In no particular order, here are the best captions of the week for the week of 02/08/09.
#1 – Beth’s Dick – The Mackem:

Satino: Someone up there has a ‘Santino and Rosa suck Beth’s dick’ sign
Rosa: hehe that’s ridiculous
Beth (thinking): We shall see tonight
#2 – Phanto – Xero:

Kane: So I found this key just laying around and-
Phanto: OM NOM NOM!
#3 – Ron Mystery – Exyle:

Adamle: Kane, the whole world wants to know: why do you have Ron Mystery’s mask?
#4 – Iguana – parkmania:

Punk: I said, the iguana is FUNNY!
Regal: No, it isn’t! Beacuse I don’t understand it!
#5 – Vintage JTG – Lock Jaw:

Michael Cole: JTG gearing up for The Surprise Enema! Vintage JTG!
#6 – Sitting Fail – Tedious:

SITTING FAIL
#7 – You’re Canned – Tedious(2):

Shane’s “You’re canned!” ripoff of Vince’s “You’re fired!” catch phrase seems a little weak to me…
#8 – Point to a Douche – thehazeeffect:

Ok, now everyone point to a douche bag.
#9 – FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! – Vastardikai:

Natalya: How do you feel about your win?
Douche with bad hair: It was FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Natalya: Hell yeah!
Ref: 
#10 – Gay Hood Ornament – Vastardikai(2):

Little did he know: “Arrior” means Gay Hood Ornament in Portugese.
#11 – Jeff in the Impact Zone – Loopydate:

The drug rumors started again as Jeff Hardy stumbles down the ramp… as the ring is being taken apart… in the Impact Zone.
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