WWE: Main Event Taping Results, Noam Dar Injury Update

Main Event Results

WWE taped these matches for Main Event before Raw tonight in Washington, DC:

– No Way Jose defeated Tyler Breeze

– Lucha House Party (Kalisto & Gran Metalik) defeated The Ascension

Noam Dar Injury Update

Noam Dar suffered what was thought to be a serious knee injury in late February at an NXT UK taping, but it’s apparently not as bad as was feared.

In an update on Twitter, Dar said that he only has a “simple sprain and a wee bone bruise” and will “be seeing all you daftys very very soon.”

**UPDATE** – the MRI scan results left Doctor & the full medical staff in complete shock & disbelief that the knee injury I sustained did not result in complete explosion of the entire knee, the tendons, the ligaments & all the other wee bits & bobs in yer leg that you really need like the bones & that which would have required immediate removal of the entire leg (correct like a pirate).

With drastic & immediate effect world class doctors from every continent were assigned to further diagnosis but unfortunately failed to reach a valid scientific & physiological explanation as to how the patient in question (SPRNVAII) was left with only a simple sprain & a wee bone bruise.

With their combined 100+ years of medical experience, fancy Harvard degrees, big important white coats & mad daft specs not a single one of them brainboxes could come to the conclusion or even fathom that the patient in question (SPRNVAII) suffers from a rare genetic disease named “HarderThanYerDad-itus” which only effects 11/11 wee spicy legends named Noam.

As I explained to the docs, In laymen’s Ill-larderThanYerDad-itus” simply means that I’m absolutely & unequivocally harder than every single one of them & their dads. Furthermore, I notified them that I’m pure solid like 5 at the back & could batter them all easy peasy.

HarderThanYerDaditus is helping me fly through a very short rehab protocol & I’ll be seeing all you daftys very very soon.

Cheers x

Harder than Yer Dad. Pass it On. pic.twitter.com/MZsrN8iiqW

— SUPERNOVA11 (@NoamDar) April 1, 2019