SD Dark Match Main Event, Ryder At WrestleMania?, More

— Devin Cutting sent in the following: Sergeant Slaughter will be appearing at the Portland Sea Dogs game in Portland, Maine on July 24th, 2012. Go to portlandseadogs.com for tickets. Slaughter will also be at the Lynchburg Hillcats game on August 24th, 2012 in Lynchburg, Virginia. Go to milb.com/index.jsp?sid=t481 for tickets.

— Sheamus, Big Show and Randy Orton defeated Mark Henry, Cody Rhodes and Daniel Bryan in the dark match at last night’s WWE SmackDown tapings in Columbus, Ohio

— Former WCW/WWE star Bryan Clark turns 48 years old today while ECW Original Beulah McGillicutty turns 43 and WWE United States Champion Santino Marella turns 33.

— As we reported yesterday, Zack Ryder is campaigning for a spot on Team Long at WrestleMania 28. Justin Gabriel has now chimed in and wants a spot as well: “@GMSmackDown hey playa if u need the best high flyer on SD on your team I’m the guy! Let’s take down team @WWERawGM!”

— Naomi tweeted last night that someone should call The Bellas’ momma and Cameron Lynn wrote responded with the following: “#funkisonaroll twins & your not”

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