, and the just throwing him to the other side. Hernandez hits a big, big delayed suplex and everyone else just stands by watching. Hernandez hold Angle up for over 30 seconds before finally dropping him down.

Hernandez sends Angle to the outside and follows and Sting and AJ team up on Morgan in the ring. Morgan fights back against Sting and AJ and TNA goes to their horrible split screen that makes things 20 times harder to cover.

Hernandez and Angle fight out the the entrance ramp where Hernandez almost hits a border toss before Eric Young makes his way out, hits Hernandez with a pipe to the knee and follows it up with a piledriver on the ramp.

Sting and Angle beat on Morgan in the ring and they hit a double suplex on Morgan. Sting and AJ square off in the ring while people check on Hernandez on the ramp. In the ring, AJ hits Sting with a beautiful dropkick. AJ jumps off the apron on top of Angle.

Angle and Morgan decide to team up against Sting and AJ. Sting and Morgan fight on the outside while AJ and Angle fight in the ring. Angle goes for a piledriver but AJ counters, but Angle counters that with an ankle lock, but AJ is able to fight out and send Angle to the floor where he sends him to his back with a headscissors. Morgan and Sting make their way into the ring where Morgan knocks Sting around in the corner with some nasty elbows before just dropping Sting to the mat.

Angle and Morgan gang up on Sting, taking turns pounding on him. AJ tries to make his way back into the ring but he’s cut off by Angle. AJ makes his way back into the ring with a springboard clothesline to Angle and AJ starts to work over Morgan. Morgan catches AJ though and hits him with a big fall away slam. Morgan stands up just in time to catch a couple of kicks to the knee from Sting, who then sends Angle to the outside with a clothesline over the top rope.

AJ starts to work over Morgan in the corner but he turns right around into a big suplex from Angle. Angle sends Sting to the outside and he and Morgan continue to double team AJ. Morgan and Angle take turns trying to top each other, seeing who can harm Styles more, but AJ is able to sidestep Angle, causing him to run shoulder first into the ring post, Morgan is left the last man standing in the ring though when he takes AJ down.

Morgan gets a near fall on Styles, but Styles is able to connect on a Pele out of nowhere that sends Morgan to the floor. Styles gets caught by a German suplex from Angle, but Angle immediately gets caught by a missile dropkick from Sting. Sting fights off both Angle and Morgan, hitting both with body slams before hitting them with Stinger splashes in the corner.

Angle goes for the Angle slam, but Styles counters into the Styles clash. AJ goes for the pin, but Morgan is able to break it up before three. AJ and Morgan fight in the ring, AJ goes to the second rope and jumps off but Morgan catches him with a big boot. Morgan connects with the hellavator on AJ and goes for the pin but Sting breaks it up.

Sting connects with a scorpion death drop on Morgan but when he goes for a pin it’s broken up by Angle. Sting goes for the scorpion death lock on Angle but Angle counters with the ankle lock. Morgan breaks up the submission with the carbon footprint to apron. Morgan charges Sting but Sting sends Morgan to the floor with a low bridge. Sting goes to the floor to go for Morgan, AJ hits a springboard 450 splash, pins Angle and gets the three count!

Winner and NEW TNA World Champion: AJ Styles

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Event: UFC 103 Pay-Per-View
Airdate: Saturday, September 19th, 2009 (Pay-Per-View)
Location: The American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas
Results by MMAScoops.com

Rafael dos Anjos vs. Robert Emerson
Round 1
Dos Anjos, from a southpaw stance, lands a nice leg kick to open the fight. He shoots but Emerson defends well and gets back to the center to the cage. Emerson fighting more of a counter-striking style while dos Anjos is initiating more of the action. Dos Anjos lands a nice left hook to the jaw of Emerson but he shakes it off. Emerson defends another shot by pushing dos Anjos head down and retreating from danger. Dos Anjos is in on a single but Emerson grabs a whizzer trying to stave off the attempt but this time dos Anjos gets it. With only a few seconds left in the round, dos Anjos grounds and pounds to the bell.

Round 2
Dos Anjos decisioned Emerson.Dos Anjos kicking to the legs of Emerson, they are starting to take a toll. Emerson finally checks a kick and lands a straight right hand and another. Emerson has found an effective attack and scores with yet another right. Dos Anjos shoots but Emerson defends. Emerson defends another takedown, dos Anjos ducked under a right hand but Emerson sprawled. A big inside leg kick to Emerson’s lead left leg from dos Anjos backs up the Californian. Dos Anjos presses him against the cage as the 10-second warning sounds.

Round 3
After a brief exchange to start the third dos Anjos gets in deep on a shot. Emerson sprawls but he cannot defend and is pulled to the canvas along the cage. Dos Anjos tries to take his back and gets a hook in before attempting a choke that Emerson defends by turning back into him. Emerson gets his guard back but dos Anjos is dropping punches and elbows from the top. Emerson pushes dos Anjos back with his legs and tries to stand but the Brazilian dives back into his guard before passing to half and then side-control. Emerson escapes back to his feet but dos Anjos grabs double underhooks and presses him against the cage. Emerson frees himself from dos Anjos’ clutches but finds himself on the receiving end of yet another brutal inside leg-kick. An exhausted Emerson is throwing single right hands looking for the finish but dos Anjos keeps landing the inside leg-kick to Emerson’s lead leg before circling away. The round comes to a close with Emerson still chasing the elusive dos Anjos.

All three official judges score it 30-27 for dos Anjos, who takes the unanimous decision.

Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Igor Pokrajac
Round 1
Pokrajac throwing leg kicks early and after a couple Matyushenko gets the timing down and blasts the Croat with a big right hand over the top. Matyushenko, standing upright, doubles up on the jab. Pokrajac wades in with punches and stuns Matyushenko with a combination. He rushes after him hoping to finish but the veteran wrestler ducks under and takes him to the mat. Matyushenko stands and controls the legs of Pokrajac before jumping back to the ground. He quickly moves to mount but Pokrajac gives up his back. Matyushenko tries for the choke but is bucked off and mounted himself as the round closes.

Round 2
Matyushenko lunges in with a jab and finds his mark. Pokrajac answers with punches of his own. Matyushenko, bleeding from the nose, lands a nice straight right-left hook combo that rattles the Croat. The fighters are exchanging heavy blows in the center of the cage with Matyushenko getting the better shots in. He takes Pokrajac to the mat and punches from the top. He pins his arm with a leg and punches to his defenseless opponent. Pokrajac defends the position but has his back taken. Matyushenko cannot sink the choke and Pokrajac gets back to his feet but has to defend a guillotine.

Round 3
Pokrajac throws a sloppy right leg kick to Matyushenko’s lead leg and pays for it when he is clipped with a big right hand. Matyushenko shoots and is briefly stuffed before finishing the takedown. With little action, referee Leon Roberts stands the fighters up. Matyushenko grinds Pokrajac up against the cage but again the referee breaks them after a lull. Pokrajac gets his first takedown from another clinch but Matyushenko sweeps him right away. The fight ends with Matyushenko on top.

Matyushenko takes a unanimous decision with scores of 30-27 on all three of the official judges’ scorecards.

Eliot Marshall vs. Jason Brilz
Round 1
Brilz is moving forward while Marshall circles round the outside throwing jabs. Marshall plants and throws a three-punch combination that had Brilz ducking for a shot. Marshall retreats out of range and the fighters reset in the center of the Octagon. Brilz finally shoots but Marshall defends. Brilz shoots under another jab from Marshall but he is again denied. Marshall throws a weak head kick and Brilz rushes forward, pinning him against the cage at the horn.

Round 2
Marshall is showing off some impressive takedown defense again in round two. Brilz is in deep on a single but Marshall shows good balance and patience as he fights his way free of Brilz. The big Nebraskan pushes Marshall against the cage and works some knees to the thighs but one gets Marshall right in the groin. Replays show the left knee landing square on the cup of Marshall. After a quick respite, the Coloradan is ready to continue. Brilz continues to try to take the fight to the mat but Marshall proves too tough to ground. Marshall lands a nice counter right as Brilz chucks and ducks for another takedown. Brilz lands a couple shots, his first significant ones of the round, at the close of the second.

Round 3
Brilz just can’t get Marshall to the mat. He pushes his way into a clinch and tries to drop for the takedown but is stuff yet again. Brilz pushes Marshall against the cage but little action ensues. Brilz winging big rights now as the desperation sets in. He needs a finish and is fighting like he knows it. Brilz shoots again but is denied again. Marshall grabs double unders along the cage and slips away from Brilz. Another weak shot is defended and Marshall lands a two piece combo on an advancing Brilz. Brilz slugs away at the 10-second warning but it is too little too late.

Official scores are 30-28 Brilz and 30-27 (twice) for Marshall, who takes the split decision. However, the official scoresheet for the contest declaes scores of 30-27 (twice) for Marshall and 30-27 for Brilz.

Ricky Story vs. Brian Foster
Round 1
Story and Foster are slugging it out right from the get go. Foster lands a right hand that stumbles Story but he manages to stay on his feet. Foster throws him to the mat but Story takes top position when Foster misses on a guillotine. Story passes but Foster manages to get to his feet. Story will not let go of a body-lock and takes him back to the mat. Story is bleeding from the nose pretty good. Story trying to pass from half to mount but he is denied. Story punching from the top as he continues to try to advance his position. Foster gets his guard back but Story lands a punch that starts the blood flowing from his nose now. Foster is back up for a second but Story takes it back to the mat. Foster makes it back up again and the fighter exchange heavy shots once again. Both fighters are bloody as the round closes.

Round 2
The fighters slug it out some more to open round two. Story ducks under during the exchange and hits a single-leg takedown. He moves from his guard and locks up an arm-triangle that forces Foster to tap at 1:09 of the second round.

Nik Lentz vs. Rafaello Oliveira
Round 1
The fighters trade leg-kicks and Oliveira adds another one. Oliveira hurts Lentz with a punch and rushes in. He has to defend a guillotine but Lentz cannot get his guard making it academic for Oliveira. With the fighters back on their feet, Lentz stops a takedown and jumps to another guillotine. Oliveira slams him to the mat and breaks the hold. Lentz finding his range on his punches now, he lands a nice combination that has Oliveira reeling. He pushes him against the cage and takes him to the canvas with a double at the horn.

Round 2
Lentz, feeling more comfortable as the fight wears on, begins round two with a pair of right leg-kicks, one to the body and one to the head of Oliveira. Lentz pushing the pace this round, he pushes Oliveira against the cage and pops him with a nice right hand. Oliveira answers with a right of his own. Oliveira takes Lentz to the mat along the cage and tries to wrest control of the fight back from his opponent. Oliveira trying to mount but gets put back in guard. Lentz takes top position in a scramble only to be put back on bottom by Oliveira. Lentz is back on his feet but looks to be tiring. He is bleeding pretty good from his mouth.

Round 3
Lentz still charging forward as the third gets under way. Oliveira changes levels and grabs hold of the wrestler taking him to the mat in sloppy fashion. Oliveira goes to work in the guard, landing punches and looking to pass. Lentz uses the cage to get back to his feet and resumes his forward movement. Oliveira stops him dead in his tracks with a stiff right hand but Lentz is undeterred. He takes Oliveira to the mat, again sloppily. The men trade punches with Lentz firing down to the body and head while Oliveira counters with backfists. Lentz punishing Oliveira from half-guard with both right and left hands while trapping his opponent’s left arm with his leg. Oliveira lands an upkick in the rounds closing seconds but it should not be enough to sway the judges.

The official cards read 29-28 (twice) and 30-27 for thew winner by unanimous decision, Nik Lentz.

Jim Miller vs. Steve Lopez
Round 1
Miller firing from his normal southpaw stance attacks early with punches. Lopez, also a southpaw returns the favor. Miller catches the lanky Lopez with a punch that wobbles him but he smiles and shakes it off. Miller winces during an exchange and paws at his left eye as if he was poked but he does not stop fighting. Miller lands a high kick and goes back to rubbing his eye with his hand. Perhaps sensing some urgency, Miller unloads a flurry and drops Lopez with a left. He rushes in to finish and locks up a guillotine along the cage. Lopez does well to defend but as soon as he is out he starts eating leather. Miller, working in the guard delivers some big left hands. Lopez remains calm and utilizes his guard to limit the damage from Miller. With just seconds left, Miller sits back for a leg-lock but doesn’t come close. Lopez gets up but with no time left on the clock.

Round 2
There is little happening in the second round when Lopez waves to referee Don Turnage that he cannot continue. There were a couple of exchanges but nothing really landed. Replays show Lopez’s shoulder dislocated when he threw a punch. Jim Miller wins by TKO at 48 seconds of round two.

Drew McFedries vs. Tomasz Drwal
Round 1
lead leg. McFedries is really loading up on his punches as he unloads with both hands. Drwal answers with a left hook that opens a small cut above the right eye of McFedries. Drwal lands a snapping low kick and enters into a clinch with his dangerous opponent. Drwal, while standing, takes the back of McFedries. He winds up heavy knees and connects them with the left thigh of his foe. The fighters separate and go toe-to-toe with punches. Drwal gets the better of the exchange as McFedries is already gassed out. Drwal gets a takedown and moves to mount. Drwal unloads and forces McFedries to give up his back to avoid punishment.

Round 2
Drawl roughs McFedries up with a series of straight-punching combinations. Drwal gets a takedown and moves to side control. Drwal advances to mount and McFedries offers nothing to resist. Drwal takes the back and secures a tapout at the 1:03 mark of round one from a rear-naked choke.

Efrain Escudero vs. Cole Miller
Round 1
Escudero circles away from his taller opponent. Miller is effectively using his reach in the center of the Octagon as he uses his jab and straight right hand. Escudero scores a single-leg takedown, but he does not follow his opponent to the floor. Miller stands and seems a little trigger shy as he pulls two punches. Miller lands a knee and misses a spinning-back kick. Miller connects with a teep kick and Escudero slams him to the floor. Miller stands and is belted by a right hook. Miller crumbles and Escudero unloads on the downed fighter with two right hands and a left. Referee Yves Lavigne steps in to save the American Top Team product at 3:36 of round one.

Tyson Griffin vs. Hermes Franca
Round 1
Griffin lands two hard low kicks to start the fight. Griffin sneaks a jab through the defense of the Brazilian. Griffin takes the center of the cage with his back foot and throws his jab and right hand while Franca circles. The Xtreme Couture fighter continues to abuse the left leg of Franca with low kicks. Griffin connects to the body with a straight right. The American has doubled up on his jab for the first time of the fight. Griffin peppered the BJJ black belt throughout the first frame, but the crowd was displeased with the pace of the action.

Round 2
Griffin stays behind his jab to start the second stanza. Griffin clips Franca with a right hand and a toughman-like brawl ensues. Griffin mixes in a kick to the body with his haymakers and Franca catches it. Franca holds the leg and throws his right hook nonstop to the head. Griffin does little to trump his free-swinging opponent, as he throws his right hand exclusively until Franca lets go of the leg. Technique returns to the bout as Griffin drops Franca with a right straight. Griffin swarms and absolutely tees off on his prey. Franca is taking heavy shots, but he’s trying to catch Griffin in an armbar. Franca goes for the heel and Griffin has none of it. He keeps punching until Franca goes limp. Referee Dan Miragliotta steps in at 3:26 of round two.

Josh Koscheck vs. Frank Trigg
Round 1
Trigg lands the first meaningful shot of the fight after a period of long distance striking. A left straight clips Koscheck on the right eye. Two right hooks drop Trigg to the floor. Koscheck follows Trigg to the floor and pounds him out with four powerful right hands. Leon Roberts halts the contest at 1:25 of the first period.

Martin Kampmann vs. Paul Daley
Round 1
Kampmann opens up with a punching flurry, but nothing lands clean. Daley stands tight in the pocket and counter punches effectively. Kampmann is rocked from a Daley right hand. Crisp, technical striking is on display in this contest. Kampmann attempts a single and Daley shrugs him off. Daley blasts Kampmann with a left and a right. Kampmann answers the assult with a right hook of his own. Both fighters are landing at a good pace as they trade punches. Daley hurts Kampmann with a left hook. Kampmann stumbles back to the fence and Daley unleashes both hands to the head. Referee Yves Lavigne steps in for an awful premature stoppage at 2:31 of the first.

Junior dos Santos vs. Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic
Round 1
Dos Santos lets his hands fly and backs Cro Cop up against the cage. Cro Cop defends his way off the cage and lands a kick to the right side of Cigano’s body. And another. Cigano is applying pressure with punching flurries, but nothing is landing clean. Finally a right hand gets through. Cigano explodes with punches, but Cro Cop is game. Cro Cop is sporting a lump over his right eye. He shoots for a single and fails as Cigano backs away. The Croatian goes to the clinch and briefly throws Cigano to the floor. The Brazilian is cut over both eyes. Cro Cop lands a sharp left straight that rocks Cigano’s frame. Cro Cop is starting to land. Cigano attacks with an uppercut and Cro Cop covers up well. Cro Cop’s defensive strategy is clear: he’s covering up and staying stationary instead of moving away. Cro Cop gets in another left at the horn.

Round 2
Cro Cop fires a head kick that comes up short. Cro Cop lands a stinging low kick and Cigano belts him with a left hook. Cigano charges while unloading. Cro Cop shows good defense, but he’s not answering. Cigano continues to attack and lands an uppercut. Cro Cop covers and pushes him away when he gets close. Cro Cop misses another headkick. Cigano lands a stiff-left hand to the midsection. The crowd is starting to boo as Cro Cop does nothing. The fighters clinch and Cro Cop lands a left knee to the body. Cigano answers it with a knee of his own. The Brazilian falls to the canvas as Cro Cop lands a kick directly on the groin protector. Referee Dan Miragliotta gives dos Santos five minutes to recover. Dos Santos opens up a cut above the left eye of Cro Cop with a right hook. Cigano also connects with a body kick to end the round.

Round 3
Cro Cop comes forward and lands a straight left. And another. Dos Santos is not phased. He answers with a solid body shot from his right hand. Dos Santos lands three knees to the body and a left hook. Another knee crushes Cro Cop’s body and he’s hurt. Cigano goes to the head with a knee and the Pride veteran is wobbly. Cigano continues the torrent of punishment with knees to the body. Cigano lands a right hand to the left eye of Cro Cop and the Croatian quits. The fight is over. Cro Cop took the punch directly on the eye and then waved to referee Miragliotta that he was done. The official time is 2:00 of round three.

Rich Franklin vs. Vitor Belfort
Round 1
Belfort makes the first move with a low kick. Franklin checks it. Franklin moves in and out of range as Belfort stays planted; his left hand cocked and loaded. At the midway point of round one, not one meaningful strike has found its target. The crowd is growing restless. A left hand to the temple knocks Franklin down to his knees. Belfort lands another left hook and finishes the Ohioan with punches from both hands. Referee Yves Lavigne steps in at 3:02 of round one.

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Batista opened the show with a segment. Lead to Jericho coming out and receiving a spinebuster.

Scott Armstrong said he was told before-hand how the Submission match at Breaking Point was going to end. Vince McMahon told Teddy Long to apologize to the fans. This lead to a brief apology in the ring. Upon leaving ringside, Long was locked in his limo and driven away with Undertaker as the driver.

WWE Intercontinental champ John Morrison defeated Mike Knox.

Melina pinned WWE Women’s champion Michelle McCool in a non-title match.

CM Punk had an in-ring segment. Same stuff he says every week about being straight edge.

Hart Dynasty defeated Cryme Time.

Kane vs. Great Khali ended by DQ when Kane hit Khali with a chair. He then used the steel ringsteps on Khali’s leg about five times. Khali did a stretcher job during the break.

Drew McIntyre beat up Charlie Haas, who was waiting for his opponent in the ring.

Batista defeated Chris Jericho after a Batista bomb.

The dark match main event was CM Punk vs. Undertaker ending in a no contest when Punk brought a chair into the ring, but Undertaker used it. Afterwards, he hit Punk with a chokeslam and two Tombstones.

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“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Hot off the heels of last night’s Breaking Point Pay Per View Raw heads up North to Toronto where former 7 Time Women’s Champion Trish Stratus handles the guest hosting duties. John Cena finally regained the spinner belt after nearly two years away from it last night, so we’ll certainly hear that “The Champ is Here.” Batista is also back for a special announcement, and DX will certainly be looking to respond after their shocking loss to Legacy last night. So it’s off to Bizarro Land we go.

-Live from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Batista opens the show while still wearing his arm brace. Before he makes the announcement he wants to say thank you to the fans. He says it’s been a rough year with the injuries, and this isn’t how he wanted to come back, but he’s come back to say good bye. He wants to say thank you for letting him have the time of his life in the ring. He says there have been rumors about his retirement, but…I HEAR VOICES…out comes Orton to the surprise of absolutely no one. Orton says he’s not very happy about losing the WWE Title last night, but what cheers him up is knowing that Dave is retiring. He asks if this is how it ends? The big bad animal going out with a whimper. He says whatever big goodbye speech he has he can save, because nobody cares. Orton asks why he waited so long, and tells him to admit that he’s not retiring because of his health but because of Orton. He says that it was him who put him on the shelf, and tells him to hang his head and cry like he was going to before he came out. Batista laughs, and Orton asks what is so funny. Batista says the funny things are that Orton is very predictable, and the other is that he knows something that Orton doesn’t. Batista rips his arm brace, and clotheslines Orton over the top to the floor. Batista says he’s not here to announce his retirement, but to announce that he’s going to Smackdown. Before he goes though he got Trish Stratus to give him one more match on Raw, and it’s a no holds barred match with Orton tonight. Maybe Zack Grienke should try that some day. Just call a retirement press conference, and announce he’s now on the Yankees. Surely it would work right?

-Trish is out, and is a brunette now. Somehow that makes her hotter than she already was which I didn’t think was quite possible. She says she thinks she’s going to make a pretty good host, and she thinks she knows what we want. She says even though we have Batista vs. Orton tonight, but Orton is due a rematch for the WWE title. She goes ahead and books Orton vs. Cena at Hell in a Cell, and then throws it to the ring for the first match. This seemed a bit awkward. Not sure why.

Kofi Kingston & Primo vs. Jack Swagger & The Miz
This was the main event on Superstars last week, and it was tremendous for only getting five minutes. Hopefully we see even more tonight. Primo starts out with Miz, but Miz goes after Kofi knocking him from the apron. Miz drops Primo on his head, and then drags him to the heel corner tagging in Swagger who is in with a bodyslam for two. Swagger grabs a bow and arrow, and turns it into a double arm chickenwing. Swagger chokes out Primo on the second rope, and then whips him back first into the corner. Vader bomb attempt by Swagger misses as Primo gets the knees up, and that allows the tag to Kofi. Kofi hits a flying clothesline, and a dropkick. Miz gets knocked off the apron, and Kofi hits a ranhei for two. Kofi goes for the punches in the corner, but while that is going on Miz steals the US Title. That distraction allows Swagger to counter by dropping Kofi on the top buckle, and then hit the gutwrench powerbomb to finish at 2:54. Meanwhile Miz leaves holding the US Title belt. Disappointing that they get even less time this week.
Winners: Jack Swagger & The Miz (Swagger pins Kingston-Gutwrench Powerbomb *1/2)

-Meanwhile what would be the bigger upset? If the Bills hold on to beat New England or Legacy cleanly beating DX last night?

Diva’s Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Gail Kim vs. Alicia Fox
Mickie James is out on commentary for this one, as she scouts her next challenger. The human botch machine Lillian Garcia introduces this as a triple threat match, but it’s merely one on one. Gail hits an armdrag, and then follows up with a hurracanrana sending Alicia to the floor. Alicia ends up right back inside though, and a backbreaker gets two for Fox. Alicia hits a Northern Lights Suplex for two, and then grabs a body scissor. Bodyslam connects by Alicia, but a scissor kick misses. Gail connects with a series of clotheslines, and then delivers a crossbody off the top for two. Gail heads back to the top rope for a missile dropkick which misses, and this time Alicia connects with the scissor kick to mercifully end this one at 3:39. I ask the same thing I ask every week. Why is it everyone claims that Gail is some tremendous wrestler. Even by diva standards the matches that are god awful every week seem to have one common theme, and it’s her.
Winner: Alicia Fox (Pinfall-Scissor Kick DUD)

-Trish is interrupted by Beth Phoenix who asks who Trish thinks she is booking a #1 contender match without her, but Jericho stops her to say don’t ask Trish about herself because its only a two hour show. Jericho brings up their history, and how he dumped her. Trish mocks him, and says that explains why he’s so angry and how he should be happy he found his soul mate Big Show. Beth claims that Trish ran when new competition came along, and Trish doesn’t take kindly to that insinuation. She books a tag team match tonight with Beth and Jericho facing Trish and the partner of her choosing. Jericho lets her know that he’ll face Bob Barker any place any time.

-Legacy is out, and Cody mocks the DX intro, and then asks if we’re ready to welcome the dawn of a new era in the WWE. He says the truth is they didn’t just beat DX, but they made them submit. Cody says The Rock couldn’t do that, Stone Cold, The Undertaker, The McMahons, and even Rated RKO couldn’t make them tap out. Ted says what they did last night was truly historic, and although they may have shocked the world they didn’t shock themselves. Dibiase says last night was just the beginning, and they will not stop until DX is out of Raw and their lives forever. Cody follows by saying they are no longer known as the sons of Dusty Rhodes and the Million Dollar Man, but they are now know as the father’s of The Legacy.

Ted Dibiase (w. Cody Rhodes) vs. Shawn Michaels (w. Triple H)
Shawn and HHH walk out all business with their gamefaces on. Ted attacks at the bell, and pounds Shawn down in the corner. Shawn hits a kneelift, and then delivers a swinging neckbreaker. Shawn sells his injuries from last night like a champ, as he runs into a powerslam from Ted. Dibiase hits a backdrop, and that sends Shawn rolling to the floor. Triple H stalks Cody keeping him from interfering, and Ted then suplexes Shawn back inside. Dibiase hits couple fistdrops for two, and then grabs a reverse chinlock. Shawn chops his way free, but eats a beautiful standing dropkick picking up another two count for Ted. Boot to the face gets two for Ted, and he then goes back to the chinlock. Shawn comes free of that, and then dodges a dropkick attempt from Dibiase. Shawn goes for the figure four, but Dibaise counters into a small package for two. Shawn goes back to the figure four attempt, and this time locks it in but a ref distraction from Cody allows Ted to rake the eyes to break. Dibiase hammers Shawn down with a series of right hands, but Shawn connects with a wild right hand to put both men down. Back to their feet Dibiase ducks a right hand and goes for the Million Dollar Dream which he sinks in. Shawn is able to break by sending Ted to the corner, and again both men are down. Back to their feet, and Dibiase goes for a piledriver, but Shawn counters by backdropping Ted over the top to the floor. Dibiase rolls back inside where he gets an inverted atomic drop from Shawn. Flying forearm connects by HBK, and that is followed by the “VINTAGE MICHAELS” nip up. Shawn heads to the top rope for the elbow drop, but Shawn is still selling an eye injury from the punches from Dibiase. Shawn tunes up the band in the corner, but Cody trips him up. The ref sees that and calls for the DQ at 9:02. Big Brawl ensues between the two teams with Cody and Trips fighting near the announce table, and Shawn and Dibiase brawling through the crowd. The brawl continues as we head to break with DX in control of the fight.
Winner: Shawn Michaels (Disqualification-Codyference **1/2)

Hornswoggle & Evan Bourne vs. Chavo Guerrero & Carlito (w. Rosa Mendes)
So now we get Carlito and Chavo vs. two midgets. How nice. Hornsowggle starts with Carlito and steals his apple before tagging in Bourne who hits a sunset flip for two. Chavo tags in and gets a dropkick from Bourne, and then goes out to the apron. Hornswoggle baseball slides Chavo off the apron, but Chavo comes right back in on offense with a series of shots for Bourne. Tag to Carlito who delivers a bodyslam and elbow drop for two. Bourne tries to fight out of the heel corner, but Carlito puts a stop to that. Tag to Chavo who comes in with a reverse chinlock, but Bourne answers with a pair of kicks to the hamstrings. Bourne hits a hurracanrana, and then knocks Carlito from the apron. Spinning heel kick from Bourne gets two when Carlito makes the save, but Bourne counters a backstabber attempt with a knee to the face. Bourne tags Hornswoggle who heads to the top for the frog splash with apple in hand. Bourne knocks Carlito out of the ring, but Chavo catches Horny on the top. Hornswoggle answers by spitting the apple in Chavo’s face which causes him to fall off the ropes, and the tadpole splash finishes at 3:51. Afterward a frustrated Chavo asks what he has to do, and then he tells Hornswoggle he gives up. Thank God.
Winners: Hornswoggle & Evan Bourne (Hornswoggle pins Chavo-Tadpole Splash *1/2)

-Josh Mathews is with the new WWE Champion John Cena, and he says Randy Orton talked about how the WWE Championship is his life and he’d do everything in his power to keep it. But at the first sign of jeopardy Randy just gave it away. Cena says he made a promise not to quit, and at Breaking Point there were many times when he wanted to give up. He says every time he said no he knew more pain was coming, but he promised not quit, and he delivered. He says now we have a rematch inside Hell in a Cell. He says Orton will now promise that the win was nothing more than a fluke, and that the title is nothing more than a three week rental. Cena says he’s getting his promise out there right now. He promises when the cell is locked we will see a different side of him. He says we will see a more intense, savage sign of him. He promises Orton will be lucky to make it out in one piece, and he promises that finally the champ is here.

-DX vs. Legacy inside Hell in a Cell is announced for the pay per view.

Trish Stratus & Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Chris Jericho & Beth Phoenix
Trish starts things out with Beth, and immediately gets powered into the corner. Bodyslam by Beth connects, but Trish comes back with a series of forearms and chops. Trish botches her Matrish move to dodge a clothesline, and then Jericho breaks up a pin attempt. MVP chases him to the floor, and they brawl on the floor which draws out Big Show. That’s good enough for the lame DQ at 1:32, but here comes Mark Henry to chase Show away. Trish says it can’t end this way, and we get a six person tag instead.

Six Person Tag Team Match: Trish Stratus, Mark Henry, & Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Chris Jericho, The Big Show, & Beth Phoenix
Joined in progess after the break with Show tagging in Jericho as the heels are in control of MVP. Jericho delivers a kick to the ribs of MVP, but MVP answers with a rollup for two. Clothesline connects to Jericho putting both men down, but Jericho is up first and a kick to MVP stops the tag attempt by MVP. Jericho locks in the half nelson chinlock, but MVP quickly is up out of that. Throw by MVP connects, and that is followed by a back elbow. Jericho dodges a big boot, and makes the tag to Beth. Beth wants a piece of MVP, and tries to egg him into a brawl. She goes for a kick, but MVP catches the leg and tags in Trish. MVP and Trish team up for a double team ballin’ elbow, and Jericho pulls Beth outside to the floor. MVP catapults outside onto Jericho, and meanwhile Show trips up Trish. That brings Henry out to chase out Show, and Beth comes in to get a cover but its only good for two. Trish hits the handstand hurracanrana in the corner, and the Stratusfaction finishes at 5:01. Fun little comeback match for Trish.
Winners: Trish Stratus, Mark Henry, & Montel Vontavious Porter (Stratus pins Phoenix-Stratusfaction **1/2)

Randy Orton vs. Batista

Orton tries grabbing a chair to start the match but Batista knocks it out of his hands. Batista dominating the action easily here in the early goings. Batista clotheslines Orton out of the ring. He goes out after him on the floor for some additional punishment. Orton with a thumb to Batista’s eye to turn the tide. Orton puts Batista back in the ring and starts laying the boots to him. Batista back up now and hits a huge spear. Orton goes to the floor. Batista slams him into the announce section hard. Orton hit all kinds of shit on his way down, looked pretty rough. Batista continues to attack on the floor in his no holds barred contest.
MattBoone 4 2 0: aint gonna be able to send all at once.

Back in the ring, Orton tries an RKO out of nowhere but Batista out-muscles him and hits a big suplex. Orton tries to run away and as he makes it up the ramp, John Cena’s music hits. Orton doesn’t know where to go. Cena attacks Orton and throws him back in the ring. Batista calling for the Batista-bomb. He hits it and pins Orton for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Batista

Highlights of the match and we end.

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Dark Match:

1. Sheamus defeated Jamie Noble. Sheamus cut a pre-match promo about being ECW’s top superstar and then challenged any Raw star to a match. I can’t say I even remembered Noble was on Raw. Basically a quick squash with Sheamus going over with his uranage-backbreaker.

Superstars taping:

Michael Cole was introduced to significant heat, while Jerry Lawler came out to a big pop. Lilian Garcia then comes out to a nice ovation.

The pyro scared the bejesus out of everybody.

1. ECW Champion Christian defeated William Regal to retain the ECW Title. Regal got some nice heat with a smattering of a “first star of the night” pop. Christian got a massive pop. Slow work to start, which generated a “Regal sucks” chant. Regal controled with rest holds attempting to get the crowd into the babyface comeback. Christian hit a nice top-rope sunset flip, but Regal regained control and hits an exploder. Christian got a two with a missile dropkick and then missed with a Benoit headbutt. Christian attempted the Killswitch, which Regal reversed into a Morishima-esque backdrop driver. Christian eventually regained control and hit an awful-looking Killswitch for three.

2. “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters d. Santino Marella by submission. Huge pop for Santino and an immediate “Santino” chant. Some quick comedy to start, but Masters hit a stalling vertical suplex after Santino couldn’t get him up for a bodyslam. Masters locked in a bearhug and the crowd rallied behind the local boy.

After seemingly breaking it, Masters reapplied the hold. Santino began his Hulk up routine. Marella applied a Masterlock on Masters, to which Chris broke free of quickly and applied the hold himself. The crowd was hugely into Santino, but he tapped out.

WWE releases a top Diva prior to RAW!

Event: WWE Breaking Point Pay-Per-View
Airdate: Sunday, September 13th, 2009 (Pay-Per-View)
Location: The Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec
Results by Ryan Clark of WZROnline.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

WWE Breaking Point Opener:

WWE begins Breaking Point in very familiar fashion, with a video package highlighting the championship feuds going into tonight.

Michael Cole welcomes us to the Pay-Per-View and hypes the submission stipulations in place tonight. JeriShow’s music hits, and it’s time to start the macthes.

Unified Tag Team Title Match
Big Show and Chris Jericho (c’s) vs MVP and Mark Henry

Jericho and MVP start things out for their teams. Jericho is slow to start, and actually bails to the floor before coming into contact with MVP. Jericho makes his way back into the ring at three and the two men lock up.

MVP is able to surprise Jericho with a quick flurry of right hands and a hip toss. Jericho stumbles into MVP’s corner and gets clocked by Henry. Jericho starts to fight back with a couple of right hands, but his rally is quickly stopped by a drop toe hold and neckbreaker from MVP.

Henry tags in and Jericho is quick to make the tag to Show. Show makes his way into the ring and both men square off, eventually locking up. Neither man is able to get much advantage off the bat, but Show suckers Henry in with a test of strength, kicking Henry. Show sends Henry into the corner and goes for a splash, but Henry catches Big Show, puts him in the corner and hits a splash of his own. Henry goes for a body slam, but Jericho comes in and knocks Henry down.

Big Show pounds on Henry in the corner before tagging in Jericho who quickly beats on Henry with forearms. Jericho gets shoved down by Henry and it’s not long before Show is back in the match. Each man hits a big lariat at the same time and both are down.

Jericho and MVP both tag in and MVP comes up with the advantage, surprising Jericho with a jumping clothesling and a ballin’ elbow. MVP goes for the cover but Jericho kicks out at two. Jericho pops up out of nowhere and goes for the Walls of Jericho but MVP fights out.

Jericho makes the blind tag and Show comes in and hits a huge spear on MVP. Big Show locks in a front face lock and attempts to wear MVP down. Jericho tags back into the match and kicks away at MVP’s head and side. Jericho locks in a modified sleeper and tries to wear MVP down even more.

MVP is finally able to fight out of the submission attempt, and he surprises Jericho with a quick near fall and lariat. MVP almost makes the tag but Jericho is able to prevent it, propping MVP up in the corner and choking him with his boot. MVP hits a quick DDT and both men are down in the middle of the ring

MVP makes the hot tag and Henry comes in and goes to work on Jericho. Jericho tries to hit a second rope cross body block, but Henry grabs Jericho out of mid air and hits a gorilla press slam. Henry follows up with a big splash, but Big Show breaks it up. Show sends MVP to the outside, Henry sends Show to the outside and goes for another pin but Jericho gets his foot on the rope. Jericho goes for the code breaker out of nowhere, but Henry wont go down and he tosses Jericho aside instead. Big Show is up on the apron where he hits the knock out punch, Jericho makes the pin and the ref counts to three.

Winners: Big Show and Chris Jericho

Backstage:

Josh Matthews is backstage with Legacy, he asks them about their match tonight. Cody says tonight won’t be a match, it’ll be a fight. Cody says that there are variables in finding a man’s breaking point. Dibiase says they will make DX tap for the first time ever. Ted says that DX is the past and that Legacy is the future.

United States Title Match
Kofi Kingston (c) vs The Miz

The Miz is out first, he says something in French about being awesome. Kofi is out next to a decent pop.

Kingston and Miz lock up right away with Kingston backing the Miz up into the corner. Miz returns the favor by grabbing Kofi’s hair and shoving him in the corner, but instead of breaking clean he hits a kick to the mid-section. Miz locks in a headlock, and when Kofi fights out, he puts Kingston down with a shoulder block. Miz goes for his finisher, but Kofi fights out and hits Miz with a flurry of kicks and a big European uppercut.

Miz fights back with a quick snap suplex, but when he sends Kingston into the ropes, Kofi counters with two cross body blocks and a single leg drop kick. Kingston sends Miz into the corner and charges after him. When Kofi goes to the top rope though his legs are swept out from under him and Miz kicks away at Kofi’s back. Miz slingshots Kofi on the bottom rope and locks in a rear chin lock.

Kofi tries for another cross body block but the Miz gets his boot up and catches Kofi in the chest. Miz locks in another rear chin lock, but it isn’t long before Kingston fights out. Kingston’s advantage doesn’t last long and the Miz is kicking away at Kingston on the ground. Miz tries to grab Kofi around the waist, but Kingston sends Miz to the outside. Kofi tries to follow on the apron, but Miz sweeps Kingston’s feet out from under him.

Miz sends Kingston back into the ring and goes for a couple of quick pins but Kingston will not stay down. Miz sends Kofi into the corner and beats down on him before hitting his signature clothesling in the corner. Miz goes up top and hits a double ax handle smash, but when he pins Kofi, Kingston kicks out again.

Miz kicks away at Kofi’s sides and makes a belt motion across his waist. Kofi and Miz get into a kick battle in the middle of the ring with the crowd solidly behind Kingston, who gets the advantage, almost holding the Miz down for a three count. Miz hits a backbreaker reverse DDT combo and goes for the pin, but Kofi kicks out at two.

Kofi goes for his big leg drop, but the Miz is able to get his knees up to counter. Miz and Kofi trade near falls, but neither man can hold the other down for three. Kofi hits a side Russian leg sweep and follows up with the boom leg drop, but when he pins Miz, Miz kicks out at two. Kofi goes up to the top rope and hits a big splash, but Miz rolls through and pins Kingston for a two count.

Miz rolls up Kingston and pulls on the tights, but Kingston still kicks out. Miz starts getting frustrated and he pounds on Kingston. Miz goes for his high knee/neckbreaker combo, but Kingston counters with Trouble in Paradise out of nowhere. Kingston pins the Miz and gets the three count.

Winner and STILL US Champion: Kofi Kingston

Submissions Count Anywhere Match
DX vs Legacy

We get a video package highlighting the feud between these two teams, which surprisingly includes some of DX’s raunchier footage from the 90’s. DX is out first with a slightly less impressive entrance than SummerSlam, but they still get a huge pop.

Hunter and Shawn did their usual prematch routine and the Montreal crowd loved it. However, when it came time for Hunter to deliver the dedication, they chanted, “You screwed Bret.”

Hunter dedicated it to Montreal. He said he knows there was an incident a few years ago that some people can’t let go of. Shawn was making a funny, uncomfortable facial expression. Hunter said it was all Shawn’s fault. Funny. There were more boos when Hunter passed the mic to Shawn for his “If you’re not down with that…” line, but the masses delivered the “suck it” line.

Things start out quickly with DX jumping Legacy and pounding on them in the corners. Rhodes is sent out to the floor and Dibiase falls victim to a face breaker and chop block. Rhodes is back in and he falls victim to a shin breaker and a chop block. The action spills outside and bear with me as this one will be mighty hard to cover.

Michaels and Rhodes spill out into the crowd and it’s not long before Hunter and Dibiase follow. This is really just a brawl with all four men wailing away at each other. Hunter and Rhodes start to climb the stairs with HBK and Ted following close behind, brawling all the way. Hunter and Rhodes are out of sight, apparently at a concession stand, as Michaels has a submission locked in using one of the hand rails on the staircase. Dibiase fights out and the cameras cut to Hunter and Rhodes who are fighting in front of a crowd going nuts.

HBK and HHH lock in dual figure fours, but Legacy is able to fight out. The crowd starts an Ole chant (something that makes me think of El Generico). The fight goes back into the arena proper and all four men start the fight down the staircase.

Both members of DX have submissions locked in again, but neither man submits. DX clotheslines Legacy over the ringside barricade and the action spills back into the ringside area. Hunter grabs a chair and thrusts it into Cody’s throat, before pulling Cody through the chair and locking in a modified sharpshooter. Michaels locks in a camel clutch, but Dibiase is in to break it up. Dibiase throws HHH into the ringside stairs before sending him back into the ring.

HHH surpriises Ted with a spinebuster out of nowhere and he locks in the crossface. Rhodes breaks it up, and he tries to send Micheals to the outside, but Micheals skins the cat, grabs Rhodes around the neck with his feet and sends him to the outside. Dibiase sends Michaels to the floor where Rhodes locks in a Gory special, but it’s broken up by Triple H who sends Rhodes into the steel steps.

Dibiase and HHH fight in the ring while Rhodes and Michaels fight out to the entrance ramp and back into the crowd. Rhodes tries to go up the stands through the fans, but Michaels follows. Cody and HBK fight to the side of the stands where Cody pushes Michaels about eight feet down off the side. Referees yell for help and Hunter looks on at HBK while Legacy regroups. Hunter spots Legacy and attacks them like a man possesed.

Hunter goes for a pedigree on the entrance ramp on Rhodes, but Dibiase breaks it up. Hunter and Rhodes fight to the back when Dibiase runs in to quickly break things up again. Legacy double team Hunter with Cody pounding on Triple H while Dibiase holds him. Dibiasy locks in the million dollar dream, but Hunter fights out of it.

Hunter hits Dibiase with a spinebuster through a table full of food, and Michaels is up. Hunter has a submission locked in on Rhodes but it’s so dark I can’t see what it is. Dibiase hits Hunter with a big cooler and breaks things up before Rhodes can submit. Dibiase grabs a chair and whacks HHH over the head and it looks like Hunter is out. Rhodes and Dibiase leave Hunter and go back to the entrance ramp to deal with HBK.

Legacy beat Michaels all the way back to the ring where they punch and kick away at him. Michaels actually begins to fight back a bit, dodging an elbow drop and sending Dibiase to the floor. Michaels turns his attention to Rhodes, but Rhodes surprises him with an ankle lock. HBK gets to the ropes but it doesn’t break the submission, Michaels gets to a single leg, still in the ankle lock, fights off Dibiase, sends Ted to the outside and hits Rhodes with a superkick.

Cameras show Hunter stirring in the back, as Rhodes and HBK make their way to their feet. Michaels locks in the figure four on Rhodes, but Dibiase is in to break up yet another submission attempt. Legacy try to double team Michaels, going for a spike pile driver, but HBK fights out, sending Rhodes to the floor and backdropping DiBiase.

Michaels begins to tune up the back, but Rhodes sweeps out his legs from behind. Rhodes wraps Michaels legs around the post before pounding away at his head. Rhodes locks in a ringpost assisted figure four and Dibiase comes in from behind to lock in the million dollar dream. Triple H comes rolling (literally) down the aisle, but it’s not enough as Michaels taps out.

Winners: Legacy

Backstage:

Josh Matthews tries to get a reaction from Orton about Legacy’s victory over DX. Orton tells Matthews if he wants to talk to him to have a seat. Matthews asks if Orton has a reaction to Leagacy’s victory. Orton says he has no reaction because he knew Legacy would win. Matthews tries to ask another question, but Orton cuts him off. Matthews tries to ask him a question again, but Orton interrupts, saying that John Cena says that can’t say the words ‘I quit’. Orton says Cena can’t know that, he can’t be sure. Orton says tonight he’s going to make Cena feel like every bone in his body is about to shatter. Orton gets in Matthews face and tells him to watch his match tonight, because John Cena says one thing, but tonight he’s going to make him say something else. Tonight he’ll make him say ‘I Quit’.

Singapore Cane Match
Kane vs The Great Khali

Both men are out to a pretty low amount of fanfare. Kane tries to get the jump on Khali going right after a cane, but Khali attacks, chopping him in the corner.

Khali and Kane both grab canes and swing at each other. Khali connects with Kane’s back and the action spills out to the floor. Kane attacks Khali’s legs and grabs the cane, whacking Khali across the back a number of times. Back in the ring, Kane continues to wail on Khali with the cane.

Khali grabs Kane around the throat, but Kane continues to work over Khali’s knee and hit at him with the Kane, maintaining his advantage. Kane uses the cane to assist in an arm lock and he tries to hit Khali again but Khali grabs the cane. Khali uses to the and whacks away at Kane about ten times. Khali hits the big over hand chop and tries for the pin, but it’s only good for a two count.

Khali grabs Kane in the vice grip but Kane grabs a cane and hits Khali over the head to break the hold. The crowd starts a boring chant and Kane climbs to the top rope. Kane comes off and hits Khali with the cane. Ranjin is in and he hits Kane with a cane, and almost falls victim to Kane before Khali breaks things up. Kane attacks Khali from behind, hitting him with a cane and wrapping it around his neck before dropping him backwards over the top rope. Kane hits a big chokeslam and pins Khali for the three count.

Winner: Kane

Backstage:

Eve is backstage with CM Punk. She asks him about his last minute thoughts before his match with the Undertaker. Punk says no one gives him a chance. He says it’s funny because no one gave him a chance at SummerSlam, but he proved everyone wrong and then he got rid of Jeff for good. Punk says that three weeks later, Hardy did what he does. Punk says it’s all in black in white. He says that you’ll never see his mug shot on TV. Punk says that if you live a good life, good things will happen to you, and that if you live a clean lifestyle, you can overcome the Undertaker. The lights go out and Punk freaks out, it turns out to be Jimmy Wang Yang who’s playing a prank. Yang wishes Punk luck, and shakes his hand, but Punk takes out Yang, before saying that the Undertaker should be worried about him.

ECW Title Match
Christian (c) vs William Regal

Christian is out first to a (kind of) hometown pop (all Canadian wrestlers get hometown pops pretty much all over Canada), while Regal, who’s escorted by Kozlov and Ezekial Jackson doesn’t get much of a reaction at all.

Ring announcer Tony Chimmel announced that interim general manager Tiffany had banned Zeke and Vlad from ringside. They headed backstage.

The match starts out quickly and Christian almost surprises Regal with an early killswitch again, but Regal fights out. Christian locks in a wrist lock, but Regal fights out. Christian connects with a dropkick and goes for the pin but Regal kicks out at two. Regal sends Christian to the outside, but Christian is quick to make his way back into the ring with a cross body onto Regal.

Christian goes to the top turnbuckle, but Regal catches him with a couple of big forearms, the last of which sends Christian to the floor. Regal sends Christian back into the ring where he locks in a modified choke hold.

Christian goes to the top turnbuckle, but Regal catches him with a couple of big forearms, the last of which sends Christian to the floor. Regal sends Christian back into the ring where he locks in a modified choke hold.

Christian fights out of the submission attempt and surprises Regal with a monkey flip. Regal hits Christian with a head butt, and follows up with an exploder suplex before pounding on Christian with forearms to the head. Regal locks in a modified surfboard with a dragon suplex for good measure.

Christian fights out and hits a springboard sunset flip, but Regal rolls through and hits a big running knee. Regal locks in a full nelson, but Christian fights out, only to get caught with a modified Regal-plex. Regal goes for the pin and as soon as Christian kicks out, Regal locks in a submission.

Regal puts Christian up on the top, where Christian fights back and connects with a tornado DDT, Christian goes for the cover, but Regal kicks out at two. Regal surprises Christian with a big forearm out of nowhere and he grinds his forearm into Christian’s face on the mat. Christian goes for the killswitch, but Regal counters with the Regal-plex. Christian kicks out and Regal starts to get frustrated.

Christian begins to fight back with a flurry of quick offense that ends in a running knee. Christian goes up top and hits a missile dropkick. Christian goes up to the top again for another missile dropkick, but Regal moves out of the way and hits a rolling senton. Regal props Christian up in the corner but when he charges in Christian gets his feet up. Christian goes for the killswitch but Regal fights out. Christian goes for the killswitch again and connects this time, he pins Regal and gets the three count.

Winner and STILL ECW Champion: Christian

In the Arena:

Pat Patterson, the first Intercontinental Champion ever is introduced and makes his way to the ring. Patterson takes the mic and thanks the crowd in English and French. Patterson addresses the crowd in French and since I don’t speak French, we’re all in the dark on this one. Patterson says it’s not too bad for him starting out in Montreal and now he’s the Intercontinental champion. Patterson says he’s happy to introduce, but he’s interrupted by Dolph Ziggler’s music.

Patterson says there’s no need to shake hands because he knows who Dolph is. Patterson says he talked to a lot of people in Montreal last night and Ziggler won’t be able to believe who asked about him last night. Nobody. Patterson says he’s only having fun. Patterson says Ziggler has a great future ahead of him, and if he’s good enough, he’ll be IC Champion. Ziggler grabs Patterson before he can leave and asks for the mic. Ziggler says first Bob Barker, now Patterson, when did this company get taken over by senior citizens. Ziggler asks Pat if the retirement home knows he snuck out. Ziggler says he’s just having fun.

Ziggler says before tonight, he thought Pat was dead. Ziggler says that Pat looks good though, even his hairpiece. Ziggler says he can’t believe that they’re wasting time on a fossile like Patterson. The crowd starts a ’shut the f*** up’ chant. Ziggler continues to make fun of Patterson’s age. Ziggler pushes Patterson and calls him a coward before kicking him in the stomach.

Ziggler starts to leave the ring but he goes back toward Patterson, John Morrison is out to make the save and he helps Patterson back to his feet.

The events leading to Randy Ortov vs. John Cena are shown.

WWE Championship “I Quit” Match
Randy Orton (c) vs John Cena

Randy Orton is out first to a fairly split reaction from the crowd. John Cena is out next to a huge face pop. We get the big time match introductions for both men. The bell rings, and this one is underway.

Cena and Orton stare each other down for a little while before Cena backs Orton into a corner and puts him down with a belly to belly suplex. Cena hits a (kind of) fisherman suplex and he tries for a diving shoulder block, but Orton ducks and sends Cena to the outside. Orton picks up one of the announcers moniters and hits Cena in the head.

Orton and Cena make their way back into the ring and Orton hits the rope assisted DDT, but not before the ref shoves the mic in Cena’s face for him to say ‘no’. Orton goes to the outside and grabs a chair. Back in the ring, Orton locks in a front face lock and tries to go for an RKO on the chair, but Cena fights out of it, hits two shoulder blocks and a belly to back suplex.

Cena hits the five knuckle shuffle, and tries for the AA, but Orton fights out and snaps Cena’s neck against the top rope. Orton sets up to punt Cena but Cena moves out of the way. Cena tries for the STF, but ORton fights out and rolls to the outside. Cena follows and is quickly sent into the steel ringside stairs.

Orton picks up one of the sets of steps and blasts away at Cena. Orton places Cena’s head on the set of stairs and stomps down hard on Cena’s temple. The ref asks if Cena quits and Cena says ‘no’.

Orton rolls Cena back into the ring and begins to look under the ring, finally grabbing a black bag. Back in the ring, Orton pulls out a pair of handcuffs and places the key, on a chain, around his neck. Orton handcuffs one of Cena’s hands and puts the other end on the top rope.

Orton pounds away on Cena, punching and kicking, telling the ref to ask Cena, but Cena refuses to quit. Orton grabs the mic from the ref and hits Cena square over the head before unlocking the handcuff from the top rope and handcuffing Cena’s hands together. Orton hangs up Cena on the ringpost by the handcuffs and punches away at Cena’s midsection.

Orton grabs a bottle of water to douse over Cena’s head to keep him awake and the ref asks Cena if he quits, but Cena still will not. Orton looks under the ring again and comes up with a pair of Singapore canes. Orton whacks away at Cena’s midsection and legs, causing Cena to scream in pain. Cena takes another whack at Cena’s head before the ref can ask, but Cena will still not quit.

Orton starts to choke Cena with the cane, but Cena catches Orton with a low blow and he’s able to get himself off of the ringpost. Cena is first to his feet, but he’s blasted with a steel chair to the head from Orton.

Orton uncuffs Cena’s hand and this time cuffs it to the bottom turnbuckle. Orton grabs a chair and hits Cena across the back. The ref asks but the answer is still no. Orton tries to catch Cena’s head between the steel post and a chair, but Cena ducks and backdrops Orton. Cena grabs the key from around Orton’s nexk and unlocks himself from the top turnbuckle, handcuffing himself to Orton.

Cena starts pounding on Orton, bringing him back in the ring and hitting a belly to back suplex. Cena buries his knees in Orton’s back. Cena stands Orton up and goes for the AA, but Orton fights out and hits the RKO.

Orton looks around for the key, which is on the other side of the mat, and he tries to go for it, but Cena pulls on the handcuffs. Dueling chants from the crowd and Cena locks in a handcuff assisted STFU, forcing Orton to quit. Well, Superman is back in action.

Winner and NEW WWE Champion: John Cena

After the match, Cena grabs the mic and yells ‘I did not quit’.

The events leading to CM Punk vs. Undertaker are shown.

World Heavyweight Championship Submission Match
CM Punk (c) vs The Undertaker

Punk is out first to a mixed reaction from this crowd (possibly in light of recent goings on with one Hardy boy?). Undertaker gets a huge pop, which is to be expected.

Punk bails at the very beginning of the match as soon as the Undertaker charges at him. Back in the ring, Punk continues to try and stay away from Taker, catching him in the corner with quick strikes and kicks. Undertaker grabs Punk around the throat and throws Punk to the outside. Back in the ring, Undertaker catches Punk with a jumping clothesline.

Undertaker props Punk up in the corner and grinds down on him with forearms and elbows. Undertaker sends Punk to the outside and follows him out. Both men try to send each other into the ring post, but neither is successful. Undertaker catches Punk with a big knee and launches him into the barricade.

Undertaker charges Punk but ends up crotching himself on the barricade. Punk takes advantage with a couple of running knees. Punk grabs a chair and buries it in Taker’s midsection before hitting him over the head. Both men make their way back into the ring and Punk hits his corner running knee strike. Undertaker fights back and begins to go to work on Punk’s arm, wrenching it. Undertaker tries for Old School, but Punk fights back and causes Undertaker to crotch himself on the top turnbuckle.

Punk tries for a superplex but Taker fights out. Punk catches Undertaker with a kick to the side of the head and tries for another superplex, which is successful this time. Punk kicks away at Taker’s midsection and the two square off in the middle of the ring, with Taker getting the upper hand with his big right hands.

Taker with a big boot to Punk’s face followed by a leg drop. That series of moves seems familiar for some reason. Taker waiting for Punk to get up, signaling for the chokeslam. He slaps it on but Punk hits Taker with a standing roundhouse kick to the head. Both guys are down. Punk is crawling over for a pin attempt but Taker slaps on the Hell’s Gate triangle choke. Punk quickly taps. That was an amazingly uneventful finish. Maybe because this show seemed to be running long? Definitely terrible booking if that was the actual planned finish.

Undertaker press slams Punk into the top turnbuckle and tries for the chokeslam, but Punk catches Undertaker with a roundhouse kick to the head. Out of nowhere, Undertaker locks in the triangle choke and Punk taps immediately.

Winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion: The Undertaker

After the match…

Match Re-Started!
As Undertaker is celebrating, Teddy Long comes out and says he regrets to inform us that Taker’s Hell’s Gate submission hold was banned on SmackDown! a long time ago by Vickie Guerrero. He says unfortunately that rule still stands so this match must continue. The bell sounds and Punk immediately jumps on Taker. Taker picks Punk up for the Last Ride but Punk chopblocks Taker down. Punk sets up the Anaconda Vice and the bell sounds in like half a second. The ref runs and Punk runs. Taker looks in disbelief. Oh god, again with the omage’ to Survivor Series ‘97? Seriously guys?

Winner and STILL World Champion: CM Punk

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SmackDown: (Airing Friday)
* The Undertaker comes out for the opening pyro. The crowd is ecstatic. He says he’ll beat CM Punk Sunday at Breaking Point. Punk comes out and says Undertaker is “Alice In Wonderland.” He goes on to say that Undertaker is a liar and he’ll make him tap. CM Punk vs. Matt Hardy is announced for later tonight.

* Finlay b. Mike Knox in a Belfast Brawl
- Several weapons such as trash cans were used. Finlay got the win after hitting Knox with his shillelagh.

* In a backstage segment, Dolph Ziggler is looking for Maria when Michelle McCool hits on him and groaps him. Layla El was hiding and taking pictures of this as it was going on.

* DH Smith vs. Kane
- The match doesn’t even get started as Kane jumps Khali as soon as he gets in the ring. Khali fights him off.

* Chris Jericho & Big Show are shown backstage. They’re up next.

* Chris Jericho & Big Show b. Cryme Tyme
- Jericho got the win by pinning JTG for the three-count.

* Backstage, Vince McMahon tells Teddy Long he’s on probation but Long tells him that next week he has a surprise that will “change the face of Smackdown” and will have “something excellent” at the PPV Sunday.

* John Morrison b. Charlie Haas
- Morrison got the win with his Starship Pain finisher. After the match Morrison thanks Rey Mysterio for the footage of him winning last week. He says anytime he wants a re-match, he’ll get one. Dolph Ziggler comes out and says he wants a title match. Morrison tells him they can do it right now. Ziggler declines and Morrison calls him “Mr. Ziggles.” The crowd chants “Mr. Ziggles.” Dolph exits ringside.

* Matt Hardy is backstage with Josh Mathews. He says he’ll make CM Punk submit tonight and then Undertaker will beat him on Sunday.

* Layla w/Michelle McCool b. Melina

* Josh Mathews is backstage with R-Truth. Truth says he wants an actual match with Drew McIntyre. McIntyre jumps Truth and leaves him laying.

* Jim Ross & Todd Grisham are in the ring hyping Sunday’s Breaking Point pay-per-view.

* CM Punk b. Matt Hardy in the main event by getting Hardy to submit. This ends this week’s SmackDown.

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* Dolph Ziggler b. Slam Master J
- Solid back and forth match. This may be a dark match.

* Matt Striker & Josh Mathews come out to commentate.

* Sheamus b. Yoshi Tatsu
- Sheamus gets the clean win via pinfall.

* Jack Swagger & The Miz b. Primo & Kofi Kingston
- The Miz got the win with the pinfall on Kofi.

* Nikki Bella b. Katie Lea after the twin switch as Brie got the pin after a cross-body off the top rope.

* Kane b. Jimmy Wang Yang in a quick squash match. After the bout, Kane beat Jimmy down with a Singapore Cane.

Stephanie McMahon & Triple H SPLIT!!!

Credit: Ryan Gray/WrestlingNewsWorld.com

* A WrestleMania video package is shown.

ECW On SyFy: (Airing Tonight)
* The Abraham Washington show is up first. Abe’s mic keeps cutting out and a staffer comes out to fix it. Tony Atlas laughs at ringside. His mic continues to not work so he gives up and leaves. ECW begins.

* The opening pyro hits followed by a video promo for Hurricane. He comes out to a good pop.

* Hurricane b. Paul Burchill
- Long opening match with lots of back and forth action.

* Christian & Tommy Dreamer are shown backstage in a segment. Angela Fong debuted as the interviewer.

* Shelton Benjamin & Sheamus b. Goldust & Yoshi Tatsu
- Shelton got the win with the pinfall on Goldust.

* Zack Ryder b. A Local Jobber in a squash match.

* A WWE Breaking Point promo video is shown.

* William Regal promo backstage with Tiffany.

* Vladimir Kozlov & Ezekiel Jackson b. Christian & Tommy Dreamer after Ezekiel got the pin. William Regal hits the ring after the match and stretches Dreamer. He kicks Christian in the head as the trio stands tall in the ring to close the show.

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Dark Match:
* Jamie Noble b. Alex Riley (Developmental)

WWE Superstars: (Airing Thursday)
* Matt Striker & Josh Mathews come out to commentate.

* Sheamus b. Yoshi Tatsu
- Sheamus gets the clean win via pinfall.

* Jack Swagger & The Miz b. Primo & Kofi Kingston
- The Miz got the win with the pinfall on Kofi.

Why the WWE Divas didn’t appear on RAW – major drug test failures!!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 7th, 2009 (USA Network)
Location: The Allstate Arena in Chicago, IL
Results by 411Mania.com

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Live from Allstate Arena in Rosemont, IL

-Hosted by Michael Cole & Jerry “The King” Lawler

-Raw starts with Howard Finkel playing the role of Rod Roddy introducing the guest host of “The Price is Raw” Bob Barker. Barker comes out complete with skinny mic. Barker gets the best face reaction I’ve heard in years, and after Bob thanks the audience he tells them we’re going to party tonight. Tonight Bob says we’re going to play a pricing game, but to play a pricing game we have to have contestants. He asks Howard to introduce the contestants. The first of which is Santino who comes sprinting through the crowd, Jillian Hall, IRWIN R. FREAKING SCHYSTER, and finally Chris Jericho who doesn’t come out. Jericho finally comes out through the entrance in full wrestling gear with his name tag stuck to his chest. We start the bidding on the “Best of Smackdown” DVD. Santino starts the bidding, but he doesn’t quite get the game and wants to buy a vowel. Finally Santino bids $1465 for the DVD. Jillian is next to bid, but before she bids she wants to sing. After her wretched singing she finally bids $75. IRS wants to know if this bid includes taxes, and Bob tells him no. IRS will have none of that, and insists that his bid of $50 includes tax. Jericho’s turn is next, but he’s had enough of these shenanigans and gets up in Bob’s face. Jericho says no one calls him Chris, and demands that Barker shows him some respect. Barker completely no-sells Jericho’s threat, but Jericho demands that he be called Mr. Jericho and says that he needs to be pandering to him. Jericho says he is 1 half, but Barker cuts him off and says he heard 1 and that will be Chris’s bid. He threatens to turn Jericho over his knee if he doesn’t get down to the stage. Jericho’s $1 bid is the winner since the DVD costs $18.99, and Barker then orders Jericho to the ring where can earn another prize. Jericho wins a trip to Hawaii if he beats his next opponent.

Chris Jericho vs. Montel Vontavious Porter
Chain wrestling sequence starts things with Jericho getting the better of it grabbing a hammerlock. MVP reverses into a chinlock, and they get back to their feet. Jericho hits a shoulderblock, but runs into a clothesline. Drop toehold from MVP connects, and he follows that up with a lowdropkick. MVP gets backdropped to the apron, but an attempted crossbody from Jericho misses as he goes crashing to the floor as we head to break.

Back from commercial Jericho is back in control. MVP makes a quick comeback charging with the big boot, but Jericho dodges and MVP goes crashing back to the floor. Jericho goes out after him, and fires him back inside. Jericho whips MVP into the corner, and then drops an elbow. Jericho boots an oncoming MVP, but gets caught with an inside cradle for two. Jericho answers with a clothesline for two of his own which he follows up by grabbing a reverse chinlock. MVP elbows out, and then rolls up Jericho for a two count. Enzaguri attempt by Jericho misses, and MVP is back with a series of clotheslines. MVP connects with a back elbow, and then delivers a flying clothesline for two. Jericho stops a backdrop attempt, and then hits a bulldog. Lionsault attempt misses, and MVP then connects with a facebuster. Jericho counters the Ballin elbow drop into the Walls of Jericho, but MVP is able to counter into a small package for two. Jericho runs into a big boot for two, as the crowd is now smoking hot for these nearfalls. Jericho counters the playmaker, and goes for the codebreaker. MVP grabs the ropes to stop the codebreaker, and then grabs a jackknife rollup to pick up the victory at 10:58. No Hawaii trip for Jericho. Phenomenal opening match. Sadly no loser horn for Jericho.
Winner: Montel Vontavious Porter (Pinfall-Jackknife Rollup ***1/4)

-Recap of last week’s Raw, and the announcement of John Cena vs. Cody Rhodes for later tonight

-Bob Barker is with Kelly Kelly to shill is book a bit. DX shows up for shenanigans, and let him know what huge fans they are. HBK wants to know how one spays or neuters someone as a way to get Legacy. Barker invites them to spin the wheel. Whatever two superstars come up on the big wheel will be their opponents. The first spin comes up Chris Masters, and HHH comments that even with the hair plugs that’s a bad spin. HHH’s spin turns up Randy Orton. How convenient. HBK thinks they can make this work, and HHH says they’ll be back later for the showcase showdown.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Evan Bourne
Chavo takes control early with a clothesline, and then drives Bourne into the corner. European uppercut connects from Chavo, and then he sets Bourne up on the top rope for a kick to the ribs. Chavo locks in a modified abdominal stretch, but an attempt to slam fails as Bourne counters into a pinning combo for two. Bourne delivers a series of kicks to the hamstrings, and then hits a hurracanrana. Bourne hits a springboard kick to the back of the neck for two. Chavo comes back, but gets hit with a knee to the mouth while seated on the top rope. Bourne goes for a top rope hurracanrana, but Chavo dodges it and Bourne comes crashing to the mat for a two count. Chavo delivers the three amigos, and goes up top for the frog splash. Hornswoggle appears from under the ring with a super soaker to distract Chavo, and Chavo goes after him. That allows Bourne to rollup Chavo for the win at 4:21 to cost Chavo the Corvette. Well it was better than Chavo-Swoggle part 10, but I’m not sure why Bourne needed to win by a fluke rollup to a guy that has went 8 weeks losing to a midget every night. Also, no losing horn.
Winner: Evan Bourne (Pinfall-Rollup **1/2)

Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena
Cody lets us know that first and foremost he is a member of Legacy. He says it doesn’t mean that he agree with what Orton did, but Dusty didn’t make him a main eventer. Randy Orton did. Main eventer my ass, Cody. Rhodes says he could sit here and tell us what a terrible dad Dusty was, but its not true. He does say however that his dad always put business first, and that’s what he’s going to do tonight. He’s going to make John Cena tap out tonight. Dusty said there is nothing a father wouldn’t do for his son, but Cody says there’s nothing this son wouldn’t do for his career. Cody grabs a side headlock, but walks into an Attitude Adjustment attempt. Cody counters into a DDT attempt, but Cena throws him to the outside as we hit an early break.

Back from commercial with Cena getting a two count, and Cody bailing to the corner for cover. Cena delivers a running bulldog for two, and again Cody heads to the ropes for a breather. Cena delivers a backdrop, and Cody bails to the floor with Cena out after him. Cody sidesteps a charging Cena sending him into the announce table to gain control. Back inside Cody puts the boots to Cena, but gets caught with a belly to belly suplex. Cena charges at Cody and runs into a big boot, and that is followed up by a clothesline from Cody for two. Cody charges into the boot of Cena, but comes back with a rollup. Cody goes for a spinning toehold, but gets kicked off by Cena. Cena goes for the STF, but Cody gets free and delivers a side Russian Legsweep for two. Cody delivers a clothesline which picks up a one count, so he then grabs a modified camel clutch with one of Cena’s arms pinned behind his back. Cena powers his way out of that, but Rhodes sidesteps a charge and takes him down with an armbar submission. Cena stands up and now has Rhodes in position for the Attitude Adjustment. Cody slides out and goes for a dropkick which misses. Flying shoulderblocks from Cena sets up a blockbuster. Cena goes to the top for the flying Fame-Asser but that misses, and Cody goes for a figure four. Cena is able to block it, and turn it into the STF. Orton runs in drawing the DQ at 10:36, and after he slides out of an STF attempt Cena turns to Cody and delivers an Attitude Adjustment to send a message to Orton. Didn’t care for the finish as there was nothing for Orton to gain by saving Cody from tapping, but all in all nothing terrible.
Winner: John Cena (Disqualification-Ortonference **1/4)

-Hide the divas, Batista is back next week.

-Bob Barker is out for another pricing game, but he needs another player. Fink (complete with Rod Roddy suit) introduces AJ Pierzynski of the Chicago White Sox. Hey, it’s a TNA defection! Mixed reaction for AJ as for some reason people in Chicago seem to gravitate towards that horrible North Side team. The prize up for grabs this time is a Wrestlemania Travel Package. AJ bids $1000. IRS bids $2000. Jillian bids $5000. Finally Santino is out, and he’s very confused as he looks to the crowd. He finally bids $1200. The actual retail price is $1247.00, so Santino wins. Bob tells Santino he has a chance to win another prize next. It’s a new spa, and Santino wants to know if the Bellas come with it. Bob tells him absolutely not, and lets him know that his challenge is a bodyslam match. Santino’s opponent in the bodyslam match is of course The Big Show. Who didn’t see that coming?

Bodyslam Challenge: Santino Marella vs. The Big Show
Santino’s facial expressions absolutely make this worthwhile. Santino goes for a bodyslam which of course fails miserably, and then Show bodyslams him to pick up the win at :14. We finally get the losing horn, and after Barker appears to trip over his lines a bit he announces that Show has another opponent in another bodyslam match, and its of course Mark Henry
Winner: The Big Show (Bodyslam N/R)

Bodyslam Challenge: The Big Show vs. Mark Henry
Henry attacks early sending Show to the floor, but Show is quickly back inside. Show goes for a bodyslam but can’t get Henry up. Mark hits a headbutt and then goes for a slam which also fails. Show delivers a series of bodyshots, and then sticks a boot to the kidneys of Henry. Show goes for a slam again, but again can’t get him up as Henry fights back. Show delivers a boot, and goes for another slam getting nothing. Henry goes for a slam of his own, but again nothing. Show delivers a shot to the back, and goes for the slam again this time with Henry collapsing on top of him. Henry goes a slam but gets a forearm from Show who then whips Henry into the corner. Show charges into a boot, but comes back with a back elbow. Show again goes for the slam to no avail as Henry delivers a forearm to the back. That allows Henry to hit the bodyslam which mercifully ends this suckfest at 3:21. Andre vs. Studd this wasn’t.
Winner: Mark Henry (Bodyslam DUD)

-Josh Mathews is with Bob Barker for more book shilling. Josh asks what the most memorable moment on Price is Right was. He mentions some lady who lost her top on Price is Right and we even get the censored footage. We go through more of his favorite Price is Right moments, as this is basically an interview you’d see on the Today Show or something.

-Trish Stratus will be here next week to Guest Host.

-Cole and Lawler run down the Breaking Point card.

-Chavo comes in to complain about his match to Bob Barker. He tells him he’s not leaving here tonight without car. Chavo continues his bitching, and asks if Bob thinks he’s tough because he trained with Chuck Norris. Eventually Chavo plays the Happy Gilmore as he gets a couple weak looking karate chops. That’s right, instead of jobbing to the midget, he jobbed to the senior citizen.

D-Generation X vs. “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters & Randy Orton
If this was 1989 it would be like Hogan and Warrior facing Savage and Ron Bass. One of the guys here just doesn’t belong. Masters kicks things off with Shawn, and takes control early. Shawn goes for an early sweet chin music, but Masters bails to the floor and we head for break.

We return and Orton is hammering away at Triple H. HHH clotheslines Orton down and tags in HBK. HBK with a neckbreaker on Orton. He slams Orton’s head into HHH’s big boot and tags HHH back in. HHH tries the pedigree on Orton but Orton escaped. Orton tries the RKO but HHH counters. Big suplex by HHH followed by a knee drop. HHH slams Orton down and tags HBK back in. Orton manages to make the tag to a fresh Chris Masters. Masters immediately goes to work on HBK with punches. Masters with a big back-breaker on HBK. Masters putting the boots to HBK now. Masters tags Orton back in. Orton with a flying knee drop onto HBK’s face on the ground. Orton quickly tags Masters back in.

Orton has HBK on the floor as Masters distracts the ref. Orton gets a bunch of cheap shots in and throws HBK back in the ring. Masters tries a pinfall but HBK kicks out at two. Masters working some kicks to the body to HBK in his corner. HHH has the ref busy as he complains, allowing Orton to sneak in some offense behind his back from the apron. Ref turns around and Masters tags Orton back in. Orton gets in HBK’s face and watches as he slowly makes it back to his feet. HBK finally gets up and Orton nails him with a dropkick to the face. Orton with a chin-lock on HBK as the crowd cheers him on to escape. HBK firing up now trying to escape. He finally works his way out and is hitting Orton with chops now. Both guys knock each other down and we have a double-count going as the crowd cheers each guy to make the tag. Orton makes the tag to Masters. HBK nips up and makes the tag to HHH. HHH is in like a ball of fire now, cleaning house. HHH hits a spinebuster on Masters and tags HBK in. HBK hits the top rope and comes crashing down with his big flying elbow smash. HBK tuning up for Sweet Chin Music now. Orton tries to distract HBK but HHH comes running after him and they brawl on the floor. HBK turns around in the ring and Masters slaps the Masterlock on him. HBK is fading. HHH hits Masters from behind, which breaks the hold. HBK quickly hits Masters with Sweet Chin Music. Orton tries to interfere. HHH puts Orton in the sharpshooter. HBK puts Masters in the figure-four leg lock. Masters taps out and D-X wins.

Winners: D-Generation X

After The Match:

Legacy hits the ring. D-X brawls with them on the floor. They’re brawling all over the arena as Cole reminds us this is what we’re going to see at Breaking Point in their submissions count anywhere match. Orton is shown sneaking around trying to hide and avoid D-X. Backstage, we see D-X and Legacy brawling all throughout the halls. Legacy fights their way to the parking lot. DiBiase says he’ll get a car. Rhodes guards the outside door with a chair. HBK and HHH come busting out the door, Rhodes throws the chair at them and runs. We see someone yelling “that’s my car” as DiBiase and Rhodes take off. Back in the arena, Orton is in the ring by himself. He asks the fans if they saw that – the look of disappointment on the faces of D-X. He tells us to get used to it because this Sunday at Breaking Point, Legacy is going to make D-X submit. He says in the main event, he is going to retain the WWE Championship. He says the name “John Cena” and Cena’s music hits immediately. Cena comes out with a dead-serious look on his face. He takes his hat off and hits the ring like a bat out of hell. Cena and Orton brawl to the floor immediately and Cena throws Orton into one of the announce tables. Coming back in the ring, Orton hits Cena with the RKO. Orton goes to the floor and grabs a chair. Orton goes back into the ring and opens the chair. Orton has a sick look in his face as he picks Cena’s lifeless body up. He sets up an RKO and runs towards the chair. He RKOs Cena across an unfolded chair. He stands up and looks at him with the crazy eyes. He yells at Cena “this Sunday, you will say I quit!”

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WWE SmackDown: (Airing Friday)
* While SmackDown is being setup a video package of Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker at WrestleMania 25 is shown.

* CM Punk comes out with his face painted and dressed like Jeff Hardy. He cuts a promo on how Hardy is gone that we will never see him again. He receives massive heat. Punk then shoots on The Undertaker and how he is a big star. He challenges him to come to the ring. Matt Hardy comes out and cuts him off. Hardy attacks Punk while the crowd responds with a huge pop. Referees come out to break up the altercation.

* Teddy Long and CM Punk are shown talking about what just happened. Long announces that Matt Hardy will face Punk tonight.

* The Great Khali & Finlay b. Mike Knox & Kane
- Finlay starts off the match being dominated by Knox & Kane. Khali is tagged in and comes to the offense. Finlay gets the pin on Knox for the win.

* Vince McMahon is shown backstage with Teddy Long.

* Maria & Eve are shown backstage. Michelle comes up and says that Dolph will leave her. Melina comes up and threatens Michelle with a knuckle sandwich. Maria tells her to stay out of her business.

* John Morrison b. Rey Mysterio to become the new Intercontinental Champion
- Great back and forth match that lasted about 20 minutes. It was described to me as pay-per-view quality.

* R-Truth comes out to the ring. He is attacked by Drew McIntyre who is wearing a dress shirt. After the attack, McIntyre cuts a promo.

* Maria & Eve b. Natalya & Layla
- Eve gets thew in with the pin on Layla.

* Josh Mathews is in the back interviewing Matt Hardy. The lights go out…An Undertaker promo is shown and the lights come back on.

* Matt Hardy vs. CM Punk ends in disqualification
- CM Punk is out first followed by Matt. Slow action throughout with several long two counts. CM Punk goes for a chair shot when the “gong” hits and Undertaker appears. He chokeslams Punk through the announce table. This ends this week’s SmackDown.

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