Former WWE writer Jensen Karp, promoting his new book Kanye West Owes Me $300, recently spoke about his time working for the company. He said it was fun, although he only worked there for 6-7 months.
He said: “Every time a roided-out monster came out to the ring and yelled at the camera, I – a small Jewish man – wrote it.”
He said the wrestlers were the best part of the job and he was amazed at how they could memorize their lines fifteen minutes before going out. He also mentioned his first day. Vince McMahon was doing a storyline with Candice Michelle. He said that Vince “clearly wanted to make out with her in the scene.” He said Vince was doing a story where he had “God’s powers” and had the ability to heal, so he treated her chest cold by touching her breasts.
He wanted to do the angle again, but Candice needed a new illness. Karp was keeping quiet, but when Vince asked the writers what the illness should be, Karp replied “labiagytis”. Vince liked it. Karp noted the room was silent and he thought he could either get fired or become the next WWE President. The first word Karp got on WWE TV was “labiagytis.”
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