John Cena Vows To Make His Own ‘Poop Chart’

John Cena posted the following to Twitter after Zack Ryder’s “Hoeski” hit #92 on the iTunes pop music chart:

If @Zack Ryder and Hoeski break #50 on pop charts I may eat 50 pop tarts covered in Fruity Pepples then make up my own #poopchart, of which I will sit at #2. Now go download #hoeski.

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