Angle - Short term used by wrestlers
to refer to fishermen. (Vince McMahon created a great angle in his
son Shane.)
Blade - Bret Hart's son. (Blade is a huge Shawn Michaels
fan.)
Booker - The man that hands out signs in the lobby of the
arena at a wrestling show. (Vince just gave me a "Vince Sux" sign because
he is the booker.)
Face - Front of the clock. (Fans always cheer the
face at 9:00 every Monday.)
Gimmick - A redneck word used to describe anger over Mick
Foley not being a singles champion in the WWF. (Gimmick the belt already
you stupid yankees!)
Heat - The feeling that you get when you sit between two
big fat rednecks at a wrestling show. (All this heat is fixing to
make me throw up.)
Heel - The slices of bread preferred by most wrestlers.
(Golga eats the heels to gain protein.)
Job - What wrestler's have to get when they are fired by
the WWF. (Ahmed Johnson refused to lose to Kurrgan so now he has to do the
job.)
Jobber - A person with a job. (Lethargic is not a
jobber.)
Juice - To lose one's bodily functions during a wrestling
match. (1. When Sid got bodyslammed by the Undertaker he juiced and
filled his trunks with dirty crap. 2. Vince juiced his pants when he thought
Austin was going to shoot him.)
Kayfabe - A gay wrestler. (Too Much are gonna go
kayfabe and get married.)
Mark - A wrestling fan. (If you are reading this, you are
a mark.)
Screwjob - Two parts Vodka, one part apple juice, one part
whiskey and a lemon to taste. (Scott Hall and Jake Roberts shared a
Screwjob after dinner.)
Shoot - Interviews that wrestlers give when they pretend
that they are not reading the script when in reality they are and they are
just making the fans look stupid. (DDP said that he was gonna shoot
on the Giant and get all jacked up but it was just a bunch of crap like always.)
Smart - This word does not exist in the wrestling language.
(After getting on the internet you will become a ______.")
Tweener - Any of various small metal instruments that are
usually held between the thumb and forefinger and are used for plucking,
holding or manipulating and consist of two legs joined at one end. (Savio
Vega had to use a Tweener to get all that hair off Miguel Perez's
back.)
Work - Something that wrestlers would like for the fans
to think they do when in reality they are just having way too much fun and
being paid way too much money to do it. (HBK and HHH will work a match
together tonight.)
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