Captions of the Week – 02/15/09

In no particular order.

#1 – Hasney – Magnetic Boots

Jeff Hardy was DETIRMINED to get his moneys worth on his magnetic boots

Hell, he even lent them to Shane

#2 – Xero – Logical Progression: Triple H

The logical progression of a Triple H match.

#3 – Volare – Shitting in a Handbag

Shane McMahon enjoys himself while joining Randy in shitting in a fan’s handbag.

#4 – Sascha – Superman’d

Randy sure Superman’d THAT ho.

#5 – Lock Jaw – Invisible Hammocks

Hank Scorpio: INVISIBLE HAMMOCKS! Why didn’t I think of that?!

#6 – Lock Jaw – WWE Lures Rourke

The WWE tries to lure Mickey Rourke back to them by having Christian pretend to be an Oscar.

#7 – Guru Dave – Bite It

Edge: No please stop!
Jeff (sick laugh): I am gonna lick it, suck it and I am gonna BITE it!
Edge: Oh My God!

#8 – Lock Jaw – Out the Door

Scotty: Alright! I’m on TV! Vince promised me a big push!
Vince: (Out the door….)

#9 – Vastardikai – Illusion

Fan #1: I see two faces.

Fan #2: I see an hourglass.

#10 -Vastardikai – 619

Worst. 619. Ever!

#11 – Noid – Smack some Ass

After getting a sign from above, Jack Doan decides he wants to “smack” some ass.

#12 – Noid – Botched DDT

Eve botches a DDT.

#13 – Noid – NWA Championship

Chavo Guerrero: The NWA Championship is not more prestigious than the ECW Championship!

R-Truth: But Ric Flair was NWA Champion, man. This isn’t fair…

Mike Chiota: I know, man, I know.

Chad Patton: *under breath* Asshole.

#14 – Vastardikai – Seriously

Randy can’t even take the idea of him and Shane being on equal terms seriously.

#15 – thehazeeffect -Hemroids

Where will you be when your hemroids kick in?

#16 – Lock Jaw – Gamma Rays

NEED MORE GAMMA RAYS