Full WWE Superstars **SPOILERS** For Thursday

Here are the spoilers for this week’s WWE Superstars. Report courtesy Ken McAndrew and PWInsider:

Dark Match:

*JTG pinned Tyler Reks. JTG actually pulled fuzzy dice out of his boot to shake at one point.

WWE Superstars:

Striker and Grisham came out.

Vance Archer and Curt Hawkins came out while they were setting the ropes up. Archer and Hawkins vs. The Dudebusters – Dudebusters were faces. Finish saw Baretta caught by Archer (I think) then Croft shoved the two back and Baretta hit a tornado DDT for the win.

R-Truth vs. William Regal – Pre-match Regal actually rapped. He used besmirch so he should win immediately, but a Jersey Shore reference is a DQ. Truth won after missing the ax kick, Regal went for a small package and Truth reversed for the pin.

Goldust and Gail Kim vs. Primo and Jillian (with their NXT rookies) – highlight was Gail hitting a missile dropkick on Primo. Gail hit her finish on Jillian after Jillian broke a pin. Primo went for the backstabber, but Goldust flipped Primo, then hit a corkscrew suplex for the pin.

Big Show vs. Luke Gallows is next. Gallows still has SES gear and came out with Mercury, but no Punk. Gallows on the mike said he’s better than us because he’s straight edge. He said he’d reclaim his spot as the SES enforcer. Show has a new “Go Big” headband for merch. Show actually hit a baseball slide, then the “Shhh” chop outside. Show hit the KO punch for the quick win. Show took the mike after and said with all the fat trimming going on, he pledged to rid the WWE of the SES.

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