WWE RAW Results (10/10/2011) – Vince Returns, JR Fired!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, October 10th, 2011 (USA Network)
Location: The Chesapeake Energy Arena in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Results by Tony Acero of 411

“Yes, sir, we promised you a great main event…”

We get the slow and emotionally ripping music behind a promo that we’ve been seeing since last week where everyone votes Trips “No Confidence” to start the show then we get to the arena where….the announce table is empty and there is but one camera man, focusing on the crowd. We cut to the backstage area that, I suppose is to be depicted as barren. Ah, there’s ol Triple H. He looks quite smug. He takes the walk towards….well, towards something. It’s the G. Position and it looks like he’s heading to the ring. The production truck isn’t part of the walk out it seems as Triple H’s music hits and out comes the COO of WWE.

Trips on the mic, “I showed up!” He gives the fans credit for doing the same. A week ago, he stood in the ring bewildered. He saw something he never thought he’d ever see. He saw Superstars, camera men, techs, the refs, announcers, Jimmy the Bagel guy, they all walked out…He never thought he’d see it. The thing is, they didn’t walk out on Triple H, oh no….they walked out on the crowd. The Superstars stand outside in the parking lot, holding some kind of “solidarity rally” because RAW has gotten too tough for them. It’s hard and they just can’t do it (he says this mockingly). From what Triple H understands, they all have their gear on but not one of them will step into this building to perform for the crowd unless Triple H kicks rocks. If Triple H is no longer running RAW, then they will all come back, he says. So, what should he do? Should he walk away? Should he quit? The crowd says no. He considers the option before saying he’s never been a quitter. Trips says he will not be intimidated or coerced or blackmailed and he will not quit. He tells all the guys in the parking lot to pucker up real nice and kiss him where his cheeks meet. He doesn’t care if he’s got to remove the suit and strip to his chone chones and wrestle a broomstick for two hours. Come hell or high water, he is giving the fans RAW and he is giving us a show, tonight…I’m a little interested to see how well the broomstick would do….

John Cena’s music hits! Well, it’s close to a broomstick…SuperSeriousCena says that there was a reason he wasn’t involved last week and it’s the same reason why he hasn’t talked to the press or other social mediums. There’s been a lot of people that said had Cena been involved, the walk out would have been a lot stronger. Everyone has contacted him personally and asked him to join the walkout. Triple H never so much as sent a text to stay. They want Cena out in the parking lot because they believe Trips is egomaniacal and self-centered. Cena then says that’s no different than Vickie Guerrero, Eric Bischoff, 56 celebrity General Managers, an anonymous computer, he’s made through the Mike Adamle Era. He’s not here to tell HHH that he’s his best friend, he’s here to tell Trips that he’s the boss and Cena is stayin…Cena loves the unsafe work place! He is staying because Loyalty is a principle and it doesn’t lie in a parking lot but with all the fans.

Sheamus’s music is next! The Great White Hope is out! Sheamus says that less than two years ago, when Trips was nearly crying about HBK, Sheamus came from behind and cracked him with a lead pipe. The thing is, he was trying to make a name for himself and if anyone had a right to complain, it would have been HHH. Instead, he recovered and came back like a man and gave Sheamus the biggest ass-kicking of his entire life. As they both know, today that result would be quite different (nice!) but Sheamus has a lot of respect for Trips. The last couple of months, he’s tried to emulate Trips and that’s why he will not be a part of some parking lot shenanigans! (SHENANIGANS, DeMarco!!!!) He came to be a part of Monday Night RAW!!!

PUNK!!!! He’s got the pipe bomb! He says that he can’t help but feel a bit responsible for all of this. He is the guy that made walking out look cool. The thing about it is that everyone in the parking lot is missing what he was trying to do. he didn’t break his contract, he wasn’t trying to prove a point to just one man, he was trying to show it to the company. He says he is at the top of the list of complainers. His mic gets cut off, Nash interrupted. Someone here doesn’t want him to have the belt. The thing about it is that this is a company where men solve things WITHIN these ropes. THIS AIN’T BALLET, BABY!!! He calls those outside hippies. Punk had a problem with Trip, he dealt with him personally. When he had a problem with Cena, he dealt with it personally. Sheam-O, he calls him, will eventually meet up with him, he’s sure. haha. He says he’s here for RAW so he’s got a question, what do they do now?

Triple H says that’s a big question….how bout we do what we do on Monday Night RAW, shut up and FIGHT! How about Sheamus vs. John Cena? And since Trips is the only guy out there, he’ll be the ref. He tells Punk that he’s got a whole table lined up with a headphones and pipe bombs just waiting for his name! And if Punk wants, he can do commentary!! Oh joy! He asks for Trips blazer and Trips allows it! Trips then tells Punk to ring the bell.

John Cena vs. Sheamus
Lockup to start, Shemus turns it into a side headlock takedown. Cena fights out of it, sends Sheamus to the ropes, Cena leaps over Sheamus right into a sideheadlock takedown of his own….and we get a break.

Back to the show and Sheamus is getting out of the AA. Sheamus with a chard clothesline and a cover….uh oh, we’ve got an interruption…

It’s McMahon! He’s got a mic. He is sorry for breaking up the match, he got here as quickly as he could. Notwithstanding the integrity of the performers, but he wants a word with Triple H….ok..Sheamus and Cena as well as Punk are asked to leave as Vince thanks them. Vince brings up Wall Street and thans everyone. Vince tells Triple H that he beleives in him. He has been watching RAW and it is a hoot. He loves the Wild West shoot em up style of RAW and he is proud.Unfortunately, there are those who don’t. Vince claims that the Board of Directors sympathize with the 55 protesters and they are concerned that the walk out may get out of control. They have no idea wwhere it’s going and he doesn’t think anyone knows (Is that a shoot?). McMahon says even Mania is in question. Even though McMahon was overruled, he thought that it was his personal duty to tell Triple H that his services of running RAW are no longer required. He knows it’s not going to break his heart since Trips didn’t ask for it to begin with. McMahon says that neither is he going to run RAW, nor anyone from his family is. The board is looking for a GM who is independent, unbiased and whose ethics are beyond reproach. Until they find that individual, they have named an interim General Manager…he doesn’t like it and neither does Triple H, but the GM is….the Executive Vice President for Talent Relations John Laurinitis.

Out comes Johnny Ace and he gets a nice You Suck chant. Johnny has the same smug look he gave Triple H last week as we cut to commercial.

After the break, we get Johnny Ace shaking hands with some Superstars as the re-enter the arena. John Morrison stops and asks Ace, “You?” Morrison says that Johnny Ace sucks, straight out. Ace sends him to the ring in his street clothes and says he has a match. Ace says he will pick the opponent. Christian stops as well and says Ace should be considered the PERMANENT GM. Ace tells Christian to head out to the ring and face Morrison for him. Christian questions it but only for a second as he tells Rhodes, Swagger and Ziggler to come with.

Back to the ring and JR’s music hits! He makes his way to the table and Lawler and Cole follow. And to think that Cole was going to be gone for at least a week….damn. He refers to himself as Ghandi.

Match 2: John Morrison vs. Christian
Christian starts it off with a kick then some rights to the face of Morrison. he sends Morrison to the ropes and Morrison comes back with a forearm. Morrison stomps the chest of Christian, goes for a Shining Wizard, but Christian duucks. Morrison mounts Christian and gets in some rights. Morrison pulls the shirt over Christian as a distraction but it doesn’t work. Christian up in the corner, Morrison follows and drops im. Morrison is about to hit some Starship Pain, but Ziggler with the distraction. Morrison goes for Ziggler, then for Swagger and this distracitonh allows Christian to hit a Spear and a pin for the 1…2..3!!!
Winner: John Morrison

After the match, Ziggler hits the Zig Zag, Rhodes hits the Cross Rhodes and Swagger with the gutwrench powerbomb! So….this is the chaos they were triyng to prevent, right? Oh you heels, you!!

Cole says that tonight we will get an Alberto Del Rio vs. Punk match and Randy Orton vs Mark Henry.

Speaking of Ol Drippy, his music hits and he’s coming to the ring.

In the back, Johnny Ace is on the phone with someone. He hopes he wasn’t too intimidating. Hunter walks in. Ace says that he knows what Trips must be thinking, but he can’t beleive it and he didn’t want the job either. It was the board who appointed him. They know that if there’s an issue, he will step up and he is as loyal as he comes. He is willing to make sacrifices for the WWE. It’s in his blood, he loves the WWE. Trips wants to know if Johnny Ace has ever tried to pick up his teeth with a bunch of broken fingers? Ace looks stern…

Back in the ring, Henry has the mic. He is the most dominate champion of all time. He doesn’t fear no man and don’t back down from nobody! He’ll take anyone on anytime as long as that man is the No. 1 Contender and Big Show is not! We get a video recapping last week’s return and attack. After the show, Mark says that he took all of that punishment and pain but he’s still here! He tells Show that at Vengeance, Vengeance is his…but Orton is on the mic and says…Vengeance…is mine!!! Then his music hits.

Match 3: Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton
We are back mid match and henry rushes Orton in the corner Orton mvoes and hits a dropkick, knockjing Henry to the mat. Orton stomps Henry’s limbs before dropping a knee, oh but Henry moves!! Henry with a right and a few headbutts before dropping Orton in the corner. He puts Orton up on the turnbuckle and they trade some blows. Randy with some rights, but it doesn’t phase Henry as he hits a hard right and knocks Orton to the outside. Henry follows and rolls Orton into the ring. He follows and gives Orton a kick to the back. Henry with another headbutt. He sets Orton up for a powerslam, stalls, hits it and pins for the 1…2..no! Henry is looking for a leg drop but Orton moves out of the way! Orton hits the ropes and kicks Henry in the face then goes for his knee drop again, this time hitting it. Orton with a kick and a rope assisted clothesline! Orton goes for the DDT on the ropes and hits it! Orton here’s the voices and calls for the RKO, but here is Cody Rhodes with the distraction! Henry goes for the World’s Strongest Slam but Orton counters into the RKO! He pins for the 1…2…Cody Rhodes runs in and stomps Orton!!! He hits some rights on Orton then tosses Orton to the corner. Orton fires back with a clothesline and aa scoop slam! Orton stalks Rhodes. RKO, but no, Cody pushes out of it right into Henrywho hits the World’s Strongest Slam! He pins….but there’s no ref! Henry is upset and hits another World’s Strongest Slam! Cody looks on from outside the ring as Henry grabs his belt…
Winner: Randy Orton via DQ

Cody Rhodes waits for Henry to leave then slithers into the ring. He lifts up Orton for…the Cross Rhodes! Rhodes calls for his bag man! He bags Orton then grabs the mic. “Cut the head off a Viper, and all the venom goes with it. Randy Orton, humiliated. Would you like a receipt, with your paper bag?” -insert maniacal laughter here-

In case you didn’t catch it last week, Kelly Kelly had a fight similar to what I’ve seen at clubs over stepped on heels. Bitches be crazy, fellas…They. Be. Crazy.

Match 4: Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres vs. Rosa Mendes and Tamina
Kelly and Rosa to start. Rosa with a push but Kelly hits some back elbows then slams Rosa’s head into the corner and screams. She nearly fucks up a back handspring elbow because Rosa moves out of position. She chokes Rosa up on the ropes, slips down and pulls Rosa down. Rosa tags in Tamina but Kelly is there with a Thesz Press. Some rights but Tamina takes up as puppy jabs as she hits some rights of her own. She drops a knee then splashes but Kelly moves. Kelly tags in Even and Tamina is there to pull Eve in. Eve with an arm drag and a kick then a clothesline. Even hits the ropes and front flips onto Tamina. She pins but Rosa is there to break it up. Kelly runs in and hits a bulldog then a press from the apron onto Rosa!! In the ring, Tamina sends Even to the corner. Even with a back elbow and a moonsault onto Tamina! 1…2..3!!!
Winners: Kelly Kelly and Eve Torres

While Eve’s music hits, Johny Ace walks down the ramp towards the ring. He invites the ladies to leave the ring and has the mic…geez, how unorganized are we going to be? Ace asks for some respect. He says he’s a bit nervous and even if we don’t like him, he has a job to do. The first order of business is making a WWE Championship match with Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena. People may not like him due to his ethics, integrity and morals. Tonight he is going to do the ethical thing and moral thing. He invites Jim Ross into the ring…Ace claims that with JR walking out on RAW, he walked out on everyone else and that makes him an ingrate. He calls him a redneck and says that as the Exec VP and interim GM of RAW, he fires Jim Ross. JR tips his hat and leaves the ring as the crowd boos. JR shakes the hand of Jerry Lawler and leaves. Really? REALLY?! Cole calls this the greatest night ever and plays the trumpet…only he makes a trombone movement….

Match 5: Mason Ryan and Air Boom vs. Jack Swagger, David Otunga and Dolph Ziggler
Bourne and Ziggler to start! Ziggler goes for a right hand but Bourne blocks it and gets some rights of his own. he kicks Ziggler, tags in Kofi and they hit a double dropkick in the bottom corner of the ropes. Kofi with a pin for two. Ziggler with a whip, Kofi moves, Ziggler holds onto the ropes and goes outside but Mason Ryan is there to toss Ziggler over the top rope back into the ring…only for Kofi to clothesline his ass back over it. Bourne up top and he floes onto Dolph! All six men do that “What, foo what” taunt as we go to a commercial.

We are BACK and Kofi is in the ring with Swagger. He hits dropkick and hold Swagger long enough to tag in Mason. Ryan puts Swagger in the cornerand has a little trouble figureing out what the hell he is doing. Swagger in a Tree of Woe as Mason stomps him a bit. Bourne and Kofi try to get a double dropkick but they don’t hit it in stereo. Kofi sends Swagger to the corner, Kofi leaps up, but misses and Swagger pulls the legs out from him. Swagger tags in Otunga. Otunga attacks Kofi on the outside then runs in and hits a suplex. Otunga tags in Ziggler and hits a couple of rights onto the fallen Kofi. Ziggler with a neckbreaker, but Kofi reverses into a backslide for 2!! Ziggler with a dropkick! 1…2…no!! Ziggler tags in Swagger and Swagger has a front face headlock. He clubs Kofi’s back and knocks Bourne off the apron. He turns and Kofi hits a flapjack. He’s reaching for Mason and we get the double tag. Mason Ryand and Ziggler are in. Mason sends Ziggler to the corner, clothesline! Opposite corner, Spear!! We get a big boot to Ziggler. 1…2…Otunga saves the matchup! Kofi runs in and knocks Otunga out! Swagger in and knocks out Kofi! Bourne is in and tries the double knee move on Swagger but Swagger hits a powerbomb! Mason sends Swagger to the outside! Ziggler is up, he attacks but Mason changes it up and we get the spin into a Sidewalk Slam for the 1….2…3!!!! Evan Bourne looks legitametely hurt. But then again, he’s very good at selling.
Winners: Air Boom and Mason Ryan

The Brodus Clay video package is roughly as long as the last 10 matches he has had on Superstars. I hope this means those squash matches will stop.

After a crappy looking Cena movie about brothers opening a PI firm, we return to Ricardo Rodriguez in the ring. He announces our WWE Champion, Alberto Del Rio for the upcoming match against Punk.

Match 6: Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk
Punk goes for some kicks but Del Rio ain’t having it. Lockup as the crowd chants for Punk. Del Rio sends Punk to the corner but Punk reverses it. They grapple a bit until the ref breaks it up. Another lock up but Punk locks in a sideheadlock. They both hit the ropes and Punk hits a shoulderblock, sending Del Rio to the mat. Punk with a go behind but Del Rio grabs the arm and twists it a bit until Punk gets some hard kicks in. He sends Del Rio to the corner and stomps a mudhol! Del Rio leaves the ring to take a breath. He gets back in the ring Del Rio is quick on the attack. A hard right, a kick and a pin for 2. Del Rio with a snapmare then a dropkick to the back of the neck of punk. Del Rio with a cravat from behind. Punk fights out of it and we get a back suplex from Punk. A pin for 1…2…no. Punk with a neckbreaker and another pin for 2. Punk locks in a head scissors and starts driving his elbow into Del Rio’s face. Punk wth another cover for 2! Punk sends Del Rio to the corner and goes for the knee but Del Rio moves!

Johnny Ace comes to the top of the ramp with a mic and he wants this match stopped. He says that we will have a tag team match instead. CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio vs two men that he has reinstated…..The Miz and R-Truth.

The Miz is out with the microphone. We’re baaaaackkkkk. Truth raps, it’s nothing you guys want to hear so I’ll just paraphrase…We suck.

Match 7: Alberto Del Rio and CM Punk vs. R-Truth and The Miz
We start this match in its infancy as Alberto is giving some hard kicks to R-Truth before hitting a nice enziguri onto The Miz. Truth is able to take advantage and hit some rights and a kick then clubs Del Rio all the way down to the mat. Truth be angry, yo! He tags in The Miz. Miz hits some knees then hits the ropes for a SUPA knee! He sends Del Rio to the ropes, bends over and of course, Del Rio kicks him right in the face. A Dropkick to the kneed Miz and a pin for the 2 count. Del Rio comes to the conrer and Punk tags himself in. Punk with a snapmare then a kick to the back and some hard stomps onto The Miz. Punk with a Side Russian leg Sweep and a pin for 2. Punk with a right, Miz hits a knee then runs to tag Truth. Truth comes in and Punk with a arm drag. He mounts Truth with some rights as the crowd says Truth sucks. Punk tags in Del Rio and locks up Truth, allowing a dropkick from Del Rio. Del Rio with a pin..1…2. Nope! Del Rio with a headlock but Truth hits a jawbreaker and tags in The Miz. The Miz startst stomping all over Del Rio, he hits the ropes and a big kick to the face for Del Rio! Miz pins for 2. We get a whip and again, Del Rio holds onto the ropes and kicks Miz. Del Rio slaps Punk – which constitutes as a tag- and leaves the ring quickly. He and Rodriguez are looking to leave, and yeah…they’re heading up the ramp. Punk is seemingly upset but gets in the ring. Punk with a kick to The Miz then some back elbows and some knees! Miz sends Punk to the ropes and Truth kicks him in the back. Punk with a high kick to Truth’s head and Miz hits a hard DDT. Pin for 2 then a tag to Truth. Truth with a hard kick on the down Punk then he goes for some rights. Truth with a cravat/body scissors combination. Punk rolls out of it and goes for some rights, but Truth is there with a knee and tags in The miz. A double shoulderblock then The Miz pins for 2. Miz sends Punk to the corner and hits some hard rights, taking the count to four and the ref pushes him away. Truth sends the boot to Punk’s face as the ref is distracted. Punk fights off both men then kicks Miz in the gut, sends him to the corner and we get the knee to the face! Punk with a bulldog and an added clothesline to Truth at the same time!!! Punk is up top! Savage Elbow and he hits it! It’s Nap Time!! Miz is rising and Punk sets him up. Truth in the ring and kicks Punk in the gut. The double team doesn’t stop and the ref calls the match. They are attacking Punk like a mad man and here comes Triple H!! He attacks Truth and here is Miz to break it up! Trips goes after Miz in the corner. Punk sends Truth to the outside and hops on him from the apron. Triple H catches the fleeing Miz and sends him into the steps then into the barricade! Punk is at the announce table, tearing it up before tossing Truth over it. Truth and Miz leave and Triple H and Punk are in the middle of the ring. I should mention that Triple H took off his suit and is in jeans and a T-Shirt so you know he is serious!!!

In the back, Otunga is with Johnny Ace. He tells Johnny that he is happy that Ace hired Miz and Truth. Ace says, yes he is happy as well and he is going to try and get a match at Vengeance: Triple H and CM Punk vs The Miz and R-Truth. End show.

Credit: Tony Acero

What Happened *AFTER* RAW Ended – HUGE SEGMENT!!!!…..