By Chris Walters on December 15, 2004 at 6:18 PM EST
Thanks to Mark Mercer for the following:
Howard Stern had Triple H as a guest on today's show.
Howard said that Double A, who is one of the Stern show regulars, was also there because he's a huge wrestling fan. He wanted to meet Triple H but Howard demanded that he get into the RoboSpanker (an apparatus that was made where guests mount it and a remote controled arm spanks them) and get spanked if he can't answer questions about Triple H. Double A came in wearing a bathing suit and all of his wrestling belts. He said they're all ''replicates'' of the real belts. Howard said even Triple H probably doesn't have those old belts. Double A said he's got 6 belts and one of them was about $375, one was $325 and the newest one was $425. Robin, Stern show co-host, said it's all fake crap too, it's not even real gold or anything like that. Evil Dave, a guest who impersonates David Letterman, asked him ''Excuse me sir, are you a fag?'' while they were talking to him about the belts. Howard had Double A get into the RoboSpanker shortly after that. Doug Goodstein, Stern show producer, said he looks like a midget wrestler, he's only 5′3′' tall.
Artie, Howard Stern sidekick, said that Double A probably thinks the RoboSpanker thing is gay, meanwhile, he's gay for wrestling. He said he had to turn away while he was getting into the RoboSpanker. Howard had some questions for Double A about Triple H. He asked him how many meals a day Triple H eats. Double A said it was six but it's actually seven. He got spanked by the RoboSpanker. He didn't know Triple H's real name so he got spanked again. He got hit a third time when he wasn't able to answer another question. Howard asked a couple more questions and Double A was having some trouble answering those so Howard took it easy on him and didn't spank him every time. Howard asked Double A what Triple H calls it when he sprays water before he wrestles. Double A didn't know it was ''The Spritz'' so he got spanked. Artie said it should be called ''The spraying of the fags.''
Zolar, a frequent caller, called in and said that Double A pays for hookers all the time and he doesn't know why he's being so elusive. Zolar said that he gets hookers and videotapes them all the time. He said he's got a good collection of tapes too. Hook Nose Mike also called in and told Double A that he just went to Double Gay today.
Howard had Triple H come in a short time later. Double A had to stay in the RoboSpanker during the interview. Even Triple H was disgusted by what he saw and said that if he was a real fan, he never would have gotten into that machine. Double A told Triple H that he's a big fan and he's really not gay. Triple H said it's amazing how many people actually show up to events with those replica belts like Double A has. Howard let Double A say a few words to Triple H before kicking him out of the studio.
Howard told Triple H that he liked the movie ''Blade: Trinity'' which he appears in. Triple H was having trouble hearing anything in his headphones so they had to dick around with those for a couple of minutes. Howard got back to the acting stuff and asked him if he wants to follow in the footsteps of The Rock or Hulk Hogan. Triple H said that he doesn't want to follow in the steps of Hulk Hogan. He's going to pick and choose the stuff he does and he's not going to walk away from wrestling. He likes to do both. He wasn't bad mouthing The Rock but he was able to do both the movie and the wrestling without leaving it. He talked about doing ''Blade'' and said that he would play the part of a gay man if the movie was good.
Howard and Robin asked Triple H about dating Chynna. Howard said he doesn't know how he was able to be with her because she's so manly. He hasn't seen the sex tape that Chynna put out though. Howard told him that she has a lot of pimples on her ass in that video. Howard also wanted to play some of the song that Chynna performed on his show not too long ago. He didn't play much of it though. Howard said that his girlfriend Beth worked with Triple H in something and she said that he didn't hit on her. Triple H said he didn't hit on her but he did have her phone number. He pulled it out of his pocket and Howard confirmed that it was hers. Triple h said that she wanted to bring Howard to a show so she gave him her number.
Triple H told some stories about Wesley Snipes and the way he behaved on the set of ''Blade.'' He said that he didn't talk to his co-stars and even threatened the director at one point according to H. He said that Snipes behaved himself around him but not with everyone else. H said that Snipes accidentally kicked him in one scene and must have apologized to him ten times after that. He said that it seems like he knows when to behave under the right circumstances.
Howard talked about how hot Jessica Biel was in the movie as well. Howard said that her ass was talking to him during the movie. He'd like to put her in the RoboSpanker there in the studio. Howard moved on to talk about Triple H's book ''Triple H Making the Game : Triple H's Approach to a Better Body.'' Triple H said they were coming after him to write a book so he wrote one about working out. Chaunce Hayden called in during that discussion and said that Triple H made him prove to him that the magazine ''Steppin' Out'' wasn't a gay magazine. He told Howard that he asked Triple H if he would ever fight in a real fight. He was wondering who Howard would pick in a fight between Triple H and Chuck Zito. Triple H said that he would be a tough fight and one of them would probably end up dead in the ring if they fought. Zolar called in as Brad Pitt's brother Stu and seemed to crack himself up after doing that. He asked Triple H if he ever had any racial thoughts about The Rock. Triple H wasn't even going to answer any questions like that.
Howard wrapped up the interview and gave Triple H a few plugs for his book, the movie and a couple of book signing appearances he's making over the next few days. Evil Dave was cracking a few more gay jokes before Howard ended the interview and took a break.
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