By Chris Walters on April 22, 2004 at 8:56 PM EST

Thanks to Jennifer Lentocha from Detroit for the following:

I was reading through my May 2004 issue of JANE Magazine when I spotted an article, "No manual deals with the really dirty, sexy and weird stuff that only a star would know. Until now.", which included a segment about HHH and Stephanie. There was also a small picture of HHH accompanying the article.

"HOW TO HAVE A JERRY SPRINGER-STYLE WEDDING" By Triple H, the former WWE world heavyweight champion, and his real-life wife, Stephanie McMahon

Start scheming at her Las Vegas bachelorette party for her wedding to your archenemy. Pay the bartender extra cash to make sure he gets the woman of your dreams/the boss' daughter good and schnockered. Once she has passed out, take her to the drive-thru wedding chapel. When the justice of the peace comes to the car, don't forget to turn your head when using your high-pitched voice to say her "I do." The bartender should be in the backseat with a video camera to record all of your special moments.

She will have no idea what has occurred the night before and will continue with her wedding as planned. When the time is right, interrupt the ceremony and tell the woman of your dreams that she is already your wife. The show the footage of your night-before nuptials.

Lastly, challenge the boss to a wrestling match for the right to annul the marriage. After convincing the boss' daughter that you are the man for her, have her turn on her father during the match, ensuring your victory, Don't forget to kiss her passionately over her father's beaten body in front of the entire world.

If you follow these simple steps, then you can have the boss' daughter, all her money and a marriage based on love and trust. Just like us!

PHOTOS FROM ARTICLE: 3 Real Pictures From The HHH & Stephanie Wedding! (DIRECT LINK >>)