By Chris Walters on March 2, 2006 at 12:16 AM EST

Howard came back from break and Fred was playing a Limp Bizkit version of a Who song. Artie jokingly told Howard that's off their album ''Fucking Up the Classics.'' Howard said he's not a big Who fan but both Artie and Fred are big fans. Fred said he thinks that The Who were the best live band when they were all alive anyway. Artie loves the band as well so he got in on that conversation. Robin said that she once met the band and she didn't know what to say when she met Pete Townshend.

Howard moved on and brought in Joanie Laurer who used to be known as Chyna when she was wrestling. Howard said that she was fully dressed today, unlike her last appearance on his show. Joanie said that this was very exciting being there. She said that she didn't want to kill Howard's mojo but she was watching his old movie ''Private Parts'' recently and didn't know what he had gone through. She congratulated him on his move to satellite after that.

Howard said the last time Joanie was on the show she had her brother there. Joanie said she just said that he was her brother, but it wasn't. Howard asked her what's going on with her these days. She said that she's back so Howard wanted to know what that meant. He went over her career and how she had gone into a tailspin for a while and left the WWE. She was also on The Surreal Life and it looked like she was a mess there.

Joanie said that through her wrestling career she was trying her hardest and she was impressed with herself but then the business started to change. She said that there have been a lot of deaths in wrestling because it is a dangerous business. Joanie said she didn't know anything about the business when she started. She went out with a smile on her face when she was wrestling but she didn't know what she had gotten herself into.

Joanie said that when she left the wrestling industry, which she looked at as a family, she was disrespect by the WWE and that was kind of depressing. She moved out to Hollywood after that and wanted to do some TV and movies. Howard said that she was obviously drinking on The Surreal Life. He asked her if she was doing coke too. She said she wasn't and then told Howard that she didn't have a problem right away when she moved out to Hollywood.

Howard figured that it was when Triple H left her for Vince McMhaon's daughter Stephanie. Joanie said that was the thing that sent her into a tailspin. Howard and Robin figure that Triple H is actually the one running the WWE now. Joanie said that she moved to Hollywood and Sean Waltman showed up on her doorstep. That led to her sex video coming out. Joanie said she doesn't like to promote that because all of the proceeds go to the Waltman World of Wrestling.

Joanie said that she was going through some tough times after that. Howard interrupted and gave her a plug for her movie ''Illegal Aliens.'' You can find out more about that at EdgewoodStudios.com. He also took a phone call from a guy who asked Joanie about using steroids. Howard figured she must have used them to look the way she does. Joanie says that she never did use them. She said that she came from a world where steroids and other drugs are an issue. She said she was dealing with a lot of drug users when she was wrestling.

Howard said that Joanie is in this movie ''Illegal Aliens'' with Anna Nicole Smith who is looking amazing these days. Joanie said that she is kind of a wacky woman but she's very smart. Howard asked her if Anna Nicole was tough to work with because she wasn't able to remember her lines. Joanie said that's normal for shooting a movie and it wasn't out of the ordinary. They also asked Joanie if Anna came on to her and tried to hook up with her. Joanie said that didn't happen but they did feel each other's boobs. She said that they all touch each other's boobs.

Howard took a call from a guy who saw the video of Joanie having sex and they're convinced that she has a small penis and not a clitoris. Howard said it was just an engorged clitoris. Joanie went on to say that there are millions of women in this country who are abused and she is one of them. She said that it's not funny and it's not a joke. She claims that Sean tried to kill her and sent her to the hospital so it's really not funny. She thinks that she should be behind bars. She also said that she's surprised that eh's not dead from drug use. Howard interrupted her and asked her if she's totally shaven. She didn't answer that so Howard asked more about her not having sex. She said she's very scared from what she's gone through and she's just not ready yet.

Howard asked her if she touches herself to get off. Joanie said that she has issues with sex so she doesn't even do that. She hasn't used a vibrator or anything like that. He asked her if she's had a wet dream but then corrected himself and said that he forgot that only men have that.

Howard wanted to hear Joanie perform her song ''Holiday'' again but she didn't have a guitar player with her today. Joanie said that her band kind of broke up. Howard asked her to do it the next time she's in. She said she's working on her guitar playing already.

Howard was telling Joanie that she's a lot of woman. Artie said that she's ''quite a woman minus the Wo...'' Joanie laughed pretty hard at that joke. Fred was doing his Herman Munster impression as Joanie since her voice is so deep for a woman.

Howard asked Joanie about this movie that she's in. She said she plays the part of an alien that wants to take over the world. She didn't have a back story. She said she comes from the planet Binalstro 7 and disguises herself as a hot chick while on Earth. Howard asked her why she comes to this planet and why she's at war with Anna Nicole Smith. She said that she comes here to save the Earth and move everyone off before her planet collides with it.

Joanie said that they'll be showing this movie to a bunch of distributors trying to get it on the big screen somewhere. She said that it was a low budget film but she's not sure exactly what the budget was. She's hoping it will become some type of cult film. She'll be seeing it for the first time tonight.

Howard took a couple of phone calls and one of the guys was this guy Hansy who asked her to get on the Sybian. Joanie said ''no way bitch'' and refused to get on the thing. She said she feels much more in control this time since she's not drunk. Howard played some audio from her movie and had Fred goofing on that a little bit.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked how much Joanie can bench. She said that she once tried 365 pounds but got buried. She said she usually lifts about 315 pounds. The guys sounded pretty impressed by that number. Howard started to wrap up with her and asked her if she has money left over from her wrestling days. She said she doesn't have any left but she knows that she can make millions of dollars for a company so that's what she's going to do. She figures that the money will come to her eventually.

Joanie told Howard and Robin that she was very happy to be there. Howard told her to come back wasted next time. Howard asked her if she would do the Meet the Shrink show. She said she would but it sounded like she was kidding. She asked about Howard's Film Festival so he told her to go out and make something for it. You can find out more about the film festival at Howard.tv.

Before Joanie left, Howard asked her what her favorite curse word is. She said that it's ''fuckhead'' and apparently didn't know that they were free to speak that way on satellite radio. Howard wrapped up and went to commercial break after that.

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