News & Notes: SmackDown Dark Matches, The Onion/Rhyno, Enzo/205

SmackDown Dark Matches

Before SmackDown Live last night, Breezango defeated The Ascension in a dark match.

After 205 Live went off the air, Randy Orton faced Jinder Mahal for the WWE Championship and had the same exact match that they always have, with Orton hitting an RKO on Jinder, then getting attacked by the Singh Brothers for a DQ. Orton then RKO’d the Singh Brothers, etc.

The Onion

The Onion did a fake blog post from the perspective of Rhyno.

"I’m sitting here wondering if you even still enjoy double-choke-slamming an opponent to the mat." https://t.co/JhY7OOvITj pic.twitter.com/7VQ5tTRDtp

— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 22, 2017

Enzo Amore

Enzo Amore posted this about going to 205 Live:

Went out last night in the city that never sleeps… got myself nice and dehydrated, took a power nap. Woke up at roughly 7:40 pm , stepped on the scale, weighed 206 lbs: 🤔… I had a cuppa ☕️…. sat down on the throne, took a 💩 …. (👑💩😉.) and… #205live #RAW #DoubleDippaZo

A post shared by Enzo Amore (@real1) on Aug 23, 2017 at 12:24am PDT