Captions of the Week – 02/22/09

In no particular order.

#1 – Xero – Magic Trick

Triple H: Wanna see a magic trick? I’m going to make this sledgehammer…

Triple H: Disappear! *Drop* BAHDAAAAAH!

Orton: You just dropped it, you didn’t make it “disappear”…
Triple H: Oh, did I say “disappear”? I meant…

Triple H: REAPPEAR!
DiBiase: Woah!
Orton: How’d you do that!?

#2 – parkmania – Team Underbite

Team Underbite waits for a tag.

#3 – Exyle – Wonderful Evening

Kozlov: THANK YOU FOR WONDERFUL EVENING! YOU CALL ME!

#4 – Little Naith – Legs

Noble: Uh…guys. This isn’t me doing this with my legs right now.

#5 – Vastardikai – Pat Patterson’s Door

Just another day outside of Pat Patterson’s door.

#6 – thehazeeffect – Foot In Ass

JBL screamed in pain, as HBK tried to pull his foot out of his ass.

#7 – Vastardikai – Left TNA

Christian: I left TNA for THIS?!?!

#8 – Xero – Dyke About Town

Jeff Hardy – Dyke About Town

#9 – Nowhere Man – Invisible Rescue

John Cena carries out a daring rescue, swinging down from his invisible helicopter to pull Big Show to safety.

#10 – The Mackem – Hardy Family Problems

Hardy Family Problems – Episode One: Sandcastle

Jeff: Matt, this has eaten me up inside for too long now. I have to clear my conscience. When I was five…I destroyed your sand castle while you swam in the sea…

Matt: Matt Manor? It was you?!!

Matt: You said it was an Octopus? You bastard! *SMACK* I’ve hunted for that octopus for years!

Matt: Damnit Jeff, all those months out alone at sea!

Jeff: I deserved that…

CUE THEME MUSIC

#11 – Noid – Tazz Dropping Acid

Tazz has been dropping acid before the show, so he naturally freaked out when he thought Chavo Guerrero’s boots — which he believed to literally be on fire — came his way.

#12 – Noid – Kozlov’s Talent

Charles Robinson realises the horror of what could be if The Undertaker boots anymore talent out of Vladimir Kozlov.