WWE RAW Results (11/1/2010) – Lita, Vince, & Stephanie Return!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, November 1st, 2010 (USA Network)
Location: The Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York
Results by Larry Csonka of 411 Mania

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

-Cole and King welcome us to the show.

-Randy Orton makes his way to the ring. He doesn’t look very happy, but then raises the title to make the fans cheer, they are happy. There is not a man alive that can take the title from him, BUT, if someone did, he wouldn’t be happy, but he could accept it. But he would be upset if he lost due to a crooked referee, especially John Cena. He would like Cena to come out here, and if he plans to screw him say it to his face. Cena makes his way to the ring, all business, no glad-handing with the kids. Cena says to cut him some slack. He knows Orton is the champion, they have been there before, and titles are won and lost. He has a decision to make at the Survivor Series, if Orton wins, he is fired, if Barrett wins, he is free. He has to call it down the middle, but if something happens… you see all of this chaos in the WWE Universe, well he doesn’t know what he will do, he will be free or fired. Orton thinks he is screwed, and Cena says no. Orton says if he does get screwed, Cena would be disrespecting everyone that has been champion and the fans. Orton then tells him to get out of HIS ring, because he doesn’t deserve to be in there. Cena says he hates this, they worked hard to get there, but now he is getting coffee for Barrett. Barrett runs the show, but he May have the skill to compete for the title. Barrett is classless, and doesn’t know about respect. NEXUS makes their way to the entrance ramp, and Barrett has the mic. Barrett says thanks for the kind words, and gives Cens permission to say what ever he wants, because actions will speak louder than words, and Cena will do what he is told in the end. At Survivor Series, Cena will raise Barrett’s hand in victory. Cena then says it is done in three weeks, and Barrett reminds him that he could be fired. Cena says that is right, but he will not go quietly, he will leave them a parting gift, and when it is all over, he will beat the hell out of Barrett. Orton doesn’t have to wait, and says Barrett is scared and has to stand behind seven other guys, and at Survivor Series, he will beat on him until he is unconscious, unless Barrett wants to prove him otherwise. GM TRON chimes in and Cole goes to read, “AND I QUOTE… Randy Orton, as the WWE Champion, I feel for the position you are in. You want to know what Cena will do, and we all want to know, so we find out tonight. Tonight, Wade Barrett and a partner vs. Orton and a partner, and the referee will be John Cena.”

NON-TITLE MATCH: NEXUS (Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater) © vs. The Hart Dynasty (DH Smith and Tyson Kidd)
No Natalya tonight for the Hart Dynasty. Kidd and Slater to begin, Kidd works the arm, tag to Smith and he continues to work the arm. Takes Slater down, drops the leg on the arm, elbow drop and then the stalling suplex connects for 2. Uppercuts from Smith, blind tag by Gabriel and he attacks Smith from behind. Lays the boots to Smith, tags back in Slater and they beat Smith down in the corner, Kidd does not approve. Gabriel continues the attack, Slater back in and rights to Smith connect. Gabriel in, snap mare, and into the headlock. Smith works to his feet, Gabriel off the rope and the snap slam by Smith stops his momentum. BOTH men are down, tags to Kidd and a dropkick connects. Clotheslines follow, neck breaker and a cover for 2 as Slater makes the save. Nd Slater to the floor, Kidd dropkicks Gabriel to the floor, DIVES and wipes out Smith as Slater shoved him into the dive. Kidd takes out Slater, Gabriel kicks Kidd in the head, up top, 450 connects and that is all.

OFFICIAL RESULT NEXUS @ 4:00 via pin

-NEXUS celebrates while the Dynasty continues to fall apart.

-R-Truth meets with Cena, and says he stood up to Barrett, but wants to know what he will do when the time comes. Cena walks off.

-On Smackdown this week, Edge faces Alberto Del Rio.

-Pee Wee Herman will appear tonight as the guest host.

-Sheamus makes his way to the ring. Sheamus says that he will not be throwing a temper tantrum just because Santino beat him. He beat himself, and he gave Santino a week to bask in his victory, but now, he pays. Santino makes his way out, not dressed to wrestle. He says that he respects Sheamus as a human, in fact, he is a fan of his. Last night he went dressed as Sheamus for Halloween, but everyone thought he was a ghost. Maybe that’s why Sheamus is so angry. Last night, he consumed too much candy, and sure, you can eat all that stuff, and bad things happen. So he cannot face Sheamus tonight, because the doctor said he may throw up on him, in his face. And no one wants to see that. The crowd cheers. However, he found a suitable replacement. Kozlov comes out. Kozlov says Sheamus talks funny, and tonight, he crushes Sheamus.

Sheamus vs. Vladimir Kozlov
Lock up, to the corner, Kozlov looks for a leg, but knees from Sheamus. Off the ropes, boots and rights by Kozlov and a side headlock takedown by Kozlov. Sheamus takes him to the corne,r knees connect and Kozlov is down. Back breaker by Sheamus gets 2. Knees to the head of Kozlov, but Kozlov back with head butts. Big boot by Kozlov gets 2 as Sheamus gets a foot on the ropes. Irish Hammer by Sheamus, BIG BOOT and Kozlov is done.

OFFICIAL RESULT Sheamus @ 1:00 via pin

-Santino in the ring and Sheamus has him for a moment, but Santino escapes. Sheamus follows him to the floor, doesn’t take Santino’s candy or singles, nor his American Express card. Santino offers to write a check, but Sheamus tosses him down and starts to beat his ass. IRISH CURSE TIME…but John Morrison makes the save and kicks Sheamus off of the stage. Santino does the rusty trombone to celebrate.

-R-Truth meets with Orton, and says Cena should have quit, and thinks Cena made up his mind. Truth says Cena will not allow himself to get fired, and he has a feeling that Cena will count Barrett victorious. Orton says that Truth should be his tag team partner, to see how Cena treats a friend. Orton then says Cena will prove that he has no friends.

-Mark Henry is backstage and talking with Pee Wee Herman on the phone, right next to him. Pee Wee tells a story about a splinter, and says he understands. Mark says that it was a great story, but he still needs a tag team partner. Henry says Pee Wee is an icon and his idol, just the man to give him a hug. They hug, and Henry crushes him. Pee Wee cheers him up with Diva Twister. Pee Wee then talks to the WWE fans, and says he is here to take over the show. He says he has surprises…. and LITA IS HERE! Shit just got real!

Zack Ryder vs. Ezekiel Jackson 49
Poor Zack, you gonna die, woo WOO woo, you know it. Jackson is looking, well. Ryder attacks at the bell, but Jackson KILLS him with a clothesline. Another. Press slam by Jackson! Ryder kicks him in the knee, but runs into the uranage slam for the pin.

OFFICIAL RESULT Ezekiel Jackson @ 0:30 via pin

-Wade Barrett has picked Starscream (Otunga) to be his partner tonight.

-Pee Wee Herman makes his way to the ring. Pee Wee is thrilled to be here, and feeling Raw. Tonight’s secret word, is RING. When someone says the secret word, you SCREAM REALLY LOUD. He tries it out, and Cole about has an orgasm. He feels like a million dollars, and The Miz and Ales Riley make their way to the ring. Pee Wee says he thought Raw losing at the PPV was the lowest point of the show. He never liked Pee Wee, he always liked HE-MAN, and Pee Wee says maybe he should marry him. Miz says to get out of his RING, and the crowd goes loud. Riley tries to tell Miz about the secret word, he says it again, and everyone laughs at him. Miz makes fun of Pee Wee’s look, and says he is pathetic. I KNOW YU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? Riley stops Miz and says he will handle this. Pee Wee starts to repeat Riley as he talks, and they argue and Miz says to stop this. Miz says he is Mr. MITB and a future champion, and will beat Pee Wee into a pulp. Pee Wee mocks Miz, and then says he is getting angry. He is a loner, a rebel, REALLY INFINITY! They could just play the game all night, but do not anger THE PEE. He has his cousin here backstage, and Miz laughs and mocks Pee Wee. Miz says he will destroy his cousin, and Pee Wee says he will be out in a minute. THE BIG SHOW is here, DRESSED AS PEE WEE! Show goozles Riley and Miz and tosses them to the floor. Show picks up Pee Wee and asks if they had a nice trip out of the RING. TRON GM chimes in, AND I QUOTE, Miz isn’t getting out of this, and since he said he could beat anyone in Pee Wee’s family, the secret word is pain, because he will face THE BIG PEE WE NEXT. Pee Wee dance time.

The Miz w/Alex Riley vs. The Big Show
Back from commercial and here we go as Show takes Miz to the corner, chops connect. Show lights him up, off the ropes and Miz bails to the floor. Miz makes his way back into the ring, hip toss by Show. More chops connect. Kick to the gut by Show, chokes out Miz now with the boot. Off the ropes and a basement dropkick by Miz. Kicks to the knee, Show shoves him away. Off the ropes and a clothesline by Show. A body slam follows, and then the elbow drop from Show, and a cover for 2. Head butts from Show now, but Miz back to the knee with kicks. Lefts follow, off the ropes and a basement dropkick again and Show is down. Elbows by Miz, Riley and Cole celebrate ringside. Miz tries to work the headlock, but Show stands and drops back onto the Miz. Head butts from Show, to the corner, Vader splash time, but MIZ MOVES! Miz rolls in and covers for 2. Miz back on the attack, lefts to Show, up top goes Miz, double sledge connects. Miz back up top, nails another, back up top, lands for a 3rd time, covers for 2. Miz back to the headlock, Show escapes, clotheslines connect. Big backdrop by Show, Show then misses the corner elbow, but Miz runs into the goozle, Show slams Miz into Riley, but Miz gets the MITB case and beats down Show for the DQ. Miz then escapes.

OFFICIAL RESULT The Big Show @ 7:00 via DQ

-The Big Show is not a happy individual.

-A Stand Up For WWE video airs.

-Cole discusses when Shaq came to WWE, and brought his whole family and they had a great time.

-Cena is backstage with Barrett, and Barrett says after his hand is raised in victory tonight, Cena will clean the locker room, sweep, mop and then he can scrub Barrett’s back. Nope, not gay at all. Starscream enters and says he will win tonight, because he has all of the talent.

-On NXT tomorrow night, Goldust marries Aksana.

NON-TITLE MATCH: Ted DiBiase w/Maryse vs. Daniel Bryan ©
Lock up, to the corner they go, kicks by Bryan. He charges runs into a boot and DiBiase lays the boots to him in the corner. Rights by DiBiase in the corner, DiBiase slams him to the opposite corner and Bryan is down. Rights by Bryan, boot to DiBiase, goes to the second rope, but DiBiase nails him, sending him to the floor. Back into the ring, mount by DiBiase, lays in the rights and covers for 2. Elbows by DiBiase, and then into the headlock. DiBiase in control, Bryan fights back, roll up and he gets 2. Boot from DiBiase, a whip to the corner, moonsaults out does Bryan, running kick connects. Kicks to the chest by Bryan, lights up DiBiase, but runs into the sit out spinebuster for 2. DiBiase sets, dream street countered into the LeBell lock, and DiBiase taps.

OFFICIAL RESULT Daniel Bryan @ 4:00 via submission

-DiBiase and Maryse argue, and DiBiase says he cannot concentrate without his belt.

-LayCool make their way to the ring. Real talk time. Apparently they are not loved anymore, and they are sorry. They just need a fresh start, because they are compassionate people. Like Natalya, she is “special.” She’s Canadian, and you know how they are. They will be nice, and give her one more chance at the Divas Title at Survivor Series, if she beats McCool tonight.

TITLE SHOT ON THE LINE: Michelle McCool vs. Natalya
Natalya takes control early, but McCool works a head scissors. Forearms by Natalya, wheelbarrow suplex then connects. Boot by Natalya, to the corner, reversal, back elbow by Natalya To the second rope, but McCool pulls her off and covers for 2. McCool beats her down, drops the knees to the back of Natalya and then kicks her. McCool covers for 1. Kick to the gut by McCool, and into the body scissors. Natalya works to escape, McCool uses the ropes, and the ref makes her break. Off the ropes and a kick by Natalya, McCool then counters the butterfly suplex into a cover for 2. Natalya looks for the sharp shooter, to the floor and Natalya catapults Layla into McCool. Back in the ring, McCool accidentally kicks Layla, allowing Natalya to roll up McCool for the win.

OFFICIAL RESULT Natalya @ 3:00 via pin

-LayCool cry after the match.

-We see Freddie Prinze Jr. playing a doctor, and VINCE is there, apparently in a coma. Freddie says he will miss the election. OK.

-Back to Vince, and Freddie says his wife visits him everyday, you have to admire her, especially since she spent $50 million on the campaign. VINCE IS AWAKE. He is shocked to hear about the $50 million, and Vince is covered in election stickers, he hates politics. He is ok as long as everything in WWE is ok. Freddie then says that everything isn’t that well. He says they buried the Undertaker, NEXUS is stronger than ever, and Cena is IN NEXUS. Vince asks what else, and Freddie says Goldust is getting married, Paul Bearer is back and Vince says the next thing you’ll say is that Daniel Bryan is the US Champion. Vince arises to go to the bathroom, and then says if Linda can run for Senate, he can run for President. His ass is covered by a Blumenthal poster. Wow. We see STEPH wake up, and says she had a weird dream, and asks if Vince is in a coma, and we hear HHH says yes, he is likely brain dead. Wow.

It’s time for the main event now…. thank god.

Randy Orton and R-Truth vs. Wade Barrett and David Otunga w/John Cena as Special Referee
Otunga and Orton to begin. Lock up, to the corner and knees by Otunga. He lays the boots to Orton, but Orton fires back with the clothesline. Knee to the head by Orton, to the corner and an elbow by Otunga. Tag to Barrett, and Orton drops him with the clothesline. To the corner, Cena breaks when Orton wouldn’t listen to the count. Barrett with the roll up for 2. Cena warns Orton again and Barrett attacks from behind. Orton comes back as Otunga enters, kicks him in the chest and Otunga rolls to the floor. Orton follows, but Otunga manages to whip him into the steps. Back into the ring and Otunga covers for 2. Tag to Barrett, he kicks away at Orton, and then delivers rights. Barrett with the headlock, Orton fights to his feet and delivers a belly to back suplex. Tags to Otunga and Truth. Truth with clotheslines, off the ropes and a hip toss. Rights follow, to the corner, counter, split ad the leg lariat by Truth connects, he covers for 2. Rights by Truth, off the ropes, blind tag by Barrett, and Truth runs into the black hole slam for 2. Rights by Barrett now, to the corner, side back breaker on Truth. Big rights by Barrett, to the 2nd rope, MISSES the elbow drop! Otunga tries to come in, Cena stops him, and then forces Orton to get out, because he didn’t see the tag. Barrett pulls Truth to his corner, Barrett tags in Otunga, slam connects. Elbow drops now, and a cover for 2. Tag back to Barrett, forearm shots to Truth follow. Otunga tags back in, covers Truth for 2. Otunga works the headlock, Truth fights back, escapes, and they hit the ropes and collide mid-ring. BOTH men are down now. Barrett tags in, but Cena did not see it, stops him RKO on Otunga, and then Truth pins him.

OFFICIAL RESULT Randy Orton and R-Truth @ 9:00 via pin

Orton poses as the show ends.

BACKSTAGE FIGHT At RAW…..