By Ryan Clark on October 21, 2006 at 1:08 PM EST

Cpl. Kirchner speaks: "I'm not dead!"
By GREG OLIVER - Producer, SLAM! Wrestling

It's been a weird couple of days for the family of Corporal Kirchner. WWE.com reported his death on Thursday, which then circulated widely through the world. But Mike Kirchner is still around. "I'm still alive and well, and thanks for everybody's concern. I'm doing well, and I'm happy and life is good."